Ack. Russ' failure hurts, and the low roll on Leylines is bad as well. On the bright side, Alan is getting a positive interlude, and we have a free Personal Attention next turn! On the whole, the turn's probably gonna be positive, especially considering what might come out of Retreat PA's and the Quest. Just gotta try and survive Negaduck.
 
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We decided to do "Let's Get Dangerous", I think we should continue to take the fight against Negaduck by taking Frightful sight and that reminds me of a joke. We need that info to take him down.
I don't think WE can take him down. And, if we go with the joke, that risks him causing a LOT of damage. Xanay has plans, and we're risking fucking them up, exactly like he was afraid we would if we investigated! Even KHAN wouldn't have great odds. We need the info, but we can't fuck up Xanay's plan, or else lots of people die, but also, we can't do the Dream Queen because, duh, right, but also, having our Toon expert in the shop for this is VERY VERY BAD....Yikes...EURGh...I'm hoping the vote gives us more info on what these options mean, because at the moment...I just have no idea...
 
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I don't think WE can take him down. And, if we go with the joke, that risks him causing a LOT of damage. Xanay has plans, and we're risking fucking them up, exactly like he was afraid we would if we investigated! Even KHAN wouldn't have great odds. We need the info, but we can't fuck up Xanay's plan, or else lots of people die, but also, we can't do the Dream Queen because, duh, right, but also, having our Toon expert in the shop for this is VERY VERY BAD....Yikes...EURGh....
The whole point of the intrigue action was to get knowledge to stop the attack on toon kind. Not to sit back and let it happen.
 
The data was left unsecured on the laptop of company president and subsidiary owner Reilly O'Reilly, of Emerald Isle potato chips. She also mentioned that said computer was two inches tall, which she thought you might find interesting.
Luck o the Irish. Fitting for Fowl to be working with Leprechauns as well as LEP-RECON
You are now aware of a small unicorn population in the area.
Oh nice, the only rare ingredient for Anti-Bill wards once Russ remembers to tell us about him and we set our occultists to dream demon deterrents.
 
Agreed. Russ isn't all that helpful for martial anyway. I think disabling him for a while is a fair trade to have him do his job.
I'm not concerned about the Russ part, i'm concerned about the "Negaduck gets creative" part. With how far in advance Xanay's been planning, this risks us having utterly bungled it, enough to get many people killed. I don't want to alert Negaduck, but I also want the info. Russ getting a bit f-ed up is fine, i'm easy on that, but the rest...Ugh. The other option is the Dream Queen, which GOD NO. For fuck's sake....UGH. I have no idea what we were supposed to do, we did everything we could to maximize the odds, and YET....Eurgh...
 
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--[x] [Intrigue] Infiltrate Solanaceae (Cruella)
DC 80 (91% CoS) (1% CF 9% CS)
88+18(Doof)+24(Cruella)+17(Council)+2(Loyalty)+10 (XP)=159?
Not that it would have changed the results, but isn't Cruella's loyalty negative?

Option to bring Liv into the New Man project available, assuming nothing changes before then.
... Huh. Do we want to? I mean, she's amoral and insane, but so are Jumba and Janus. And Di Amara has an inbuilt incentive not to betray us. On the other hand, the risks...

Augerino added to items list; +5 to non-public construction actions. On a critical failure, item is always destroyed (in addition to other results)
So, a magical construction tool for building our magical blacksites to keep our magical masquerade-violating projects in?

Lake Nose Monster- ELUDES ME STILL
Tobe has completely convinced himself that Danville's Lake Nose has a sea monster living in it. You've tried to convince him that this is just rumors, but he won't listen to you.

Surely nothing will come of this.
Tobe just has that gift for occasionally being prophetically right though sheer idiocy that only the comic relief characters seem to have.

Malf is upset, but takes no opinion change.
Huh, so Malf is upset that he failed an action even though we had nothing to do with it? Yeah, we need to handle this immediately.
 
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--[x] [Stewardship] Develop Civilian AI (Alan)
DC 60 (100% CoS) (0% CF 10% CS)
36+24(Doof)+26(Alan)+20(Alan trait)+13(Council)+2(Interns)+2(Loyalty)=123
Success

He did it.

