"Not after it came to life and tried to eat me."

"We never did catch the Angel of Pasta, did we?"

"Shit-- It's still out there?!"

*takes off colander helmet*

"Well shit, I didn't realise we scared it that badly!"

"Oh so that's why it stinks!"

Silly Misato. Good mental health doesn't exist in NERV.

"Hey! We're trying!"

"Well try harder!" Asuka would exclaim. "Cause the only therapy I have right now is sex and that doesn't seem all that healthy a coping mechanism!"

"I mean there's worse."

"That's not an excuse Misato!"

Same here, Zero Two. Tried to look it up but couldn't find any details that seemed relevant to the immediate situation.

They turned a Camaro into a Mad Maxian armoured vehicle and supplied civilians during the bloody depths of the Yugoslavia War, doing over 100 runs and delivering almost a ton of aid in that regard, all through enemy fire and attack, out of the kindness of his own heart.
In short, a fucking badass who of course Kensuke looks up to!

I think that still marks it as a shit car regardless of the situation. A better car could probably have survived for longer under those circumstances.

Well yeah a LandCruiser can take several bullets and still run (totally not my Australian bias right there... :p)

Outside White Forest, two armies stood opposite one another, one consisting of countless rebels and the other of an assortment of synths and soldiers.

At the front of the rebel army, Doctor Isaac Kleiner coughed.

"So..." He muttered, "Should we keep waiting, or would you prefer to begin this without the necessary parties?"

At the front of the opposite force, the leading Advisor gave the approximation of a shrug.

"Well, this dude doesn't want us to start without him."

Both sides abruptly looked up to a point, seeing a strange man straightening up a tie.

"You know how to play go fish?" Kleiner asked the Advisor.

It seemed to beep in curiosity at the query.

"I-- No!" Kensuke suddenly seemed rather shifty. His wings fluttered anxiously, "No i'm not. Why... Why would you insinuate something so completely impossible?"

"Also why is the moon so bright today..."

"That's a ceiling light Kensuke."

Ritsuko mimicking that one meme with the monkey puppet, here. :p



"Do I tell him... Gods I need to tell him..." :p

Depends when. In Portal 1 she'd absolutely side with the Combine, but come the end of Portal 2... Well, it gets complicated then, but with where she is emotionally I think she'd side with humanity out of spite.

Heck, she might've already sided with the Combine... the Overwatch voice is the same actress as GlaDOS, so who knows what headcanon you could make of that :V

God good, everybody at NERV is dirty minded!

"Don't lump me into that!" Incredulously exclaimed Ritsuko. "I'm only dirty minded in private thank you very much!"

"Sempai..." As Maya turned away in a pout, and a blush.

And there it is. Been waiting for this for an age!

Congrats, Kensuke. Now you know how we feel.

If ever a day comes where HL3 comes out, I'm dropping everything and giving him that, like I did when 3.0+1.0 came out. The least I could do for him! :D

Heraldry, eh? Sounds about right for Stryp. He's 100% earned the decoration. :D
Slowly, the works edge ever closer to baseline...

Might come in by the next voting block then :)
It's gonna be interesting when they do finally get to A&T, and are relieved they finally found something close to their world...
Well, at least until a certain point :p


Good call.
...There isn't a declassified version waiting in the wings for me, is there? :p

...Not unless you want me to write one?
And somehow I doubt that :V

Oh yeah, the big one! Ya'll have no idea just how sprawling this has all become. :D

I wasn't lying when I said it was massive, and we aren't even halfway done with the drafting of it!
It's going to become the longest piece of Chronicles media I have ever written, by my estimates.

Having read almost all the drafts of this so far - and there's been a lot of them - I know the context for all of these.

No, I'm not telling. :p

Neither am I, you'll find out when you find out!


Aww have some faith mate :V

Ya'll maybe wanna double check your working out, there? :p

Shhh I wasn't gonna say anything and see if they figured it out on their own! :p
 
They turned a Camaro into a Mad Maxian armoured vehicle and supplied civilians during the bloody depths of the Yugoslavia War, doing over 100 runs and delivering almost a ton of aid in that regard, all through enemy fire and attack, out of the kindness of his own heart.
In short, a fucking badass who of course Kensuke looks up to!
Ah. Means I was looking up the wrong person, then. :p

"Also why is the moon so bright today..."

