...it's a terrible idea. But I kind of want to try to bump Drusselstein up from a 4th world country into a 3rd.
 
You gotta love that our Council is composed of three Toons, two humans, and the ghost of an evil wizard. This says...something about us but I'm not sure what exactly.
 
Welp.

Goodbye Flubber tech, we hardly knew ya.
Honestly, we were never going to pursue flubber technology until we figure out a way to remove the fiction that Hawaii was destroyed by flubber.

The problem is that there's no obvious way to do this without causing massive disastrous secondary problems. We never really figured out a resolution to that.
 
I'm in a bit of a hurry so only read the Nationals but the opinions are definitely interesting, my favourite was this one:
[ ] Recruit from your rolodex
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Janus Lee: More people? Why? (Abstain)

Janus: I obviously understand the value of having a credible expert in various fields... but more people, really?

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As for actions, the only one I'm certain of currently is doing the High Level mole action; 120 is pretty reasonable for it
 
...And one of the options we´d really need to ake is one that gets veto´ed the hardest (the Shoring Up Olympia one, you know?)...Booooh.

Anyway, will come back later for more in-depth analysis, pals.
 
[ ] Plan: New Beginnings (Rough Draft)
-[ ] Martial: Form a Black Ops Squad
--[ ] Technor (Leader), Mezmerella, Juniper, Gomez

-[ ] Diplomacy: Recruit from your Rolodex (Max)
--[ ] Cruella de Vil

-[ ] Diplomacy: Guard Against Hats (Khan)
--[ ] Write-in: Ban in Doofania, due to one you "tried" being "uncomfortable and glitchy"

-[ ] Stewardship: Clear the Name of Bonkers Bobcat (Moseby)
-[ ] Stewardship: Implement Large Herbivore Exhibits (Roddy)
-[ ] Stewardship: Rebuild Sinatron (Major Monogram)
-[ ] Intrigue: Root Out High-Level Moles (Tobe)
-[ ] Intrigue: Investigate a Hot Spot (Mezmerella?)
--[ ] Zootopia

-[ ] Learning: Decode Odd Transmissions (Wasabi)
-[ ] Learning: Research Large Carnivore Domestication (Jumba)
-[ ] Occult: Basic Magic Theory (Gomez?)
-[ ] Occult: Agent Unknown (Janna)
-[ ] Personals
--[ ] Doof:
---[ ] Personal Attention: Agent Unknown
---[ ] Accept Bellewhether's Invitation
--[ ] Norm Prime
---[ ] End your obsession with platypodes
--[ ] Dennis
---[ ] Train with Maui Malard
--[ ] Lizzy
---[ ] Help Tom and Marco hunt for Star
--[ ] Kitsune
---[ ] Spread Chaos
----[ ] On Doom's turf
--[ ] Alan Bradley
---[ ] Transfer files off of DoofOS
--[ ] Marco
---[ ] Hunt for Star
--[ ] Tom
---[ ] Hunt for Star
-[ ] Don't activate an inator

Question: if the Black Ops option is selected, does that mean all the heroes involved are unavailable for other actions or can they still do other things?
 
Would getting acme and other toon actions done in Japan lead to us discovering or accidentally making anime toons? Could we get a magical girl anime toon?

Also also, spend time with your AI daughter! Or norm or both.
 
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Honestly, we were never going to pursue flubber technology until we figure out a way to remove the fiction that Hawaii was destroyed by flubber.

The problem is that there's no obvious way to do this without causing massive disastrous secondary problems. We never really figured out a resolution to that.

Yeah I don't really mind the loss. At this point the closest thing to a focus Doof industries has is Artificial Intelligence and Dinosaur Exhibits along with Weather Control technology, so losing a potential breakthrough in an Industry we barely have our foot into isn't a big deal. One problem we're currently having is the fact that our technology and financial endeavors are so scattered after all.
 
Yeah I don't really mind the loss. At this point the closest thing to a focus Doof industries has is Artificial Intelligence and Dinosaur Exhibits along with Weather Control technology, so losing a potential breakthrough in an Industry we barely have our foot into isn't a big deal. One problem we're currently having is the fact that our technology and financial endeavors are so scattered after all.
We have robots and genetics so obviously we need cyborg tech! Giant cyborg trex! No way that can go poorly!
 
Honestly, we were never going to pursue flubber technology until we figure out a way to remove the fiction that Hawaii was destroyed by flubber.

The problem is that there's no obvious way to do this without causing massive disastrous secondary problems. We never really figured out a resolution to that.
IIRC, the Newlands Resolution would get them to leave, though easing out of the masquerade would still be difficult.
 