To be Continued in Interlude: Hello World.
My god. He did it. He finally succeeded on his own.
--[x] [Stewardship] Host a company retreat (Monogram)
DC 75 (80% CoS) (2% CF 8% CS)
85+24(Doof)+16(Karl)+13(Council)+2(Loyalty)+10(XP)=150

Monogram saw fit to take the company retreat to Vegas in a move that surprised very few and delighted the compulsive gamblers in your workforce. With suites rented out at some of the ritziest hotels in the city and a gambling stipend enough for a night or two on the town, DEI is in for a week of glitz and glamor.

Outcome: Vote on personal actions in an upcoming post.
Oh thank goodness that succeeded. I think I would have cried if we suffered through another failure of this action.
Cruella insists that she is above menial jobs like this and will be quite unhappy should you continue to assign her inelegant or demeaning (by her definition) tasks. She does not take any loyalty penalties for now.
We need to be careful about using her from now on.
Choose 2 failures:
Unplanned: Russ returns, unable to find what you need. No information gained. Action DC reduced by half. Time is running out.
A Frightful Sight: Russ beholds the full malice of Negaduck in the Mindscape. He will not be able to use Tooned Out or Just a Dream for 3 turns. He will also refuse to enter the Mindscape for this time.
That Reminds Me of a Joke: Negaduck does not do anything to harm Russ or you. He gets Creative instead.
In the Queen's Court: Russ has wandered too close to her demesne. The Dream Queen arrives the moment the full moon wanes.
A Frightful Sight is the easiest failure to take. As for the other one... hmm. Tough. We need the information... but the Dream Queen is something we don't want to poke. So...
--[x] [Occult] Track magical creatures (Tobe)
DC 85 (64% CoS) (4% CF 6% CS)
57+4(Doof)+15(Tobe)+19(Council)+1(Loyalty)+10(XP)=106
Great Success

Tobe spent several weeks traipsing about the wilderness, hunting for Fearsome Critters and the like that make your territory home. After several maulings, he's happy to report on the following creatures he has personally met and in several cases been trampled by.
Good for Tobe. Nothing like a bit of comedic beatings to get good results.
81 - Good Inator!
Doopinator: Thought up to get doof out of jury duty by having a temporary copy deal with it instead. Fortunately, they didn't need him. You gain a free usage of Personal Attention this turn.
A good Inator? In my Doofquest? Say it ain't so!
 
Huh, so Malf is upset that he failed an action even though we had nothing to do with it? Yeah, we need to handle this immediately.
Yeah, I mean, you'd never see us blaming someone else for our failures, even when those failures were more-or-less just the result of our own poor planning:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZI2EIkLrZM

Either way...Ugh. I'm HOPING the Retreat gives us more info on what our options mean here...Because I don't really know.

...Honestly, part of me wonders why we bother? It feels like, every time we finally start to deal with a problem, something new comes up. I just don't want anyone we care about to die. Is that too much to ask?
 
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Yeah, I mean, you'd never see us blaming someone else for our failures, even when those failures were more-or-less just the result of our own poor planning:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZI2EIkLrZM

Either way...Ugh. I'm HOPING the Retreat gives us more info on what our options mean here...Because I don't really know.

Point being: We can't hire new specialists or he'll get upset. We can't not hire new specialists and just perform the action with his bonus or he might fail and get upset. Something needs to change, and urgently.
 
Point being: We can't hire new specialists or he'll get upset. We can't not hire new specialists and just perform the action with his bonus or he might fail and get upset. Something needs to change, and urgently.
Oh, for sure, but....God, why is there so much to juggle here? I wish we hadn't failed the Negaduck action, maybe then, I wouldn't be so worried, because I have no idea what we can do that won't have horrific knock-on effects.
 
I think ot means we can personal attention a project or we without it eating 2 personals?
yep, we get a free reroll next turn. What we should use it on is an unknown.

I will say this, Unplanned means we give up entirely on trying to get Negaduck Info, since Russ won't have his bonus. \
-[x] Exercise Right of First Refusal

You swooped in to buy up shares in DaedelOS the moment you heard the news, successfully shutting ENCOM out of having monetary control of any aspect of the program, free and clear. ENCOM is not likely to be terribly happy about this, but it was all above-board and Winston has confirmed that there are no hard feelings. You are now in full control of DaedelOS once again… and perhaps just in time, too.

Alan seems quietly appreciative of your choice, and you've noticed him being considerably more relaxed since the news went public. Perhaps he's finally secure in the thought that you're unlikely to be working with ENCOM anytime soon.

