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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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LazyDoritOverlrd said:
I've come up with a smallish list of things that need to be done in level of importance. And while we do these actions I hope to keep in Doof's character, you know... His brand of evil, great guy to his friends, employees, and frenimes. A Great Dad, and benevolent overlord. While at the same time plotting to conquer the Earth and beyond, crushing his enemies under wave of robotic might, and being a general nusane with our inators.


... anyway where was I?...... THE LIST!

#1.get something to deal with Bill Cipher/ do actions that'll put us down that path/ Even learning that he's a thing.(seriously he is an existential threat to all of existence, this cannot be overstated and why it's number one.)
#2.get spy network going/anti insurgent precautions beyond our tower.(as far as I can tell beyond our tower we have next to no intrigue beyond our regular Norm bots.)
#3. Getting our heroes loyalty as high as possible as soon as possible (major monogram is liable to stab us in the back, and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N'S Disloyalty cost a crit.)
#4. Be the best Dad ever/spend time with our daughter.(it's in character and she can become a hero win-win)
#5. Build even more robots/upgrade them(nothing quite says f$_& you like an endless army of robots)
#6. Invent a way to get grass and trees in our area sun lights to live while still having or evil and oppressive fog. (It'll make the populist a bit happier, and make our evil domain nicer to look at even without the sun.)

These are the things i came up with and I hope you agree with the order of importance put them in. Please fell free to add and change as as you people wish, except for number one.
As I said before existential threat for all therefore it is number one.
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No offense LazyDorit, but I worry you may be somewhat biased when it comes to matters involving Bill Cipher. I really think we're safe to ignore him for now. I'd probably shuffle him to the bottom of the list.
 
weredrago2 said:
Your #1 assumes Bill is the most dangerous multiversal threat right now. A general "become magical" route is going to help in the long run but there's a lot more going on than just Bill. Toffee and Phobos are keeping each other busy now, but that won't always be the case for the two unfettered magical dangers to Earth.

Don't forget to make your own operating system! Doof OS is the future!
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I'm not entirely discounting other major threats just pointing out the End Game.
Like if you were ROBed into the MCU, you'd almost immediately be panicking about The Snap and Thanos.
Same but it's Bill eating the Earth like an apple.
But you have a point, this is the beginning of the quest and while Bill Cipher is the end game. We have more immediate problems like Shego, and Syndrome.... All I'm saying is best begin preparing if not now then soon. Because he is an ever present shadow now we know he here and is ready to make a deal with anyone to escape.
And we're in a world of Villains and Broken Heroes that'll do almost anything for power.
 
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Oof, I just realized part of my omake got cut off when I swapped to editing it in a different tab. Not reposting the whole thing of course, but I've editing the original to more accurately express Shego's thoughts on our spectacular first round decisions.

"Speaking of lunatic pea-brained scientists, what does that doofus Heinz think he's doing? First he pumps the air full enough smog to make BnL jealous - whatever, not my problem if everyone in his city ends up with asthma, but then he decides to start putting green on everything. Green's my thing. People are going to get the wrong idea, associating me with that lunatic. Who does he think he is?"
 
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Interlude: "Canis Fed-Upwithis" meets "Doofus Innatorius"
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    • "Minions! Destroy him! Kill him, slowly and painfully!" an angry bespectacled man screeched at anyone within earshot. He was tied to an impractically sized rocket that was currently being aimed out of a window, glaring daggers at the Toon responsible for his current predicament. Vainly, he struggled to free himself from the ropes. "I'll have you lowered into the piranha pit for this! Why are you just sitting there?! I'll fire you all if you don't move!"

    The four women, five men, and one fully dressed skeleton sitting around the boardroom chamber made no attempts to get up. A few of them had to actively struggle to keep a smile from spreading across their faces, and their effort only doubled when Coyote pulled a match out of nowhere, scraped it against his leg, and lit the comically large fuse sticking out of the bright red cylinder.