They are unavailable.
In that case:

[ ] Plan: New Beginnings (Version I)
-[ ] Martial: Form a Black Ops Squad
--[ ] Technor (Leader), Mezmerella, Juniper, Gomez

-[ ] Diplomacy: Recruit from your Rolodex (Max)
--[ ] Cruella de Vil

-[ ] Diplomacy: Guard Against Hats (Moseby)
--[ ] Write-in: Ban in Doofania, due to one you "tried" being "uncomfortable and glitchy"

-[ ] Stewardship: Clear the Name of Bonkers Bobcat (Smarty)
-[ ] Stewardship: Implement Large Herbivore Exhibits (Roddy)
-[ ] Stewardship: Rebuild Sinatron (Major Monogram)
-[ ] Intrigue: Root Out High-Level Moles (Tobe)
-[ ] Intrigue: Investigate a Hot Spot
--[ ] Zootopia

-[ ] Learning: Decode Odd Transmissions (Wasabi)
-[ ] Learning: Research Large Carnivore Domestication (Jumba)
-[ ] Occult: Basic Magic Theory (Khan)
-[ ] Occult: Agent Unknown (Janna)
-[ ] Personals
--[ ] Doof:
---[ ] Personal Attention: Agent Unknown
---[ ] Accept Bellewhether's Invitation
--[ ] Norm Prime
---[ ] End your obsession with platypodes
--[ ] Dennis
---[ ] Train with Maui Malard
--[ ] Lizzy
---[ ] Help Tom and Marco hunt for Star
--[ ] Kitsune
---[ ] Spread Chaos
----[ ] On Doom's turf
--[ ] Alan Bradley
---[ ] Transfer files off of DoofOS
--[ ] Marco
---[ ] Hunt for Star
--[ ] Tom
---[ ] Hunt for Star
-[ ] Don't activate an inator
 
Yeah I don't really mind the loss. At this point the closest thing to a focus Doof industries has is Artificial Intelligence and Dinosaur Exhibits along with Weather Control technology, so losing a potential breakthrough in an Industry we barely have our foot into isn't a big deal. One problem we're currently having is the fact that our technology and financial endeavors are so scattered after all.
To be fair, flubber has an insane amount of potential and it's a goddamn tragedy we can't take the stuff and run with it.
 
This was fantastic. I absolutely love the council. I was laughing at several points. Love it.

The quest we have is based in Gravesfield, Connecticut. A fictional town from owl house. Any team we send needs a serious occult stat.

Martial: I guess the black ops team. Or using khan to try for the second action slot.

Diplomacy: Recruit Cruella. And collaborate with someone I think.

Stewardship: Get hopper. Then rebuild Sinatron to help Olympia and get more gratitude. Barring that, large dinosaur exhibits.

Intrigue: High level moles. Interrogate hat guy. Maybe put Monogram on one of the hot spots.

Learning: Odd transmissions. Large dinosaurs.

Occult: Avatar or magic theory. Then whatever we get for Russ.

As for personals, talk with Mirage, talk to Wile, then norm and cj introspection stuff.

Everyone else's are pretty easy. It's either stuff we have to do like moving computer files with Alan and searching for star or keep plugging away at what we're working on like Wasabi securing his desk.
 
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Here are some preliminary thoughts from me.

Plans have to consider a few major things before diving into what actions to go with

  • Black ops now or later? If now, who, and if later, which martial action to take in it's place?
    • I think Technor + Juniper + Gomez would be a very nice team, Technor as leader and two hero units who would be happy to be followers.
      • It's either Gomez, or Lizzy, or a poorly matched team (Technor AND Mezmerella would be two leader figures, read the new black ops description per hero unit, and would also mean we couldn't get the moles with our best intrigue unit), or waiting at least 2 more turns (recruiting Cruella, and recruiting another unit for the black ops team specifically). So if you say "No Gomez" you're picking one of these other options, just as a heads up to consider
    • If not doing black ops, I'm partial to Upgrading Norm Prime with Wasabi, especially if we're having Norm work on his Platypode personal and talking with him on the same turn
    • Doing black ops now also has a major impact on what hero units are available for Diplo/Occult/Learning/Intrigue by proxy. So it requires more adjustments than any other decision
    • Note - we can build a black ops team with just 3 members!
  • Olympia - What do?
    • Something - Help Sinatron with Monogram
    • Poaching / Expanding into Idaho (Perhaps worth using Smarty to move into Idaho)
    • Nothing - although this seems to be the worst of both worlds, as we'd risk others benefitting from Olympia's failures while also not getting any poaching or expanding done ourselves.
  • Star - Let's hold off
    • Considering Star is a global action, and searching for her would decrease Toffee's DC, we probably don't want to search for her with more than Tom for now, especially with how little we've delved into Occult actions.
Plans also have to consider what National actions to take

Here is some thoughts I have for what national actions seem good to take.
  • Martial, in my opinion, should either be Black ops, upgrading Norm Prime, or Renting out PMC
  • Diplo should be recruiting Cruella. Not sure on the second one, but stopping Hats is a good placeholder for now.
    • Cruella DC said "Guaranteed" so perhaps no hero is needed?
  • Stewardship should be Hopper's, Dinos, Contractor (other actions are too difficult for Roddy to attempt or not worth his time), and if Monogram is doing stewardship, Sinatron instead of contractor
    • Alternatively, Split Second, Bakaemono supply chain, or Civilian AI
  • Intrigue should be Moles and Interrogate Goob
  • Learning should be ODI / Transmissions or Large Carnivore Dinosaurs
  • Occult should be finding Russ and BMT.
With that said, here are two example plans, hinging on whether we do Black Ops now or not, with a few alternative suggestions within each plan for minor changes.