Outcome:
Lose 5 Funds
Gain 1 Income
DaedelOS reverts to your full control.
Alan gains +10 loyalty.
WOOHOO ALAN LOYALTY! Worth the small fortune 😎
--[x] [Martial] Construct Security Bunkers (Khan)
DC 90 (99% CoS) (CF 1% CS 9%)
79+21(Doof)+55 (Khan)-20 (Artifact of the Past)+12(Council)+11(Loyalty)+9 (XP)=167
Great Success

Khan oversaw the construction of FEMA-approved bunkers at critical locations around the city, judging them on their tactical positioning and how easy they would be to defend from incoming forces. While most of your council is doubtful they'll ever be tested against an actual invading army, you've got some very nice security options in place if a large-scale natural disaster ever hits.

Or, of course, a large-scale supervillain attack.

Outcome: Casualties reduced.
Good, we can at least still have something left.
--[x] [Diplomacy] Set up a lobby (Kermit)
DC 120 (61% CoS) (4% CF 6% CS)
50+19(Doof)+35 (Kermit)+14 (Council)+3(Loyalty)+10 (XP)=131
Success

The men and women of the beltway have never seen a lobbyist quite like Mr. the Frog. He's green, for one thing. Thankfully, interacting with senators is not really that different from interacting with producers, and his straightforward, polite, and honest demeanor has attracted the cautious interest of the more idealistic inhabitants of Washington, even as more pragmatic political animals become convinced they can outmaneuver an amphibious one.

You now have a line to most of the senators and representatives and secretaries and whatevers of the states in which you operate- you know, the ones who refuse to agree with you on them being part of Doofania now- Besides Wyoming Senator Rotten, who you apparently paid off to perform the Doofanian National Anthem when you weren't looking. In addition to the locals, Kermit has also caught the eye of New York senator Eric Matthews. Matthews is a recently elected senator who joined the race following his successful mayorship of St. Upidtown, the town that remembers the period, and won the election following a school funding scandal that saw the incumbent plummeting in the polls. While young, naive, unqualified, and so on, Kermit followed up on a lead from Janus Lee listing him as 'pliable', and found him a delightful young man whose policies were 'as agreeable as they were, vague… hmmh'.

Outcome: Corporate and Diplomatic actions to lobby the government for various laws and policies unlocked. Many of these will cost money.
I still can't believe he became a US Senator... Oh well, MORE STUFF TO USE MONEY ON!

--[x] [Diplomacy] Form a Research Agreement with the Zaibatsu (Quirky Miniboss Squad)
DC 100 (82% CoS) (2% CF 8% CS)
42+19(Doof)+36 (Miniboss)+14 (Council)+3(Loyalty)+10(XP)=121
Success

Technor and Juniper had an easy enough time setting up meetings with Liv and Judy, but Gomez had a devil of a time getting to talk with Trevor. Either way, they have returned with a folder filled with proposals that the Zaibatzu would, in some form, be happy to work with you on. You're beginning to develop something of a reputation for collaborating with California's conglomerates.

You will be expected to commit to a research agreement with a Zaibatsu head next turn. Not fulfilling this contract will result in penalties. Options will be included in the next turn phase.
Wendy hiding in the closet as Gomez knocks on Trevor's door. We gonna do something cool!

--[x] [Stewardship] Implement new dinosaur exhibits (Roddy)
DC 140 (82% CoS) (2% CF 8% CS)
63+24(Doof)+29 (Roddy)+15 (Roddy trait)+13 (Council)+2(Loyalty)+10(XP)=156
Success

The name of the game was 'crunch time' as construction crews at Doofrasic Park worked double shifts and pulled twelve hour workdays in order to implement the new dinosaur exhibits within the time allowed. The end result is the dinosaurs being debuted to an eager public ahead of schedule, all at the low low cost of a few weeks of overtime.

Glomgold would approve, assuming you recoup the investment.

And don't mention the overtime.

Outcome: -2 Funds, Doofrasic Park income increases by 2.

Glomgold is likely to be interested in expanding this into a proper Industry…
AND STEWARDSHIP HAS BEEN FINISHED! We don't have to worry about Glomgold's deal ever again!

--[x] [Stewardship] Develop Civilian AI (Alan)
DC 60 (100% CoS) (0% CF 10% CS)
36+24(Doof)+26(Alan)+20(Alan trait)+13(Council)+2(Interns)+2(Loyalty)=123
Success

He did it.

