LOL the options i see is Russ dies, Russ breaks the curse of the elevator...... somehow.

Third: Something, Something Happens and we are all happy ............ i bet the phantom blot will save us LOL
 
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[ X] Enter the Elevator

I admit I am concerned about the risk however I am hoping that nwish425 is right about the truth so here goes nothing
Edit: oh votes closed whoops
 
It just occurred to me: Monogram has presumably been recruiting and training a bunch of new animals as part of the process to reform OWCA. Thanks to our efforts, he has access to dinosaurs. Additionally, the codename "Agent P" is now available on account of Perry's tragic death.

Clearly, one of the new OWCA agents is going to be a pterodactyl that's simply referred to as "Agent". Because the P is silent.
 
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Bad news is, due to pacing and also being really busy the last few days, the next update will be really short.

The good news is, the next update is imminent.
 
Quest: Who Framed Bonkers Bobcat?- Swing, You Sinners!
You look through the door into the blinding light that lies beyond. Something screams at you that danger lies ahead, that there is something horrible through that door. But also, the truth.

For some strange reason, you're not sure which scares you more.

You're about to turn, about to bolt, but then you think of Bonkers. Bonkers, and so many toons before him, framed and Dipped and thrown out to rot by a society that didn't care anymore. You chose this job for truth and justice. You promised to stand in the darkness so others would not have to. But sometimes, this job makes you stare into the light.

You step through the door, and the light vanishes.

You blink, adjusting to the sudden blackness. The lift is gone. You're standing on the edge of the elevator shaft, though thankfully the floor is now only a story or two down. You look up, but the ceiling disappears into inky darkness. So this was all a dead end then. You turn to leave and rush back towards the stairs before that shadowy creature can reach you.

Y o u s l i p o n a b a n a n a p e e l.

You fall and tumble down, much longer than you had expected to. You've survived falls like that dozens of times, and yet for some reason you can't seem to move. Phantom pain shoots down your spine. As you struggle to control your limbs, lightning crashes and illuminates the monster.

You can see it, you can feel it. Black ink swirls around it but cannot hide its nature. Its red eyes swirl with incoherent malice, its fingers spin spiderwebs over the keys of the piano it so gleefully plays as a tune of cascading terror flows throughout the room. Its every movement is a cruel joke, its every giggle a new piece of black comedy. You don't know what it is. You can't understand what it is.

But you know it is a toon.

Lightning crashes as soon as the piano does, and six figures watch you from within its sparks.

As the curtain falls alongside the piano, you are treated to one final gag.

"...That's All. Folks."

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You retch desperately as life returns to your body. Something is choking you, something is dragging you, something is-

Coyote and Ludivine are pulling you along the hall.

You gasp for air.

"I- hahhhh-"

"Oh thank goodness you're awake." Coyote sighs in relief. "What did you find? Was it the zebra?"

"I- god, I need- listen-"

"Nevva mind that now!" Ludivine says, pulling you to your feet and shoving you forward. "We gotta van moose!"

Behind you, you hear the clanking of robotic feet, and a single, snivelling, weaselly voice.

"Stop in da name a' da lawwwwwwww."
 
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