We need to make a List of Things That Are Not Our Problem at some point. Things or people we can just leave alone for either others to deal with or its just not a problem for us, like if Mr. Big took over Zootopia or Big Cat Khan took over another King. That's not a problem for us to deal with and may in fact be a boon. Let things explode if they must.
 
We've occasionally heard concern from our readers that everywhere they look they see problems rearing up ready to explode. I'd like to take this opportunity to assure you all that everything is full of problems getting ready to explode, and what we choose to show you largely consists of where you've decided to look at the time. :V

Don't worry I'm not really complaining. Besides, it is a villains victorious setting—makes sense there're a whole lot of random villains running about.
 
That felt like a new king starting up their own quest.

They are possessing a robot and can do personals to increase their stats through upgrades. They even have their first starter hero unit.

I don't think we really need to worry about them. We don't even know about them in character.

They will get rolls each turn like everyone else. Hopefully they don't do anything too crazy that we have to get involved in like that Demona thing.
 
How good are the obedience-protocols on these?
If they are hardwired to obey their lord and maker a little possession becomes a mere update.
Or could the bot-body be hacked into remote-control?
I don't think they are programed for chaos god possession, in fact I would be worried if that was something Doof considered a viable enough threat to program for.
 
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I'm not too concerned about him hijacking a single Normbot. Like, they're dangerous, sure. But not that dangerous, there are plenty of things out there that can take a single one apart. I'd be more worried about what he can use it to jump to. And it might be worth worrying about where his medallion is at, that lets him restore himself to full power. You know, assuming we ever learn he exists. Hopefully we won't, and he'll just go be a problem for Glomgold or someone like that.
 
Hey guys, at least it is not Bill. Let's just not let those two have a no holds barred cage match. Hey maybe we can let Xanny deal with this one
 
"You're really the mastermind behind 'Unlimited Power?' Please, tell me something. If you're working with such a complex organic molecule that demonstrates multiple halogen peaks, then how do you facilitate oxide exchange? I'm sure sulfur tetrafluoride is difficult to source out in the Exclusion Zone. And for that matter, if even half of what I'm hearing is true, then how are you going to assure purity with so many mercapto groups? You're not working in a sterile environment, after all. Did I just imagine the mercury peak when I examined a specimen? Was that batch unlucky? Or are you not delivering the best product you can to your customers?"
I have no idea if C-Moon is using his incredible chemistry knowledge here to talk about actual reactions or not, and frankly it terrifies me as a man who got a D in Chem.
It is a skill issue.


But anyway RIP Darkwing, you will be missed. Bellwether also finally had a good day. And I think the evil wizard is planning to run for President?
 
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Oh well.

So, reminder.

Solego is this guy. Big bad evil sorcerer. Primary villain of a crossover event for the Disney comic storyline. Portrayal may or may not be influenced by the Ducktales 2017 version, which was more of a background figure mentioned to have been a madman who dabbled in alternate dimension chicanery. Seems to have taken over one of our Normbots that will now inevitably clash with Norm in an epic clash between good and evil.

His new minion is Finnick, who showed up in the Zootopia movie as Nick's partner-in-crime.



One hell of a lot of work went into that interlude and I am glad to have read it.
 
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heating if he was lucky.
The idea of Zootopia having residential temperature control infrastructure within its regional temperature control infrastructure seems a bit odd. But back in the day a polar bear could have gone to visit their camel friend.

He felt the raptorial grin running down his spine, his body twitching as something else took control.
Solego starting the possession wrong and using Finnick's spine as a mouth.

"I will see my power returned to me. I will grind Darkwing Duck to dust. But first…knowledge."
I need to read these comics.

He remembered back where there was no predator side, or rather, when there were a dozen and a half.
Us & Them & Those guys instead of...
'Us vs. Them' had a nasty habit of becomin' 'Them vs. Us' when you weren't lookin'. And so the downward spiral continues.
This mess.
Excellent. It would seem I have an entirely new world to conquer.
Your nothing compared to our goose-stick Solego.

Sustenance is a signifier of power. An affair as meager as this serves only to diminish, render the weak compliant through deficiency.

Finnick snorted. "What do you think the Vitamin Punch is for?"

Delusion.

"...Shit."
Is a new challenger entering the Franchise Wars?

literally flaming mane of hair that came halfway down the man's back.
Purple and Fire adorning Mr. Grey and White. I'm assuming this is slang or a reference but I like to imagine he wanted to get as close to 'Snowflame' as possible without getting sued.

she had no reason to be concerned with what Doofenshmirtz did with them. It was a small price to pay for the stability of the city!
You are not good at long term planning Ms. Mayor.

She wouldn't say no to some hardworking Zootopians being in charge of the actual climate tech, though… if it ever came down to it, a freak snowstorm on voting day could do wonders for 'voter turnout'.
RIGOUROUS INTERVIEW PROCESS! We can teach those who aren't immediately qualified to work on the system but only after we confirm they won't do a terrorism.

According to internal statistics five point seven four Normbots are lost per week on DEI operations, your team's loss of a single unit in Zootopia is acceptable.
Norm v. Magic Normbot? Please?
 
I don't think they are programed for chaos god possession, in fact I would be worried if that was something Doof considered that a viable enough threat to program for.

He has considered hacking, after the Roman & Ants incident he had to.
Now the Question is: Are the measures taken sufficient to deal or at least hinder possession? (Penalty for actions taken against DEI and DEI-Members)
 
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Doof's tax dollars at work.

No, wait, that's the MCP.

So, huh, well. Good news everyone, if MCP was unaware of magic before he won't be for very long now.
 
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….

CURSE YOU LOVEMUFFIN

Well, it doesn't really matter.

If the stone is in contact with technology, Solego can take over.

If the snake happens to have his body back, he can kind of take over through spells. An army of animated objects is a big part of his gimmick.

Also, he probably will be running with an intense hatred of satellite antennas. If we hear something about somebody wrecking those, it is probably Solego.
 
Well good thing for us, Normbots all have selfdestruct buttons. Even Norm himself we just hid them very well because we didn't want him scratching at it.
 
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