To be Continued in Interlude: Hello World.
He did it

--[x] [Stewardship] Host a company retreat (Monogram)
DC 75 (80% CoS) (2% CF 8% CS)
85+24(Doof)+16(Karl)+13(Council)+2(Loyalty)+10(XP)=150

Monogram saw fit to take the company retreat to Vegas in a move that surprised very few and delighted the compulsive gamblers in your workforce. With suites rented out at some of the ritziest hotels in the city and a gambling stipend enough for a night or two on the town, DEI is in for a week of glitz and glamor.

Outcome: Vote on personal actions in an upcoming post.
No Interlude, but still a nice result. Monogram is going to be making bank.
--[x] [Intrigue] Infiltrate Solanaceae (Cruella)
DC 80 (91% CoS) (1% CF 9% CS)
88+18(Doof)+24(Cruella)+17(Council)+2(Loyalty)+10 (XP)=159?
??? Success!
Secondary DC revealed: DC150

Cruella was not very pleased that her next assignment was to infiltrate a potato chip company in the squalid wasteland that was Ohio. While she completed her assignment without much trouble- you've got a feed of their potato chip plant doing normal potato chip things-, she certainly has not stopped complaining about it. She insists that she is a fashion designer, not a food industry spy, no matter how good she was at it or how fabulous she looked while doing it. The data was left unsecured on the laptop of company president and subsidiary owner Reilly O'Reilly, of Emerald Isle potato chips. She also mentioned that said computer was two inches tall, which she thought you might find interesting.

Oh, also it was a trap. Well. Not a trap exactly. Nobody had a hidden laser waiting to blast her away the second she stepped on a pressure plate. Rather, the relatively unsecured data was watched by a keylogger put in place to gauge the capabilities and track the operations of whoever came knocking while making them think they were getting the information scot free. While she did trip the keylogger, altering its owner that you had passed through, she also had the sense to copy the computer's entire contents to an external drive, allowing your own coders and engineers to get a look at the thing.

Your spy networks then began tracing Solanaceae's own investors through half a dozen countries and shell corporations, finally landing on the individual you are pretty sure is the real owner of the company.

The culprit is an Irish business mogul, old money, with significant connections to the general European underworld. Given the acquisitions that Solanaceae has been slowly making in recent days, it seems he intends to expand in some manner to the New World.

You have no idea what Artemis Fowl II wants with digitization.

Or, apparently, you.

Outcome: LUMINES algorithms obtained. Hidden DC 150 passed. You are aware Fowl Industries is behind Solanaceae and the theft of the LUMINES digitization codes, and has been keeping an eye out to see who comes knocking.

Fowl Industries has been added to your infiltration list.

You now have a working Digitizer.

Quest: Let's Get Digital unlocked.

Alan Bradley seemed oddly pensive when he was informed you'd acquired the codes… perhaps he had something to do with the program?

Cruella insists that she is above menial jobs like this and will be quite unhappy should you continue to assign her inelegant or demeaning (by her definition) tasks. She does not take any loyalty penalties for now.
Good Cruella, unlike LOVEMUFFIN your HONEST. We can probably make you manage a DEI clothing brand and be a spokeswoman. As for the rest...
We finally learnt about Fowl, at long, long last. Also we got another quest; but probably do that later.

Also my hussling for XP paid off, she passed a check she otherwise wouldn't have.

--[x] [Intrigue] Investigate Negaduck's plan (Russ) [Personal Attention]
DC 145/155+ (62% CoS) (4% CF 6% CS)
Fallback Martial DC 200
2 27+18(Doof)+38(Russ)+10(Tooned In)+5(Secret Keeper)+10(Just a Dream- Yang Talisman)+17(Council)+5(Loyalty)+10(XP)=140
Bare Failure
Fallback Martial: 97+14+13+10+10=144
Failure

The hour grows late, and the cards fall poorly. In recognition of how little time is left to you, This will not be a normal bare failure. Instead, your failed fallback and your bare failure have been combined into the complications below. What befalls Russ on his mission?

Fate is ill, but fate is yours.

Choose 2 failures:
Unplanned: Russ returns, unable to find what you need. No information gained. Action DC reduced by half. Time is running out.
A Frightful Sight: Russ beholds the full malice of Negaduck in the Mindscape. He will not be able to use Tooned Out or Just a Dream for 3 turns. He will also refuse to enter the Mindscape for this time.
That Reminds Me of a Joke: Negaduck does not do anything to harm Russ or you. He gets Creative instead.
In the Queen's Court: Russ has wandered too close to her demesne. The Dream Queen arrives the moment the full moon wanes.

