Canis
Shoulder Puppy
- Location
- United States
O.O
It all makes sense now, Lilith is Tweety and Adam is Sylvester!
...I have no idea what I'm talking about. It sounds funny though. Right?
Advice and Trust [NGE]
It all makes sense now, Lilith is Tweety and Adam is Sylvester!
...I have no idea what I'm talking about. It sounds funny though. Right?
The Darkness
Certified multiversal ass-kicker
- Location
- Minding my own business in all of the multiverse
Rei: ".....back rubs?"
Kaworu: ":-3 ?"
And there goes Kaworu, he will be missed..... maybe ...... probably ..... I don' t know.
And finally, after all this time, I can say, Strypgia, I freaking love your story and I will follow it till it' s ending, continue champ.
Ranma-sensei
Sorcerer
- Location
- Citrix Receiver
- Pronouns
- Weatherdependent
*weeps for Strypgia*
Rei: ".....back rubs?"
Kaworu: ":-3 ?"
Everyone except maybe Turning Decidable missed a critical part of that possibility. Arael's mind ray burns out Tabris, leaving just poor, innocent, defenseless Kaworu. Without that part, he's not a threat to the world at large, although he did have a funny expression on his face when he looked at Shinji. Since Asuka would have to take out a mortgage to cover the dry cleaning bill for everyone within a mile or so if he ever made a move on Shinji. Ergo, in order to protect her friends' OTP status, Rei must forgo the Isafreal Special and divert the former Angel of Free Will's... uh will.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Rei: *calls Asuka* Asuka! The angel made Kaworu cute!!!
Asuka: *hangs up* *turns to Shinji* Kensuke should never explained prank calls to Rei.
Rei:.... Hello?
Comedy Omake #34 - Rei Phones A Friend
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
Somewhere, deep in the labs of the Geofront, a new sort of experiment was being performed: Is it possible for two women to canoodle in Ritsuko Akagi's office chair? The experimental protocol was proceeding smoothly (with a few giggles), when the phone rang.
Her death glare proving inadequate to cause the phone to explode into flames, and the ringing persisting, Ritsuko reluctantly removed her hand from where it had so happily been pushing back the boundaries of *cough* science and picked up the receiver. She did not say anything. Anyone who had this number had to have a good reason for calling, and would know who the only person who would pick it up would be.
There was several seconds of silence before a soft, cool voice spoke. "Doctor Akagi?"
Ritsuko blinked. Rei had never called this number before. She knew it, sure, but... well, after the help Rei had given her after Unit-00's berserking, she could hardly just hang up on the girl. "Yes, Rei? What is it?"
"...is your refrigerator running?"
Ritsuko blinked, and shot a look at the biosample chillers in her lab. "...Yes?"
"Maybe you should go catch it, before it gets away." Click.
Ritsuko stared at the phone. "What."
"Ritsuko-sempai? Who was that?"
"Maya, did you put hallucinogens in my coffee this morning? Or press 'Sequence Bravo-69' on the medical tank when I was unconscious?"
This begs the question, is there a Sequence Charlie-69?
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
One minute later, Rei looked like the canary that ate the cat.Rei: ".....back rubs?"
Kaworu: ":-3 ?"
...wait.
Lewd.
Number6
Unrepentant Like Addict
- Location
- The Village, Scotland
And what does it say about Ritsuko's college years if she designed the tank to have, uh, "recreational purposes"?
Turing Decidable
𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕗
- Location
- Belgium
- Pronouns
- He/Him
If it's any consolation, I only meant to imply that Rei finally made good on her threats.
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
Hey, she's admitted to dating women and a one-night fling with Misato, and she used to hang out with Miss 'I AM The Party!' Katsuragi on a regular basis. I'm betting Ritsuko's college years were a little wild.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
"Uh... I just used the spices you told me to."
"Maya, show me."
Rits found herself staring blankly at the container Maya brought back.
"Maya... that's not spice. That's Gendo's medications."
Maya gave the item a closer look.
"This is nothing bu-"
"I know, who do you think supplies the bastard?"
Maya shrugged.
"So the walls are, in fact, not actually melting?"
"That's about as likely as you actually having a second head, Maya."
"... wanna go back to snogging?"
"Like I ever want to stop."
Schpoonman
They call me the Bord of Lays
- Location
- United States
Rei: ".....back rubs?"
Kaworu: ":-3 ?"
I'm currently replaying Tales of Xillia and I JUST saw a skit last night where Rowen (esteemed 65-year-old former military commander) tries to get a back massage from Milla (smoking hot 20-year-old whose attire is only legally called such). She describes her massage as bathing Rowen's back in fire (to increase blood flow) and then following it up with a localized earthquake (to massage out the knots).
Or that would be what she would do if she had access to the Great Spirits of fire and earth at that point. She was going to use her own combat artes to... Improvise. Best massage, or best massage?
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
WTF, that is hilarious. Got a Link?
Schpoonman
They call me the Bord of Lays
- Location
- United States
I do not, unfortunately. Consider this a cheesy attempt to get people to play my favorite RPG series. People do upload the skits to YouTube in droves (found one guy who was doing them in 15-minute blocks), but I'm on my phone and didn't want to spend the extra time sorting through them.
- Location
- The Midlands.
You'd think someone whose time at university was as colourful as Misato likes to claim hers were would have noticed Rei was showing signs of being on the ol' Special K, or rather its modern successors.
Dmol8
The Undead Unhinged Lunatic of the Web
- Location
- Belgrade,Serbia
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
I get that most people like the Fleetwood Mac version the best, but I actually like the version in the Dishonored 2 trailer the best. Do you know where I can find that version?
Dmol8
The Undead Unhinged Lunatic of the Web
- Location
- Belgrade,Serbia
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
She did a cover of the song, but this is either another singer or a remix of that cover. Thank you for the info all the same.
Comedy Omake #35 - Rei Phones Another Friend
Kozou Fuyutsuki picked up his phone with a sigh. Now what? he wondered.
"Subcommander?"
"Yes, Rei, what is it?"
"Is your refrigerator running?"
After less than a beat, the old fox answered, "No. I have it tied down so it won't get away."
Rei was silent for a long moment before saying, "Oh. Good." And she hung up.
Kozou smiled wickedly. "A hundred years too young, girl.."
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
I am suddenly highly tempted to have Advice & Trust Fuyutsuki to be strongly modeled on EvAbridged Fuyutsuki, and be concerned with nothing but giving no fucks and making snarky jokes.
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
Hey guys, guess what!
Instrumentalitea!
And yes, this has inspired an omake - currently writing. Sorry Ranma, HPATMOTP will have to wait...
Instrumentalitea!
And yes, this has inspired an omake - currently writing. Sorry Ranma, HPATMOTP will have to wait...
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