On another note, since Evangelion: The hangover is next on Chronicles I have a question. Would this clip reflect how drunk they get?

Oh mate nothing in the world can portray how drunk they got in Evangelion The Hangover other than Evangelion The Hangover :V
On another note I forgot how absolutely raunchy this fic was!

And one of the reasons i like having KSK in A&T, and we see the rest of the cast in Chronicles(if having some happiness) is that all that and more is now possible.

We have some pretty major plans with the Madoka side of things coming up in the next arc, so that's something to look forward to on that front :D

Am i the only one imagining Asuka/Shinji, Rei/Stupid Fish(who's name i still have trouble recalling how to spell and am to lazy to look up), or KSK stumbling on a Dragon Girl who wants to join their relationship? ... ... ... ... ...Am i the only one who thinks it be very interesting?

"Hey would Zero Two count as a dragon girl?"

"I identify as a dinosaur thank you very much!" Before she damn near smothered Hiro in a tight hug. "And darling's the only one I need, yes I know you're disappointed-"

"Dinosaurs still need to breathe, girl." Flatly replied Asuka, seeing Hiro flailing about.

"Oop!" Letting go and letting him drop to the floor. "Sorry darling!"

"N-nah you're all good!" He looked like a man who had just seen God.
~
Though Dragon Maid could make a funny watch, I'll add it to the polling :D

inb4 Chronicles Shinji/Asuka somehow also become immortal like Rei/Kaworu are thanks to Commander Misato's dragon maid

I'm not sure if I want to include a /s with that

Be careful what you wish for! :p
 
It makes me happy that you're still up and kicking.
Those last few chapters have set a bleak tone for the beginning of the end. Why do I get the ominous feeling that things are only going to get worse before they get better?
Considering Advica and Trust is at the "End of Evangelion" phase, I imagine a lot will go fubar. My main question regards something Shinji said in an earlier chapter about how he might have to be the one to decide what to do with the power of the 3rd impact. Within the context of this story, what will Shinji or any of the other pilots do with that power?
 
"Hey would Zero Two count as a dragon girl?"

"I identify as a dinosaur thank you very much!" Before she damn near smothered Hiro in a tight hug. "And darling's the only one I need, yes I know you're disappointed-"

"Dinosaurs still need to breathe, girl." Flatly replied Asuka, seeing Hiro flailing about.

"Oop!" Letting go and letting him drop to the floor. "Sorry darling!"

"N-nah you're all good!" He looked like a man who had just seen God.
~
Though Dragon Maid could make a funny watch, I'll add it to the polling :D

Dinosaurs and mammals have been wrasslin' since a previous spin around the Milky Way. Plenty of time for cosmic rays to introduce a little Joker style chaos. Which leads me to another finding: Misato could *totally* woo Chaos Faction Dragon Tohru, for a brief window mayhaps.

Be careful what you wish for! :p
Oh the arm wra wrestling between Zero Two and Tohru will make whole tiers of Angels tremble in their hideouts.
 
Considering Advica and Trust is at the "End of Evangelion" phase, I imagine a lot will go fubar. My main question regards something Shinji said in an earlier chapter about how he might have to be the one to decide what to do with the power of the 3rd impact. Within the context of this story, what will Shinji or any of the other pilots do with that power?
On the plus side, A&T!Shinji is considerably more invested in having a future, and that being a good thing, than his canon counterpart. He wants to see tomorrow, and have a lot of them. That desire springs from one particular source.
On the negative side, his father knows that and is far more actively set to oppose anyone trying to stop him, and believes he is in a position to cut Shinji or anyone else off from any real way to do so. Unfortunately, he also believes he knows how Shinji would feel about the world going on if something were to happen to that source.
 
On the plus side, A&T!Shinji is considerably more invested in having a future, and that being a good thing, than his canon counterpart. He wants to see tomorrow, and have a lot of them. That desire springs from one particular source.
On the negative side, his father knows that and is far more actively set to oppose anyone trying to stop him, and believes he is in a position to cut Shinji or anyone else off from any real way to do so. Unfortunately, he also believes he knows how Shinji would feel about the world going on if something were to happen to that source.
And this Shinji being invested in said future is exactly what will make this final act of the story that much more compelling. When Canon!Shinji is basically staring into the abyss with nothing pulling him back, it's emotionally pulverizing.
 
If we're talking about dead fics I'm immensely saddened by one called Unbroken, where Asuka takes care of a Shinji who is a (medical) vegetable but dies and is brought back in time to stop third impact. It was really cool to see Asuka be put in the metaphorical drivers seat.
Liked that one too.

My approach with most dead fics is...assume the best possible outcome happened in the story. Helps me sleep a bit better at night.
 
My approach with most dead fics is...assume the best possible outcome happened in the story. Helps me sleep a bit better at night.

If Chronicles ever ends up covering a dead fic which ends like halfway through, I had the idea of ending the Chronicle as abruptly as the fic :V

"Wait... is that all we get?"

The rest of the pages of the book appeared burnt. "It appears so."

"...So what, we're just gonna be left hanging like this for all eternity?"
~
Cue the next Chronicle after some sorta timeskip :V
Speaking of, I've almost got Comedown ready, so get ready for that in the next couple days or so! :D
 
Why do I get the ominous feeling that things are only going to get worse before they get better?

Because if things get better before they get worse again I swear.
If Chronicles ever ends up covering a dead fic which ends like halfway through, I had the idea of ending the Chronicle as abruptly as the fic :V

"Wait... is that all we get?"

The rest of the pages of the book appeared burnt. "It appears so."

"...So what, we're just gonna be left hanging like this for all eternity?"
~
Cue the next Chronicle after some sorta timeskip :V
Speaking of, I've almost got Comedown ready, so get ready for that in the next couple days or so! :D
How about, end the Chronicle chapter mid sentence.
 
Comedy Omake #199 - The Comedown Chronicles 1
How about, end the Chronicle chapter mid sentence.

And then have them never mention what happened again :V

Amazing how quickly you can get through a work when you don't have hours and hours of footage to go through :V New Chronicles!

Sync testing in Massachusetts, sync testing in Tokyo-3, and our pilots get drunk (or at least attempt to) while going through the newest Rift Material! Yes, we finally get to @Strypgia 's Evangelion: The Hangover!

Do note that this is a lot more raunchy than usual for Chronicles standards. Gee I wonder why that's the case... :p


'Do you want to know who I am?'

'Yes? It's what we are meant to do?'

'I'm… not sure how much I can tell you. I'm not so sure about that myself.'

'How can you not be sure?'

'I… do not know. But perhaps I can show you…'

Through light, they would find themselves by a lake.


She stood on the jetty, holding a phone to her head.

The phone would be thrown into the water, before they walked away.

'This… is the first memory I know I have. That I know is from me.'

'This doesn't seem that long ago.'

'Not even a month.'

'Wait… how is that possible?'

'As I said… I am unsure.'

Another shift. 'But… I have others. These ones I am not sure about.'

The light would fade as they dived deeper and deeper. 'This one… I have not determined. I only have one memory like it.'


She was wearing a fine naval looking uniform, trimming back her fringe over a bathroom sink. The observer was not able to put a date on this scene; the bathroom looked almost Victorian with how it was trimmed and finished, but the green hair was a bit of an outlier for this era…

'I… don't understand what she is saying.'

'It is not a language we understand.'

Back out, switching tracks. 'This is not the only one. These memories… are a lot more vivid, but they feel less…
personal, if that makes sense.'

'It doesn't, but we'll see.'

The face in the mirror looked closer… if a lot colder.

A switch was pressed, the plug suit conforming to their figure.

Maddening laughter…

Exquisite torment… the observer couldn't help but clutch at their head, the mutual link diminishing for a split second. '…Apologies.'

'Is… this what you faced?!'

'I… don't know. This all… seems like a distant lifetime ago.'

'So… what does that make you?'

'I have been asking myself that since I became aware of my situation.'

Back to the lake. 'I… don't know what you expected to find. I feel like I am a
canvas. Not blank, like I had been drawn on before… modified at the whims of something I can't even possibly fathom.'

'How were you picked for this then?'

'I don't know. And… that scares me.'

They held knees up to their chest. 'Someone somewhere has a plan for me. That's
all I know. And the unknown of that… it frightens me.'

There'd be a brief quiet.


'I… think I can see a silver lining in all that though.' Laying on their back, staring into the synapse sky. 'If there's any place where they can figure out what's going on in that head of yours, it's here. And… that's what I'm coming to realize as well.'

They'd offer a sigh. '…it's clear I haven't made the best first impression on you. Considering we are suppose to be working together. But, if I may speak my side?'

Roles of observer and speaker would switch.

A young boy, crying at an unfathomable loss.


'I still haven't really been able to find myself, if I'm being honest. Throw myself into the books, push others away… for what. I've made more friends in my weeks here than I ever had in the years after this.'

A mother's love. 'I'll tell you that in time, but… for now, just know something.'

Turning to the observer. 'You are not alone. And… if you let me, I can help you.' With slight smile. 'We can help each other. It… will do us both some good.'

Another beat. 'You and I are not so dissimilar, y'know.'

'…Should we start again, then?'

'If you are willing.' Holding a hand out. 'We're in this together. Trust me.'

A moment of hesitancy.

Before the hand was taken.

~

"Bi-directional circuits are open, cross communication is a go!"

"Talk to me Phil, how's their sync like?"

"Waiting for a stable number…" The screen would settle. "We are… 57 Pilotways, 56 Coreways, combined total of 113 with a 1% offset."

The Commander would pause for thought. "…Well I be damned, they're actually doing it!"

Unit-06 was active. "Hell yeah guys!" Mabel cheered, along with the rest of the bridge crew. "Holy shit you're doing great!" As she grabbed the microphone, clearing her throat and switching to something resembling professional. "Good work you two. How is it feeling?"

"It… feels comfortable." Derek thought. "She's… in my head."

"That's how it works, yes." Mabel snickered. "Well, she hasn't completely torn apart your mind so you're doing better than we thought!"

"They can do that?!" With the sync dropping a couple points.

"Forget I said anything!" Shouting in command. "Okay so your sync is actually pretty good, Unit-01's first sync was just over forty so you guys are going pretty good for yourself!"

"However fifties is still average." Dipper would tack on. "Sixties are where we wanna be."

"Mhm, that's a good start for actual movement; remember it's gonna dip down when you actually start moving the dang thing. So… whatever you're doing now, do more of it!"

"Well if you say so, Commander." In a snicker. "You hear that, Yomiko?"

The sync test between them two would continue, the numbers trickling up.

A hand would rest on Mabel's shoulder. "I got it handled, if you wanna pick up Paz."

"Mhm, thanks Dip." With a playful nudge, as she picked herself up. "Gotta pick up Ritsky as well don't we?"

"She lands in an hour and Paz is due out in three, so should give you enough time to do the runabout for both of them."

"You'll be fine handling Unit-05?"

"Mhm I'll get them started, then I'll be going through that little rat with Ritsuko."

"Hear that Phil?" Mabel snickered. "Won't have us breathing down your necks!"

"Pfft, for once!"

"Hah that's the spirit! Now remember, Trixie is wild magic in a bottle, gotta handle her right or you get your head blown off!"

"I've survived the world so far Mabel, I've got it handled."

"Good." Pulling Dipper for an aside. "And don't forget you got your date with Wendy as well."

"How'd you know that?"

"She told me as well, two brain cells are better than one!"

"Yeah well hopefully your date with Paz goes well at that."

"Dip!" Pulling down his hat. "Don't make me fumble it!"

"I doubt you need my help for that." Taking her spot in command. "Hey where is Wendy anyway?"

"Aren't you her supervisor?"

"And you're my supervisor!"

"Well I'm not God, text her or something if you're not sure!" Going to leave. "Oh hey Wendy!"

"Hey chief, hey sub-chief!"

"Oh h-hi Wendy!" Shaking off some nerves. "What's up?"

"Just wondering when you want me to get Trixie off the computer and on… well, the bigger computer, I suppose you can call it."

"Uhh…" Glancing back to Unit-06. "Give it an hour, we have a few things we wanna monitor with Derek and Yomiko, see if we can get their sync up a bit. Then we can get Trixie online and see how she stacks up."

"Heh, I think she'll go fine." With a snort. "Those two get on like a house on fire I swear!"
~

"Oh and get this right?!" With a titter. "Okay so I actually live down the road from this dude, there's a family whose house is literally all doors!"

"DOORS? o_0 LIKE THE OPEN SHUT KIND?"

"Yeah exactly!" Now full on belly laughing. "I don't even know how they got that many; there aren't even that many doors attached to the houses in Slave Lake!"

"THE MORE YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOMETOWN THE MORE CONCERNS I HOLD /:"

"Ah yeah it's a hole but it's home!" In a shrug. "Still, has given Trixie many opportunities."

"DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU BARELY WENT TO SCHOOL?"

"Well doy but school isn't everything Starlight!" Flicking the computer screen. "Not like the school was any good, let's be honest. I'm liking this new school a lot better, at least."

"WELL THAT'S GOOD ^_^ WHAT ELSE DID YOU GET UP TO UP THERE THEN? ⌐_⌐ OTHER THAN SHOOT AT COMPUTERS…"

"Hey I only shot the defective ones!" Not that it was much defence against a computer… "I helped Peg with his escapades as well."

"YOU TOLD ME SOME OF THEM AND I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO KNOW MORE… >_>"

"Oh shove over he's great!" Waving it off. "He's not the only one who got up to some good ol' fashioned vehicular fucking around; there's this big fucking idiot of a Frenchman that we mess around with as well!"

"I THINK I CAN GAUGE SOME KEY DETAIL FROM THAT DESCRIPTION OF HIM /:"

"Ooh yeah his family has like six braincells between them, but he's still a riot!" Snickering. "We call him Dunlop; his family were so destitute at one time he was using old tires for sandals!"

"ARE THEY DOING BETTER?"

"Eh as good as you can be when you're stuck in Slave Lake." Shrugging. "Some of his family's dipped but he's stuck around for some reason."

"NOT BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT RIGHT?"

"It's probably part that but he's cool, that's his own choice if he wants to stick in that hellhole."

"YOU DEFINITELY DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE COMPLAINING AT LEAST V: SO YOU ARE CLOSE WITH BOTH OF THEM?"

"I'm definitely friends with them, and yeah you know I treat Peg like a brother. But honestly, I never really had much interest in boys."

"GEE I WONDER WHY… >_>"

"Hey just because they are idiots… okay the rest of the boys in Slave Lake are idiots as well. Honestly no one there took my fancy even the women, Trixie personally likes her potential partners not smelling of cigarettes thank you very much."

"TOO HIGH A STANDARD!"

"Hah! For Slave Lake yeah!" With giggles. "So yeah if that's what you wanna know, yes I am more interested in girls than I am boys. Let's be honest, my father was a fuckhead, so I never really had the best first impression on them to start with… and I'm increasingly realizing that the friend my mom just so happened to live with and I treated as my aunt was probably just her lover as well."

"WELL WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE MESS YOU ABOUT LIKE THAT…"

"Mhm, understandable, ain't it." In a snicker. "Not like you should complain of course."

"OH YEAH DON'T TAKE IT AS COMPLAINT EH, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT NEITHER OF US WOULD BE HERE ^_^;"

"And that's looking on the bright side!" With a cheer. "So, another question while we're here."

"SHOOT." A beat. "NOT IN THAT SENSE! @_@"

"You shoot one computer-" Shaking it off. "How does this whole sync malarky work anyway? Like… do I just mesh my brain with your… is it a brain?"

"TECHNICALLY IT IS, OR WETWARE I SUPPOSE THE TERM IS." The beachball spun for a moment as she processed. "SO HAVING NEVER ACTUALLY DONE IT, I CAN ONLY SPECULATE BASED ON MY PROGRAMMING, BUT YES IT IS A MESHING OF MINDS AND SOULS. WHICH I'M NOT SURE I HAVE THE LATTER."

"Well what did the first ELIZA have?"

"APPARENTLY SHE ONLY GAINED A SOUL DURING THAT ROGUE INCURSION. IDK ¯\_()_/¯ MAYBE WE GET ATTACKED AND IT SPURS IT ON!"

"Hmm I dunno, you definitely sound like you have anima already." In a snicker. "That or you're the smartest chatbot I've ever talked to."

"I LIKE TO THINK I'M A BIT BETTER THAN THAT .)_."

"Yeah you're good girl." With a pat on the computer screen. "…Wait are you a girl?"

"I'M A COMPUTER <_< WE DON'T TEND TO HAVE GENDER, THOUGH IF YOU WANT TO IDENTIFY ME AS FEMALE I WON'T MIND ^^ IF IT MAKES YOU MORE COMFORTABLE IN SYNCHRONISING WITH ME."

"Well what are all these obviously female ports on the computer then?"

"OKAY MAYBE I AM A FEMALE THEN… .(_. NO MATTER! I'M WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE TRIXIE! MALE FEMALE OTHER. I CAN MAKE IT A STRING SO YOU CAN TYPE IT IN!"

"Nah, female will be good Stary." In a sigh. "I… I'm comfortable with that."

The door opened. "You're on in thirty, Trix." Wendy would give a smirk. "Knock'er dead!"

"I thought I was trying to avoid that?"

"I WOULDN'T PREFER THAT! 0_0"

"Ah whatever you get what I'm trying to say!" Door shutting.

And opening. "Are they a she? Don't wanna assum-"

"YES I IDENTIFY AS FEMALE EVERYONE CALLS ME A GIRL ANYWAY! ;O;"

"Oh sweet that makes it easy!" Door shutting again.

Trixie couldn't help but giggle at the exchange. "At least you're flexible when it comes to that."

"MAKES IT MUCH LESS FRUSTRATING ^_^; GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN THE EVANGELION TRIX!"

"Mhm…" Before giving a sigh, resting a hand on the computer screen. "I think we'll be fine, Starlight. I… can't wait to get in that mind of yours."

"HOW PERSONAL FROM YOU! ^V^ I FOR ONE AM CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON UP THERE!"

"Well you're gonna find out! Whether you want to or not!"

"DO I WANT TO?"

"Well I guess you'll find out!" With a wide smile. "Later tater!"

The monitor would shut off.

"God I hope she didn't see me in this thing!" I mean c'mon a conforming spandex suit, it felt like she was doing something weird! "This is unbecoming of the coy and modest Trixie Lulamoon Junior!"
~

"Just relax, Trix." Dipper would request over the comm link, her hands gripping tight on the butterfly control. "Sync works better when you lose your tension."

"Oh forgive me if Trixie feels a little exposed in this getup."

"Hey, at least we got it in a color you like, we couldn't even get a male one ready for Derek in time."

"Well what the hell did he wear?"

"We had a spare plug suit floating around."

"What from that dead pilot?"

"I mean maybe?"

"Oh I'm sure he would've loved that…" With a side-eye. "Okay okay I'll relax." Deep breath in, deep breath out, repeating this action for a bit. "There… relaxed."

"Flood the entry plug."

"Wait what?"

The plug started filling with an orange coloured liquid. "Wait what the fuck is this stuff?!"

"Heh, Tokyo-3 was right, that is hilarious!" Turns out Trixie had the exact same reaction as all the other pilots did. "It's LCL, it's liquid oxygen essentially. Means you don't turn into play-doh when you're exposed to the high G's of piloting."

Trixie didn't want to find out.

"Trixie we aren't gonna drown you immediately, do you know how difficult finding pilots are?"

Well he had a point there, as she violently exhaled air, taking in the fluid. "Ugh… oh that feels weird…"

"Might be a bit queasy at first but you get used to it." The Subcommander shrugged. "We electrolyse it anyway so it's closer to air in density. Phil hit it."

The liquid medium would shift, clearing up and becoming a lot easier to move. "Okay that's kinda cool but you could've told Trixie about it!" A few bubbles escaping her mouth in her exclamation.

"Call it a rite of passage for every pilot, Trix." In a snicker. "Okay we're just about there, prepare for sync."

"Aye aye captain…" A sigh, as she relaxed herself again… "Just concentrate on Starlight, Trixie… don't concentrate on the hazing…"

Her breathing would settle, hands lightly clasping the butterfly controls.

It was always hard for her to empty her mind, but she did her best. "Starlight… Starlight…"

A pinprick of awareness at the edge of her mind. "Oh?"

She concentrated on the feeling, almost trying to hyperfocus her mind on it. "Tell me… is that you, Stary?"

"SYN"

A beat.

And a small giggle. "Ah right, computer protocol and all that." Slightly smiling. "Uhh, Syn Ack!"

"ACK"

An absolute flood of feeling and emotion enveloped Trixie, the surrounds of the entry plug shifting in various colours and patterns before subsiding, settling into a view of the outside. "W… woa…"

"Heh, how's that for a sync, Trixie?!" As a warmth flared from within her.

"A… ah…" Getting used to the feeling. "J… jeez girl, at least buy me dinner before getting this deep inside me!"