"That's a ceiling light Kensuke."
"Its beautiful is what it is."

Heck, she might've already sided with the Combine... the Overwatch voice is the same actress as GlaDOS, so who knows what headcanon you could make of that :V
Ellen McLain is also the VA for the Announcer from Team Fortress 2. She's something of a Valve mainstay, so her appearance in multiple things - even in the same universe - probably shouldn't be read into too much unless Valve make it clear they want you to do so.

If ever a day comes where HL3 comes out, I'm dropping everything and giving him that, like I did when 3.0+1.0 came out. The least I could do for him! :D
Might want to cover HLA first, narratively speaking, but with any luck you will have done before HL3 even comes out! :p

I wasn't lying when I said it was massive, and we aren't even halfway done with the drafting of it!
It's going to become the longest piece of Chronicles media I have ever written, by my estimates.
By magnitudes, I'd wager. :D
 
No there is no Episode 3, yes Kensuke is upset about it
There's Alyx, which basically is Episode 3

She'd close the bag and give a look up, unamused. "I don't know what I expected."
A dead dove, maybe?


pretty much everything short of a biohazard suit (though it might've been a good idea!
I mean, SOP for autopsies for that kind of thing requires a biohazard suit, so...

Misato would watch from a gantry, wearing a hard-hat.
Safety? In NERV? It's more likely than you think!

McSpaghet

"I'm not having the partners of a NERV employee working in a Jollibee." Ritsuko would flatly remark. "We constantly need people I'm sure there's something for you here."

"Well shit if you're offering."
there's civvies here
inb4 they get military training and become Kensuke's personal bodyguards


Mi: "For how open ended this game feels, they do tend to railroad you a fair bit."
Ma: "The open-endedness is pretty much an illusion though huh?"
Ke: "It's just like the first game in that regard, cause that was a hallway with extra steps."
Ri: "So was all the shooters before this game, admittedly. Wolfenstein didn't sell copies because it was a sandbox game."
If you want open-ended, they should just play... I dunno, Skyrim? Did Morrowind come out by 2I? Either way the MAGI are crying.

A: "The Soviets, presumedly."
When in doubt, blame the commies

Ma: "Are Massachusetts still looking to get a student shrink inducted into NERV?"
Asuka: No fair! Why does the branch office get the cool stuff?

Re: "And witness her determination as well. A brief beat before swallowing the trauma and getting on with it."
Ma: "Unfortunately you need that sorta gumption in that world. Freezing up is the best way to die."
It's the WWI method - ignore the psychological damage or be executed as a coward.

Ri: "I'm sure the chance of being able to warn them was enough of an incentive for Alyx. Also eyes on the road Kensuke."
Ke: "What do y- GHA!" Crashing into some rocks. "Duly noted!"
Re: "Have you received your driver's license yet, Kensuke?"
Ke: "No?"
Re: "Good."
Ke: "Hey!"
To be fair, driving in HL2 was terrible

Ri: "By any chance is it a LandCruiser with a gun mounted on the back of it?"

Z: "Y'know what'd be really good right about now? One of those war ute things that Swan had."
Mi: "I've heard what a ute is from Kaji but what the heck's a war ute?"
Z: "Pretty much their substitute for tanks."
Ri: "By any chance is it a LandCruiser with a gun mounted on the back of it?"
Z: "I think that's what it's called, yeah. Does that sound close darling?"
H: "Mhm, older looking vehicle."
Mi: "Oh yeah the LandCruiser is pretty much the warlord's limousine, simple rugged chassis and old but common design, utterly bulletproof diesel engine and four wheel drive, absolutely cannot be killed!"

