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♦ Topic: Apeiron and the Wards Public Event (Live Reaction Thread)
In: Boards ► Places ► Brockton Bay ► Apeiron
Reave (Original Poster) (Verified PRT Agent)
Posted On Apr 29th 2011:
Alright, you guys should already know how this goes. This thread is for any commentary on the live stream involving Apeiron and the Wards, as per Apeiron's request. Just in case some of you don't know how to behave on this thread, here's a quick reminder:
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Don't be rude. Fairly simple enough, be polite while posting on this thread. No verbal attacks, not to your fellow posters nor the capes involved in this event.
2)
If you have questions for Apeiron, send them to our resident mod. In this case, the resident mod is Tin_Mother. We can't promise that they'll make it through the cut, and of course inane questions or ones that infringe on the subject of identities will be ignored. Remember however, we can only pass on the questions - if Apeiron refuses to answer, do not press.
3)
Lastly, keep the memes off of this thread. I know that this may be asking for the impossible, but this thread is supposed to keep a certain standard. Reactions are fine, memes are not. We already have a meme thread created just for this event, so please post those memes there. Those that try to push it, well you have been warned.
The stream starts at 11 am. This thread will open by then.
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►Groupies
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
My god, I know the picnic has just started, but already I'm getting very jealous of the food. Did the PRT decide to hire a five-star hotel to cater for this event or something? I won't be surprised if they did, considering how much they're obviously trying to pander for Apeiron.
►Laser Augment
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
I don't know hw you missed it but Aperiron was anounced to be the one to make the food. I'm jelly too tho
►SenorEel
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Never mind the food, have you seen how Vista's glared at Apeiron near the start of the event? The cameras have been avoiding her since then, but man does she look pissed.
►Dawgsmiles (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
You must be imagining things. Vista wouldn't glare at our new Tinker Overlord now would she? After all, no one wants to be smote with another FTL ram. The sun must have gotten in her eyes, the poor thing, she must be missing the visor of her old costume design...
►SenorEel
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Well, I'll certainly won't know to hide my glares if I was used to my eyes being hidden. Still, the new costume does look good on her. It was commissioned from Garment, wasn't it? It certainly fits her more than whatever designs they used before.
►Chilldrizzle
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Back to the subject of the food, Browbeat's certainly been eyeing the sandwiches since the event started. Can't blame the guy, those look positively divine...
Ugh, why do I only have plain bread?
►ClockFan (Banned)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Clockblocker looks so dashing as always!
I really wish that he too can get a redesign. Let us see a bit of our hero's face!
►Aloha
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Ah, @ClockFan. Our newest cape groupie. Have you had enough of terrorizing poor Clockblocker's threads? Last I checked, he was so intimidated that he even stopped posting for a while because you kept stalking his activities.
►ClockFan (Banned)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
I'm not stalking him, I'm just his biggest fan! And he's just misunderstood me, that's all! I just want to know more about him... know his sizes... maybe write a few fics involving Gallant and a female self-insert...
►Aloha
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
And that's the part where you creeped him out.
Anyways, putting aside ClockFan's activities, anyone notice how everything about this event seems to be absurdly perfect? Like, Apeiron's a given, literally every frame involving him seems to be fit enough for a magazine, but for some reason even the camera crew seems to be getting into it. I haven't seen video of this quality for a long while now.
►Dawgsmiles (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Maybe it's Apeiron just being Apeiron? Reverse Squealer Effect making even recordings of him beautiful now?
►Mock Moniker
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
That must be terrifying to the PRT. I mean, at this point it's all but clear to see that Apeiron's getting stronger over time, but even his Reverse Squealer Effect? Would he just get more and more endlessly powerful at this rate?
►Aloha
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Well, Apeiron is indeed Greek for boundless and without limitations. And this name was apparently fitting enough a moniker for him that Apeiron chose it for himself.
►Mock Moniker
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Oh, trust me, I know all about monikers. You can say it's literally my name.
►Acree
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
DID APEIRON JUST IMPLY THAT HE HAS KIDS
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►Aloha
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
WAIT WHAT
►GstringGirl
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
I thought I was imagining it too, but Apeiron really did just imply that. But wasn't the running theory that he was a former Case 53? How is that even possible!?
Edit: WELD JUST ASKED HIM ABOUT IT
►Loyal
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Well, if there was certainly any wonder on if Weld had balls of steel, this is certainly proof of it.
►GstringGirl
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
HE JUST CONFIRMED IT
Edit: Oh, they're adopted? That makes so much more sense now. Hey, would that make his "kids" Case 53 too, like he found himself some fellow Case 53s and decided to adopt them?
►Forgotten Creator
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A FUCKING DROPSHIP STRAIGHT OUT OF SCIENCE FICTION
@Tinker's Hoarder, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEE THIS
►Tinker's Hoarder (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Don't worry, I am already analyzing it. But man, that dropship looks space-worthy. Would I be surprised if it could FTL too, no.
►AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Damn, he has a spaceship that's probably capable of FTL and he uses it to drop off his kids into a picnic with the Wards. As far as Cool Dad points go, nothing beats that.
Also, we have first intros to his kids now. Survey, Fleet, and Tetra? They look like nice kids.
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Wait, so they've been helping Apeiron all this time then? I mean, Fleet just said that he worked on the drones. Does that mean that he helped make them, or that he helped drive them? And what does logistical support mean in Survey's case?
►Tinker's Hoarder (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Well, Apeiron's drones were definitely created on the field, he said that much. If Fleet helped with making the drones, he probably only helped Apeiron design them as well as whatever Apeiron uses to fabricate them on the field.
But driving the drones sounds more likely, considering Fleet's pilot costume.
►AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Wait, so wouldn't that mean that Apeiron gave his kid what basically amounts to superpowered toys? Well, if weapons of mass destruction counts as toys in this case...
It's a terrifying thought considering that kind of power in the hands of a teenager, but who knows? Maybe Fleet is the responsible sort and Apeiron decided to trust him on that as a result.
As far as Dad Points though... Damn, Dadpeiron's showing up every cape father at this rate.
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
It wouldn't be the first time Apeiron showed anyone up at any rate.
But if Fleet is the one who manages Apeiron's machines in combat... Consider the recordings we have of the last ABB fight. Apeiron released countless drones, as well as multiple Tripredacus Guardians, into the city. Even assuming some kind of autopilot support, considering the sheer battlefield control and assessment those drones and Guardians showed when they were deployed...
Maybe Apeiron isn't the only bullshit Tinker on the team.
►Miraclemic
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
As if Apeiron wasn't terrifying enough... Still, do you guys remember how Apeiron located all of the conscripts and their bombs during the last attack, with live updates? Maybe that was Survey's "logistical work"?
I won't be surprised too if her work also covered helping Fleet pilot the drones and Tripredacus Guardians.
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
One bullshit Tinker to make bullshit robots and drones, another bullshit Tinker to help pilot them, and what looks like a powerful Thinker to coordinate all their efforts and analyze the battlefield. If this is Apeiron's secret on how he's so super-competent, I won't be surprised.
In that case though, what does Tetra do? Anyone have any ideas?
►GstringGirl
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
According to the ongoing interview, he's some kind of Brute.
In that case though, why doesn't he join Apeiron in the frontlines? In my opinion, this could be because as a Case 53, he only got cured very recently. And Apeiron's healing tech can temporarily break down under heavy damage, right? That could be one more reason why Apeiron didn't want Tetra to fight.
►Dawgsmiles (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
I've just realized something. Tetra. That means the fourth, with no relation whatsoever to Tetra's supposed Brute powerset. Doesn't this sound like some kind of numerical designation among Apeiron's children, turned into Tetra's cape name? First kid, second kid, third kid, and so on.
But we only have three kids. We don't know which numbers Fleet and Survey are, but that still leaves one kid missing.
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►Mock Moniker
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Well, there's whoever supposedly drove the frigging mech that fought Lung. Sure, Fleet could've controlled that too, but I don't know which is more terrifying: that Fleet's list of "toys" includes Endbringer-sized mechs, or that this missing kid was the reason why the mech managed to appear out of nowhere and as well as giving it the ability to disappear just as easily.
And remember that field repair too? Apeiron had been nowhere near that thing when it happened. That means that whoever drove the mech has a potentially stronger version of Apeiron's Shaker repair ability along with whatever Stranger ability they might have.
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
...I think you just added to the nightmares of the local PRT charter. It's odd that I have to say this, but maybe the super-powerful mech with super-powerful weapons also had super-powerful stealth tech combined with super-powerful self-repair tech? Apeiron could do that right?
Right?
...we haven't seen the missing kid, and god, in retrospect how did the space ship disappear and why haven't I thought about this before? Maybe it is a super powerful Stranger/Shaker on Apeiron's team after all...
►ClockFan (Banned)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
I don't care about any of that! Cameras, when will you show my Clocklover again? I can't see him!
►Aloha
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
You know, ClockFan, if there's anything admirable about you it's that you certainly have a one-track mind. Multiple people on this thread are having breakdowns over Apeiron's team and the potential powers of his kids, and you're more concerned over Clockblocker's screentime?
►SenorEel
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Who cares about Clockblocker and his stalker, I think I just saw Vista heading for Apeiron's way earlier before the cameras turned to Apeiron's kids. Look, I know the interview is important, but guys! Notice it!
@Reave, VISTA'S TALKING TO APEIRON
►Reave (Original Poster) (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Too late, Vista just finished talking with him, and nobody but Clockblocker realized it until it was over. Nobody managed to record their talk either.
►Aloha
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
CAMERAMEN, YOU JUST HAD ONE JOB
►SenorEel
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
How did all of you even manage to fail a fifteen-minute talk? Because that's how long it was! And why didn't Clockblocker speak up earlier!
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
@SenorEel, I dunno why didn't you speak up earlier as well? If you noticed Vista approaching from the very beginning, why didn't you post about it earlier?
►SenorEel
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Actually. I... Huh.
Why didn't I talk about it earlier? I was about to, I had my eyes on Vista the entire time after the way she was glaring at Apeiron, but somehow it didn't come to me to inform someone to interrupt or record their conversation until just a moment ago.
►ClockFan (Banned)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Why didn't Clockblocker interrupt them! He would've gotten so much focus from the cameras!
►SenorEel
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
VISTA JUST WENT STRAIGHT FOR FLEET AS WELL
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Our theories over Fleet are confirmed. He's indeed the one that pilots Apeiron robots. And god, that was Fleet? Fleet was the one that shot Lung into space with a fucking FTL ramming maneuver?
Yeah, it was amazing, but it was TERRIFYING too!
►AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Fleet sounds like a good kid, and he just called Apeiron Dadpeiron.
I can't believe it but DADPEIRON IS CANON
►TheShipper
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
And from the sounds of it, this Dadpeiron is also a Loverpeiron. I mean, there was no doubt, but Aunt Garment? And this Aunt Lethe? Maybe it's a love triangle?
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►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Apr 29th 2011:
Oh come off it, the Super Tinker just turned out to have a family as big and powerful as the friggin' local Protectorate and you're more concerned about the shipping?
And everyone knows that Apeiron can satisfy both women! The man has two very dexterous hands, for the love of god!
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And that was when Sveta shut down her laptop. The images Procto's answer had given her had been too graphic for her own sanity.