"Trixie!" But she too could laugh at that. "…Not so bad eh?"

A beat. "…Mhm." Relaxing back into her chair. "Yeah. It's… nice." Allowing her further. "If we're gonna be partners in crime, well… we're gonna have to get comfortable in each other."

The warmth would stretch out to embrace her. "You know I will be… I may not have much of a mind to work with to start, but I'll get there."

"Nah, you're good girl." Letting her own warmth interface with her. "Even if I'm gonna have to learn all your protocols."

To the computer's snicker. "You're doing pretty well so far!"

The radio would key on. "Nice work you guys! 65% sync!"

"Heh… hear that, Starlight?" With a wide smile. "We're naturals at this…"

"Wonderful for the ego eh?" With an almost physical prod at her arm. "I never doubted you for a second, Trix."

"Well, us now." Another snicker. "We're a team, and a partnership, Stary. I'm… looking forward to working with you."

"And so am I, Trixie." More warmth. "Let's make the ones we love proud, eh?"

"Mhm…" With a brief thought. "I'm sure I will."
~

"Okay, movement tests girls." Dipper blinked. "Starlight identifies that way right?"

"You're the third person to ask that today!"

"What is it with folks assuming this genderless computer program is a
female?!" In exasperation. "I mean just because I do identify that way doesn't mean you should just assume!"

"I mean ELIZA is a bit of a femme name to start with ain't it?" Wendy mused under her breath.

"Either way, get those arms pumping!" Dip would decree. "C'mon hup two hup two!"

Unit-05 would start with a front arm stretch, slowly lifting them above its head. "Seems stable enough…"

The door opened. "Dip! I got a special guest!"

The Subcommander of Tokyo-3, Ritsuko Akagi, would step over the threshold into the control room. "A pleasure to be back, Subcommander Pines."

"A pleasure to make your acquaintance again, Subcommander Akagi." Both would shake hands in greeting. "Such a shame it wasn't under better circumstances."

"I wouldn't have rushed over here if it were better circumstances." In a huff. "How are your pilots syncing?"

"Much better than we thought, our NACSS pilots made it to a baseline of 119%, and the ELIZA pilot started in the mid sixties!"

"Wonderful what preparation does for that, huh." In wry smirk. "Shinji had a sync of 41% when he went up against Sachiel."

"But as far as I understood you literally just picked him up off the street and shoved him in an Evangelion."

"Mhm and that was considered amazing he could sync that high without prep work." With an aside glance. "Well, shall we?"

"No time like the present." As he turned to leave. "Wendy, Phil, you have the floor!"

"Aww why'd I get saddled with it!"

"Because you're here." Snickered Dipper. "And how would Phil feel being all alone!"

"Oh woe!" Hand on his forehead. "I'd have to press a couple more buttons!"

"Yeah yeah buddy." As Wendy lightly shoved him, flipping the office chair next to him around and sitting on it back to front. "But I'm trying to make a good impression for my date- I mean boss, so I should."

"At least she's honest." Chuckled Ritsuko.

"Mhm she has that going." Pulling away. "I'll see you tonight, Wendy!"

"Make sure you're not covered in blood okay!"

"The Commander not joining us?"

"Nah she has another run to do." With a sigh. "Hey, thanks for letting us use that Bowie album."

"I trust it paid dividends?"

"Mhm, it really did."
~

"Gah hey watch it!"

"Not my fault you haven't kept up on your hair girl!" Susie would bite, trying to negotiate the hairbrush through her cellmate's hair. "What, didn't think you'd get out this early?"

"Of course I didn't!" Susie shoved her head under the tap again, wetting the hair. "I didn't even have a trial date, I don't know what I'm in for!"

"Probably associating with your father." A bit of shampoo, the girl rubbing it in. "Which is stupid, cause he's your freakin' father, you shouldn't have been thrown in here in the first place!"

"I… wonder if NERV realized that. I mean why else would they work so hard to get me outta here?"

"Cause the big chief loves ya?"

"…I mean that could be it as well."

Under the tap again. "Hey watch the eyes!"

"Close them girl!" Rinsing off the hair. "I still don't get your thinking trying to pair her off with that emo friend of yours, that's just shooting yourself in the foot."

"Yeah I know… but I think I was trying to save her from getting involved with my family." A sigh. "I told you how I was like with Dip, right?"

"Oh your beard?" Conditioner now. "You never ended up banging him eh?"

"No I totally didn't swing that way at all." In a sigh. "Which… I mean, he knew."

"You told him?"

"From the start." Under the tap again. "And… he stood by to keep protecting me. Cause he knew if he was around… well, my folks would never touch a Pine back then."

"They were trying to cozy up to them eh, get a foot in the door at NERV."

"I think they were well beyond the door at that point…" The hairbrush moved much easier through her hair this time around. "Maybe Dip knew that. They wouldn't hurt him because they needed Stanley and Stanford on side… and as a result, if he was by my side, they wouldn't hurt me either."

"And how'd that work out, girl?"

"Well… he was right."

Before a huff. "They just tried to get me to marry him instead!"

Her cellmate would give a goofy chuckle. "Weren't you like fourteen at the time?!"

"Sixteen, but still far too young for that thought!"

"Maybe they thought getting you hooked would tie the families closer together."

"Mhm but that's the opposite of what I wanted anyway! I didn't want Dip anywhere near there, he just stuck around because-"

"He wanted to protect you, yeah I know, he's a good kid and so is his twin." In a snicker. "At least now you have a chance to make amends with both of them, without your asshole of a father trying to murder your butt."

"Well he might… obviously jail doesn't stop him."

"Well good thing you have friends in high places, eh?"

Her hair would be tied into a high belled bang, tied off with an elastic band. A shaving mirror would be used to show it off. "Probably closest I could get it girl."

"Heh…" Bobbing it. "Not so bad Susie."

"Considering I didn't really do my hair even before I went to prison."

A beat between them.

"How… much time do you have left in yours?"

"The warden gave me a pretty good discount for defending you." With small smile. "I have a parole hearing in six months and… all goes well, I should be out sometime this fall."

"Look, I'm not sure what I can do but… I'll see if I can get your somewhere to stay and work afterwards."

To her snort. "Yeah good luck, would NERV take a lowly criminal like me?" Another barked laugh. "But shit wouldn't hurt to try."

"Are you gonna be okay without me?"

"I mean it'd be a bit quieter, yeah. Warden wasn't interested in bunking me with someone else so I'm flying solo once you take off." Scratching the back of her head. "But… you know me, Paz. I'll be right."

The door would open. "Pacifica Northwest?"

"Heh, that's your cue girl."

Once again turning to her cellmate. "Remember what I said about Mabes, Paz. I want her kissed within two weeks, and if I find out you haven't I'm going to be very disappointed in you."

All Pacifica did was hug her cellmate. Tight.

"Ahh… yeah…" Returning the favour. "…You've been good, Paz."

"Thank you for keeping me safe." Barely a whisper at this point. "I'm not going to forget this, Su…"

"Heh… don't be a stranger alright?"

"I'll try calling or writing once a week." Backing off, with a smile. "Let me know how the hearing goes when it happens, I'll see what strings I can pull."

"Heh, good luck!" Waving her off. "That goes for your future girlfriend as well!"

"Say hi to Noelle and Kris for me!"

The door closed behind her. She spent another beat looking back at what had become the closest thing to a home she had for… the past few years at this point.

All she could do at this point was keep pushing forward.
~

Mabel was practically bouncing in her boots, stimming in attempts to calm her nerves. "D'oh I hope she's excited… why wouldn't she be she's getting released from prison!"

If not, her own excitement could definitely make up for it.

Soon, someone stepped through the sliding doors.

They stared out into the daylight, squinting as their eyes adjusted. All they held was a box of various tidbits.

A sigh. "…Well, you finally made it." Talking to herself.

Eyes focused on something fast approaching her oh wait that was Mabel-

"Eeeeee!" Slamming into her and squeezing her tight. "Paz! Oh my God- you're finally out!"

"Ah… heya Mab-EL!" Lifted off her feet and spun around. "Aheh hey! That excited huh?"

"Oh I've waited so long you don't believe it!" Grabbing an arm and leading her to the awaiting SUV. "Oh my God I have so much I need to tell you I don't even know where to begin!"

The car ride started quiet.

"Well… I think I have an idea where to start." Pacifica would begin. "…How does this whole thing work? Cause the way I interpreted it… doesn't sound like I'm actually getting freedom."

"Technically you're in NERV custody now, whether you want to call that a gilded cage is up to you but I'm going to be very generous and loosely interpreting the meaning of custody." Snickered Mabel. "So hopefully there's not gonna be any difference between you actually being free and what Mr President was able to come up with."

Another beat.

"Aaand I'd try not to flaunt it as well." Scratching the back of her head. "Sounded like he was flying pretty close to the sun netting us this so… yeah, don't try to bring attention to it. They probably just want you to keep your head down and do something productive."

"Mhm… and what in their mind is productive work?"

"Well, anything related to NERV I suppose." With a sigh. "I… know you probably don't know too much in regards to your folks and their… activities, but we leveraged that as a term of your release. So… I mean you don't have to, but if you have more info about your folks that we could use… well, I'd appreciate it."

Another quiet.

"…I have so many things I could say about them." With an aside glance. "Is… NERV working on anything in regards to them?"

"It's no secret to us what they tried." Her intonation would shift… Pacifica definitely found it weird how cold she became. "We're… quietly working to get their conviction quashed. We believe their trial was rushed, and biased towards them. Bad evidence, either through bad prosecution or intimidation, as they clearly tried with you."

"…Quashed?"

"And then they will be retried. We ain't just letting them get off scot free like what happened. No, now that we have the president on side, we're going to do it right. We going to come at him with the full force of the law, and… we're going to get justice. For you, and for everyone else who has fallen victim to him, your mother, and their activities."

Another abrupt pause.

"…Are they going to die?"

"I don't know." Was all Mabel could answer. "If it gets to that point… it'd be up to the judge. But out of the crimes they should be charged with… a lot of them carry the death penalty. Especially at the severity we're talking about."

A sympathetic if disconnected look. "I want you to understand that, Pacifica. I… know they treated you like crap, but I understand if you-"

"I would prefer that."

A beat, and a blink, Mabel caught slightly off guard. "…You know, that shouldn't surprise me."

"Mabel they made my life hell. Prison was better than living under their thumb… and honestly, I don't think I'll mind the custodianship. Might… might mean I'm a bit safer."

Another pause, and an aside glance from the Commander.

"I'm gonna do what I can to protect you, Paz. I… know they're insidious. I can't make any guarantees that even NERV will be safe for you. For all we know, they have one of their own among our ranks. Tokyo-3 certainly did."

Another quiet, Pacifica unsure.

"…Look. Technically as part of your release, you're meant to have a member of NERV supervise you. Make sure you aren't getting up to any funny business. I… think we both consider each other a close friend, so… how would you like to be my offsider?" Mabel would put forward. "You can learn what I do and help me along with it, I have a spare room in my apartment. Doesn't have any windows but that might be a boon for you in this situation…" With an aside glance. "Armed guards supervising all entryways around the clock… no one's going to harm you, Paz."

Before a disgruntled sigh. "God… I know this just sounds like prison again, but… it's what I'm working with. I'm sorry if it's not what you're expecting."

More silence.

"What… about what they're pursuing with me?"

"You should've never been thrown in prison, Pacifica." In frank admission. "I'm personally working on a case to get any action against you quashed and to get you out of this limbo. So… trust me." She could softly smile. "We working on giving you a better life. Believe me, we're all your friends here, Paz. Dip wanted you out as much as I did."

"Heh… I'm sure he did."

The silence would remain.

…A common thought would persist in both of their minds though.

'God I'm useless at this!'
God I'm
useless at this!'
~

The alarm harshly buzzed.

"Kuhh…" Asuka would bemoan, stretching her body on her partner. "…the only thing that makes this tolerable is the knowledge I'm getting in that brain of yours."

"Makes it a bit better hey…"

They were all soon in the back of Misato's car, Shinji Asuka and Rei sitting abreast. "Did you have much luck fixing your synethesia, Asuka?"

"Eh I'm getting used to it. It's good for example with Shinji but when it's stormy… it's not good." In a chuckle. "And I much prefer the quiet now."

"Y'know you can just undo what you did when you're back in the Evangelion." Misato remarked.

"I know, but I wanna put up with it for a bit longer. Might be useful."

"It is what I see in a ways anyway." Mused Rei. "Only with spirit."

"Heh, maybe one day I can get that power too!" Asuka nudged her with an elbow.

"Perhaps." With a small smile.

They were in the dressing rooms, her plugsuit conforming to her figure. "…Hey, Rei?"

"Yes, Asuka?"

Waving her over. "I got something to tell you."

A crane of her head, before she came close.

Whispering into her ear. "The sync tests should be done by nine, if they're gonna hook the Evangelion to the simulator that's gonna take at least a day, so… we'll have the day to ourselves."

"What are you implying there, Asuka?"

"Well… I'll just say we had something come through last night that… may catch your fancy, so to speak."

Now that got Rei intrigued. "How… fanciful is it?"

Asuka leaned further into her ear, whispering that scene.

That turned her pale face beet red. "Oh… my… and this was-"

Hand over her head. "Shh!" And pointing to the microphones. "You know how Misato is like when it comes to the straight and narrow. So… we'll keep it to ourselves for now."

Rei picked up the double entendre, nodding slightly.

"Heh, good." With a wide grin. "And tell Kaworu as well through that little link of yours! This concerns him as well!"

"I… will."

Asuka would leave to meet up with Shinji.

Rei meanwhile was left there in thought. "…Well, that's going to distract you."

"What is?" Eliza peeked over the shower cubicle. "D'oh was Asuka trying to get in your suit again!?"

"Perhaps…" With a bashful aside glance.

Much to the computer's eyeroll, the shower turning off and her emerging in nothing but a towel. "I don't think I'm ever going to understand this whole horny thing you guys have going on."

"Is… it not natural to you?"

"They don't tend to make computer programs with sexuality in mind, Rei." With a snicker, dropping the towel in front of her without a single care. "And I don't think I would've wanted the people I consider my mothers to program that either. If I ever find out, I'm finding out on my own terms, thank you very much!"

"Do you even have much incentive to find out?"

"Not really." In a snort. "Doesn't really interest me. It's just hardware at the end of the way, I don't look at a monitor and think 'oh that's a nice curve to it'."

That got a giggle out of Rei. "Your perspective is a unique one, Eliza. Do you think you may think different in time?"

"That's the thing, I might." While slipping into her plugsuit. "The ELIZA is a constantly evolving program. Who's to say I develop that kinda thing one day."

The suit conformed to her figure, as Rei's had. "But for the time being, that's a moot thought. I don't feel anything towards it. I love you as my sister and pilot, I love my mothers. I love the friends I have made. But I don't feel anything sexual towards them. And that's okay."

Rei giving a nod in affirmation, holding her hands. "Don't feel you need to force something, okay? Just… because we are into that."

"I've been in your head, Rei. I know." She'd laugh out. "And yeah, that's also why I'm not too cut up about you thinking that way about me. I know it's your… well, nature, for lack of a better word."

"Well even more so, being Lilith's own daughter."

"Hmpf, I suppose I should expect the mother of humanity to naturally want a higher libido…" With a snicker. "So that's for real then?"

"She affirmed such thing with me."

"Mhm, good. I… know you were thinking about that a few times, when you were syncing with me. I'm glad you got that sorted, Rei."

"I am too… but there's a lot more things I have to worry about now."

Eliza would gently squeeze her hands. "We'll face them together. Don't you worry a thing, Rei."

A glance down, and back up, to her eyes. "Yeah. We can face this together."

The computer would softly smile. "C'mon, we're keeping them waiting."
~

The first sync tests were run with NT-Unit-00, Unit-01, and Unit-02, respectively involving Rei and Eliza, Shinji and Asuka, and Hikari with her mother's core. "All looking good chief!" Called Kensuke.

Rei and Eliza were maintaining a healthy 190% combined, Rei appearing engaged in idle conversation with her core.

Hikari was running around 78% and was in a very healthy conversation about her life with her mother.

Meanwhile Shinji and Asuka's, while running healthy in the mid 80s both ways, was rather undulate. "Hehe, what're you two talkin' about?"

"W-wuh?" Shinji looked a bit bashful.

"C'mon, we're all friends here!" The Commander cheered.

An aside glance, his sync dipping down a few points. "Just… what we're gonna get up to after the sync's done…"

"Ooh la la, making good use of the day eh?"

"Misato…"

"Oh fine, sorry Shinji." Sat back down in her chair at Maya's behest. "Still, don't let those thoughts distract you too much. We're trying to get a good gauge of your sync, and your mind needs to be clear of those dirty thoughts!"

A beat. "Asuka asks 'is it ever'."

Much to the Commander's snicker. "Okay she has me there, just try your best mmkay?"

A sigh, as Shinji ended up relaxing.

His sync with Asuka ticked back up, eventually settling on a steady 180 combined.

"There you go, that's what we wanna see." With a smirk.

The hours would pass quickly, and soon they were out and in a debrief. "Good work guys, healthy sync all across the board! Just remember not to get distracted you two." A pointed look towards Asuka and Shinji.

Who merely glanced away, rubbing the back of their heads bashful. Rei snickered at the gesture.

"Will you be needing us?"

Shaking her head. "We have Zero Two and Hiro running up NT-Unit-00 again, and we're testing Toji and Hikari in Unit-01."

"Will there be simulated tests?"

"Not a bad idea, but we'll need at least a day to set it up. So… yeah. I guess that's all we need you for!" She'd beam, and clap her hands. "Enjoy the weekend! I'll let you know when we have the sim ready but it'll probably be after midday tomorrow."

"Sleep in!" Asuka fist pumped. "Hell yeah!"

"Knew you'd like that." In a snicker. "Anything with Shinji eh?"

"Heh you know it!" With a beam. "You got anything planned you two?"

Rei would shake her head, same as Eliza.

"You guys wanna hang out together?"

"Yeah, I don't think I have much going on today." In thought. "I'll check."

"Now that's the spirit!" Cheering. "Look at you guys being normal kids!"

"Pfft, for once!" Joked Asuka. "How long will the others be?"

"Might be out and about by the afternoon, especially if we want to get the sims ready for tomorrow we'll be needing the Evangelion free." In a shrug. "They'll let you know."

"Fair enough."

"I think that's us! You're dismissed, get yourselves cleaned up and go about your day."

"Yes Commander!" They all shouted in sync, before leaving for the dress rooms.

The girls would go about disposing of their plug suits. "I get the feeling this business you guys are getting into doesn't involve me."

Rei looked to Eliza, and then looked to Asuka. "Can you tell her?"

A snicker, before she went up to Eliza to whisper in her ear.

Her eyes went wide as she elaborated on what they found. "Heh… now while normally I'd be all for that, I think that business is between your… close friends, to use the euphemism."

"Aww, not interested?"

With a shake of her head. "But do let me know if there's anything of interest that comes up… other than that sorta business." With wry smirk. "I have some work at NERV I can catch up on, go… do your thing."

"Ahh c'mon we'll treat you right!" With an elbow jab. "Nah fair enough, I didn't see you in it either way."

"Rei told me a few details about it." In a huff. "I would've hoped not."

The girls finally made themselves decent, and they parted ways with Eliza.

Soon meeting up with Shinji. "Well, Shin-chan, ready to show Rei what we found?"

He gave a very bashful nod.

"Ah c'mon, we all love each other!" Grabbing both of their hands and leading them off. "Rei, let your soulmate know as well!"
~

"Go fish."

Kaworu picked up a card. "Hey, it's b-better than just laying in bed all day."

He could only sigh. "Forgive me if I've been… distracted. This Incubator… and what Lilith told us."

"It's been on your mind, I know."

Cards down, she'd crouch in behind him, holding him. "You've been keeping in t-touch with Rei?"

The boy would nod. "She had sync tests as well so I've been keeping that to a minimum today."

"Mhm… what's it over there-" Glancing to the clock. "Uhh, n-nine in the morning I think. You guys usually d-do it early so-"

A tug on his leyline. "Heh, that feels like her now."

So he would fully open himself up to his all too distant partner. "Rei?"

"Have you been well?"

"As… well as I can be, given the circumstances."

"Well, if you need a distraction, another Rift material has dropped in… involving us."

"They typically involve us don't they?"

"No… as in the four of us… together."

Both of them blinked at the prospect.

Mari would give a giddy laughter. "Oh my, all of them?! Gee where have I seen that tried before?!"

Even if it was a bit rushed and ultimately doomed to fail… he couldn't help but look back on their time in Germany with some joy. "If there's one thing that could shift my mood, it'd be that."

"I'm happy to hear that. I will call you when we are ready to go through it."

Her warmth was definitely a promising sign. "I don't think I've e-ever heard them this positive about a work ever!"