    Coyote (Canis Fed-Upwithis)

    As the fuse began to burn away the man tied to the rocket started to sweat. "N-no! Get me off of this thing! I...I'll give you a full two vacation days per year, I promise! That- the nine months in advance was just stupid of me, of course you put in the request back then!" His speech grew faster and more incoherent as the flame moved inexorably closer to the fuselage. "I'll stock toilet paper in the company washroom! Lower coffee prices to a dollar a cup! Get rid of Mystery Meat Mondays! Give you a raaaaiiiiiiiiiiiAAAAAAAAAAH-" his rant devolved into a terrified, hysterical shriek as the rocket ignited, launching the former Chairman of the ACME Corporation into the open desert sky!

    Approximately three hundred feet out of the boardroom window the rocket sputtered a few times, and in complete defiance of Newton's laws of motion turned a sudden ninety degrees to the ground. Gravity took hold, bringing the contraption- and the man who was strapped to it- crashing down in a massive, fiery explosion! The former Chairman's pained groans could be heard echoing off in the distance as Coyote grinned a truly malevolent grin. He was met with thunderous applause.

    Coyote pulled a sign out of nowhere and held it up to the rest of the board.

    ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, it read, printed in neat lettering. He then spins the sign to the opposite side. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS AS CEO. Reaching behind himself, the coyote grabbed another sign. I NEED A FOLDABLE CATAPULT, A BIG ROCK, AND A PILE OF BIRD SEE-

    The Toon blinks at the dash on the sign for a second. He wasn't expecting to get cut off already.

    "Phone call for Chairman Coyote!" a receptionist calls from the next room over. Word travels fast in the world of business politics.

    Concerned, Wile puts down his sign to accept the portable red telephone the young woman hands to him.
    The toon coyote's expression flies through the five stages of grief before the boardroom's eyes. He occasionally nods to the other person on line, confused and saddened… but not very surprised.

    --

    "The buyout of ACME proceeded perfectly!" you explain to Goofy who is wearing a grin to match yours. "The lady on the phone said their CEO was a little tied up at the moment, so I used my knowledge of legalese and corporate loopholes to purchase the entire company!"

    Doofenshmirtz (Doofus Innatorius)

    "What, what was that?" you ask Goofy as a backwards taxonomicical name appears and disappears in front of you.

    "That's a label gag!" exclaims Goofy. "I haven't seen one of those in years!"

    "Well, it's a horribly inaccurate one! Everyone knows that the species name should be lowercase!"

    "How's the current CEO responding?" Goofy asks.

    --

    Coyote holds up a sign reading WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? Unfortunately, Doofenshmirtz cannot see him over the red plastic phone. He drags a hand down his face, stretching his features out to comical proportions before they snap back as if made of rubber.

    "Hey Goofy, our new submanager seems a bit quiet. The secretary told me he was just promoted, I think he might be unhappy with the acquisition."

    "Maybe we should try to cheer him up!"

    "Oh, good idea." you reply, turning back to the phone. It takes about three seconds for you to realize you have no idea how to improve someone else's mood.

    "So, uhhh…"

    The awkward silence continues for a few moments.

    "I'm having a barbecue next weekend! Want to come?"

    Coyote scratches his chin for a moment. Then, he holds up one last sign. HMM, THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD.

    "Goofy, he's still not saying anything."



    Wile E. Coyote has been unlocked as a hero unit!
    The ACME Corporation has been acquired by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, slightly increasing your income!
    "Express Delivery" research option has been unlocked!
    Thanks to the 'goodwill' that ACME Corp carries with it, you have been awarded the trait "Laugh Factory", giving you a permanent +5 loyalty to all Toons! Some people will hate you for this, but if they hate Toons, they're probably not that great to have around anyhow.
     
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    • So should we buy Disney next, cause I would like to see how the Toons would react to us owning both Acme and Disney, especially Judge Doom. :D
     
    Made in Heaven said:
    BIRD SEE-

    The Toon blinks at the dash on the sign for a second. He wasn't expecting to get cut off already.
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    That's interesting. The Toon Force seems to have known about the buyout before Coyote. A separate awareness before the actual Toon.
    Shadow-86 said:
    So should we buy Disney next, cause I would like to see how the Toons would react to us owning both Acme and Disney, especially Judge Doom.
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    I actually want to get Bueno Nachos before it collapses completely or Shego buys it.
     
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