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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
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Nega-Quest: The Calisota Chainsaw Massacre- Madman
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    • "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."

    You grin maliciously as the little Goof starts quaking in fear. You turn to the big one; you can't wait to see the lightbulb finally turn on in his tiny brain.

    Goofy stares vacantly.

    It's fine. You can wait.

    "…Uh…" Bradly intones uncertainly, looking at the apparently unresponsive Goof.

    "Ab-up-up!" You shush him. "We should be patient."

    Goofy continues staring blankly.

    You run out of patience.

    "C'mon! Helloooooo?!?! Anybody home? Fear? Terror? Mild concern?"

    You wave your hand in front of his face, to no response.

    "I think it's a defense mechanism." Max whispers.

    You put your ear up to Goofy's head.

    "der Der DERR. The number you are calling is not in service. Please hang up and try aga-"

    "All right," you declare, pulling out your chainsaw and revving it. "Time to do things the old fashioned way!"

    Negaduck Martial Check:
    68+72+25+25-50 (Just Playing Around)=140
    Goofy Martial Contest:
    14+8+21=43
    Triple Critical Success!

    In a single, delightfully visceral motion, you cleave the goofs' overpacked minivan in half, camping gear and all. The two halves slide apart with the sound of tearing metal, collapsing evenly around you.

    Now the Goof knows to start screaming. He and his son run around in circles for a few seconds, hollering their heads off, before smacking into each other with a klonk! And dropping them both dazed to the ground.

    "Wow." You say, blinking. "I wasn't even trying."

    The suit grabs the two unconscious toons and leaps onto his motorcycle, taking off in a burst of dirt that coats Bradley in a cloud of dust he has to cough his way out of.

    "Ahahahaha!" You chuckle. "Finally it's getting interesting. Well? You're the one with the fancy skates, quarterwit! After him!"

    Bradley Martial Check:
    19+25=44
    Russ Contest:
    55+14+12+10=91
    Critical Failure!

    The secret agent, or whatever he was, apparently understands the gravity of the situation. Spinning his vehicle in a perfect 180, he blasts your worthless apprentice with some sort of laser blast, charring his unfortunately toon-resilient body black and leaving him puffing smoke.

    You tut as you step out from behind a nearby building, making the spook whirl around.

    "Tut tut Braddy boy. And I had such low hopes for you. And yet SOMEHOW you disappoint even those!"

    "My hair is on fire." he responds weakly.

    "I'm sure it is."

    "Are you… really letting this guy into the Fearsome Five?" the suit asks, curiosity apparently overcoming Fear for a brief moment.

    "Eeeeeeeeh." you reply, wavering your fingers. "It's this new thing I'm trying out. Inspire the villains of tomorrow, lead them down the path of evil, yadda yadda." You rub the back of your neck. "Honestly, I don't think the kid is working out. I think I'll just murder him once he stops being amusing."

    "What was that?" Bradley asks.

    "I SAID I'M GONNA KILL YOU LATER!" You reply. "THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM, IS IT?"
     
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    • I told you Negaduck was a combat monster, and he's worst than most because he can take silly levels of punishment.
    Sadly, one of the best people for fighting him is Judge Doom, or Globby. And they would have problems.
     
    I like to imagine while all of this is happening, the normal Negaduck Negaquest is now controlling Russ Goofy and Max and have no idea why. It just makes me smile.
     
    Max's biggest fear used to be turning into his father. Goofy's worst fear used to be the growing distance between him and his son.

    Now they're both mostly afraid of Negaduck.

    It's amazing how chainsaws simplify everything!
     
    I don't know how the Inators (Good & Bad) work here, I don't even know if it's allowed to use Canon Inators, but for anyone that likes the idea.

    (Bad) Age Accelerator Inator. Effect: Until the Inator is fixed or three turn had passed, all Doof stats are cut to half.

    (Good) Age Accelerator Inator. Effect: The Inator, for once, doesn't shoot Doof, but rather, one of his employs, being more specific, Kitsune. She doesn't seem any different, but Doof isn't sure if she had so many tails before the shoot (Kitsune gain an extra tail for three turns. For the duration of the effect, Kitsune become more wiser and powerful, which is reflected in her stats)
     
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    NathanMedium said:
    I don't know how the Inators (Good & Bad) work here, I don't even know if it's allowed to use Canon Inators, but for anyone that likes the idea.

    (Bad) Age Accelerator Inator. Effect: Until the Inator is fixed or three turn had passed, all Doof stats are cut to half.

    (Good) Age Accelerator Inator. Effect: The Inator, for once, doesn't shoot Doof, but rather, one of his employs, being more specific, Kitsune. She doesn't seem any different, but Doof isn't sure if she had so many tails (Kitsune gain an extra tail for three turns. For the duration of the effect, Kitsune become more wiser and powerful, which is reflected in her stats)
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    This seems... kind of unbalanced, unless the fixing is just a personal action or something. Remember, Kitsune's stats will only affect 3 actions, total, at best, while Doof's stats will affect like 30 actions, or, if it's fixed on the very first turn, still will affect 10 actions.
     
    BurnBright said:
    This seems... kind of unbalanced, unless the fixing is just a personal action or something. Remember, Kitsune's stats will only affect 3 actions, total, at best, while Doof's stats will affect like 30 actions, or, if it's fixed on the very first turn, still will affect 10 actions.
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    Again, is just an idea. I just thought that the Age Accelerator + Kitsune make a very good combo. If someone more capable wants to use the concept, then go ahead.
     
    drake_azathoth said:
    Holy crap. I expected Negaduck to be scary but that Martial sounds like 'Beat Shego like a drum any day of the week' scary.
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    Nah, they'd be pretty evenly matched if I recall her stats, although Negaduck would have a serious advantage in the fact that, no matter how much damage is done to him, he just won't DIE. Now, Glooby on the other hand, could probably beat both of them.
     
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