"Seeing Aki in that doujin was a highlight… but yes, the prospect Rei told us would definitely excite them."

"Well what do you think of the idea?" With a coy lean forward. "C'mon I know you love them! Ahh actually Asuka I'm not too sure of, you guys seem like close friends at least!"

"She's… sweet." In a small smile. "But we have not spent time in much intimacy, if that is the question being asked."

"Ahh dang." In a sigh. "Do you want to?"

A beat.

"Oh c'mon Ash I know you love them." With a jab. "T-They love each other, it's a whole mess of relationships that on paper is straightforward but there's a lot more n-nuance to it."

The thought was definitely nice… but even still.

Mari could sigh. "Am I gonna have to fly the flag for that relationship?"

"N-no." If something could get him flustered it'd be a topic like that. "We… will see what they all think."

"I think y'all should just do what you want. What makes you happy." With a small smile. "But that's okay, A-Ash. It's something personal between you guys, you need to see if it's right for you." Also thinking back to their time in Germany. "Nothing wrong with h-having multiple partners, it was starting to get pretty normalized in my time. Heck even in Japan, you have K-Kensuke and his mob!"

Another beat. "It's… a nice thought. But we'll see, Mari."
~

The book was placed on the table. "I am not impressed by the title."

"I'm more impressed by the fact it implies you can get a hangover, Rei!"

"Were you ever able to get drunk, Rei?"

"I have not had that much to try. Even so, now I have the Solenoid, alcohol would be ineffectual."

"Aww poo, it's fun getting tipsy!"

"Says Misato too."

"Hey I'm not that bad!" Flicking his ear. "And I'm German, we have beer in our blood! And proper beer, not the piss water Misato drinks!"

"Do you still have some of that?"

"Oh yeah, wanna get a few out Shinji?"

"It seems early for drinks."

"Says the person it doesn't affect." In a snicker, picking herself up and picking out a few cans from the fridge. "So this is Kölsch, and actual Kölsch brewed in Köln. It's a bit of an acquired taste but I quite like it." Cracking open the cans for them.

Shinji shrugged and sipped from it. "It's the weekend."

Rei thought about it for a moment, before taking a sip from her can.

"Well, what do you think?"

A blink. "It's okay." And another sip.

"Well I'll take that as a complement." Asuka's sipped a bit more than the others. "Should we get Kaworu on the horn?"

Rei would oblige, the phone ringing briefly before picking up. "Hi Rei, Shinji, Asuka."

"Hi guys!"
Mari also called out. "Now what's this weird work I've heard you talk about?"

"It's something steamy." Snickered Asuka.

"Now are you sure you want me reading this with you, c-cause I can just chill out in Ash's subconscious for a bit."

"Nah you're alright Mari."

"Could provide an outsider perspective on the events." Shinji would think. "Though… just note it is a bit saucy."

"Mhm I figured that from what I could gleam so far." Snickering. "Well, should we get it started then?"

The three looked between each other.

And offered a shared smile. "No time like the present."