Vote will be bundled with the retreat.

To be continued?
...we have 2 choices, a Yellow text or an orange text. I say we take the Dream Queen risk... I find it more intriguing and the text color implies it is less dangerous.
--[x] [Learning] Research biomechanical interfaces (Doof)
DC 140 (80% CoS) (6% CF 8% CS)
25+36+38(Doof)+34+20-8+10(XP)=145
Bare Success

You had a real devil of a time on this one, even after discussing things with Liv for a few weeks. Real smart cookie, that one. Nice too. Davenport Industries and Cyberbiotics had both been well respected names in cybernetics for quite some time, with functional, if not modern, prosthetics dating back decades, while both DEI and Sycorax lack the industrial base or necessary knowledge to leap headfirst into their market. Right as it seemed you were about to run up against a brick wall, the answer came to Liv in a flash of inspiration, and you got to work! The end result is a somewhat boring but very efficient material design for new biochips that will virtually eliminate any rejection problems and completely remove the need for immunosuppressants that stop glial cell buildup.

That's what Liv said, anyway.

To make eight weeks of sleepless nights and triple espressos short, you've made a design for something that the full-time cybernetics companies will buy up in droves, make physical-neural interfaces far easier, and make the both of you a nice profit.

Outcome: +2 funds, you are now [Marginal] in [Healthcare].

The Board is pleased.

Options to develop the New Man project will be expanded once it begins. Option to bring Liv into the New Man project available, assuming nothing changes before then.
On one hand, giving Dei Amara Jumba's research sounds terrible, on the other... it sounds hilarious.

--[x] [Learning] Research cures for genetic diseases (Jumba)
---[x] Interns +10
DC 150 (100% CoS) (0% CF 10% CS)
69+38(Doof)+39 (Jumba)+30 (Genetics Master)+20 (Council)+10 (Interns)+5+7(XP)=218
Success

Jumba had a very easy time unraveling the human genome, having done it several times before with quite a few additions of his own. While he would have very much preferred to revamp things entirely from the ground up instead of "repairing" already existing damage, a small army of interns have kept him on track enough to assemble his findings for the FDA. Gen-U-Tech might've beaten DEI to the punch on this, but it makes our results no less impressive- and no less marketable.

Outcome: Corporate actions to invest into [Healthcare] unlocked
Good Job Jumba, have a cookie.

--[x] [Occult] Track magical creatures (Tobe)
DC 85 (64% CoS) (4% CF 6% CS)
57+4(Doof)+15(Tobe)+19(Council)+1(Loyalty)+10(XP)=106
Great Success

Tobe spent several weeks traipsing about the wilderness, hunting for Fearsome Critters and the like that make your territory home. After several maulings, he's happy to report on the following creatures he has personally met and in several cases been trampled by.

Wampus Cat- Chased the Vagabonds up a tree
The Wampus Cat is a sort of magical wildcat that ranges across most of the American continent. It has six limbs, purple skin that blends in supernaturally well with the natural dusk in which they are active, and can easily be mistaken for a panther in low light. They are also amphibious, and are capable of breathing water as easily as air. Jumong got a few samples of the Wampus Cat's hair (it got a few samples of his as well) and he thinks that he can make something useful out of it.

Potion of Invisibility added to your Items.

Augerino- Collapsed a cave on Binggure; he made whoopee cushion noises
The Augerino is a 3-foot long wormlike creature with a sharp horn capable of burrowing through stone and concrete, often causing cave-ins in the process. It also secretes a silicate slime which solidifies and reinforces its own burrows.

Jing-Jing scraped a bit of slime off of Binggure's broken legs and returned it to your construction corps, who believe it to be a useful way to fast-cast foundations. You sent some interns out to capture the thing a week later; they did so easily as it is, in fact, a worm.

Augerino added to items list; +5 to non-public construction actions. On a critical failure, item is always destroyed (in addition to other results)

Mogollon Monsters- Threw rocks at Tobe, threw rocks into Grand Canyon, threw Tobe into Grand Canyon
The rather offensively named 'Monsters' appear to be a tribe of bigfoot-ish peoples who migrate around the various geographical features surrounding the Grand Canyon on a seasonal basis, most notably the Mogollon Ridge. Unfortunately previous abuse from colonialism has made them hostile to outsiders, which you know given the well-spoken critiques of American exceptionalism which they delivered to Tobe along with the rocks, and delivered to the Grand Canyon along with Tobe.