[] Plan: Black Ops Now!
-[] National Actions:

--[] [Martial] Black Ops (Technor, Juniper, Gomez)
DC 90

--[] [Diplomacy] Recruit Cruella De Vil (Nobody)
DC Variable: Guaranteed
--[] [Diplomacy] Guard Against Hats: Ban in Doofania (Max)
DC 85

Alternatively, could pull someone doing a personal to one of these diplo actions.

--[] [Stewardship] Implement Large Herbivore Exhibits (Roddy)
DC 120
--[] [Stewardship] Buy out a rival corporation: Hopper Food Group (Moseby)
DC 95
--[] [Stewardship] Rebuild Sinatron (Monogram)
DC 70

Alternatively, have Monogram or Roddy work on Contractors. Or try to Poach / Expand into Olympia

--[] [Intrigue] Root out high-level moles (Mezmerella)
DC 120
--[] [Intrigue] Interrogate Michael Yagoobian (Alan)
DC 80

--[] [Learning] Research extradimensional tech (Nobody)
DC 60
--[] [Learning] Research Large Carnivore Domestication (Jumba)
DC 150
Fallback Martial: DC 110

Alternatively, Rather than Carnivores, have Wasabi or Jumba do the Odd Transmissions while Jumba does his Tech E. personal (if Wasabi is doing transmissions)

--[] [Occult] Basic Magic Theory (Tobe)
DC 75
--[] [Occult] Agent Unknown (Janna)
DC ???

-[] Personal Actions:
--[] Doof:
---[] Accept Bellwether's Invitation
---[] Do some introspection about Norm
---[] Take a time management class
---[] Read About Lean Evil

Alternatively, Have Doof PA on Russ, or Chat with two councilors, instead of the bottom three / bottom two personals.

--[] Norm (End your obsession with platypodes)
--[] Genghis (Study history)
--[] Dennis (Train with Maui Mallard)
--[] Wasabi (Organize your Workstation)
--[] Kitsune (Spread Chaos)
--[] Marco (Train with Macbeth)
--[] Tom (Search for Star)

[] Plan: Upgrade Norm Prime!
-[] National Actions:

--[] [Martial] Upgrade Norm Prime (Wasabi)
DC ???

--[] [Diplomacy] Recruit Cruella De Vil (Max)
DC Variable: Guaranteed
--[] [Diplomacy] Guard Against Hats: Ban in Doofania (Technor)
DC 85

--[] [Stewardship] Implement Large Herbivore Exhibits (Roddy)
DC 120
--[] [Stewardship] Buy out a rival corporation: Hopper Food Group (Moseby)
DC 95
--[] [Stewardship] Rebuild Sinatron (Monogram)
DC 70

Alternatively, have Monogram or Roddy work on Contractors. Or try to Poach / Expand into Olympia

--[] [Intrigue] Root out high-level moles (Mezmerella)
DC 120
--[] [Intrigue] Interrogate Michael Yagoobian (Alan)
DC 80

--[] [Learning] Research extradimensional tech (Nobody)
DC 60
--[] [Learning] Research Large Carnivore Domestication (Jumba)
DC 150
Fallback Martial: DC 110

Alternatively, Rather than Carnivores, have Jumba do the Odd Transmissions

--[] [Occult] Basic Magic Theory (Gomez)
DC 75
--[] [Occult] Agent Unknown (Janna)
DC ???

-[] Personal Actions:
--[] Doof:
---[] Accept Bellwether's Invitation
---[] Do some introspection about Norm
---[] Take a time management class
---[] Read About Lean Evil

Alternatively, Have Doof PA on Russ, or Chat with two councilors, instead of the bottom three / bottom two personals.

--[] Norm (End your obsession with platypodes)
--[] Genghis (Study history)
--[] Dennis (Train with Maui Mallard)
--[] Kitsune (Spread Chaos)
--[] Marco (Train with Macbeth)
--[] Tom (Search for Star)
--[] Tobe (Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook)
--[] Juniper (Dance Practice)
--[] Lizzy (Hang out with Janna)
 
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Aren't we a megacorp? Forget banning hats, flood the market with them. Make them cheap, make them decent quality, make them in every style that already exists and make a couple dozen new.
 
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