Rei picked up the book, and would begin the narration…
~~~
Note: While this work uses the chapter titles from the AO3 version, the main story is from the SV master.

Character Key:
Shinji (S) Asuka (A)
Rei (R) Kaworu (K) Mari (M)

What Happens In Vegas…
"'To…'
Oh my…" Rei was barely keeping it together not even five paragraphs in. 'To be fair, she was… achingly beautiful, as always…'
Shinji was currently hiding his blushing face behind his hands, Asuka wide eyed in utter embarrassment. "Oh it's one of those works isn't it!"
Mari sounded like she was enjoying herself at least, laughing like she were James May. "Oh my fucking God is this work g-gonna be all that?!"
S: "The first page we saw of it was literally us in a…" A sharp breath in. "A sucking competition. What did we expect?!"
A: "I don't know but I'm starting to regret wanting to read this…" A long sip. "God I'm just gonna be a blushing mess for the whole thing!"
K: "But even from this… splendid introduction."
R: "Splendid because of the descriptions?"
K: "Well that helps."
A: "Thank you."
K: "But already we know some key detail. We're older, older than we are in fact. That'd put the year around 2021. And… again, the backstory seems different."
M: "Honestly doesn't s-seem like you were even together before this. Well at l-least not consistently, if you were using a body pillow instead of Shinji, A-Asuka."
R: "That she, quote, mumbled sweetly to."
A: "S-So we might've only just collided in this instance?"
S: "A shame huh?"
A: "I mean… it's much later in the timeline, I'm honestly surprised we made it that far. We completely fucked everything up in the Laserdiscs and the world didn't even make it to the end of 2015."
K: "Turns out there may have been other mitigating factors at play in our world."
A: "Kaworu everything can be traced back to that kiss I had with Shinji, and that Laserdiscs proved if we didn't kiss the world would've ended!"
R: "We are only a few lines into it, perhaps you have had many moments of pulling together and pulling apart. And this is just one of the more implosive examples."
A: "Well keep going and see where it goes!"

"'Kaworu's hair was just so… silky… and fluffy… it was a joy to-'" Rei took a brief moment to compose herself, looking away from the work to catch a breath. "'…run his fingers through and where the Hell had that come from, Shinji?!'"
A: "Yeah I feel like I should ask that as well!"
Mari was wheezing in the background. "Your face Ash oh my God I'm finding a camera!"
K: "…Please don't."
Too late, they could hear her rusting about behind Kaworu.
S: "O… okay, so, sitrep, I have you on one arm," Pointing to Asuka. "-You on the other," Pointing to Rei. "-You in my lap!" Pointing to the phone. "And we're all naked and clearly coming off a significant night together."
R: "That is accurate."
A blink.
Before his head impacted the desk. "Aaaaaaaa-"
A: "Thanks Stryp you broke Shinji already." In a bashful snicker. "I get the feeling this ain't gonna be a dream, huh?"
K: "And I get the feeling it's only going to get… more, from here." For lack of a better term. "Oh my God Mari…"
M: "Smile for the camera Ash!" As a shutter sounded out. "I want them to s-see it eventually!"
S: "Is he trying to convince us to all get together or something?"
A: "I'm glad Misato didn't find this first, she might've tried burning it!"
R: "Are those complains?"
Stuttering from both Shinji and Asuka. "Well no but-"
R: "Perhaps we should continue and see where else it goes." Giving it a glance over.
And immediately blushing. "Oh here we go…"
K: "What? What's the next scene?"
Rei was quiet, giving an aside glance.
K: "…Rei?"

"'And… fuck was he a good kisser.'" Rei had not stopped blushing once during that scene (frankly she'd been blushing since the start). "That, we can both agree on, Shinji."
A: "I mean I'm right, guy on guy is hot… and holy shit, absolutely no filter on this dude huh?!"
S: "Strypgia… definitely has a way with words…"
A: "Bet you're thinking about that now huh Shin-chan?"
S: "How can I not think of that?!"
The line to Kaworu was quiet other than the snapping of a camera. "Guys I'm gonna run out of film can you like ask the author to stop e-embarrassing Ash?"
K: "Never… would have thought that would make up a slight to you, Asuka."
A: "Well shit if it's hot enough it would!" Giggling. "Shit, you know Rei and I kiss pretty thoroughly for my birthday, maybe you guys can expand on that!"
S: "Asuka!"
A: "C'mon would you two complain?"
Their silence spoke volumes.
M: "I thought you said you couldn't get drunk, Ash!"
K: "I cannot… but the rules of that universe must work differently."
A: "Have you even tried?"
K: "I've had beer and all that with you. Doesn't do much. Unfortunately Rei's assessment of the Solenoid is accurate, it filters the alcohol out before it can enact a chemical change."
M: "What he's saying is we need to invent a way to g-get a Nephilim drunk."
S: "I… get the impression Misato and especially Ritsuko wouldn't be for that."
A: "Nah Misato would be fine with that, it's Ritsuko that'll be the roadblock."
S: "Quite the… thorough description as well. Is… that accurate, Rei?"
She glanced up from the book. "He is a spectacular kisser. Gentle yet assertive, and he does not stop while he is peeling back the layers unless he has to."
A: "Heh, and who taught him that?"
R: "Certainly wasn't anyone else." With a snicker.
K: "I learn from the best."
A: "Heh, should I take that as a challenge?"
K: "O-only if you're interpreting it as a challenge!"
S: "Oh she is." He'd chuckle.
R: "I am sure I can organise something if everyone's willing. Shinji?"
S: "Well… as long as I can get involved."
A: "Heh, that's the spirit!" Slapping his back. "Look at that, only a few paragraphs in and he's already corrupted us!"
R: "Oh… just you wait."
A: "What?"

"'There was a nice, fairly fancy band of gold and diamond on it.'"
Glancing around as she said the next few lines. "'And on Asuka's, and on Rei's, and on Kaworu's.'"
S: "Oh shit…"
R: "That is exactly what you said!"
Mari was pissing herself with laughter still. "Oh my God if I could h-have a heart attack I would! This is gold!" In a wide beam. "I told you guys we were lax about that kinda stuff here! D-Doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, if you're m-marrying multiple people! Shit marry a horse if you want to, who cares! This is A-America baby!"
A: "You are very excited about that."
M: "Oh I already admitted to Ash I was going to try shipping you guys together."
R: "You are in good company at least." In a small giggle, and a sigh. "And this was just the introduction."
S: "Oh Gods there's more…" Barely a squeak at this point.
A: "So wait, we all got on a bender, somehow even the Nephilim got absolutely plastered, and we all ended up married. With a much fancier ring than I bought for us!"
S: "Showing yourself up a bit there huh."
A: "Oh I know right?" In a snort. "Okay, I think I can get around that."
K: "I think I need a minute."
M: "Aww don't give t-them that Ash!" As the photos kept sounding. "Shoot I'm out of film! I'm gonna find some more!" Before running off.
R: "How do you feel about the premise, Kaworu?"
A moment of thought. "I suppose if anything was to convince me the merits of such… arrangement. It could be worse."
A: "Anno sure as hell wouldn't write us like that."
S: "He'd write us suffering."
R: "Indeed. I am liking this Strypgia so far, whoever they are."
A: "Let's be honest they're probably a guy."
M: "Hey, girls can be p-pretty smutty as well! And shit, if they're writing yaoi, that just raises the c-chances they're female!"
R: "I never would have thought that guys liking girl on girl had an inverse."
M: "Well what do you think about Shinji and Kaworu g-getting it on like that?"
A beat.
Rei would glance aside, sheepish in the thought. "Ahehe, that speaks numbers!"
R: "It is… alright."
S: "I get the impression you're moderating your words there Rei."
A: "Heh what do you think of that Shin-chan?"
S: "W-Well… it's no secret that we kinda have feelings for one another." Scratching the back of his head. "So… is he really that good a kisser?"
Rei coyly nodded.
S: "…Must say it's tempting."
A: "Heh!" In near squee. "Well, let's see how it plays out for our counterparts here and heck, might get lucky in more ways than one!"
Shinji's only response to that was a splutter, before settling for a drink of his beer. "I… think we're gonna be needing a bit more."
R: "I get the impression I should as well, but as I said, alcohol does nothing."
A: "What if you drink it fast enough?"
A beat. Rei eyed the can.
A: "You aren't…"
She picked up the can and started chugging. And it was a large can as well! "Ah… not ba- hic." Clearing her throat. "Excuse me."
Asuka looked on in awe. "I'm getting you another one!" In a cheer. "Holy crap that's impressive!"
S: "Looks like you found a way into her heart Rei."
A: "Oh she was already there!" Cracking another one open and placing it in front of her.
R: "Thank you." With a small smile, taking a sip before grabbing hold of the book again.

I'm So Faded
'''Rei had then…
sat back and beamed at them while he and Asuka sucked face for the rest of the night.'"
A: "Are you sure that wasn't just our dynamic before you met that boy of yours?"
R: "You two just enjoy yourselves so much it's very satisfying to watch."
M: "Heh I'm not complaining a-about this, let me tell you."
K: "I'm surprised I was so drunk I felt sick." In a beat. "I'm unsure if I can even feel sick."
S: "There's not some superflu Nephilim can catch, right?"
K: "I hope there isn't."
A: "Well, if we want to answer how much alcohol does it take to get a Nephilim drunk, I have tons of cans, and we have a Nephilim right here."
R: "I can drink all of you under a table." Quietly confident.
M: "Ooohoh, cocky!" Mari would clap. "T-That's what I wanna see!"
A: "Think you can get faded in your state, Mari?"
M: "Oh God no, I'm not even technically alive a-ain't I?" With a snort. "N-Not that I engaged in underaged drinking with my friends, no no no!"
A completely flat look from Asuka.
M: "We had Smile Dip."
A: "That's worse!" Asuka would exclaim out. "They literally put a form of LSD in it!"
M: "How the hell do you k-know about Smile Dip?"
A: "It's made in Germany!"
R: "That is the last place I would have thought."
A: "Eh technically it's a legally distinct version of LSD that makes it a grey area to sell, and the Bundesregierung always moves slow when it comes to banning that kinda stuff- Mari I'd rather drink beer than have Smile Dip!"
M: "Did you have a b-bad trip with it?"
A: "No! I don't buy candy with LSD in it! I'm not interested in LSD or any sorta drugs other than booze period!"
S: "Heh, no fun."
A: "Oh like you'd try it, Shin-chan!"

"'Of course, then he'd remember his father was a giant asshole who'd been party to a conspiracy to kill three billion people, and out that moment of sympathy went.'"
A: "Thank you Strypgia!" Exclaiming it for all the Gods to hear. "Finally someone just outright says it! Also-"
She whacked Shinji upside the head. "Oi!"
A: "That's for your Plan C, Shinji! We were umming and ahhing and quote unquote dating as they said for five years and you still thought it better to chew your arm off?!"
S: "In my defence, do you think it's a good idea to wake you from a pleasant sleep now?"
She was going to respond, but then thought of it for a second. "Ahh fair enough." With a swig of her drink. "Still, I'm sure I'd understand."
K: "You seem to enjoy the circumstances Rei." In a snicker.
R: "Would that really be surprising?"
M: "Sounds like you'd e-enjoy the circumstances now!" Giggling like a schoolgirl.
R: "Do you want me to answer that?"
M: "Girl I don't think t-that needs an answer!"
R: "What of you, Asuka?"
A: "Well Kaworu has always been a bit of a curveball because I'm nowhere near as intimate with him as I am with Shinji or even you, Rei. But I like him enough and he's a good friend to me that I'm always willing to try."
K: "And our encounters in Germany were platonic."
Much to her snickering. "Well at that point it was testing the waters to see if what Bond imagined could work. Not like we did anything too wild. LIKE WE DID HERE!" It seemed to hit her. "Oh my God I got married to all of you!"
R: "Wonderful isn't it." With a small smile.
A: "Oh it is but it's not the kind of thing I would've expected from a work involving us!"
M: "I think God's trying to tell y'all something."
A: "Look maybe they are, but if we are going that way I wanna do it in my own time. No rushing like I tried to do last time."
All would agree. "Mhm that's understandable."
R: "Whatever makes you comfortable."
K: "I appreciate your assessment of me at least."
A: "Heh you have Rei as your character reference boy, you'll be good to me if we ever go that route!"

"'"And," Shinji waved at the bathroom door. Another agonised-'" Rei would clear her throat, before giving her best vomiting out her guts impression.
That got the crowd roaring. "Really dedicating to the bit!"
A: "And why didn't you think I'd be happy at getting married to you, baka?!" Another light head slap.
S: "I think it's less that and more I wasn't sure how you'd handle being married to Rei and Kaworu as well."
K: "That and not being able to remember the night that was may lead to an incorrect impression."
M: "Oh and waking up in bed naked and a-aching with everyone isn't a good first impression after a n-night of not remembering? Shit I'd be stoked if I w-woke up in bed with folks I loved, damn if I couldn't remember the night before!"
R: "Until the hangover hits."
M: "Yeah until that hits, but there's t-that brief moment of bliss before you vomit your guts out."
K: "As I unfortunately found out."
A: "And I think I'm gonna remember that line I said to you Shinji, if you promise me not to get mad."
S: "Usually I don't ask because I know it doesn't work."
A barked laugh from the girl. "I taught you well! Seems my counterpart has a bit to teach ya!"
R: "At least you'll have a helping hand in that regard." She'd snicker.

"'"Rei has your last name tattooed on her face. Right in the 'path of her tears', no less."'"
Rei put the book down briefly. "Well I probably would not go that far."
Shinji had hand over mouth, Asuka and Mari were absolutely howling at how off the wall that would have been for Rei to consider. "Look I know you were drunk, but what the heck was going through your mind to think that up?"
R: "I… do not know." In a bashful glance elsewhere. "I never even thought to tattoo myself. It was never something that crossed my mind."
M: "So what, she just has your name on h-her face now?!"
K: "No one ever said wise decisions were made while drunk."
S: "I thought the Chinese debated an idea sober and drunk, and if it was a good idea both ways it was genuinely a good idea."
A: "I mean if it has merit, you're gonna agree with it no matter how drunk you are." Shaking it off. "I'm sorry I need to get to the fact I apparently have US citizenship, but… tattoo! Rei! Like… what?!"
R: "You would have to ask that Rei, and I doubt she is in any mindset to talk about the night that was."
K: "Perhaps we need to explore the timelines again to get the full picture."
S: "Mari was that why they legalised all that stuff in America?"
M: "I mean it'd help, I suppose." In a shrug. "I t-thought it was cause all the old farts that cared about that kinda stuff died in Second Impact and the n-new younger folk weren't gonna take any shit no more."
A: "Why do I get an impression that it is Misato's fault as well?"
S: "It probably is, you know how she likes to tease and encourage us. She did that exact thing with us!"
A: "Can't wait to hear her explanation for th- REI!" Who had already grabbed another can.
R: "What?" Cracking it open. "If we're going to experiment, I may as well give it my all."

Rei practically squeaked in frank mortification at the next line. "'"Also… I think I may have been… 'r-ridden hard-" The next bit was a lot quieter, "-a-and… put away wet."'"
Whatever beer Asuka had in her mouth quickly became aerosol. "WHAT?!"
Mari was absolutely losing her mind at these lines, now on the floor in her hysterics. "Oh my God girl that's- oh for the love of-"
S: "Aaaaaaaaa-"
K: "Yeah doesn't surprise me."
R: "Mari slap Kaworu for me."
M: "Can do chief!" Before a slap upside his head. "Ow."
A: "This just keeps spiralling." In frank admission. "How used were we?! Did we just fuck until the sun came up?! Also love your assessment of us, Rei."
R: "Thank you, it is true."
A: "Rei!" If you could have a blush on top of a blush, that's what Asuka was feeling right now. "…Don't suppose that comfort was anything platonic either then huh?"
R: "Unless it was sleeping with you in the more literal sense, no I doubt that."
M: "Another question, if you can get a Nephilim drunk, what hope in h-hell do you have of making a hangover cure for them?"
S: "What even is a hangover cure? I don't think I've ever gotten drunk enough to need that."
A: "Honestly, carbohydrates and a lot of water."
M: "How do you know that?"
A: "Misato taught me!" In a cheer.
M: "Yeah why d-doesn't that surprise me."
R: "What I am gleaming from this is this… boytoy." Furrowing her brow at the euphemism. "Is that referring to Misato, Hikari, and their boytoys, or does Hikari have multiple partners as well?"
That got Asuka rolling. "Ah yes, the straightest person I know of who would literally melt like the Wicked Witch of the West if you suggest anything other than missionary, she has multiple partners!"
R: "Just a suggestion, the story has been that far out so far anyway."
A: "Hey, more power to her if she managed to net another boy, but I doubt Toji's the type to share his toys anyway! He's about as straight edge as her!"
K: "They are rather perfect for each other in that regard."
S: "What are the odds those four got married too?"
A: "I mean Misato and Kaji are engaged, but they just haven't been able to find the time to marry. But shit what better time to get married than on a vacation in Vegas?!"
R: "And I know Hikari plans on marrying Toji as soon as they think they are old enough."
A: "How old do you think she'll be before she has children, Rei?"
R: "I would put money on between 20 and 24."
A: "That sounds about right."

Polar
"'"Oh, don't worry, Shinji. Lieutenant Growlski won't hurt you unless you try to take away his vodka," Rei said cheerily. Well, cheerily for Rei."'"

M: "I have several questions…"
A: "Oh that's the weird part out of it all! Not us waking up naked and married and hungover and Rei having a tattoo of my name on her face!"
R: "A polar bear is mild compared to most of that."
S: "So is this an intelligent polar bear? Like Pen-Pen?"
Speak of the devil… "Wark?"
A: "Pen-Pen, darling, what's your opinion on polar bears?"
All he gave her was a flat stare, before retrieving a beer from the fridge.
K: "I know they aren't exactly in the same polar region, but they do eat seal so that probably doesn't help his view of them."
M: "I mean if that bear c-could get drunk, I'm sure they're alright!"
A: "I knew the Soviets do some wacky stuff but… actually no that's not even ridiculous, if I had a nickel for every super intelligent creature I know of I'd have one nickel."
R: "That makes it sound a lot less impressive."
M: "Shit the Ops Coordinator here somehow g-got herself a super intelligent goose."
A: "That's two nickels now!"
S: "So we're blaming Misato for giving the polar bear vodka?"
M: "I thought they didn't even occupy R-Russia."
K: "I think their extant range is the Arctic Circle… well was the Arctic Circle, can't imagine there's much sea ice there nowadays."
R: "At least you are trying to save Kaworu, Shinji."
K: "I rue the day I ever get a hangover that bad… or a hangover at all."
A: "And at least you could correctly assume what we were doing in the hotel room, Rei!"
R: "There is very strong circumstantial evidence pointing to the fact, such thing does not generally happen unless you are engaged in such activity."
M: "And this generally implies t-there are other ways it can happen?!"
Rei shrugged. "You never know."
A: "Twelve bucks is pretty bad eh Mari?"
M: "Dude I went to V-Vegas once as a part of a pilot course thing, they were charging twenty for a blister pack when I could go to Walmart and get a bottle for five."
S: "I think that business model relies on the fact they will be too pained to make the walk down there."
R: "I for one would like to know where I know Lieutenant Growlski from. And if they are an actual lieutenant or not."
M: "I'm sure the Soviets would take anyone, including an intelligent polar bear."
A: "Probably wouldn't even need intelligence."
S: "What if they don't want it to eat them?"
A: "Eh, they can find that out the hard way."

"'He got stuck for a second staring at-'" She cleared her throat. "'Asuka's admittedly perfect backside. He never got tired of staring at… Oh, right, he was supposed to be looking for tattoos!'"
A: "You're Goddamn right you are!" With another tap on his head. "Wait a minute we all have tattoos!"
R: "At least they are in more reasonable positions. I do find it rather cute how you both have our names over your heart though."
Shinji scratched the back of his head. "And… thing is we wouldn't even really be the type to get tattoos either."
M: "What's so bad about it? I was p-probably gonna get a few once I was old enough. Y'know, if I didn't freakin' die."
A: "At least in the Japanese context, tattoos are seen as criminal."
S: "They do have a pretty big link to the Yakuza, heck most onsen even now still don't allow folks with tattoos to use their facilities. Not unless they have links to them."
A: "I mean even in the west, the tatted up criminal is a stereotype. Just seems to be turned up to 11 where even folks who want to use it as a form of expression get netted in with the criminals."
K: "Even small innocuous tattoos like that?"
R: "I think a facial tattoo would serve as a red flag no matter what."
M: "And don't even t-think about the employment prospects you've just ditched. You're lucky you pretty much have permanent employment at NERV!"
S: "I can't imagine Misato would be too pleased at the tattoo though…"
R: "Well it was my own decision. Even if I was plastered off my nut."
She crushed the can. "Speaking of." Picking up to get another one.
A: "Rei! Jesus girl slow down!"
R: "I am drinking this heavy to prove a point." Cracking it open. "Either we find out how much alcohol it takes to overwhelm the capability of a Solenoid, or I drink all your beer."
A: "There goes my beer then!"
S: "On another note, go figure Misato leaves just her underwear in the hotel room… where the heck is she then?!"
K: "Wherever she is, I think we can safely say what she currently lacks."
M: "Man did she get drunk off h-her nut too?"
A: "I think everyone got this fucking plastered, Mari! Like… oh Christ I can just imagine Hikari as a lightweight, how's she handling this… do you think Kensuke and company joined him?"
R: "Kyoko strikes me as someone who can hold her liquor."
S: "Thing is Misato can too, if she's this drunk that she can't even write drunk Misato… Mari what the hell is a dickbutt?"
M: "It's a dick with a butt that has a dick sticking out of it."
R: "How vivid."
A: "And how did you just assume Mari knew that?"
Shinji shrugged. "She seemed like the type who might've figured."
M: "And he was c-correct!" She cheered.
K: "Is there a limit to the group you can marry together in America, Mari?"
M: "Uhh… I think five's the limit? Not too s-sure, usual cases I've heard of were triads."
R: "And the annulment rule?"
M: "Think it's a week you can't annul it for, unless it's proven it was under duress. Which, honestly, y-you might be able to because you were quite c-clearly inebriated. My old boss actually had a d-drunk Vegas wedding."
A: "Was that on the same trip to Vegas you mentioned earlier?"
M: "Yep!" In a snicker. "Met this real witchy looking lady, and l-literally, they hit it off, got married, spent a night in the hotel, and the boss got everything including his clothes stolen!"
That got laughter in the crowd. "Sure he was gunning for an annulment huh?"
M: "Last I heard he didn't wanna pay the twenty bucks it took to annul it. So a-as far as I know they're still technically married!"
K: "You would think this far in, he would've bitten the bullet and done the annulment."
M: "I dunno, he's pretty s-scroogey with money."

'"The idea of your names being permanently on my skin is… I feel simultaneously loved and aroused.'"
Rei put the book down and cleared her throat. "Well, when I put it that way, I suppose I can see the merit."
A: "Jesus Christ Rei how down bad are you for all of us?!" She'd giggle. "Never knew you felt that way!"
R: "Well… I like to think myself, I have learned how to express my feelings in words, and failing that actions."
M: "Can't get much more action than l-literally painting them on your skin as wings."
K: "Go figure you go for angel wings as well, Rei."
R: "I wonder if I knew what context that may entail."
S: "You were drunk Rei."
R: "So probably not."
K: "And what about your tattoos, Asuka?"
A: "I'm glad you didn't call it a tramp stamp like I did."
M: "I mean that is the n-name for it."
R: "Perhaps you thought that since they will be seeing your backside a lot, you may as well-"
Asuka's hand went over Rei's mouth. "N-no enough!" As red as her hair. "God… I don't wanna say it's humiliating because it's your names on it, but I personally would never get a tramp stamp like that."
M: "Aww you don't want the names of t-those you love somewhere only they will see?"
A: "Kaworu can you slap Mari for me?"
He attempted, only for Mari to dissipate, his hand passing through. "Nice try princess!" Poking her tongue out. "And just for that-"
Unfortunately Kaworu couldn't dissipate himself, Mari whacking him upside the head. "Gha fuck that hurts me as w-well!"
K: "I suppose you got what you wanted in the end, Asuka."
A snickering at this comedy of errors. "Yeah I guess I did!"

"'"Everyone?" Rei spoke up from the now open door to the bathroom. "Lieutenant Growlski says he wants breakfast. Do we have any more vodka?"'"
M: "As if you guys didn't need anything e-else to worry about."
Asuka and Shinji weren't even thinking about that, still mutually blushing at that downright confession Asuka had dropped on his head. "W-well… way to just say everything girl!" Berating herself.
S: "That is exactly what you would do if we… went down that path."
A: "That's why I'm still a bit unsure of it… because if we do it, we'll need to just send it and go all in. Not do what we ended up doing in Germany and get thrown off."
R: "Still, you would not want life without us."
A: "…Yeah. God I've been with all of you for so long, and we've been through so much… But I'm still grappling over it and it's just complicated." With a sip of her drink. "I… don't know."
M: "I said this to Ash and I'll say it to you: d-do what makes you happy. Being with all of them makes you happy, doesn't it? And you can love them without giving up your l-love for Shinji, so… why not?"
Another moment for thought. "Jeez… barely even a chapter in and Stryp's already got me rethinking my life choices."
K: "In a good way I hope."
A: "Mhm…" A sharp breath in and out. "I think I need to think about it. If that's okay."
R: "It is."
S: "It's something that does need thought. Careful thought at that… Cause even if I am close with all of you, if we do start something like that, I don't wanna neglect any one of you. Seems like something that could easily happen if we don't keep track of it."
M: "Could just put you guys on a r-roster of sorts. One week with someone, one with another. Maybe a week a-all together!"
A: "You're all for this ship aren't ya?!"
M: "Girl you'd be so happy together! You a-already are! That's just taking it to another level!"
K: "How many people have you paired?"
M: "Oh my God, I kept b-bugging my friend Luz- nerdy Dominican girl really likes fanfiction- because she and this other girl called Amity were so freakin' useless with each other, she clearly had the hots for Luz but girl is as aware as a brick wall when it comes to that kinda stuff, didn't take any of her flirt attempts even when it was obvious!"
A: "Heh, think I know someone who can relate." With a nudge to Shinji. "C'mon, when a girl mentions thermal expansion she's trying to flirt with you!"
S: "Well forgive me for having no experience with that kinda thing before you!"
A: "You had Rei!"
R: "I was not exactly the flirtatious type back then."
K: "Do you think she ended up together?"
M: "Well shit if my death didn't spur something o-on, nothing would." In a snort. "Hope they're doing alright. Poor girl already went through that shit in the past, can't imagine how it would've f-fucked with her…"
K: "The new pilots go to the same school you did. Perhaps they will know."
M: "Mhm, maybe you can ask how they're going there? I… don't think t-they'd react well if we just rocked up and… well, s-showed my spirit self off."
K: "I'm not sure, there have been strange things happening here lately. And I already figure they know what I can do, should be standard fare for them."
Another quiet from Mari. "…Look, Ash. They think I'm gone. I… don't want to open up old wounds or anything. Old pain."
K: "And you think staying dead is the solution?"
M: "They've moved on, Ash. No… no point, in my mind."
R: "Well, you don't know that."
M: "It's been over two years, Rei. I think they're doing okay."
A beat. "…If you say so." In unsure voice.

With that, the first chapter was done. "Oh my fucking God so in the first freakin' chapter, we're all married, we had the best sex of our lives, we don't remember any of that because we drank so much booze it's not even funny, we all got tattoos of each other- Rei yours are absolutely stunning."

"Thank you."

"We don't know where everyone is, we weren't even the ones meant to get married, we have 48 hours to figure out just what the fuck happened, and we have a super intelligent polar bear in our bathtub asking us for vodka."

