One bolt managed to dislodge a large stone, sending it crashing through the roof of Mr. Doofenshmirtz's hovel.

"Dummkopf!" The man yelled, sticking his head out the hole and shaking his fist.

"Yeah same to you pal!" Malifishmirtz bellowed. "I hope you finish fixing your roof riiiight before the town burns down again!"
I like him already and we haven't got him yet for ruining ze dear old ma and pa's day and house.
 
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"I insist you move this tower in one piece!" Malifishmertz declared, manifesting himself once again as Roddy trudged inside. "This tower is the lodestone, the center of my magical spell! It cannot be taken apart without spoiling the bonds that keep me here and not, well, wherever you go for burning down Drusselstein.

"...Heaven, I think."
Fair, it is Drusselstein. Cleansing fire would be an improvement.
 
Behold!

The Curse-You-Person-I-Am-Pointing-At-Inator! (Good): You know, firing up the Probability-Inator got you curious about how exactly this whole probability-manipulation thing works. After some investigation, you've managed to isolate the negative probability ions from the positive ones, and made a device to harness them! For some reason, there were a lot of them in Danville, and even more clinging to you in specific, but no matter! You've manages to drain it all, and now you can point all this concentrated bad luck somewhere else! Boy, someone is about to have a bad day.

(A rival King of your choice receives a -15 malus to all rolls for one turn due to all the bad luck. Additionally, sending all your bad luck to someone else's territory makes you slightly luckier, giving +5 to all rolls for the turn)

The Curse-You-Person-I-Am-Pointing-At-Inator! (Self-destruct): Okay, why did you think gathering all the bad luck in the Tri-State Area to your location was a good idea again? With all that concentrated negative probability, the machine obviously exploded the second you tried to turn it on, coating you and the city in negative probability ions! Oh boy, you are in for a rough couple of months now. Curse you, Curse-You-Person-I-Am-Pointing-At The Inator!

(You receive a -15 malus to all actions for a turn due to concentrated bad luck. Additionally, the probability ion polarization means someone else experiences an upsurge in luck, giving +5 to all rolls of a QM-selected King for a turn)
 
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I REALLY WANT TO STACK IT ONTOP OF OUR BUILDING OOOOHHH IT WOULD BE SO TALL possibly a third higher and looking more out of place I HAVE A IDEA WE MOVE OUR WHOLE building ontop of the vulcano THEN put the castle ontop of it but we really need to improve that central tower and make it sturdier that brick just slided right out
 
I REALLY WANT TO STACK IT ONTOP OF OUR BUILDING OOOOHHH IT WOULD BE SO TALL possibly a third higher and looking more out of place I HAVE A IDEA WE MOVE OUR WHOLE building ontop of the vulcano THEN put the castle ontop of it but we really need to improve that central tower and make it sturdier that brick just slided right out
Then make the volcano with our double tower fly!
 
[J] All three!
Place Castle Doofhawk into the side of your building, then place your building onto the top of the mountain, THEN MAKE THE VOLCANO FLY! IT IS THE PERFECT BASE!
 
[X] Try to Find a Way to Keep it Flying Full Time
The sight of a castle flying in is honestly pretty cool. Maybe you can find a way to keep that going!

AERIAL ATTACK BASE LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 
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