Flechette and Weld don't know how he thinks he can defend against her power, they just know it was difficult.
Brockton's Celestial Forge (Worm/Jumpchain)
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Crap, I meant they don't know. How did I skip a word!? 😅
Not really what it sees of Joe is a version of him where he doesn't do anything unless provoked with no way to get the real info on what he'd do. Additionally ocp makes him a 0 sum error to the path so it just doesn't work on him. Furthermore, the shards are lacking data on Joe's physical speed boosts including the reflex boost of being a Servant, possibly the defence of the Lathe metal based on when that was rolled, Armsthrift and of course even if they did somehow get him with one there's his as soon as he takes damage he gets teleported away system he made. However, even if they somehow managed it there's also countercraft and the candle which is why it's been highly doubtful for a while now that even Scion can deal significant damage to Joe.
Doesn't even need Tetra; he has fiat-backed infinite time to come up with a solution before the effect even takes hold properly (countercraft).
All he needs is a door. The Key doesn't give a damn about which universe he's in.
That's the other thing. How do they not realize that Apeiron's actions are messing with PtV. By now a number of paths should have ended in failure or needing readjustment, they should have realized that there is something fishy going on
The disruptions due to Joe gaining perks are being written off as being due to March and since Joe made the precog blocker he hasn't done anything major other than go to the rock when asked to so it isn't obvious yet. That's also why he's waiting for the nine to get to the bay's doorstep so that his actions fit their expectations and any path disruptions from it will probably be blamed on Jack once the truth of his power comes out.
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I've had a rough couple of weeks without much time to write, but thankfully things have recently calmed down for me. I'm going to be taking an extra day to get the chapter finished and it will be shorter than I would have liked, but I'd prefer that to a longer delay. My apologies for the short notice. I'm hoping that going forward things stay calm enough to avoid these kinds of delays.
Narsauce
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S'all good there Lord. We'll be waiting, and I hope the coming weeks are good for you.
Shit, Murphy. Time to slam my face into the conveniently placed 2x4 that I have near my desk for this very reason.
BoredMan
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It feels weird not seeing the headdesk guy. He was rather rude but I think I'll miss him.
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I already thankful that we will get a chapter this week 
. today or tomorrow that will cheer my week
and if another week instead, then it will cheer that week^^. So, no worry.
. today or tomorrow that will cheer my week and if another week instead, then it will cheer that week^^. So, no worry.
what even happened to him?
Ate an infraction back in September and hasn't responded to a delay announcement since.
He sacrificed himself so no one else had to.
too not get reported for short response. how does everyone think joe would do in 40k of he wasn't instantly corrupted
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First response would probably be an oohhhh as he realizes what's going on with the skull lab.
Second response would be to land on a uninhabited planet and put some cosmic gloves and make sort of magic singularity shaped like a sewing needle to weave the fabric of reality back into shape.
Then make some bug spray and go after the space locusts.
Then… we'll you get the point. It's not like anyone could stop him.
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I know that there will be some that won't like this suggestion but if it might help, you DO know that you can take a break if it helps. Before worrying about your self imposed schedule, please remember to take care of yourself. We can wait.
There are alot of rolls i've forgotten many
Yeah it does feel weird. I mean he posted "*headdesk* can't be helped" every delay announcement for atleast the last 1mil words of content, until he got threatened with a threadban for also being a dick.
Narsauce
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To be fair, I'm not headdesking. I'm acting in such a way to… hopefully prevent Murphy from hearing my words and exacting some cruel irony on Lord.
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I'd imagine it would be as simple as making a "no trespassing" sign using simple scientific and sticking it into the soil of a planet to keep any Warp incursions out. Then go find some blackstone pylons, reverse engineering powers activate, deploy broadly until Warp is closed up nice and tight.
The imperium will hate this, as it means they lose their FTL method, but they were never going to get along anyway. Some Transformers gateways should resolve some of the logistics problems caused by losing FTL trade and coms, while not allowing the further spread of the Imperium until Joe deems them ready to be given back the keys via some other FTL method.
Maybe chat with the Necrons, give them what they want so they'll stop being so angry, I'm sure they'd like flesh bodies back, and Joe's got experience with that, plus being able to help with the whole souls thing.
He could offer the Eldari sanctuary in the workshop/small planet to protect their souls while he deals with the whole warp thing. And if they try anything, they end up in his auto-jail and are Fiat locked up until Joe says otherwise. Plus if they die and are pious enough, their souls will just stay there.
I'm dubious if you can actually stop the buggos by anything other than annihilation. Maybe some kind of galaxy spanning attention diversion charm to get them to just go elsewhere? That or have a little chat with the gestalt mind (if there is such a thing) about maybe settling down in this nice little pocket dimension full of stuff to eat. All that failing, Joe has plenty of ways to deal with them IMO.
The Orks would LOVE to get set up with some kind of Valhalla situation like Joe can provide via his divine domain. They get their own pocket planet/dimension where they can 'ave a proppa foight' every day, die and end up in the workshop, then get in the que for transmigration back into the fighting world. I'm sure Fleet could provide endless enemies 'fer crumpin' and improve his tactics and coordination abilities along the way.
Plenty of room for fun little stories without much chances of Joe not being successful eventually.
Considering how "extra" Joe's powers force him to be — posing, blessing of Aphrodite, etc, etc — I would half-expect Joe's entry into 40k to spontaneously cause Slaanesh to implode and hand over their mantle as Chaos God of Excess. With Tybalt doing the same to Khorne.
The real question then is whether the rest of the Celestial Forge follow, for Survey to replace Tzeentch too…
(Tybalt, of course, is fiat-backed to follow Joe, as a Forge-granted Companion)
The real question then is whether the rest of the Celestial Forge follow, for Survey to replace Tzeentch too…
(Tybalt, of course, is fiat-backed to follow Joe, as a Forge-granted Companion)