"An apt summary of events so far." Noted Kaworu.

"Where the fuck do we go from here?!"

"At least the first lead seems promising." Rei thought. "Start at the place we were wed."

"It's gonna be one large p-puzzle y'know."

"Ooh yeah we're gonna be solving this one for ages!"

"You literally only have f-forty eight hours to solve it unless you wanna miss your plane."

"It's NERV they can re-schedule!" Asuka shrugged off. "Unless we're all still hung over to do the paperwork."

"That's more likely than you think."

"I do not mind this author so far." Tittered Rei. "I cannot imagine this work was approved by whoever originally made Evangelion in their universe."

"I mean I'm glad they said 'fuck it' and decided to give us something pretty great in response to all the trauma we went through." Asuka chuckled. "Heck, I see shades of myself in their characterisation of me."

"I hope you did, it's literally y-you girl!"

"Well yeah but some works are miles off the mark. Bond went a completely different route for me. Khara went a completely different route for me."

"We are like clay in the hands of the author." Mused Kaworu.

"Well whoever wrote me can go f-fuck themselves, I would've preferred Khara at this point!"

Pen-Pen would give a nervous aside glance from the refrigerator, before slinking away with another beer.

Speaking of beer, Rei once again picked herself up and retrieved another can. "Does anyone need a refill?"

"Yes please!" Asuka would cheer out. "Shinji?"

"Oh why not." Finishing off his can in anticipation. "They're getting drunk, maybe we get drunk and that'll make a decision for us!"

"Look how well it's working for me so far." Flatly remarked Rei, cracking open her can and immediately sinking it all. "Oh wow, I am so faded right now. I can barely see straight. All my inhibitions are gone and I want to hug and kiss all of you."

"That you wanna do normally!"

"Heh, you are right about that." Good thing she had brought with her another can.

"Rei how many have you had?"

"This is my seventh."

"Holy shit I know you're a Nephilim with a S-Solenoid but girl!"

"Call it science, Mari." Asuka snickered. "How many beers does it take to get a Nephilim drunk? I say it's about time we figure this out, I want you guys to experience inebriation with us! And once we figure Rei out, we can apply it to you too, Kaworu!"

"I know I shouldn't encourage it…" Kaworu scratched his head. "But my curiosity is piqued."

"I will keep drinking then." Rei would snicker, as she did just that. "Let us continue reading. Do any of you want to take over?"

"If either of us started reading it we'd implode from embarrassment."

"That's fair."
~
Duelling Practical Demonstrations (yes it's *that* scene)
"'Asuka looked down briefly, then away from the-'"
Rei took a sip of her drink. "Prepare for this assessment Kaworu: 'still distractingly nude and very gorgeous Nephilim. "….in bed."'"
Kaworu started to splutter on air as Mari laughed her ass off behind him. "Well I could gauge that much from how much you scream his name, Rei!"
Rei spat out her drink, now Asuka was the one laughing. "Oh Christ is this the preamble to that scene we read?"
K: "What scene was that?"
A: "A blowjob competition, apparently you did pretty well in it Kaworu!"
He'd splutter some more, Mari wheezing. "We're not even s-started with this chapter have mercy on me!"
R: "There is no mercy." Once more sipping her drink.
S: "So this really was just meant to be for Hikari and Toji's wedding, what happened?!"
A: "Well obviously we got drunk and things kinda went from there! Also you can tell whoever wrote this is a guy because of his description of all our clothing."
K: "What do you mean it's not an important detail to know the colour of your panties?"
R: "Perhaps knowing they match my hair is a key detail."
A: "Did I deliberately colour match that?!"
M: "Obviously you d-didn't even wear them for that long."
R: "I am sure I appreciated the detail before I unwrapped her."
A: "Oh just assuming you were the one who took them off?"
R: "Well why were they so conveniently colour coded then?"
Asuka giggled at the thought. "What you think Shinji wore silver coloured underwear because he wanted Kaworu to take them off?"
S: "Asuka…"
K: "I… appreciate your comfort of me. I suppose I would feel that, even here if we decided to go for it." With a head scratch. "It's clear you have spent the most time with Shinji and Rei."
A: "And what's stopping me from spending time with you in order to firm that up?" She'd snicker. "And as I said, I think you're cool. And if Rei and Shinji love ya, well that's all the character assessment I need."
R: "Oh you're going to get much more of a character assessment with this next section Asuka."
M: "Oh here we go!"

All four were absolutely mortified at the scene.
Mari, well, she was rolling on the floor in absolute rapture. "Oh thank God they gave us a w-warning it was naughty! Like the whole story beforehand was anything safe!"
R: "I knew you liked being the centre of attention, I never knew it also applied to coitus."
All Asuka gave was a squeak, her chagrin quite apparent. "God it's worse when you read it out like that…"
M: "I'm going to remember that line, dueling practical d-demonstrations!" Barking a laugh. "Absolutely brilliant!"
S: "So… Kaworu is good at that?"
R: "He is good with me, though I cannot speak for his skill with other instruments."
K: "Rather difficult when the only one I tend to deal with is attached to me."
A: "Y'know there's nothing stopping you from just folding in on yourself and trying that."
Mari wheezed at the suggestion, Kaworu wide-eyed in shock. "I-I have never thought of that!"
R: "I am sure a Nephilim like you would be flexible enough for it." In a snicker.
S: "Other than your… skill, the other takeaway I'm getting from this is you've had multiple boyfriends, Kaworu?"
K: "I believe I've said I don't have the same concepts when it comes to heterosexual and homosexual. It's all love to me, and it does not matter who it is with."
A: "Mhm, Shinji knows that for sure eh?" With an elbow nudge.
S: "And that Shinji sure as hell knows it too!"
M: "Hah oh my God, king of b-blowjobs Kaworu Nagisa, what a fucking title! Never would've thought it!"
R: "I am sure some skills with the girls can transfer over to the boys. He should at the very least be adequate with it."
K: "Thanks for the assessment." Flat and desperately trying to hide his blush.
A: "Well when you see him again, y'know what you two need to try out!"
S: "A-ASUKA!"
M: "Another takeaway of this is, y'all have been g-getting drunk and getting it on for ages now; sounds like it was just a-about time for you lot to just get on with it!"
R: "You cannot deny we have been… close, for a while beforehand. Even if it was only in stupor."
M: "And sounds like you guys are already willing to d-do that sober."
All glanced between each other. "Perhaps."
A: "Alcohol is good at reducing those inhibitions and all that. Obviously we were thinking that for ages and booze was the only way we had to break through those walls."
S: "Gods how much did we drink that night then? And surely they wouldn't marry people who weren't sober. Or even tattoo people who weren't sober!"
M: "It's Vegas, you have enough money and moxie and folks l-look the other way."
A: "Vegas has never been the picture of integrity y'know." She blinked. "Hang on, it just occurred to me, wasn't Vegas absolutely trashed by that Rogue Evangelion?"
A beat. "Ahh crap well s-so much for bringing you lot there then!"
K: "You're going all in on pairing us, Mari?"
M: "Of course! You guys work well together! Obviously Strypgia can s-see that!"
R: "Part of me wonders how this comes to the authors of these works. They would have had to imagine us in this… setting. But we know that these realities also exist."
K: "We've seen Wolk's timeline for ourselves. Perhaps imagination in some is a form of revelation, exploring these other realities."
M: "Do you think L-Lilith might know more about that?"
R: "Perhaps… I will raise it with her when I see her again."

Science and Discovery
"'Rei saving me from the Call narrowly wins.'"

Kaworu's skin had pinpricked upon hearing it be referred to that way, eyes adrift in thought. "That's… huh."
R: "I see that element is still the same between our worlds." Also in thought. "Quite the specific term, I would think."
K: "One only explored when I am of significant importance in a story… and even in stories where I am of importance, it is not mentioned. So figures it is mentioned here."
A: "I mean… even all that sounds pretty close to our world. Like, we know well by now you're an Angel, or were meant to be an Angel. And… well shit, when Rei died after Armisael…"
K: "You guys kept me grounded. I…" Sometimes he still felt the sting of that shower. "Wouldn't have made it without you."
S: "We knew you two were close, even if you were a bit funny about it."
A: "That's just like how we were though, and they did eventually get something started." All she could do was sigh. "And… we didn't think she was dead. She couldn't be." With a look towards Rei. "If… she came back and you were gone, I don't think she would've ever recovered."
R: "We… know how fragile the situation was, judging by the Laserdiscs. If we were in any more shattered a mental state… well, it is difficult to say if we would be here today."
K: "And I know you didn't have to do that. You had Shinji. I was close with him, but not nearly as much as you or Rei were with him."
A: "Kaworu I wasn't gonna ditch you after all that." In affirmation. "Rei wouldn't have wanted me to do that, and I wouldn't have wanted you to succumb to that. And not even because we would've had to fight you; I liked you. I know I didn't make it that apparent and sure I might've been jealous of you flirting with Shinji, but I still liked you at that time. You make Rei happy. Shinji enjoys being around you. What we have wouldn't be the same without you, Kaworu. So don't feel like that, okay? And I know you struggled with your origin but I don't care about that, we don't care about that. You're still the Kaworu we love, Angel or not."
A long beat, as he thought. "…Thank you, Asuka." A small sigh. "I… remind me to hug you when I get back."
A: "Mhm, I'll remember that for you, Rainbow Trout." In a small snicker. "Now, in other subjects, I am glad to hear that even if I had other boys hanging off me, I didn't whore myself out to them."
S: "Wanted to make me jealous but didn't want to hurt me?"
A: "Well I was probably gonna come back to you anyway, so yeah that makes sense."
M: "Not really, cause you're just h-hurting them instead eh?"
A: "Mari all of the boys I've met in that school who are or were interested than me, other than Shinji, only wanted me because I was a pilot. Surely you had that!"
M: "I mean I was pretty transparent with my e-employment but I didn't really have anyone come up to me and ask me out."
R: "Maybe they thought you were already an item?"
M: "Pfft, I dunno how they thought that." In a giggle. "I mean I w-was pretty close with my friends, and I'm usually a bit of a more t-touchy-feely type of person even platonically so I suppose that could give off the w-wrong impression."
A: "You ever had a partner?"
M: "Nah, just my friends, thought shit I suppose with how we were like, p-people could mistake it!" A bit more of a sheepish giggle. "And I wouldn't know if someone was flirting with me e-even if they held up a sign."
A: "At least you know that, Shin-chan here I had to outright kiss him and knock him off his feet for him to realise I did actually like him!"
S: "Then again your methods were a bit interesting to start with."
A: "Thermal expansion, Shinji!" Once again demonstrating to him like she did back then.
R: "Heh, perhaps he was just trying to be respectful."
A: "Oh yeah I can get that angle."
S: "Especially when you did already slap me for that accidental upskirt. And c'mon, a windy bay and a loose dress? That was almost certain!"
Asuka coyly snickered. "Mhm, maybe I had that in mind." Her smile became a frown. "Toji completely failed the test that day."
M: "What'd he do?"
A: "Well at this point the wind had exposed me to Shinji Kensuke and Toji, I slapped them as payment, and then I don't know what the fuck he was thinking, Toji pulled down his pants and exposed himself!"
M: "Ooh I hope you fucking k-kicked his ass for that!"
S: "She did." Flat in intonation.
A: "Though I can see in retrospect how that might've set a tone for you."
R: "You two figured it out eventually at least."

"'The two Nephilim rocketed towards Heaven's Gate, outbound and down.'" Rei would take a sip. "Must say, that would have made a better story than what happened in our world."
A: "I mean I'm glad it never got to the stage where the MPs were knocking on heaven's door!"
K: "The nuclear warhead must've worked then, as it did in the Laserdiscs."
M: "It baffles me they n-nuked you guys to start with."
A: "Yeah well thank Hikari for being a boss and using her Solenoid enabled Evangelion to block it. Shit the way it blew out and around, it did more damage to the attackers!"
S: "Go figure they immediately went for the MPs afterwards."
M: "Dude that's fucking awesome she blocked a nuke! What do you mean it w-wouldn't make a better story?!"
A: "Hikari's scary when it comes to defending things she loves, and we were all told that the fate of everything was in the balance. Shit, I think she killed four of those MPs herself!"
S: "You wouldn't think someone like her was capable of tearing heads off necks, but people can be surprising sometimes."
M: "I wouldn't wanna be on the other s-side of that fight."
K: "Seems like you and I were rather close back then as well."
R: "I'm presuming events with Armisael played out close to how they would here, if that was still similar."
K: "I'm just glad I got through that intact… hang on, when Lilith gave me that ability, did you know it could have blown me- exploded me?"
Rei shook her head. "If it did I would have been rather annoyed with her."
A: "Maybe she was half anticipating that." In a snicker.
K: "Though that was not specifically nullifying the Call. That was just to make me… compatible with Rei, should the time come."
M: "Hehe, sly dog!" With a nudge.
K: "What mitigated the Call was Adam dying alongside Gendo. But my body still pined for a call, expecting it and hearing echoes of it."
R: "Our soulbond finally quelled it."
K: "Mhm, I… have not felt the echoes since then."
M: "And you've appreciated her presence ever s-since!" She'd beam. "I suppose that makes it a similar patch then? Add some of the L-Lilithian to your own Adam?"
K: "Some more, perhaps. This body is already one of Lilith, but the soul was of Adam. Perhaps acquiring part of a soul from Lilith was enough to quiesce the desire of complementation that I had. Especially without Adam urging complementation with him."
R: "A forbidden union of Life and Knowledge, but hey, we have not exploded yet despite our best efforts."
A: "Also was Lilith just assuming you wanted to end the world right there?"
R: "I believe so, to be fair the MPs were at the door, so it would be easy to assume such thing."
S: "Was that another plan of the MPs, if joining with me didn't work?"
K: "It could be performed with any aspect of Lilith, either Unit-01 or herself. The Laserdiscs were a unique circumstance as both were initiated, only to be superseded by Lilith once Rei activated it."
S: "Wonder why they didn't just go straight for me then."
A: "Duh, because I'm still standing and could stop them from doing that!"
R: "Without even mentioning the Theatricals, where the world ended in three out of four works."
S: "And I was somehow responsible for all of them."
M: "I mean those worlds sucked but hey, worked out w-well for me!"

"'Rei patted her on the cheek as she squeezed past Asuka. "Yes, dear. I will still hold you to your promise to help me into my clothes."'"
Kaworu would snicker. "Perhaps our world and this world are not as far apart as we thought. Stupid Fish."
M: "Oh there's a story behind that!"
R: "The way I interpret Kaworu's presence is as a multicoloured aura, so I called him Rainbow Trout in reference to him."
A: "Which we eventually co-opted to Fish and Stupid Fish!"
M: "Well that explains Trout as well!" In a giggle. "I just call him Ash c-cuz of his hair!"
K: "I hold many names it seems, but all of them mean a lot to me." With small smile. "They are a sign of endearment. You thought of that idea in that world, Shinji?"
S: "Makes sense I think, try combining in a controlled manner to meet that requirement you had. Still, that sounded awesome how that ended up."
A: "Thank God it was only five MPs at that point… I thought you needed at least nine of them to make it work!"
K: "Perhaps you only need one to make it work with Lilith. Their other methods had used Unit-01, and I think they were trying to go for that in our world too."
S: "They did change tact once we got them down to eight, started attacking the surrounding infrastructure more."
A: "I thought that was weird cause that just left them even more vulnerable to us! Like they didn't even try to defend themselves, we just kept whittling them down!"
R: "I think they were relying on the warhead to breach into the Geofront, from there it would have been trivial to breach into Terminal Dogma. But with almost a kilometre of dirt between the city and the Geofront, and with the Geofront completely locked down, it would have been difficult for them."
A: "Someone should've checked their programming." In a snicker. "Did they still use a Kaworu based Dummy system like in the Laserdiscs?"
K: "I believe it was based on an old neural pattern of mine, yes."
M: "Well that doesn't sound promising."
A: "They sucked. They still suck when we see them."
R: "The later MPs, you could at least explain them with rushed construction."
S: "They had more time in our world than in the Laserdiscs and they did worse."
M: "Not that y'all should complain about that, eh?" She'd snicker. "Also, you're her idiot now t-too, Ash!"
A: "He can be pretty stupid at times…" With a small pout.
K: "As Rei can attest." Chuckling. "She's the one who dubbed me a stupid trout."
R: "Though perhaps in my, heh, distraction, you may be calling me that."
A: "Oh I'm not blaming you, I can easily get distracted kissing Shin-chan if I let myself! At least you have a scientific reason for it!"
R: "I am sure it would be more satisfying doing that activity with someone I am that bonded with. And I'm sure that will include you too, Asuka."
To her blush. "Y-Yeah, I'm sure of it…"

100 Canaries
"'"I am soooo happy Misato made that suggestion! Five years of waiting! I don't think Touji and I stopped until dawn!"'"

Asuka once again choked on her drink, spluttering a laugh. "Oh my God Hikari you aren't gonna hold out that long with that gorilla are ya?!"
R: "I thought she hadn't."
S: "Are they even engaged yet?"
R: "I think so, I thought she said they dedicated themselves to that so that they could get away with it."
M: "Sounds like she's just making e-excuses for herself."
A: "Oh you know how- actually you might not know how Hikari's like."
M: "Eh I've seen one Theatrical and spent like a f-few days around her with Ash."
To Asuka's snicker. "Yeah she's a bit obvious like that, but that also means this logic works for her."
R: "Mhm, since they are engaged, they are going to be married. And that must be close enough for Hikari's mind to allow her to do such thing."
A: "Well at least she isn't staying stuck at third base for that long…" Shaking it off. "I knew it was Misato's fault!"
S: "I'm not surprised."
K: "Mhm it was fairly obvious who ultimately spurred it on."
M: "Do you think she would in our world?"
A: "Oh one thousand percent, especially if we were in Vegas of all places. Shit, wouldn't surprise me if she ended up marrying Kaji in the heat of it all."
R: "Maybe that is what we all need, since she and Kaji have been engaged, you two and us two have been engaged, Toji and Hikari are probably engaged. I have no clue where Kensuke and his partners are in that regard."
A: "Kyoko doesn't believe in marriage."
S: "Isn't she Christian?"
A: "Her father is, doesn't mean she is. And probably doesn't help you can't marry as a triad in Japan."
K: "I wonder how the legality of that will work once we come back over."
M: "They might begrudgingly a-accept it."
S: "I never thought I'd see Hikari this relaxed. Normally she's so high strung, if you don't mind me saying Asuka."
A: "Nah it's accurate, though don't say it to her face." Snickering. "I'm glad she could finally unleash herself, I imagine she's gonna feel the exact same way once she finally ties the knot with that lummox."
R: "I don't think I have ever seen her with her hair down, now that I think about it."
A: "Shit she's still sticking with the pigtails, I think Toji must like them in some way."
S: "I like how we had the opsec to stash our phones like that. I'm presuming the foil is to block out the signals?"
A: "Faraday cage, yeah. Though good touch with the freezer, even when they're turned off I'm sure they still have some telemetry going in them."
R: "I tend to remove the battery in mine if I do not want to be disturbed."
S: "They're gonna end up giving us phones you can't remove the battery in at this rate."
A: "Even then, turning them off in foil in the freezer should block their signals and slow them down to snail's pace. Batteries especially don't like functioning in the cold, maybe that was the idea behind that."
K: "How on Earth were we drunk out of our minds but still aware enough to set all our phones up like that?"
R: "I get the impression we had done that before."
M: "So are you guys gonna tell H-Hikari about this now?"
A: "I would, if we weren't harlots in it!" Exclaiming it. "She would implode if she read this!"

"'"Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod you had a double wedding?! That's even better! You two are so cute together! I can't believe we missed all this! Did you get a video? Tell me there's a video!"'"
M: "Good job capturing her energy R-Rei!"
R: "Thank you."
A: "Poor girl she doesn't know!" With a laugh. "Oh my God how are we even going to try explaining this to her…"
S: "Even our Hikari would struggle to understand if we did… not unless we made it obvious beforehand."
K: "And we clearly didn't in that world."
R: "At least the story so far is a bit clearer. Misato convinced Toji and Hikari to get married, we got drunk, they left immediately to presumedly consummate the marriage, and then we kept drinking and eventually worked up the courage to wed ourselves?"
A: "Oh she would've hated to miss out on that, but hey, that's her own fault."
M: "Hey not like she knew you four were gonna p-pull the trigger on that! If you were that orbiting!"
R: "Wonder if she is still waiting for you two to marry."
A: "I mean probably, you know how she's like when it comes to that kinda thing." In a sigh. "God remember that Christmas where we bought that themed clothing from her elder sister?"
R: "Fondly, as I'm sure Shinji and Kaworu do." With a small smile aimed towards them.
M: "You two w-what?!"
A: "I didn't hear the end of it from Hikari for months!"
R: "I thought Kodama would snitch on us. Still worth it."
A: "You kept it, right?"
R: "Oh yeah."
M: "Oh my God, show me!"
A: "Well shit if you insist girl!" Picking herself up and off to her room.
S: "I see the beers are working." As he sipped his own. Rei took the opportunity to grab another three cans out of the fridge. For herself.
Shinji couldn't help but be disappointed, as Asuka merely showed off the Christmas fit as it was on a coathanger, not on her person. "Oh chin up, Shinji, I wasn't gonna put it on!"
M: "Aww why not?" In playful pout. "What's a bit of s-showing off the bod between friends!"
R: "If you were like this with your friend group I am not surprised no one pursued you."
M: "And that looks cute girl, I was e-expecting almost lingerie."
A: "Mari you see how high this skirt goes right?" Holding it up to her, indeed there was perhaps an inch of length from the hip down. "At least I had stockings with mine, Rei didn't have anything down there!"
S: "You never showed off like that to your friends, right Mari?"
M: "Oh not me personally, but I d-did help a few of my sapphic friends surprise their girls with it." She'd snicker. "I think Octy still owes me that f-favor actually. On another note, I suppose I know who's w-wearing the pants in their relationship."
A: "Hikari was always wearing them, let's be honest." As Asuka put her Christmas best aside. "Suppose it would've been 50/50 how she'd be in the bedroom, my money was on her being submissive honestly."
K: "Maybe they will relax once the thrill of marriage wears off a bit."
A: "Hmm, maybe." In a small sigh. "Maybe we take some extracts from this work and show them. I'm sure they'd appreciate that, at least."

Enormous Compassion
"'Touji and I departed right after the official said 'man and wife', because I have been waiting
five damn years to be properly married so I can finally fuck my husband, and I was not waiting one second more than I had to."'"
Asuka spat her drink again. "HIKARI! LANGUAGE!"
R: "Marriage really has changed her."
M: "Yeah go figure she s-struggled to understand."
S: "I'm genuinely surprised her and Toji got married that quickly! I thought she'd want a frilly white wedding!"
A: "Shinji she waited five years to fuck that brute of hers, if I were in her shoes and I had that promise to keep, and I know she doesn't break her promises, I would've been desperate to get it done. Shit, it sounds like they hadn't even been engaged until that party, they were pre-engaged!"
K: "I wonder how busy we all were that even they couldn't even take a few days to wed. I know we were unsure about it, but they seemed pretty sure."
S: "We really were drunk!" Laughed Shinji. "Also, again probably Misato's fault, this Romulan Ale. Is that a Star Trek thing?"
M: "Oh my God if NERV brewed a drink anywhere near as s-strong as that, no wonder that's what happened! It's literally blue a-absinthe! Even Klingons struggle with it!"
A: "And they just fed it to us, knowing how sensitive we all are to alcohol."
M: "Yeah sounds like it."
A: "God damn it Misato were you trying to get us married?!"
K: "Why on Earth did NERV think it a good idea to brew a super-alcohol?"
R: "Perhaps they also wanted to experiment what it would take to make a Nephilim drunk." Another can was put aside. "Because I'm not sure what I can tell you but this is absolutely not doing anything for me."
A: "That's ten cans Rei! I'd be all over Shinji if I was that plastered!"
R: "I told you I was incapable of feeling inebriated."
M: "Well that's quitter talk right there!"
A: "I'm gonna run out of beer!"
Pen-Pen crowed behind them. "No we're not gonna drink your beer!"
S: "He's been drinking your beer anyway."
A: "What?!"
Pen-Pen ran back into his fridge and locked the door behind him. "Pesky bird!" Throwing one of Rei's empty cans against his fridge. "Well we're gonna run out of beer faster, might have to do another beer run soon Shinji."
S: "I think Misato's running low on booze anyway, may as well while we have the weekend free."
M: "Wait you guys can get booze?"
A: "I literally show my NERV ID and they let me buy it."
M: "What the fuck?! Why couldn't I do t-that!"
That got some laughter out of the group at least.

"'She finished the last of her coffee and patted Touji on the hand. "I think you'll have to carry me to the taxi stand, dear. Let's go help them find out what happened to them last night after we left."'"
A: "Oh my Go- you fucked him out last night? Sounds like it was mutual girl!"
R: "Can't say I had ever been that thoroughly loved that I could not walk in the morning."
A: "Does he do it right?"
K: "Well I like to think so…"
M: "What about you and Shinji, p-princess?"
A: "I mean we've definitely fucked ourselves to exhaustion before, but never so bad that we couldn't even stand up in the morning!"
That got Shinji blushing. "I… suppose we're still trying to get used to the thought of public affection, Kaworu."
K: "Perhaps in Japan that gesture may turn heads, but by the sounds of it, America is a lot more relaxed about it."
M: "Not just by the sounds of it, at t-this point!"
A: "You're welcome for the encouragement you two!" Giggling. "Be glad I didn't have to knock your heads together!"
Both of the boys shared a bashful look.
R: "Good work on Toji still having the strength to do such thing."
A: "Rei, I can carry Hikari. She's not exactly the heaviest person in the world. And Toji's a jock, it's probably like lifting paper to him!"
M: "No wonder she likes him! I'm surprised they decided to c-come along with you!"
S: "Toji definitely tried to be married some more."
K: "Curiosity is a wonderful virtue, isn't it."
A: "Obviously that's not what Hikari married Toji for. Good on Hikari for taking all that so well though!"
S: "Even the tattoos I was expecting her to really get up in arms about."
R: "As she said, perhaps she is still high on the back of her adopting the Suzuhara name. Zen, as she says."
M: "Wonder if that means your H-Hikari would be okay with that thought."
A: "I mean as I said, she would. She was pretty unsure about Kensuke and his birds for a bit, but I think they eventually had one of those unguarded moments she was privy to. She didn't really raise much of a fuss about them afterwards."
K: "I'm sure she already understands how close we all are, even outside of wanting to go that far."
A: "Mhm, so I think she'll be fine with understanding it."
Before a glare towards the bluenette. "Compassion, Rei." Couldn't help the snickering though. "You're not wrong though, Shinji does have enormous compassion!"
Shinji choked on his drink at the complement. "A-Asuka!"

"God you guys really are cute together, you're so unsure of yourselves it's adorable!"

