Remove ads

DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

Reader mode
Well...that's worrying. Hopefully Xanatos won't actually use the potion.

In any case, our new hires all look pretty good! Roddy especially looks nice, and it appears that well finally be able to move the castle with a high chance of success, so we should probably get that done. It's entirely possible having a spooky mystical castle right in our territory might unlock some new Occult actions (apart from recruiting Malifishmirtz I mean)
 
weredrago2 said:
You know you can do that in MS Paint, right? Just take a screencap and put Impact text over it.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
I didn't. I'll try that out later, cramming for a text now.

But since I'm already here...

The Pineapple-on-Pizza-Inator! - This invention of PURE EVIL adds pineapples to every pizza order in the Tri-State Area! This coming directly after you bought out the entire US stock of pineapples, you get to set the price on pizza, making you incredibly rich! Of course, everyone hates this, but you're evil, you'll deal.

Moderate hit to Public Opinion, Modest Income boost. Xanatos may have trouble purchasing pineapples for a turn.
 
Lab_Accident said:
I didn't. I'll try that out later, cramming for a text now.

But since I'm already here...

The Pineapple-on-Pizza-Inator! - This invention of PURE EVIL adds pineapples to every pizza order in the Tri-State Area! This coming directly after you bought out the entire US stock of pineapples, you get to set the price on pizza, making you incredibly rich! Of course, everyone hates this, but you're evil, you'll deal.

Moderate hit to Public Opinion, Modest Income boost. Xanatos may have trouble purchasing pineapples for a turn.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
And its dark mirror:

The Pineapple-off-Pizza-Inator! - This device takes all the pineapple on all the pizza in the Tri-State Area and teleports it...really anywhere other than pizza, you weren't feeling picky at the time. That might have been an oversight, because long story short you've had to spend a week excavating your accounting department out from under several tons of pineapples. At least the people seem to appreciate your sacrifice.

Moderate hit to Income, Modest Public Opinion boost. All pineapple acquisition DCs for all factions are reduced as you need to get rid of a whole lot of pineapple very quickly.
 
By the way, hopefully, if we do look into superpowers, we eventually figure out how to make these things. The Super Goobers grant powers, apparently mostly enhancing whatever physical abilities the target already had, such as enhancing the Big Bad Wolf's Huff-And-Puff to to a level where he blew the third pig's house off its foundations. When given to Goofy, they turn him into Super-Goof, a superhero who's strong enough to push planets, fast enough to travel between said planets, can hear things happening on the other side of the world, and has Toonish durability. His only weaknesses are that A. His absurd durability provides no protection against mind-control, magic, or other such means that bypass physical defenses, B. Each goober only gives him a few minutes of power at a time, and he needs to keep eating them to stretch it out, and C. He's Goofy. Still, he'd be quite useful on a Quest...
 
woweed said:
By the way, hopefully, if we do look into superpowers, we eventually figure out how to make these things. The Super Goobers grant powers, apparently mostly enhancing whatever physical abilities the target already had, such as enhancing the Big Bad Wolf's Huff-And-Puff to to a level where he blew the third pig's house off its foundations. When given to Goofy, they turn him into Super-Goof, a superhero who's strong enough to push planets, fast enough to travel between said planets, can hear things happening on the other side of the world, and has Toonish durability. His only weaknesses are that A. His absurd durability provides no protection against mind-control, magic, or other such means that bypass physical defenses, B. Each goober only gives him a few minutes of power at a time, and he needs to keep eating them to stretch it out, and C. He's Goofy. Still, he'd be quite useful on a Quest...
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

I've said it before.

Goofy has a personal gardening action and unspecified personal secrets.

My money is on Super Goof.
 
Say, since *Darkwing Duck* is a setting incorporated into Gridlocked/Doofquest and Negaduck is a Prince-tier threat any guesses what Taurus Bulba is doing? He was one of DWs most dangerous opponents after all.
 
Totally semi-related side note, I was sifting through fond Disney cartoon memories, and, eh...

If we ever get the chance to poach talent from a military academy, I suggest one Buttowski, Kick.

Because that was another damn fine show, though I have NO CLUE what his stats would be. He'd probably have a Trait like P&F's Big Idea with his need for stunts, though...
 
oh no, the acid fruit is on the same cheesy bread as the other acid fruit! run for your lives!
On a serious note though, I am slightly worried that Xanatos may be working on a more ethical potion of life or something along those lines.
 
The Mad Mojo Cookbook doesn't have a potion of life to my knowledge. If it did, it would have been far more valuable. The Witches were reading it because they forgot the recipe for the actual potion of life spell, which is in the guide to witchcraft and alchemy, which Janna has.

The Cookbook is probably from this game.
 
Torgamous said:
So I decided to look up why an allegedly Hawaiian pizza doesn't have any spam on it, and apparently it was invented in Ontario. On top of being a travesty, Hawaiian pizza is a lie.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Also? Pineapples are not native to Hawaii, they were brought as a cash crop for plantations by the Dole Food company. Neither are pigs, but they were brought by the original polynesian immigrants so they get a pass.

As for inators:

The New York Pizza-inator!
A large brick oven with secret mad science insides which can produce in exactly one minute, the perfect slice of New York-Style pizza. It does nothing else, Doof was hungry. Fortunately it can create a perfect Pizza every minute
The next vote option taken involving food will automatically be a critical success, dinosaurs will be turned into dino meat-lovers slices, sandwiches will become Pizza Sandwiches, and other such changes. Also, due to the ease at stocking the cafeteria, Income increases by +1, and due to the morale effects of Two months of continuous perfect pizza Loyalty increases by +5 for all heroes doing things within the Tri-State Area during this turn. This may also have unpredictable Pizza-related effects.

The Chicago 'Pizza'-inator
A large industrial conveyor belt that creates a large bread bowl, fills it with lackluster cheese, and spreads uncooked marinara sauce from a can on top of it, creating one 'Pizza' (according to Chicago residents anyway) every minute.
The next vote option taken involving food will automatically be a critical failure, novel food items involving 'pizza' will all fail to find purchase in the market, even though they are still recovering from famine. Also, due to having to dispose of millions of 'pizzas' Income takes a -1 decrease because of the need to hire extra sanitation engineers. Due to the morale effects of Two months of continuous terrible 'pizza' Loyalty increases by -5 for all heroes doing things within the Tri-State Area during this turn. This may also have unpredictable Pizza-related effects.

sunsunsunsunsun said:
Negaduck is a king, he's just way more evil.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Do we have a list of Kings that don't hold territory outside Negaduck, MCP, and King Candy?
 
In the comics, Bulba got digitized and had to have a new body constructed. Maybe he's stuck in the digital plane. Or as a blender.
 
Reader mode
You must login or register to reply here.
Remove ads
Back
Top