.......Okay that's fair. I'd probably still suspect something and get paranoid. I'm not dumbYou probably have no idea what he's up to, I drowned in garbage.
I see. So we want to maximize odds of success without attempting to get crits, since they'll be automatic.That's for the random event roll, not actions. Actions instead are binary critfail/critsucceed.
My parents met while in college in Kentucky. Depending on when the garbage appeared, I might not be born either.My parents met while working on an animated film, so I'm not even born in this timeline!
The fact that this place is a goddamn SCP anomaly?Also I did not expect the Occult row at all, anyone can guess what that might be?
What film if you don't mind?My parents met while working on an animated film, so I'm not even born in this timeline!
Moratorium[X] The Probabilitor-Inator
Not sure where to go, but this one is a no brainer.
So, if
PM
Sorry I'll fix it
Of everything, this is probably the only one I find annoying. I am kinda incentivized to push towards researching the Crystal Key soon though, if only for the minute possibility of ever finding another one of those beasts and getting a second sandwich. We are reverse engineering this thing or we'll die trying!Unfortunately, they commemorated their newfound friendship by splitting the Multiverse's Greatest Sandwich.
Dennis and 625 have both received a loyalty boost! The Multiverse's Greatest Sandwich was declared to be delicious!
Meanwhile, I'm adopted, but my birth mother is a lifer in the Society for Creative Anachronism, which probably led her in rather more interesting (and/or tragic) directions on this world than just moving to Chicago and hanging out for a while until she met a fellow D&D nerd. More likely than not, I never happened in this quest.You know, this mission is hitting home for me since I live in the middle of Iowa, so in this timeline I'm probably a corpse berried under a mountain of trash from when the paradox dropped it on top of me, along with everyone I know and love.
kash said:Assault a rival(tobe)
You and the technocreeps will guard technor while he drains power from key parts of doom's infrastructure
[ ] Build a personal suit of power armor (Ludivine von Drake)
DC 95 (Reduced by XP)
77+20+15+20+3=135
Decent Success
Ludivine was a great help with designing your power armor. Definitely the best choice. She knew exactly how to work your own personal style into a suit that was also, you know, good at keeping you alive in a pitched battle. She even helped you integrate a few inators (which you're desperately hoping won't explode) and all sorts of built-in extra features like cupholders and a miniature coffee machine! Sure, it doesn't look exactly like you were planning, but it's still pretty impressive regardless.
Any enemy Martial actions made against Doofenshmirtz directly will be made at a -5 penalty!
Option to outfit troops with power armor unlocked!
Doof gains a +5 to direct combat against enemies on quests!
This only applies on quests if an enemy is directly targeting Doofenshmirtz! It will not apply every time that Doof applies his Martial to the quest roll!
[ ] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu (Mirage)
DC 35 (Reduced by XP)
64+18+24+3=109
Critical Success
To be continued in Interlude: Executive Summary
[ ] Investigate the Middleton Drug Cartel (Dickens Detective Agency (Large))
DC 90 (Reduced by XP)
81+17+55=153
Great Success
With Shego having taken down High Command last month, it was considerably easier for the Commodore and his family to snoop about and assemble a dossier on the cartel that's been plaguing Middleton for the last year or two. Or so you thought! It was only a short time into the investigation that the Dickens realized that the cartel was continuing to operate on a much more subtle level. This led them to search the wreckage of High Command for clues (they refuse to explain how they got access). They discovered the twisted remains of a floorplan with a multitude of empty rooms, no redundancies whatsoever, and a lack of actual function. This all led towards one inexorable conclusion: High Command was a distraction!
The cartel used their image of absurd, over the top villainy to convince the world they had been crippled, simply as a means to hide their relocation! They must have secreted their operations away somewhere far from prying eyes, somewhere no one is likely to find them. This is great news! And terrible news! It's terrible because this means the drug ring is way more competent than they looked like and are probably planning to expand, but it's good because A. you have a much better idea of how they operate now, and will be able to hold off any inroads into your own land more easily, and B. you now have an extremely juicy bit of info that you're pretty sure Shego doesn't. Now you just need to decide on something to do about that.
DC for the drug ring to infiltrate Doofania increased significantly!
High Command has been revealed as a ruse, and the drug ring is alive and well!
You now have some very valuable information Shego could use! The drug ring might be a good thing to cooperate with Shego on, or at least spend a personal to let her know. Or you could sell her out.
[ ] Dennis the Duck (Study the Perfect Sandwich)
5
Dennis started to study the Multiverse's Greatest Sandwich, but was quickly distracted by 625, who demanded to know what he was working on. The two of them hit it off rather well, sharing their knowledge of sandwichcraft and their love of all things between pieces of bread. In fact, it's safe to say that both of them have found a new friend!
Unfortunately, they commemorated their newfound friendship by splitting the Multiverse's Greatest Sandwich.
Dennis and 625 have both received a loyalty boost! The Multiverse's Greatest Sandwich was declared to be delicious!
[ ] Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja (Study the Jo-Lan Scrolls)
96+5=101
To be continued in Interlude: Absolutely No Jutsu
[ ] Tinker with your Inators
28
You didn't have much time to devote to tinkering at all. Choose one inator to activate:
[ ] The Probabilitor-Inator, doubled!
Every success is a critical success. Every failure is a critical failure. Roll 1d20 for the random event roll, and flip a coin. If it's heads, the 1d20 corresponds to 80-100. If it's tails, the 1d20 corresponds to 1-20.
[ ] The Groundhog-Day-Inator, doubled!
Roll four times for each hero action, and take the worst.
[ ] Max (Job Shadow Russ)
89
To be continued in Interlude: Fredzilla meets Agent Unknown
Not quite. We missed that by one pointIsn't this the highest degree of success we've had until now? I mean we've tripled the initial DC. I can't wait to see what it does.
... this is why I don't make posts right after I wake up. I fumble basic math.
Next turn is going to be chaos.
On the bright side putting Alan back on DoofOS (with personal attention just to be safe) next turn would be invaluable.
Why? We already know there are paradoxes everywhere. Why would learning about this one be especially useful?
Maybe he never made it onto the ship?we do.
but IC only Feldrake has noticed. Having found things from a completly different timeline is rather hard proof.
that said I'm against the library. No book could have survived this chemical hellscape and the place certainly wouldn't have been a top priority to reinforce.
it's possible that the ship or something related to Wall-e is over by that peak but he is dead for sure.
I'd argue the mall is our best bet. BnL was running the show so it's probably the most reinforced building here, it'll give them some idea of what happened.
and it's indoors so there will be protection from the storm and that dust devil.
As for what that was?
well we know magic Runs on meaning and that this place is even worse thenCanon. I'm willing to bet the planet itself is pissed and lashing out vengefuly at what hurt it so badly.
the Malice and neglect from so much stuff and from a world that was killed and left by it's humans would be immense.
this probably is a good reason why Auto hasn't done anything. The Rust malice is probably doing a number and a half on the Axium which iirc was damaged before.
It crashed.