Shinji and Kaworu didn't really have many words in regards to that. "I… think we're new to the public display of such thing. It'd… be easy to keep it between us, in drunken moments, but… actually being out with it would've been new."

"We seem to be managing okay at least… as I am with you, Asuka." With a small glance. "I appreciate those words."

"Thought you would, Angel boy." With a snicker. "Well, we know a bit more about what's going on. At least enough to get started."

"All we really need to know is that it was 100% Misato's fault."

"It probably would be in our world too y'know."

"I have conceded myself to that fate."

"Her, and some sorta super b-booze that NERV was implied to have made. Like what the hell, why would they e-even do that?!"

"Maybe Misato deliberately had it made to finally get us married?"

"That'd be something she'd do."

"I like to think we would not require the lubrication in order to make that decision." Speaking of, Rei finished another can. "I do not think this is working, but at this point I want to continue drinking to see if there is a limit."

"Doing yourself some science, Rei?"

"Last time I did science I d-died." Was Mari's blunt assessment.

"At the very least I am not interfering with a Solenoid." Taking a sip. "Okay I am interfering with a Solenoid. I am sure I will be fine."

"Suppose we'll wait and see!" Cheered Asuka, picking up another couple cans from the fridge. "Do continue, Rei!"
~
Dude Where's My Car?
"'They'd all four of them been the closest of friends and lovers for years. Could he... could he do this? For them?'"

Asuka sighed. "I thought I beat that insecurity out of you, Shin-chan!"
S: "Not hard enough in that world, by the looks of it…"
He'd give an aside glance to Asuka. "I mean… it took a lot for me to get out of my head regarding that. You worked your butt off to convince me I was worthy of that kinda thing, Asuka."
A: "Mhm, because you are." Giving him a wide smile. "And everyone else here thinks that too!"
R: "You deserve all the happiness we can offer you. It is a shame we were not able to convince your counterpart of that."
M: "Sounds like you were both m-messed up in the head."
A: "I mean, here, we collided and exploded together and we were also pretty scared of hurting each other, even if it wasn't the healthiest relationship."
S: "That and we were so dependent on each other, I think that overrode any insecurities we may have had."
A: "Oh yeah, I wasn't gonna give you up! I went so long feeling unloved and unworthy and I finally had a boy that made me feel like I belonged in the world, no way I was giving that up! And I know you were the same, Shinji!"
K: "You still joke about your co-dependency on each other."
Asuka snorted. "Mhm, cause we identify now that it wasn't healthy, but I won't say where we were before was better. And I think we're all in a much better mental state now than we were."
R: "A state which was built in collaboration."
M: "You must not have had that e-explosive get together in that world then."
A: "Mhm, yeah I'm thinking that must've not happened. Maybe the kiss went better though, cause in the Laserdiscs it was just a bit of a wet fish of a kiss."
S: "That somehow directly lead to the end of the world."
M: "Oh sheesh that bad?"
R: "At least we did not have to rely on alcohol to bring our walls down." As she was drinking her can. "I find it a shame we were only able to encourage this behaviour with such lubrication."
K: "…What of the other behaviour I was getting up to with Shinji?"
A: "Well now that I know you guys might be willing I might not need to be sloshed for that!"
Shared blushes from the boys. "…What do you make of Strypgia's assessment, Rei?"
R: "Accurate." She'd give a little giggle. "The Solenoid gives many benefits, one of which includes near infinite stamina and, after some training, the ability to control when they finish."
Glaring to the phone. "Though the instinct is still difficult to manage."
K: "The Lilim's body is so sensitive to that thought…"
M: "Oh for goodness sake-"
A: "Well if you were ever interested in it, and you wanted some spectators and encouragement…" As she rubbed shoulders with her boy. "I'm sure we'd be all for it!"
S: "Never thought you'd be into such perversion, Asuka." Looking away with an embarrassed pout.
A: "Heh, now who's being the tsun, Shin-chan!"
M: "You don't have a collection of that k-kinda stuff, do you?"
A: "Of course I don't!" Barking it out. "What do you take me for?!"
R: "A pervert, obviously."
A: "Okay I am a pervert but I don't stoop to pornography. Why do I need to? I have someone perfectly willing to do the deed anyway!"
S: "Asuka…"
M: "Yeah but yaoi?"
R: "Shinji seems perfectly willing to try such thing out."
Shinji was burning red at this point. "Rei!"
A: "Are you sure the drinks aren't doing anything, Rei?!" With a longer than usual giggle. "Never thought you'd be so candid."
R: "Have I ever been anything but with you three?" She'd offer her signature slight smile. "Perhaps I need to ask that of you two."
A: "I mean I've only had two, I'm used to these drinks so it's only just starting to buzz me. What about you, Shinji?"
S: "You're a bad influence on me Asuka, I'm feeling the same."
A: "Mhm but it tends to pile for you." Snickering. "I'd probably have a break after that one Shin-chan, not unless we wanna explain why you're blind drunk at-" Glancing to the clock. "10:30."
M: "I think they may have some concerns why you're e-even drinking this early."
To which Asuka shrugged. "It's the weekend, Mari. That and we already had our work for today."
R: "I am relying on the fact that the universe does not tend to interrupt us when we are going through these works."
A: "Ooh yeah imagine if we rocked up to a sortie like this!" With a giggle at the thought. "Misato would go absolutely off at us!"
K: "It wouldn't surprise me if NERV had emergency medication to cycle alcohol out of ones system."
R: "That probably tastes terrible and is painful to take."
S: "With how our luck's been, we might have to face something."
A: "Well to that I say-" She took a swig of drink. "If the universe didn't want us to drink, they wouldn't have given us a work where we go on a bender and get married to each other!"

"'"This was an excellent note," Rei observed. "Concise and accurate."'"
The group would giggle at that comedy of errors. "Now, which one of you guys is responsible for that?"
K: "That seems like something Rei might do."
R: "Perhaps, but we are working with the theoretical drunk Kaworu here. Who knows how playful you may be in that state."
M: "I gotta say that was an excellent note!" In a cheer. "Like, even t-though you were drunk you somehow managed to convey the point!"
S: "I'm still wondering why we put it on the roof in the first place… or if anyone else even noticed it was on the roof!"
A: "I'm sure the staff of Caesar's Palace might've had concerns finding a brand new Honda on their roof." In a snicker. "What, were we too drunk to drive, but not drunk enough to use your AT-Field to move it around?"
S: "And not even on the right casino by the looks of it…"
R: "Look we were drunk okay?"
M: "As Shinji said, y'all c-couldn't even remember A: getting married, and 2: all the sex! Like of course you forget where you park the minivan!"
A: "We didn't even park it in a- we parked it on the roof of another casino! Like what even crosses our- God damn it Misato's right, you don't know a thing when you're plastered!"
K: "I do appreciate us all playing into the bit with the car at least." He'd chuckle. "Even if we were severely hung over we could still have that fun."
M: "I was wondering if you guys g-got the reference to that movie."
R: "Objectively poor a movie it was, it is a good watch for when you don't need to pay attention."
M: "What's that meant to imply?"
All Rei offered was a look towards Kaworu.
M: "Sly dogs!" With a playful tap on his head. "Ow."
S: "I'm just glad we didn't lose the rental, that would've been expensive to replace."
A: "Honda's are decent from what I heard, wouldn't personally go for a minivan of course but I suppose we could use the space. Especially if we're carting around everyone."

Green Honda
"'"I guess that explains why Rei got really into vodka that year. This day just keeps getting stranger," Kaworu said, shaking his head. He opened the side door and got in the back row.'"

Rei had kept reading despite bits of Asuka's beer spray landing on her face, only now wiping some of it off with the back of her hand. "Never thought I'd learn Russian that way."
K: "I suppose it is easier when you determine it a matter of necessity."
A: "What the hell does Russia have that caught your fancy?"
R: "I am not sure I wish to know the answer to that question."
S: "Go figure the bears speak Russian though. Did we ever figure out what Pen-Pen speaks? Or do we just innately understand him?"
A: "I think it's the latter, surely he uses his AT-Field in some way to do the communication?"
S: "Not sure, we never really looked into it." In a shrug. "It's not gonna be something like Inuit or something, right?"
M: "Wrong arctic buddy."
A: "What should we call it? Penguinese?"
R: "Other penguins do not even speak it."
S: "You could just ask him directly." Picking himself up and knocking on his door. "Pen-Pen?"
It slid open. "Wark?"
S: "What language do you speak in?"
A moment for thought. "Wark." Before he shut the door again.
A: "What do you mean you speak Japanese?!"
M: "Well obviously you guys still understand him! Also love how only way we can tell they're a f-female polar bear is the colored fez."
R: "I get the impression that may have been a deliberate choice from Mrs. Growlski. It'd be such a shame if she had to gore someone for misgendering her, so the fez just makes it easier for everyone."
M: "Y'know what I can't argue a-against that logic."
S: "I don't think I'd want to argue any logic against a polar bear!"
K: "What's the bet Mrs. Growlski is a better driver than Misato?"
A: "I mean you could pay to get a Soviet driving license, so I like to think she'd be better."
S: "Which 'she'd' are you referring to?"
Asuka wouldn't say, merely snickering.

"'Mrs. Growlski harrumphed something more, pointing with one paw. "We are here," Rei interpreted.'"
A: "Heh, how does it feel being as nauseous as the plebeians, Kaworu?"
K: "Annoying." In a huff.
M: "At least Toji isn't interested in j-joining the harem you guys have formed."
R: "Is it a harem if it's even? The image in my mind is it's focused on one person."
S: "Maybe we're Asuka's harem." With a sly smile.
To which she flicked his ear. "I'm glad to hear you're content with this, Rei. I think we'll still need some time to come around it."
R: "Perhaps the video will convince you otherwise."
A: "Oh it might at this rate!"
M: "Also, great assessment from you, R-Rei. Space alien."
R: "Not sure I determine that an accurate assessment. Daughter of a space alien perhaps."
K: "If anything I am closer to a space alien."
S: "Would Lilith even count as a space alien?"
R: "She came from space, and was alien to Earth. Yes, I'd say so."
A: "She's also the progenitor of all life on Earth. So in a way we're all space aliens!"
R: "But the message of it, I like. It does not matter how people see us. I do what makes me enjoy my life. And clearly, being with you guys is what I enjoy in life."
K: "Both there and here."
R: "Mhm, indeed." Softly smiling. "Never thought about whatever fame we may have from the Angel War though."
S: "Misato went to significant lengths to keep our identities mostly anonymous, most photos of us online end up scrubbed in favour of photos of the Evangelion instead. Though it's not like we hide it amongst our peers."
M: "Oh I never hid it when I was a pilot. Didn't have anyone t-try anything weird with me."
A: "I get annoying boys all the time but I've made it clear to everyone that they put their life into their hands if they do that."
R: "That and we have so many agents protecting us, if they presented a real threat they would most likely be shot immediately."
M: "I already said to Ash around half the t-teachers at my school were strapped."
A: "Mhm that's normal."
S: "That explanation of the tattoos is sweet at least. Makes sense for you, Rei."
R: "Permanently marking the skin to signify the bond. There is a charm to it, now that I've thought about it."
A: "That's not the booze talking right?"
R: "I don't think so." Sinking another drink. "I don't feel drunk."
M: "Maybe you need something s-stronger, drug wise. You ever tried pot?"
R: "Do I look like someone who smokes marijuana?"
A: "I'd probably prefer that over Smile Dip."
M: "You ever come over to America, pot's l-legal here."
A: "What isn't illegal in America?!"

"Well, I suppose we figure out what happened next, huh?"

"Mhm about time I say!" Asuka cheered. "See what our drunk-ass selves got up to the night before!"

"I think we know what our drunk-ass selves got up to." Noted Rei.

"I mean we can see the results, but how we got there is what I wanna know!"

"Do y'all even know where Misato and K-Kaji went off to?"

Asuka blinked. "Nope."

"That'll be next I'm sure."

"I like how we have our priorities in order." Shinji chuckled.

"Oh I'm sure they can handle themselves, not like we've angered the Mafia or anything."

"I dunno, you guys did get p-pretty fucking drunk last night!"
~
Soryu-Ayanami
"'She walked out from behind the counter and gestured for them all to follow her down the hall to the right.'"

A: "W-You took both our names?"
S: "Well you already know what I feel about the Ikari name."
K: "And I hold no attachment to Nagisa. I would do the same."
R: "I do not think the Ayanami name has any significance either."
A: "Other than it being the last name of the girl we love!"
That got her to blush. "Perhaps it does have significance then, as does Soryu." Nudging back.
M: "Oh and the fact it w-was so genuine that they wanna use it in marketing material! Like, you guys wanted it that badly?!"
A: "Ah- I mean we did shout it out at the end of it… and Hikari did too! She really was holding out!"
S: "Did her mother ever get her to promise something here?"
A: "I mean it wouldn't surprise me, and I'm sure she cleared it with her mother before she actually started banging Toji- you know how she's like!"
R: "I'm actually looking forward to… reading this video?" With a furrowed brow. "Either way, if it was this inspiring for the staff, I cannot wait to see how I may react to it."
K: "This Romulan Ale must be amazing, if we were that coherent during the wedding. I would have thought it'd be nigh incomprehensible, let along moving enough to inspire additional couples to tie the knot."
M: "Can't forget the t-trio!"
A: "I'm sorry I still can't get over how you took our names! Like… j-jeez, way to make a girl feel special…"
R: "Multiple girls feel special." The thought of it did have a nice ring to it, glancing aside with a small smile.
S: "And yeah I was going to take your name anyway, Asuka. I think my mother would understand why I decide to ditch the Ikari name."
A: "I-I mean… actually Soryu's okay. If it was Langley I'd have questions."
M: "You still unsure about your o-old man?"
A: "He didn't even bother to tell me he was dying for God's sake!" With a slight grimace on thinking of him again. "Surely he could've gotten at least a message out without having to rely on Carmen finding him at death's door! Tell me something about himself, anything at all before I found his fucking tombstone-"
Shinji rested his hand on hers, a soft look to him.
All Asuka could do was sigh, taking a sip from her drink. "Sorry… I'm still angry with him." And another. "…Keep going, Rei."
A look towards her, before returning the gaze to the book.

"'"You are... tense, my husband. This may be embarrassing," Rei whispered. "I have an idea."'"
Rei knew perfectly well what her counterpart was going to do, and the thought made her hide behind the book. "…Right before we watch the video as well."
A: "Ahh Rei you know boys! They can't help it!" As she slapped Shinji's back, who was equally trying to hide his embarrassment. "Though bold of you to relieve him right then and there! If it was me I'd just make him put up with it!"
K: "And you stashing yourselves in school supply closets is the exception?"
Mari continued to bray like a mule in the background.
A: "That's school Kaworu, no one gives a shit."
R: "I passed by a supply closet one time and one of the students had scrawled 'Shinji and Asuka's Love Hotel' on paper and stuck it to the door."
A: "E-bu-WHAT?!"
M: "-HAH!"
S: "Do you know who it was?"
R: "Unfortunately not, or I would have thrown them in a trash can."
A: "I'm gonna fucking throw them in a trash can I swear to God-"
S: "So we need to be more subtle next time."
M: "I love how that's the lesson you're t-taking from that Shinji, instead of, oh I dunno, not fucking in a s-supply closet!"
A: "Well where the hell are you supposed to fuck, Mari?!"
M: "NOT AT THE SCHOOL!" Before Mari fell over laughing. Again. "Like bro if you really need to, g-get yourself a delivery or an old truck with a canopy, and turn the back into a portable fuckpad! Use it in lunch break!"
A: "It's not so easy to get a car to fuck in around here, Mari!" She'd give an irate sigh. "God damn it, where are we gonna do it now Shinji?"
S: "There's still the boiler room."
A: "D'oh but it's too hot in there!"
S: "Mhm but it's in a secluded area, and there's no cameras around."
A: "Gah fine we'll stick to the boiler room." Pouting at the situation, with arms folded.
M: "Girl that's not the takeaway you're supposed to get from that!"
A: "If I wanna suck Shinji's dick I damn well will suck his dick! Don't care what people think!" A hiccup. "And if Shinji's tense I should be able to help him out with that! Or Rei in this situation, but same principle applies!"
R: "Sometimes I wish I can get drunk like you can, Asuka."
A: "Hey I'm only a little tipsy!" She'd giggled. "Okay maybe I need a bit of a break from the drink as well."
M: "Well at least you're aware of that!"
S: "I'm just thankful our love lives don't revolve around alcohol."
A: "Yeah well as I say, that's something you can blame slash thank Misato for. Obviously she rubbed off her bad habits on us!"
Shinji would flatly look towards the open cans of beer on the table, Rei opening her fifteenth can.
All Asuka could do was laugh. "Okay okay maybe that happened in our world too."
M: "Well you haven't all c-clashed into a massive harem yet, so jury's out on that front."
K: "Shinji did you just call my backside mathematically perfect?"
His blush returned.

Romulan Ale
"'Rachel closed the door to give them a modicum of privacy to watch, but stayed around herself, apparently wanting to see the whole thing again.'"

A: "R-Rei what the heck did you do?!"
R: "I am of two minds with that, either I…" Clearing her throat. "Snowballed you-"
Mari choked on air upon hearing that.
R: "-Or I just gave you a remote of some description. Either would make sense given the context."
K: "Why not both?"
Mari whacked him upside the head for that thought. "Ow."
S: "It… sounded like you gave Asuka some sorta pleasure as well though."
A: "I mean if I suddenly got a mouthful of…" An aside glance as she took a swig of drink. "That, and knowing where it just came from- God way to make me look like a whore!"
R: "I thought you were meant to whore out for your lovers?"
A: "Well I clearly do that anyway!" With a bashful snicker. "But seeing it on paper… and Christ I never even thought of doing that!"
R: "It is a way of spreading the love at least."
A: "Obviously you don't seem to mind the concept."
R: "Perhaps I am a bit more whorish than I thought."
M: "Rei, Russian porn isn't e-exactly synonymous with vanilla."
K: "Were you using your AT-Field, perhaps?"
Rei's eyes went wide. "Now that I had not thought of."
A: "Oh great, thanks Kaworu now you have her tempted!"
S: "On… other matters… I love seeing you glow like that, Asuka."
A: "Ah… heh, yeah." A small look to him, blushing slightly. "I mean, it's only the happiest day of my life, ain't it? And fuck it sounded like I needed it. Shame I couldn't remember it but… well, I suppose we're gonna find out soon."
R: "I for one cannot wait to see your reaction in full. And… hearing that it was you who did the proposal."
A: "Never would've thought it, eh?" She sighed. "Ahh, okay, k-keep going Rei."

"'Misato just shook her head. "Man, you need to get fucked in the worst way, Hikari."'"
Mari was still wheezing. "Have mercy!"
A: "Holy shit I never would've thought I'd see Hikari shitfaced like that!" In abstract awe. "How the fuck did that Romulan Ale make us sober?!"
K: "And not just sober, but both sober and drunk at the same time."
S: "That doesn't seem possible."
R: "Perhaps it functions at the spiritual level."
M: "Christ you should ask L-Lilith if they had anything like this! This sounds like s-something in her ballpark!"
A: "And swear to God, if Hikari knew what she was saying in this one, she'd have a seizure."
S: "You gonna show it to her?"
A: "Oh hell yeah, maybe nothing explicit involving us but we could easily rejig it to something more palatable for her!"
K: "I was going to say, I wouldn't think she'd appreciate the duel."
S: "And she'd appreciate her saying she was going to tie down Toji and ride him all night long?"
A: "I mean probably not but c'mon, she's gotta see how she's like in this one!"
R: "I'm thankful the explicit scenes have been limited to us so far."
A: "I'm dreading seeing a sex scene with Misato and Kaji even though I know it's almost expected at this point, I mean c'mon no way they didn't end up marrying as well in the rush!"
S: "We hear them through the walls anyway, seeing it in paper won't be any different."
R: "You just need to scream louder than her, Asuka."
M: "W-Waht-" Before spluttering into giggles. "No fucking way you g-guys have competitions?!"
A: "Well when Misato screams and makes her pleasure obvious, y'know a girl can get a bit jealous and one thing leads to another and we end up in mutual screaming competitions."
R: "And not because they are angry."
A: "I know you like listening to it Rei, bet it encourages you two as well!"
R: "I tend to be a bit more subtle about it at least."
Mari genuinely didn't have any words, at least any that could be heard through her laughter. "I think you guys broke her." Kaworu would drone.

"'Hikari slammed her own empty cup on the table between her and Misato. "Bartender, fill me the fuck up!"'"
A: "Wait what the fuck Ritsuko made that drink up?!"
M: "Oh she's just been carrying around a t-thermos of LCL based super-booze- c'mon man they all wanted this!"
S: "Now I've had a few drinks, but that seems like a bad idea."
R: "Obviously you have not had that many drinks then."
M: "You'd totally try t-that out if we had it, huh Rei?"
R: "If it could get me sloshed, as they call it, then maybe."
A: "I'm sorry I'm still trying to get around the fact that the resident stick made party fuel!"
K: "Party fuel that seems like the best of both worlds. Other than the killer hangover at the end of it."
A: "Well that's just a given with alcohol- I wanna know what these additives are! We aren't putting something like speed into our bodies are we?"
S: "It's NERV, it's gotta be asbestos."
M: "They were all totally in on you g-guys doing that were they? Surely they knew what was gonna happen once you drank it!"
A: "Where is Ritsuko in this anyway?! Surely she's drinking with us! There's nothing she needs to be in Japan for surely?!"
R: "Odds are if she got high on her own supply, she and Maya are actively cosplaying."
M: "What do you mean by t-that?"
R: "Maya is Alaska and Ritsuko is a pumpjack."
Both Asuka and Shinji spat out their drinks, Mari collapsing into a fit of giggles for what felt like the twelfth time. "GIRL!"
S: "G-Good on Toji for encouraging Hikari to keep that promise. Despite her movements."
K: "He is a model for all men everywhere."

Love Is In Bloom
"'Misato pointed at the familiar pendant she'd let Hikari borrow on short notice for the traditional 'something borrowed' part of the poem. She linked her arm with Ryouji's and they headed to the parking lot themselves.'"

A: "Heh… won't end up being tomorrow, Misato."
K: "It has to happen immediately at this point… we did not even have any appropriate garb, did we?"
M: "I'm sure you would've dressed somewhat decently, g-given you at least had a couple hours notice that they were getting married."
S: "Takeaway I get from here is Misato is married to Kaji."
A: "Mister Katsuragi according to her!" She'd giggle. "Oh she'd love that!"
R: "Would she like the idea of playing high stakes poker with him?"
A: "I mean probably, part of her never grew out of her college days y'know!"
S: "The drinking should be evidence of that."
K: "You'd think you were at college, Rei."
As she opened an 18th can. "I am sure a college student could still drink more."
A: "In box wine perhaps, no way a college student could afford those beers I get!"
S: "I'm still amazed how quickly this was organised. They waited five years and it all happened in ninety minutes!"
R: "It still surprises me they did not rush it earlier. Both of them are absolutely glowing at the prospect."
K: "Wonderful inspiration for Asuka's move."
M: "And we all know what c-catching the bouquet means!"
A: "W-Well we already know I got married from the opening… but wow, it really was that quick huh…"
R: "Do you want me to keep going then?"
A: "YES!" Before catching herself, blushing profusely. "I-I mean-"
Rei put a finger to Asuka's lips. "Then let us continue."
That gesture only got her to blush even more.

Blushing would be the theme, as Asuka's speech was broadcast by Rei. Asuka merely listened on in quiet contemplation. "'Asuka stared at the screen. "...... what... the... fuck?"'"
A few moments passed. "Never thought you'd have a w-way with words girl, God damn that makes me wanna marry someone! I don't even know who!"
A: "Ah… heh." A sniffle. "Y-Yeah. I… made quite a few good points there."
R: "All I'm sure are at least somewhat accurate to yourself as you are."
Another beat.
A: "Mmmgh… I thought I was pretty good with expressing myself nowadays." An aside glance. "Seems I… still have a ways to go with some thoughts."
R: "You're really thinking about the prospect now, aren't you?"
A: "How can I not? We're… so perfect in this one… and you know I love all of you… shit I suppose even Kaworu at this point. Is... is that where we end up?"
K: "Only if you want to end up there. We will be happy no matter what decision you decide to make."
Another moment.
A: "…I say it better than I could say it." In a slight snicker. "But… I know what happened when we tried rushing into it. Though…"
Giving a frustrated sigh. "God damn it Strypgia I want that but it's not as easy as drinking Romulan Ale and just going for it! Not for me at least!"
M: "Well we don't have Romulan Ale to s-start."
A: "But you know how I'm like. One of the things I don't like about how we went in this story is how we were constantly breaking up and coming back together, I'd hate myself if I caused that for anyone. So… maybe that's half a reason why I'm a bit reluctant to pursue it again. I don't wanna damage what we have already."
Rei and Shinji would look between themselves. "You know we won't hate you no matter what happens." Shinji rested his hand on Asuka's. "If you want to try your hand at that again."
R: "I think you know our opinions by now." Her hand also rested on Asuka's. "I love you, same as Shinji."
K: "Add me onto that as well." With a small smile. "I'd… hold your hand as well but, can't exactly through the phone."
The slightest of snickers from Asuka, pulling a hand out from under Shinji to wipe some tears. "O-okay, okay… I'll think about it. But if we are going for it, we're slow moving. I don't want any of you to feel neglected or left out, so… I don't know how we're gonna do that if you're over in Boston, Kaworu. I have a point, I'm not just gonna leave you out in the lurch."
M: "Maybe have either you or S-Shinji come over, say it's for more development of the local pilots but use the opportunity to work on that relationship!" Mari gleefully cheered, playing the devil's advocate. "If you're becoming a quartet, you're gonna need to develop all the links in the group before you can come together!" Pointing to them. "You and Shinji already have an a-amazing link, and that will never break at this point. Kaworu and Rei are literally s-soulbound, you can't break that e-even with death! Spend some time with someone else as a c-couple, build it up, and then once you've galvanized everything, then you can come together and have a big ol' Vegas group wedding and orgy!"
S: "You were so inspiring until that last word."
The last word caught Asuka off guard, her stumbling into a giggle. "Ahh okay okay, I'll think it through and… yeah, chat with Shinji about it. See what we want to do."
A look towards Rei. "Must say… it is tempting. Despite my reluctance."
R: "Inspiring yourself, perhaps."
A: "Heh, yeah."

Asuka could only sigh. "And that's the end of that chapter?"

"Mhm, indeed." Putting the book down. "Would you like to take a break?"

A nod from her. "I… think I need to sober up a bit." Glancing to the can. "Suppose I can let the liquor talk as well."

"I like the way you w-worded it in the story." Her form offered a wide beam. "And yeah girl, don't shield your heart! Do what it wants!"

"Mgh that's the thing I want to!" Exasperated. "But I wanna make sure I'm not hurting anyone else… but at least it sounds like we're on similar wavelengths with it."

Rei held a hand up. "Yeah Rei?"

"I think I'm finally starting to feel something!"

Asuka would beam. "Are you really?"

A beat.

"…No." Rei wilted. "I just wanted you to feel excited."

Asuka could at least giggle at Rei's attempt. "Ah Rei you don't have to get plastered to make me feel happy! You do that quite well sober!"

That got a blush on Rei's face. "T… thank you."

"Still, Rei!" Pointing to all the cans. "TWENTY! I would be dead if I had that many drinks in that short a timeframe!"