There is a tribe of Bigfeet living in southern Utah; they do not like visitors.

Piasa-Bucked Tobe off several times after he attempted to mount the creature; bound Jumong with tail and trampled with claws
The Piasa Bird is a large griffon-like creature that, if mythology is anything to go by, largely lives in the Mississippi Basin; which is why it seems rather strange to see one as far out as Wyoming. That's definitely one for exotic bird bingo. It has large, multi-pointed horns, a shaggy, manelike beard of fur, plumage of green, red and black, golden fur, and a ropelike prehensile tail nearly three times as long as the rest of its body. Khan has taken an interest in these rumors.

Hunt the Piasa action unlocked for Khan

Lake Nose Monster- ELUDES ME STILL
Tobe has completely convinced himself that Danville's Lake Nose has a sea monster living in it. You've tried to convince him that this is just rumors, but he won't listen to you.

Surely nothing will come of this.

Slide-Rock Bolter- Crushed Vagabonds in mudslide

The Slide-Rock Bolter is a massive eel-y type thing with a mouth big enough to admit a minivan. It spends its time hooking itself onto the crests of steep Colorado hills, waiting for prey to pass by below. When it senses its prey, which consists of elk, deer, and tourists, it detaches from the crest and slides down the hill in an artificial rockslide, devouring whatever waits below.

You uh… you can't really think of a good use for these things, to be honest. Roger is closing a few mountain trails early this year, you guess?

Unicorn Stallions- Trampled Tobe again, played rave music, Tobe briefly arrested
It turns out that a few unicorns seem to have hidden themselves amongst the great stallion herds of the Wyoming plains, which are a thing that do technically still exist. They seem to be being watched over by the fish and wildlife service, as Tobe found out following the unicorns getting him arrested by game wardens (charges were dropped when it became clear Tobe suspected 'poaching' to be some kind of fish), so you have to assume they're supposed to be there. Also they played rave music for some reason? Magic is weird.

You are now aware of a small unicorn population in the area.

There are a handful of magical creatures living quietly and peacefully in Danville itself, but the population is as yet small enough to be unnotable. Most of them live the way Kitsune does, quietly renting out a private room and keeping to themselves.

In the end, the Vagabonds dragged their bodies and their casts back into DEI after a successful hunt.

Only to immediately see what Mr. Moseby had done to the lobby.
The Vagabonds are always such a joy to read. Also nice info, might warrant having Kitsune do the recruiting.

--[x] [Occult] Map Ley Lines (Doof and Malf)
DC 75 (58% CoS) (4% CF 6% CS)
9+4(Doof)+19(Council)+10 (XP)=42
Pathetic Failure

Malifishmirtz's 'attempts' at actually mapping ley lines were about as unimpressive as they can get. You don't even know that much about ley lines and even you can see how much he was metaphorically phoning it in, much of his work amounting to scrawling a few lines over the map of the United States that you had provided. He was very surly about this when you asked, insisting that 'no one really knows about ley lines', and how this 'new country' is uncharted territory and anyone being asked to do it would have failed, just like he did!

Malf is upset, but takes no opinion change.
I feel if we bring someone else here Malf might get annoyed. Oh well, at least it didn't CF.
--[x] [Corporate Actions] Sell silphium (1 funds)
75% CoS
14
Failure

All those 'corporate regulations' and bunk stopped you from pushing out your product in time. Oh well. You can always try again next month!

Cost reduced by 1 to 0 (minimum 0)

--[x] [Corporate Actions] Franchise Wars: Address the competition (1 funds)
75% CoS
77
Success

Begun, The Franchise Wars Have.

--[x] [Corporate Actions] Hold a Powerline concert (+3 funds)
No roll required.

Powerline's concerts are more than a bit gimmicky, but he still manages to pull in a pretty respectable audience. You've got a nice portion of the proceeds due to your role in renting out the stadium he performed in, and since this was basically your (Max's) idea, you get to keep it all for your fun money. You're gonna buy a new labcoat!

Outcome: +3 funds

Total Corporate Actions Cost: 4 funds
Expected, goodthing we bare passed Biotech though, that would be awkward to get 2 guys fired.