Mi: "There's a reason I called it the warlord's limousine, pretty sure there was an African war that was actually called the Toyota War for that reason."
The Great Toyota War was actually just the final part of the Chadian-Libyan conflict where Chad told Col Gaddafi exactly what he could do with his military

A: "I hope you pay Maya for that, she's the sunshine in this damn place."
Ri: "Of course I pay her for-"
Mi: "Sex doesn't count"
Ri: "....ffffffffffff"

Ri: "We're just showing them classified materials now."
Child is very important to international security.

"Yeah about that Kensuke." Ritsuko hated to break the news considering how it all ended. "There's no third episode. Or third Half-Life."
At least not until they figure out how to virtual reality



They wouldn't hear the jingle bell outside of their window, as something else too slinked away into the night
Pen-pen Claus is a slinky-pet confirmed?!

"We never did catch the Angel of Pasta, did we?"
Flying Spaghetti Monster is the 20th Angel confirmed?!?!
 
"You gotta make some sorta super booze so we can deal with this kinda stuff."

"You don't know how profoundly poor an idea that is Misato."
Hangover Blue Stuff is ready for your orders! Call Dr Ritsuko Akagi today!

Okay so I messaged Stryp asking for permission to cover Evangelion The Hangover in June 28 2020, and it's over three years later and we're just about there!
Looks like I need to come up with another chapter idea for Hangover in order to stay ahead...

I think most of us Madoka fans can relate at this point, Ayanami.
It makes me obscurely sad Madoka never got to have that drink with her mother...

Heraldry, eh? Sounds about right for Stryp. He's 100% earned the decoration. :D
Slowly, the works edge ever closer to baseline...
Looks at his avatar
Like I make it sublte?

I have a question inn regards to Advice and trust. When Shinji proposes to Asuka, would it be a normal method or would it be in highly unusual circumstances during the final battle? Like this example.
[REDACTED]
Any thing like that will be appropriate, if so.
 
You know what I think about dead fics? They're a huge load of hard work thrown down the drain.
Before I started writing my fic, I could never understand why so many fics would just up and die out of nowhere. But now that I've been at mine for almost two years now, I get it. There's a lot of times where I just wanna pack it in because I feel like I can't wring another drop of inspiration out of my brain. It takes drive to push past that block, and that's when folks find out how serious they are about getting that idea on paper.
 
It makes me obscurely sad Madoka never got to have that drink with her mother...
And one of the reasons i like having KSK in A&T, and we see the rest of the cast in Chronicles(if having some happiness) is that all that and more is now possible.
You know what I think about dead fics? They're a huge load of hard work thrown down the drain.
Yeah. Not that i don't understand why it happens mind. Just that it is a waste, both for the writers(all that work and...well it's not for nothing but...) and the readers(we get emotionally invested in a work only for all that to just go away).
Before I started writing my fic, I could never understand why so many fics would just up and die out of nowhere. But now that I've been at mine for almost two years now, I get it. There's a lot of times where I just wanna pack it in because I feel like I can't wring another drop of inspiration out of my brain. It takes drive to push past that block, and that's when folks find out how serious they are about getting that idea on paper.
I get that to, plus life can just kick people. Still, i can't help but think a heads up or some explanation is...well i don't want to say needed like they owe us but...well, i just don't like keeping my hopes up only for weeks to turn into months to turn into years.
Again i say Stryp thank you for keeping us in the loop when you can.

... ... ...Am i the only one imagining Asuka/Shinji, Rei/Stupid Fish(who's name i still have trouble recalling how to spell and am to lazy to look up), or KSK stumbling on a Dragon Girl who wants to join their relationship? ... ... ... ... ...Am i the only one who thinks it be very interesting?
 
... ... ...Am i the only one imagining Asuka/Shinji, Rei/Stupid Fish(who's name i still have trouble recalling how to spell and am to lazy to look up), or KSK stumbling on a Dragon Girl who wants to join their relationship? ... ... ... ... ...Am i the only one who thinks it be very interesting?

....inb4 Chronicles Shinji/Asuka somehow also become immortal like Rei/Kaworu are thanks to Commander Misato's dragon maid

I'm not sure if I want to include a /s with that
 
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