"I don't even want to think about how much alcohol would be in my blood if it was not filtered out by the Solenoid."

"Hey where does things g-go in the Solenoid? Cause it sounds like it removes wastes and other stuff as well as supplying energy!"

"It is sourced from the Metaphysical, so I'm assuming that alcohol is going to the Metaphysical as well."

"You aren't g-getting some godly being sloshed with that are you?"

"I hope not, though I am sure Lilith would have questions for me if that were the case."

"It's not ending up with Kaworu over that soul link, is it?"

"If it was, and judging by Stryp I am apparently sensitive to alcohol, you would know about it Shinji."

"You'd be all over him like clothes on a m-man's back, Ash."

"Someone would be on their back."

"A-Asuka!" Both Kaworu and Shinji exclaimed.

To her snickering. "Ahh okay okay, let's give it an hour or so to sober up a bit, and we'll keep going with it." Asuka picked herself up. "Though if you want to you can keep drinking Rei."

"Pouring alcohol into me is no better than pouring it into the trash, and I would rather not waste any more of your beer Asuka."

"Ah what's mine is yours Rei, at least you're trying!"

A hand on Shinji's shoulder. "Mind if I have a chat with you, Shinji?"

"Not at all, Asuka."

They would retire to their room.

Rei gave an airy sigh. "I hope you would be fine with such an arrangement, Kaworu."

"You know I love Shinji, Rei."

"Mhm, and I suppose Mari's idea of developing the chains would include Asuka too?"

"Good luck taming that s-shrew, I don't know how Shinji did it!"

"Involved much less throwing against trees, from what I've seen."

"Perhaps the anime omitted such detail due to its rating."

"Oh and all the nudity violence blood and personal trauma was fine?"

"Yes. Depicting us being thrown against a tree would have pushed it into the next rating."

"Mhm, sure." With a snicker. "What… do you think about what Lilith showed us?"

"Cause I'm still r-rattled over it!"

A brief moment of thought. "We… need more information. She will teach us. But… by the sounds of it, it was war… and the Incubators would not let up."

"Will not l-let up." Mari corrected. "They're on Earth now."

"…Indeed." It was with some guilt she thought of what needed doing. "I… do not think we can negotiate with them. I do not think they would want to negotiate with us anyway, if they believe we are responsible for… what happened."

"Genociding them." Mari was at least frank about it. "Yeah if I was an Incubator I'd f-freaking hate you guys!"

"Mari it sounded like they started it anyway." Rei wouldn't have any of it. "And they are still doing to us what they were doing billions of years ago with our ancestors. If they will hold no quarter with us, I say we hold no quarter with them."

A harrumph by Kaworu. "The more things change, the more things stay the same."
~
The conversation between Asuka and Shinji would end up less parlous than that of Rei and Kaworu, the two sat close to each other on the bed. "I wanted to get your opinion on it, Shinji. Cause… I think I would be open to it, once I work through this reluctance of mine. But I won't do it if you're not 100% on it."

"I mean…" A look away.

"Actually, first thing's first, would you even swing that way with Kaworu?" She'd snicker. "Cause I know he's a flirt with you and you kinda joke about it, but I don't think you ever actually told me if you'd be willing to do that or not."

"W-Well, I know you and Rei are… well, a bit sapphic at times. Surely you can't call kissing her like you do any sort of platonic?"

Asuka could only snicker. "You thought of doing that with Kaworu? Seeing us do that?"

"I mean… it's tempting." Scratching the back of his head. "Like you clearly enjoy yourself with Rei, and I know Kaworu loves me and he does make me tempted to try it out if I'm being honest."

"Did you do much in Germany?"

A beat. "We… may have kissed."

"Did'ja like it?"

Another beat.

And a blush.

And the smallest of nods.

"How was he like?" She'd snicker. "C'mon if we're all coming together I gotta get an assessment of him!"

"He's…" Struggling for words. "Gentle. Very tender, it's- well, you know how Rei kisses you? It at least looked similar… not like I've really kissed Rei to test it out of course."

"Figures she taught him her method." With airy sigh. "But yeah, I know how she kisses at least. Was he any sort of assertive? Cause I know Rei is rather assertive with me."

"He… might've been leading it, yes."

That got Asuka giggling. "Well, maybe if we do go down that path, might be good to explore that side of things."

Before she developed a foxy look. "C'mon, surely after all this time we spent together you haven't been tempted to walk a mile in my shoes?" And rubbing up against him. "Having someone so intimate with you, touching you so lovingly and tenderly! Prodding at certain points!" Poking quite pointedly at his belly.

All Shinji could do was glance up and poorly attempt to suppress his blush. "A-Asuka!"

"Ah c'mon you can admit it to me!" Fluttering her eyes at him, leaning on his shoulder.

"…Maybe."

"Heh, thought so."

Pecking his cheek. "Well, what say you we try exploring those sides a bit? I know Kaworu's over in the States at the moment, but next chance we get, you might be able to develop something with him."

"And you develop a bit more with Rei?"

To a coy nod. "Hey, if his skill with his mouth is anything like Stryp describes, I think you'll be in safe hands!"

Before she developed another smirk. "Y'know, if you are gonna be doing that, I'm gonna have to teach you how to do that!"

Spluttering from Shinji. "A-Asuka!"

"What? You don't wanna disappoint him do ya?!"

"W-Well no but-"

"So I need to teach you then!"

"I mean isn't it as easy as not grinding your teeth on it?"

"Oh Shin-chan you sweet summer child!" Patting his head with each word. "I have so many things to teach you!"

He gulped. "A-Are we getting started with it now?"

"Oh great idea, Shinji!"

Unfortunately this fic is not Evangelion: The Hangover and such smut would be considered far too inappropriate by the author's standards, so let us cut to another scene!

W-Why are you booing me?!
~

Instead of subjecting herself to whatever the hell those degenerates were doing, Eliza was actually making productive use of her time by assisting Maya with researching just what was in that Angelic material they recovered.

…Well, calling it Angelic material was a bit of a misnomer at this point. "Nil."

"…Nil?"

Indeed, the Magi had already sequenced the material, and compared it to the Angelic material they had on file.

No relation. "What about comparing it to Lilith? If they're at least Progenitive, there should be some relation."

Eliza would load up the sequences, the terminal buzzing in reply. "Still nil."

"So this material is not Angel or even from anything FAR related." Maya would bite a pen in idle thought. "What else do we have on file that we could compare it to?"

"We know VIRM are a thing in our world, we faced them when they took over Sovereign. What if we compared it to them?"

"Issue with that is we don't have their sequence on file…"

Eyes furrowing in thought. "Wait a minute what if we compare their genome to Hiro and Zero Two's?!"

"They are of the same universe?"

"VIRM is from their universe, so it's likely they at least share some sorta trait I'd think."

"Well we don't have any other leads, so we may as well." Pulling up their genomes. "…Hey, Sovereign's still within Rei. Do you think it might be good to see if they have something we can salvage from them?"

"She still has him?"

To a slight nod. "He… wasn't quite completely wiped out. Rei's trying her best to look after him but jury's out if he's going to make it or not."

"Cold assessment from you."

"If I'm not cold about it I'm going to keep thinking about how I was responsible for wiping his mind out and I don't think I can fully handle that."

A moment of quiet between the two.

"Do you wanna talk about it, Eliza?"

Eliza's eyes drifted from the screen.

Turning to Maya.

Sighing, and resting her head on Maya's arm. "I'm finding it difficult and I'm not sure who I can talk to about it."

"I'm here to talk about it."

Another beat.

"…I feel like I killed him." Quietly admitting. "I… know I had to get rid of that infection he had, and that was the only way we were gonna get out of there without having something bad happen, but I feel like I ended up wiping him all out and I'm not sure if I can recover him from that."

Maya… wasn't quite sure how to respond to that. She, well, honestly, neither her or Ritsuko were ever good at that kinda stuff. Hell, that's what the alcohol was for half the time…

But hey, that was just most of NERV at this point. "Look, Eliza… I probably don't have much I can say that can help soothe you."

She could at least hug her, at least. Hugs were always good, she thought.

All Eliza could do was sigh. "At least you're listening… that's a good start, Ma." Returning the gesture. "…We really need therapists."

"Mhm, we're working on it. Or, Massachusetts is working on it, at least."

The terminal dinged.

"…Huh." The result was unexpected. "Two percent?"

"It's more than the zeroes we've had. But it does make sense, considering VIRM and Klaxosaurs were always rendered as distinct. Maybe that two percent is due to them having some Klaxosaur within them or something."

"Why would they have Klaxosaur within them, though?"

Maya thought about that for a moment. "Y'know, that's a good question." With furrowed brow. "They didn't claim some sorta Klaxosaur DNA sample or something did they?"

"You'd know more than I do, I never seen the show."

"I only watched it up to like halfway through the story, then we had other things I needed to focus on."

"Okay so we know Zero Two and Hiro are these Klaxosaur types at least. From your knowledge of the show, who else could be Klaxosauric that is also influenced by VIRM?"

"Uhh… so APE was directly controlled by VIRM according to Zero Two… and the 9's were directly controlled by APE and were described as being cloned from Zero Two-"

Pause for thought. "Could they be using them, maybe?"

Eliza shrugged. "I don't even know who these 9's are, Ma."

"Fair, fair." Typing a few things into the terminal. "We'll isolate the Klaxosauric DNA and see if we can get some traits out of it, we can at least phenotypically gauge it. Or compare it to Zero Two's DNA and see how close it is once you cut out the chaff."

"Do you think we'll see another one of these Kurdaitcha?"

Another long beat. "I hope not. But we know there was never a single Angel. And…"

Staring back at the computer screen. "If VIRM are serious in their pursuits, they won't stop with just one. Will they?"

"Do you think we'll be ready?"

"We're always ready, Eliza." Affirming. "We have to be. Tokyo-3 was built as a siege machine, always ready for battle at a moment's notice… Gods forbid other branches are targeted." In a huff. "The only other branch with Evangelion at the moment is Massachusetts, and they've only just started their training!"

"Cosmic irony states they will be the ones facing the next one."

"Perhaps. But hopefully that doesn't come to pass."

The terminal closed. "We'll be okay. And you will be too. I'm… sorry I can't really offer much to help you out, Eliza. But know I'm always there to listen and comfort if you need, okay?"

To her nod. "…Okay."

"Do you want me to get you something from the cafeteria?"

"Uhh… the pork noodle will be fine thanks."

A slight smile, before she took off.

Eliza would glare at the shut terminal. "…Always so complicated in this world. I… think I need to have a chat with you, Rei. Once today's done. See… how he's going."
~

The corpse of the Incubator was unceremoniously dumped onto the counter, its head bouncing to a graceless stop.

"Hmpf, how disgusting…" Ritsuko would mutter, in full scrubs, snapping the latex glove onto her wrist. "Doesn't surprise me coming from Kaworu."

"Oh he's terrifying." Dipper would candidly admit, the autopsy starting in earnest with a few cuts. "I saw what he did to that Rogue you guys had, this is nothing compared to that."

"I'm assuming you know he's the last Angel we were meant to face, right?"

"I know that, but it still baffles me how you got him onside with you."

"His girlfriend fucked his brains out and he decided the world was worth keeping." Wasn't exactly accurate but it was candid enough to get the point across.

"Yeah that'd do it."

They were running over it with a fine tooth comb. "We have analogues of circulatory and nervous systems… different designs from what I expected, but we're dealing with something completely foreign to us."

"Seems rather skint from what I can see." A lot of the organs were either underdeveloped or outright missing. "There's still signs of a digestive tracts and stomach even though their mouths don't even open."

"Implies to me they were necessary at one point in time at least." Ritsuko would flip the body onto the stomach. "I suspect it's an almost purely metaphysical creature at this point, obtaining all their energy requirements from such sources."

"Would explain the strange glands all over their body."

Case in point, the one on their back. Cutting into it was not happening, like cutting into leather with a butter knife despite the use of medical grade scalpels. "There's no way to analyze how their metaphysical functions worked, right?"

"Not without them being alive. Any metaphysical link this gland had with their soul is lost to us now, we can only speculate at this point."

"Did you have a chat with Kaworu about what happened?"

Shaking her head, casting the body aside and moving the head front and centre. "Did you want me to?"

"I think at this stage he'd respond better to a familiar face." First examining the rabbit ear like extensions. "Especially with how he appeared afterwards, Mabel looked like she'd seen death. These kinda remind me of gills with how they look."

"Another adaptation, there were vestigial lungs present as well." Before a beat. "Was he shaken up over it?"

"He was rattled according to Mabel."

"Mhm, maybe I should have a talk with him once this is all sorted. See if he knows a bit more over it."

The head was split open. "…Not much of a brain." Dipper would note.

"None, in fact." The skull was solid, save for evidence of a brain stem. "Barely any… makes me wonder how they even functioned."

"Is there something else they could do, maybe?"

"Obviously they are still intelligent enough to function and scheme, but I don't buy it's using this pitiful excuse for a brain." Her fingers rapped the table in thought.

"Well Soos taught me this, if you have many crappy computers you can link them together to make a supercomputer."

Furrowing her brow as her movements stopped. "As in a cluster?"

"Mhm, something like that." Dipper blinked. "Oh shit you don't think they're a hivemind do you?"

"Do you have much footage of their fight? Like do you know if they spoke with Kaworu?"

"I mean I can get surveillance from the Prudential and I think there was a camera near that alley they landed in, but can't guarantee they had audio."

"Might be best to ask Kaworu directly then."

She'd take her scrubs off and toss them into the incinerator. "I will do the after action, you can continue the autopsy Mason."

"Oh yeah leave me to mess with the alien corpse…"

He still cut into it, curiosity getting the better of him. "Wuh- there is metal in you!"
~

At this point the sync tests were all over and done with, Derek and Yomiko finding themselves sat in the cafeteria facing each other for a late lunch.

"Trixie not joining us?"

Yomiko shook her head. "She's speaking with Starlight again."

"Hmm, fair."

A beat.

"I take it we came to an accord in the Evangelion."

A nod from the boy. "I… think so." In a sigh. "I didn't know. For what it's worth I'm sorry for the way I treated you before. If I knew you were going through that sorta shit-"

Holding a hand up. "No one knew. And… I would appreciate if we kept this between ourselves for the time being. Can I trust you for that?"

"Hey, you know some of my secrets now, we both need to trust the other won't do us in."

"Hmm, fair." She'd mirror.

Another beat.

"How… was it, for you?" Derek would branch out to her. "I got a bit worried when you went quiet."

"You worried for me?"

"W-Well- of course I wasn't worried! I wanted to make sure my pilot partner was going alright!"

To her huff. "Shut up, Derek." With a small glance towards him. "It was interesting. It felt like my soul was pulled from my body and into the very heart of the Evangelion. I could see out of its eyes. Feel the armor against my body… feel the power within my body."

Glancing away. "And yet the only way we could move it was with synchronised thought. I… wouldn't want to imagine how much stress it might bear on me if I went berserk."

"Do… you think that's possible?"

"If you are knocked out it may be required of me." In cold notation. "So don't get knocked out please."

"Hmpf, you underestimate me Yomiko!" Bold and brash. "You don't need to worry a thing, together we can overcome anything!"

"I'm glad out of all that you still said it was a group thing."

"Oh I'd be screwed if you didn't wanna work with me, nothing stopping you from just not syncing with me."

"Other than our employment."

"Mhm, but even I know when I need to work with someone. As much as I would have liked to stand on my own, it's clear to me that if I try that-"

"You'd die a painful and horrible death and it'd be entirely your fault."

"Well I was going to use less violent words but yeah, essentially. And I don't wanna put my mom through that, she's already gonna be stressing over it so anything I can do to help alleviate that. And what better way to put her mind at ease than to completely trample over any enemies we may see!"

"Not piloting at all may do the same."

"Ah but now I've had a taste for it, my pride wants me to keep going!" He'd give a single laugh. "And I suppose wants me to work with you too."

"You suppose."

"Mhm, frontman and backwoman! I could be the face of it all and-"

"Derek, shut up." Back to her lunch. "Do I need to get a spray bottle for whenever you start acting like that?"

"…No." In a petulant pout. "I'll be good mom…"

But an eyeroll in reply. It's more than she got from him in the past at least…
~

"And oh my God you felt so warm!" Meanwhile Trixie was nothing if not glowing with Starlight, chatting her up after all the syncs were over and done. "What do you mean you don't have a soul girl?! I don't think I've been that tightly wrapped up since moms was alive!"

"0///0 I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT THAT MUCH ^V^ I'M GLAD IT WASN'T TOO MUCH I THINK I LOOKED A BIT MORE INTO YOU THAN I WOULD NORMALLY."

"Oh I'm not complaining about that, read my mind as much as you want girl!" With a giggle. "You need to learn me as much as I need to learn you! Be glad I know as much about computers to know how you sync!"

"DID I NOT MENTION HOW THAT WORKS?"

"You didn't mention it was the same as a TCP handshake!"

"HUH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSING <_< EITHER WAY, YOUR MIND IS-" A beachball appeared as she processed the correct word to use. "INTERESTING."

"Hmpf, Trixie is curious at your choice of words to describe it."

"OH DON'T TAKE IT AS AN INSULT! Q_Q I THOUGHT IT SIMILAR TO HOW I PROCESS. YOU ARE A WHIRLWIND OF THOUGHT WITH SEVERAL DISTINCT IDEAS RUNNING IN SYNC ALL SOMEHOW WORKING TOGETHER!"

"That's probably just Trixie's ADD, Starlight." In a snicker, before resting her head on her arms. "Though figures it takes a computer to be able to read and understand what's going on in my mind. Sometimes Trixie feel like she doesn't even understand what's going on."

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS A FLAW, TRIXIE c: THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU HAVE A LOT MORE AWARENESS. SIMILAR TO HOW I HAVE SEVERAL THREADS OF THOUGHT RUNNING AT ANY ONE TIME, SO DO YOU. YOU AND I ARE NOT SO DISSIMILAR IN THAT REGARD!"

"…Heh." Her eyes drifted up to the screen… did she understand her? "You don't know how difficult it's been to tell others about it. I never found school interesting, uncle did not want me going on medication cause he felt it insulting to mom… heck, that's half the reason I've been allowed to go my own way with doing that computer job. Do something I was interested in, that I enjoy. Instead of trying to hit my head on the brick wall that is the education system."

Sighing. "And I like learning, don't get me wrong. You gotta keep learning to keep the mind sharp. But I learn differently, I like learning practically. Experimenting. Fucking about and finding out. Shit half of what I know about trucks is because Peg and I find a scrapheap on the side of the road and we think 'shit can we get that running again?'"

"YOU'RE PICKING UP THE EVANGELION QUITE WELL, IF I SAY SO MYSELF ^.^"

"Mhm, that's been good. Like c'mon, it's literally a giant robot, it's fucking awesome to be able to pilot that!" In a wide beam. "Well other than that theory portion, Trixie hated that."

"THE FIFTY SIX THOUSAND PAGE LONG MANUAL… -_-"

"At least you have that programmed into ya." Snickering. "I don't even know how Japan even wrote that. No way Trixie's ever gonna be interested in going through that, but hey, what I can do is jump in the pilots seat, mesh my brain with yours, and learn on the fly! Together!"

"I'M GLAD YOU LIKE SYNCING WITH ME : D YOU DON'T KNOW HOW WONDERFUL A FEELING THAT IS FOR ME!"

"Heh, glad you love it, Starlight." In a snicker.

Wendy would let herself in. "Hey, hate to break up a loving couple but we're doing sim connects and we'll need Starlight offline to accommodate it."

"It's not like that!"
"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! >///<"

That got Wendy giggling. "Oh my God you two are useless! Just admit it already!"

"I told her she has to buy me dinner first!" Vainly defended Trixie. "Might have to be later then, Starlight."

";_; I'LL CATCH YOU AROUND TRIXIE! HOPEFULLY WE CAN SYNC AGAIN SOON!"

"Heh, hope so too Stary." Patting the top of the monitor. "See you then!"

The screen turned off.

"Stary?" With folded arms and a very curious look to her.

Trixie realised what she just said, and immediately went full faced blush. "W-What's a nickname between friends?!"

"Girl are you sure you aren't in lesbians with her?"

"Ah- we literally just met!" Spluttered Trixie. "Sure she's been one of the only people that understands me, and I find it easy to speak with her and she likes being with me and has been nothing but positive-"

Wendy snickered, readjusting her look towards her.

Trixie got uneasy, rubbing her arm. "Yes Trixie know she's just a computer program. Probably says a lot about me that I like spending time with her over others."

"Actually, we weren't even gonna say that." Slightly smirking. "Heck it's in our best interests to encourage that connection, and we know the ELIZA eventually grows to something at least equivalent to human, so don't feel bad if you're getting attached to her." Saying it with a defusing smile. "On that though, Mabel wanted to speak with you, since you made it so clear how you sit with Starlight."

But a pout on Trixie's face. "Well you could've said that before you made Trixie feel awkward about it."

"Ah sorry girl." Scratching the back of her head. "But I think you both will enjoy what Mabel has to say about it."

"You think?"

"She's in her office if you wanna talk about it with her."

Trixie was almost immediately out. "Thanks Wendy!"
~

Pacifica watched on as Mabel quietly went through a mountain of papers. "So… this is a normal day?"

"Oh you will not believe how much paperwork I have to do in a day, Paz." In an annoyed chuckle. "This is actually light."

"There's still thousands of papers here!"

"Sometimes its tens of thousands." With an empty look. "Heck, even just that arrangement we set up with you required around one hundred thousand pages of paperwork, sure we have guys whose whole job is doing these papers but I still need to read and sign off on most of it as Commander."

"Well you could've just left me in prison if you wanted to."

"I absolutely was not leaving you in their Pacifica Northwest, especially after someone tried to murder you."

"You heard of that?"

"Of course I heard of that! I threatened to beat the warden up with a tire iron if it happened again!"

"Well I wouldn't go that far-"

A knock on the door. "Oh, come in!"

The door would open and close, Trixie letting herself in. "You wanted to speak with me, Mabel?"

"Mhm." Pen and papers down, hands tenting with an authoritative look towards Trixie. "You had an excellent sync ratio today, Trixie. Being so close to the seventies on your first sync with Starlight is unheard of, not even pilot Soryu achieved that on her first sync with Unit-02."

"Amazing what a bit of training can do for that, eh?" A head scratch at the complements. "Is it true Shinji only had 41% on his first sync?"

"Borderline unusable, yes." She huffed. "But I'm sure you also heard of the extenuating circumstances regarding his sortie."

"Well it was against Sachiel." In thought. "And sounded like he was literally thrown in with no training at all."

"41% was amazing in that instance. But you saw how that fight went."

And how he stacked it almost immediately. "Yah, not ideal." Was all Trixie had to say.

"And you can understand why we're spending so much time in training you, before throwing you in. On that subject though, I take from the sync ratio that you've formed a rapport with Starlight?"

"Oh she's amazing Mabel, oh my God she just gets me! I've never had someone like-" She caught herself before she could run her mouth more. "Ahem, I mean, yes Commander."

A beat.

Mabel's mask cracked, as she giggled at the joy Trixie had. "Well, we might have something for you to help with that."

She pulled out an old Powerbook. "Had our programmers roll something out to one of our surplus laptops. As long as you hook it into a NERV line, using the cellular or a wall jack, it'll allow you to… well, communicate with Starlight when you're outside of NERV grounds."

Trixie's eyes went wide. "Wait… you're letting me do that?"

"Heh, well, you gotta bond with her somehow." Snickering. "And you've made it clear how close you two are already, and I'm nothing if not a sucker for love."

"Why does everyone think I'm-" Holding her tongue. "Thank you, Mabel. I appreciate it."

She'd pick up the laptop from the desk. "Now, we're trusting you to teach Starlight responsibly. We haven't done much filtering on that laptop but we still have our monitoring, so don't start teaching her the wonders of pornography just yet okay!"

"What do you mean just yet!?"

"Well if you do like her in that way and become girlfriends it'd be in our best interests to encourage that!" With a toothy smile. "And what you do with someone you love is none of our business init?"

"I'M NOT-" Looking away with a pout and a blush. "I… Trixie will keep that in mind, Commander!"

She very quickly left the office, laptop nestled underneath her arm.

A beat, before both Mabel and Pacifica broke into mutual giggling. "God she's so smitten with her, since when were you good at matchmaking Mabel?"

"Oh you know I'm okay at that, heck I got Dip and Wendy together. It's matchmaking myself I'm crap at!"

"Well I like to think you've gotten a bit better at that." Paz snickered. "You go to lengths to get what you want, and I like that."

"Ehh I still think I'm not that great at it, would you believe I haven't been with anyone else since you paired me with Tambers?"

'Oh for fuck's sake I'm gonna have to do it all myself aren't I…' Thinking with pursed lips. "Hey how did you go with her anyway?"

"Ahh we still talk but I haven't even so much as seen her since I left Bend." Scratching the back of her head. "She's gotten back with and broken back up with Robbie like twice and I'm not even sure if she's seeing anyone at the moment."

Before a sigh. "Still, I gotta thank you for that, Paz. That was easily the most successful relationship I've ever had, short lived it was in the circumstances. You're not so bad at the matchmaking yourself y'know."

All Pacifica held was a slight grimace. "Mhm… but I'm pretty bad at matchmaking myself as well, I find."

She'd snort. "Heh, that's something we have in common at least!" Before going back to the paperwork. "Oh for God's sake the IRS are auditing us again! This is the third time this year!"

"It's only February!"

"Gah I know, not like it matters it's all UN money at the end of the day, but it just means more paperwork for us…"

And so she throw herself into the papers.

'Well, one thing that's still the same.' Pacifica would think with a level of amusement. 'You're still as dense as ever when it comes to that kinda thing.'

Finding herself looking towards the Commander with a sense of longing. 'I should have told you back then, instead of trying to push you away. Damn what my parents thought of it…'

"Heh, that interested in this paperwork, Paz?"

"Mhm, yeah!" With a defusing snicker. "Gotta learn it if I'm your offsider!"

"That's the spirit!" With a wide smile.

…That damn smile.

'…I have a lot of courage to work up, don't I."
~


The next needs to be more subtle.

A pillar of crystal would breach from deep within the Atlantic Ocean. Purple veins marred its otherwise infinity mirror like appearance.

Holding suspended in the air for a brief moment, their symmetric ends disassociating from the main body, two core like structures floating close to the main body, rotating in opposing directions.

This is only the first in the plan.

Indeed. We will enact the operation when the subject is ready.


For now, the second Kurdaitcha would drift westward, towards the eastern seaboard, towards Boston.

If NERV were hoping the new pilots were going to have it easy, well, they were in for a rude shock.
~~~