--[x] Activate Inator
81 - Good Inator!
Doopinator: Thought up to get doof out of jury duty by having a temporary copy deal with it instead. Fortunately, they didn't need him. You gain a free usage of Personal Attention this turn.
LETS GO! GOOD INATOR! GOOD INATOR! GOOD INATOR!

--[x] Tom (Rule the Underworld)
No roll required

--[x] Marion Moseby (Wage war against the lobby ninja)
55

To be continued… after we figure out what the rest of the personal actions are.

—[x] Wasabi (Do nothing)
No roll required

You noticed that Wasabi was kinda sorta having a nervous breakdown today, so you took the liberty of taking him off of anything important and giving him an extra week of vacation days. He's spent it watching Channel 00 and researching Japanese mythology.
Poor Wasabi.
 
Unless it wasn't a typo and they really did mean Tooned Out. Look, this is my only spark of hope left. Also, yellow text would also imply a certain, um...Triangular fellow.
Honestly at this point, Bill scares me less then Negs since it likely wouldn't be complete freedom for him.

The question is ultimately, do we want Negaduck's planned Crisis to be worse, or do we want the Moon Crisis to be worse. I think the latter is better, since while we'd be delayng Fredzilla, Russ has a personal to look into the dream queen .
 
Honestly at this point, Bill scares me less then Negs since it likely wouldn't be complete freedom for him.

The question is ultimately, do we want Negaduck's planned Crisis to be worse, or do we want the Moon Crisis to be worse.
Honestly, i'm beginning to suspect they're one and the same. But, like...We have word that, if we don't learn "the greatest secret he ever kept", the Dream Queen will take him forever. So...I mean, we could pump his loyalty as much as possible until the moon crisis, but...Eurgh....

Nah, Unplanned is still an auto-success next turn. But by then it'll likely be too late, so we'd need to also do actual prep actions, instead of being able to focus on a single member of the Five.
Could give us a better idea of what's coming, if the same mechanics apply IE higher over the DC means more info...
 
I'm becoming more open to the possibility of taking unplanned + malus failure options for Negaduck, and doing some of the beneficial prep actions (Greevil, Liquidator personal) plus another attempt at the investigation at DC 70.

Even if the info from the 2nd try comes too late, it's not like wasting one intrigue action is that big of a loss compared to the potential gain if we did have the extra time. Plus it could come in time to guide us on decisions we make during the crisis even if we can't choose any national actions with the info.
 
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That Reminds Me of a Joke: Negaduck does not do anything to harm Russ or you. He gets Creative instead.
In the Queen's Court: Russ has wandered too close to her demesne. The Dream Queen arrives the moment the full moon wanes.
The big problem is that, well. These two are basically untenable. The latter means another crisis, and the former means ruining a bunch of Xanatos' plans, ensuring that at least some of the info we get is inaccurate, making the crisis worse, and ensuring Xanatos doesn't warn us of stuff in the future.
 
The big problem is that, well. These two are basically untenable. The latter means another crisis, and the former means ruining a bunch of Xanatos' plans, ensuring that at least some of the info we get is inaccurate, making the crisis worse, and ensuring Xanatos doesn't warn us of stuff in the future.
But the first also feels pretty untenable...UGH. If we could just pick one....This hurts so much.

I'm becoming more open to the possibility of taking unplanned + malus failure options for Negaduck, and doing some of the beneficial prep actions (Greevil, Liquidator personal) plus another attempt at the investigation at DC 70.

Even if the info from the 2nd try comes too late, it's not like wasting one intrigue action is that big of a loss compared to the potential gain if we did have the extra time.
Although we'd probably want to put someone other then Russ on it...
 
I will say this, Unplanned means we give up entirely on trying to get Negaduck Info, since Russ won't have his bonus. \
Actually, with the Action's DC being slashed by half, even with the -20 to Russ investigating it, we come out ahead.

--[x] [Corporate Actions] Franchise Wars: Address the competition (1 funds)
75% CoS
77
Success

Begun, The Franchise Wars Have.
Okay, concept here: Since we're already in the Franchise Wars and winning is a long shot, let's have "making sure Toffee loses" as a secondary objective. That way, even if we spend a lot of funds and end up losing, Toffee loses his main foothold on Earth, the Food Industry.
 
The gamble with taking unplanned is this

without XP Russ rolls +83 after trait loss.

so at DC 72 we're set on getting at least one extra level of info without XP.

So we're getting the info, possible even better info than if we took one of the other options now. The real question is that if we'll get it in time to do something with it.
 
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