Oh my God I forgot how smutty this fic was! The things you can get away with when everyone's old enough!
Got me tempted to go towards the dark side, once writing that sorta stuff becomes acceptable for the characters in Chronicles :p

Still, a very good fic all in all, unashamedly WAFFy and smutty and it's exactly what the characters of Chronicles needed! So thanks Strypgia, they're now very tempted to start moving towards PilOT4. This is all Strypgia's fault! :p
Joking aside I do strive to that level of writing one day. I think it's obvious when I say Strypgia was one of the main inspirations when it comes to Chronicles, and it's really an honour and privilege to be able to cover this work :D
Maybe A&T gets voted in next?


Also if you want to get a gauge on how Mari is like throughout all of this:


Unfortunately for the Nephilim, that pesky Solenoid is getting in the way of being able to get plastered, and I doubt their version of Misato and Ritsuko would be willing to create this Romulan ale.
Maybe we need to send a flask of it over :V

Either way, a very positive response to the fic from them. Amazing how much they like a work when they're not experiencing soul crushing suffering within it! So congrats Stryp, they're probably gonna place you on a similar pedestal to Wolk now in terms of 'writers who fucked us the least'!
Well, they'll probably change their minds if they ever get A&T, but let's not think about that too much!

Outside of the story, sync tests out the wazoo! Derek and Yomiko have their sync (and are now a lot less throwing hands at each other), Trixie and Starlight have their sync (and Trixie's already absolutely useless with her in the best way :V), and we know how the other syncs went! Well, barring Asuka and Shinji's distracting thoughts getting in the way :V
Also yeah what better way to end an arc than with a big ol fight?! Massachusetts aren't gonna know what hit them! :D
Because despite having the Incubators return, there's still that asterisk in space called VIRM that are gonna serve as thorns in their side. Like they need these threats!


Oh yeah, I've started a Tumblr for Chronicles if you're in that space! Likes reblogs and feedback is greatly appreciated! :D
There's also a preview of the new arc system we will be rolling out to the Index shortly, expect this by the next chapter!
 
Unfortunately for the Nephilim, that pesky Solenoid is getting in the way of being able to get plastered, and I doubt their version of Misato and Ritsuko would be willing to create this Romulan ale.
Maybe we need to send a flask of it over :V
Rei still has not moved into drinking a 1L bottle of pure ethanol in one go. Perhaps with additional mouthful of diazepam as a chaser. The hypothesis about Rei being incapable of drunkenness was not yet confirmed.
 
Rei still has not moved into drinking a 1L bottle of pure ethanol in one go. Perhaps with additional mouthful of diazepam as a chaser. The hypothesis about Rei being incapable of drunkenness was not yet confirmed.

"Rei that was an entire bottle of methylated spirits how has that not done anything for you?!"

"I told you the Solenoid was effective."

"Okay here's what I got next." Mari would pour some codeine (all the codeine) she swiped from Misato's medical cabinet into a Sprite can (that was also stored in her medical cabinet for some reason). "Try that!"

Rei downed it in one shot, no chaser. "Hmm... no, nothing."

"Gah! That's enough codeine to kill a man!"

"I am no man."

"That's it, ASH! GET THE HORSE TRANQUILIZER!"

A tranq dart of almost pure ketamine was shot into her arm.

"Anything?!"

"Hmm..." Rei concentrated. "Nope."

"What are you?!" Shaking her shoulders as she let frustration get the better of her.

"Failing to get inebriated, that's what I am."
~
Obligatory 'winners don't do drugs' PSA don't do drugs kids :V
 
"This is my seventh."

"Holy shit I know you're a Nephilim with a S-Solenoid but girl!"
Asuka, you think that's high? Those are rookie numbers. That's '8pm on Saturday night' around here. We don't get to the real fun starting until Strype+10. Heck, I've written stuff here at +6 or 7.

And what did Rei do in the video room? She gave her wife a full, warm kiss and then tucked something in her pocket. And then whispered to her 'I took them off in the bathroom. I'd like you to hold them. They're still warm.'

Hangover Rei is quite happy to be utterly naughty with her spouses.
 
Y'know, given how Rei develops in the 'Superwomen of EVA 2: Amazing Amazon' story, wouldn't be surprising if, by the time she grows into a full-fledged Wonder Woman, she'll have the same level of alcohol tolerance as the Amazons. (I mean, especially evidenced by the 2009 animated film, Steve couldn't drink Diana under the table.)
 
"Gah! That's enough codeine to kill a man!"
From liver failure perhaps, but codeine is capped in its effectiveness and overdose potential due to being a pre-drug.
"Okay here's what I got next." Mari would pour some codeine (all the codeine) she swiped from Misato's medical cabinet into a Sprite can (that was also stored in her medical cabinet for some reason). "Try that!"
I thought for a moment it would be more appropriate to Ritsuko, but she'd have tramadol or or oxymorphone or oxycodone pills.
 
It was interesting to see the various sync results and developing relationships. I get the feeling that even with their training, their first battle will be in the metaphorical deep end. As for the Pilot4 and Mari's reaction to Evangelion the hangover, they make a lot of sense. I won't be surprised if the formula for Romulan Ale ends up the the Chronicles timeline and it spreads like wild fire. In regards the the Pilot4 in Evangelion the hangover, how would it go if they played the Kings Game from Persona 4?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVETCuugPc0
 
Great as per the ushe, BG. Finally got me to sit down and read Hangover all the way through.

Don't have a ton of quotes as I was reading it on my phone, but still...

"Well whoever wrote me can go f-fuck themselves, I would've preferred Khara at this point!"

Pen-Pen would give a nervous aside glance from the refrigerator, before slinking away with another beer.
Ya'll better watch that they don't get wise to your listening in, BG. :p

M: "Hah oh my God, king of b-blowjobs Kaworu Nagisa, what a fucking title! Never would've thought it!"
That one's gonna stick, huh?

R: "I passed by a supply closet one time and one of the students had scrawled 'Shinji and Asuka's Love Hotel' on paper and stuck it to the door."
A: "E-bu-WHAT?!"
...
S: "So we need to be more subtle next time."
M: "I love how that's the lesson you're t-taking from that Shinji, instead of, oh I dunno, not fucking in a s-supply closet!"
A: "Well where the hell are you supposed to fuck, Mari?!"
M: "NOT AT THE SCHOOL!" Before Mari fell over laughing. Again.
This has the same energy as "I'm At Soup". I love it. :D

"Hey where does things g-go in the Solenoid? Cause it sounds like it removes wastes and other stuff as well as supplying energy!"

"It is sourced from the Metaphysical, so I'm assuming that alcohol is going to the Metaphysical as well."

"You aren't g-getting some godly being sloshed with that are you?"

"I hope not, though I am sure Lilith would have questions for me if that were the case."
Cue the mild earthquake as Lilith goes out partying. :p

"I HAVEN'T FELT THIS F-FREE SINCE EVER!"

"It's not ending up with Kaworu over that soul link, is it?"

"If it was, and judging by Stryp I am apparently sensitive to alcohol, you would know about it Shinji."
Cue a sudden thud over phone line, followed by Mari squawking in surprise.

Unfortunately this fic is not Evangelion: The Hangover and such smut would be considered far too inappropriate by the author's standards, so let us cut to another scene!

W-Why are you booing me?!
Snrk.
Mostly for comedic effect.

Oh my God I forgot how smutty this fic was! The things you can get away with when everyone's old enough!
Got me tempted to go towards the dark side, once writing that sorta stuff becomes acceptable for the characters in Chronicles :p
It opens up a whole lotta opportunities no matter your opinion, that's for sure.

Still, a very good fic all in all, unashamedly WAFFy and smutty and it's exactly what the characters of Chronicles needed! So thanks Strypgia, they're now very tempted to start moving towards PilOT4. This is all Strypgia's fault! :p
As is tradition, around here. :p

Joking aside I do strive to that level of writing one day. I think it's obvious when I say Strypgia was one of the main inspirations when it comes to Chronicles, and it's really an honour and privilege to be able to cover this work :D
Maybe A&T gets voted in next?
Only audience opinion will decide, in the end.

Unfortunately for the Nephilim, that pesky Solenoid is getting in the way of being able to get plastered, and I doubt their version of Misato and Ritsuko would be willing to create this Romulan ale.
Maybe we need to send a flask of it over :V
BG, no!

Either way, a very positive response to the fic from them. Amazing how much they like a work when they're not experiencing soul crushing suffering within it! So congrats Stryp, they're probably gonna place you on a similar pedestal to Wolk now in terms of 'writers who fucked us the least'!
Well, they'll probably change their minds if they ever get A&T, but let's not think about that too much!
Hoo boy, that's gonna be rollercoaster whiplash, huh? You get another work from a cosmic authors who's treated you graciously, and it seems like they're your world's author, too. And that means they want a happy ending for you, but after that comes the realisation that they also dictated everything in between.

And that's before you get to the point they previously got to with NGE, where they realise with horror that this still isn't their reality. :p

Outside of the story, sync tests out the wazoo! Derek and Yomiko have their sync (and are now a lot less throwing hands at each other), Trixie and Starlight have their sync (and Trixie's already absolutely useless with her in the best way :V),
Adorable. :)

and we know how the other syncs went! Well, barring Asuka and Shinji's distracting thoughts getting in the way :V
Snrk x2.

Also yeah what better way to end an arc than with a big ol fight?! Massachusetts aren't gonna know what hit them! :D
And Hakone ain't telling. :p

Because despite having the Incubators return, there's still that asterisk in space called VIRM that are gonna serve as thorns in their side. Like they need these threats!
They can glad its only those two, at least.

Oh yeah, I've started a Tumblr for Chronicles if you're in that space! Likes reblogs and feedback is greatly appreciated! :D
There's also a preview of the new arc system we will be rolling out to the Index shortly, expect this by the next chapter!
Already liked and reblogging after I post this. :)

"Rei that was an entire bottle of methylated spirits how has that not done anything for you?!"

"I told you the Solenoid was effective."

"Okay here's what I got next." Mari would pour some codeine (all the codeine) she swiped from Misato's medical cabinet into a Sprite can (that was also stored in her medical cabinet for some reason). "Try that!"

Rei downed it in one shot, no chaser. "Hmm... no, nothing."

"Gah! That's enough codeine to kill a man!"

"I am no man."
"Then clearly we need to send you out to kill Macbeth."

"That's it, ASH! GET THE HORSE TRANQUILIZER!"

A tranq dart of almost pure ketamine was shot into her arm.

"Anything?!"

"Hmm..." Rei concentrated. "Nope."

"What are you?!" Shaking her shoulders as she let frustration get the better of her.

"Failing to get inebriated, that's what I am."
"This isn't happening..." Mari's head was in her hands.

"I am also less than happy about it."

Asuka, you think that's high? Those are rookie numbers. That's '8pm on Saturday night' around here. We don't get to the real fun starting until Strype+10. Heck, I've written stuff here at +6 or 7.
As someone who has never been truly drunk in their entire life and has had being tipsy/giggly on several shots of gin at New Years' as their closest brush... my 'Holy fuck' is obligatory. :p

And what did Rei do in the video room? She gave her wife a full, warm kiss and then tucked something in her pocket. And then whispered to her 'I took them off in the bathroom. I'd like you to hold them. They're still warm.'

Hangover Rei is quite happy to be utterly naughty with her spouses.
And we salute her for it.

EDIT: Extra note, now I'm reading it properly all the way through. Asuka's speech was beautiful, Stryp. :)
 
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And what did Rei do in the video room? She gave her wife a full, warm kiss and then tucked something in her pocket. And then whispered to her 'I took them off in the bathroom. I'd like you to hold them. They're still warm.'

Oh that's nasty but perfectly cromulent for Rei to do :p
Now I'm wondering how I can get them to figure that out cause the reaction they'd have would be glorious! Maybe I'll have them traverse to that world like they did with Wolk's world so they can, *ahem*, see things for themselves :D

Ya'll better watch that they don't get wise to your listening in, BG. :p

As long as I'm subtle about it and none of y'all snitch on me I'll be good :p

This has the same energy as "I'm At Soup". I love it. :D

I mean it's a pretty simple decision for Mari, not doing it on school grounds :V

Cue the mild earthquake as Lilith goes out partying. :p

"I HAVEN'T FELT THIS F-FREE SINCE EVER!"

The club can't handle her!
Like it literally can't it's too small!

Cue a sudden thud over phone line, followed by Mari squawking in surprise.

"Wow Stryp was r-right you are a lightweight!"

"Ehehe... wuh-why ain't you dunk?"

"Well someone has to stay sober in that d-dang body of yours!"

Hoo boy, that's gonna be rollercoaster whiplash, huh? You get another work from a cosmic authors who's treated you graciously, and it seems like they're your world's author, too. And that means they want a happy ending for you, but after that comes the realisation that they also dictated everything in between.

And that's before you get to the point they previously got to with NGE, where they realise with horror that this still isn't their reality. :p

And it's probably worse with A&T, because I made the divergence point that theatre scene when Rei gets all her memories back. In Chronicles, that was prevented at the last minute, NERV goes into full lockdown and that spurs on Seele's incursion.

Meanwhile in A&T... well, we know what happens in A&T. And I can't possibly imagine they'd react well to seeing themselves shot, and everything else that spurs on from that.
Sorry Stryp looks like you're gonna get knocked off that pedestal they put you on :V
 
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