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The Fisherman
- Location
- Australia
"Not after it came to life and tried to eat me."
"We never did catch the Angel of Pasta, did we?"
"Shit-- It's still out there?!"
*takes off colander helmet*
"Oh so that's why it stinks!"
"Hey! We're trying!"
"Well try harder!" Asuka would exclaim. "Cause the only therapy I have right now is sex and that doesn't seem all that healthy a coping mechanism!"
"I mean there's worse."
"That's not an excuse Misato!"
Same here, Zero Two. Tried to look it up but couldn't find any details that seemed relevant to the immediate situation.
They turned a Camaro into a Mad Maxian armoured vehicle and supplied civilians during the bloody depths of the Yugoslavia War, doing over 100 runs and delivering almost a ton of aid in that regard, all through enemy fire and attack, out of the kindness of his own heart.
In short, a fucking badass who of course Kensuke looks up to!
I think that still marks it as a shit car regardless of the situation. A better car could probably have survived for longer under those circumstances.
Well yeah a LandCruiser can take several bullets and still run (totally not my Australian bias right there... )
Outside White Forest, two armies stood opposite one another, one consisting of countless rebels and the other of an assortment of synths and soldiers.
At the front of the rebel army, Doctor Isaac Kleiner coughed.
"So..." He muttered, "Should we keep waiting, or would you prefer to begin this without the necessary parties?"
At the front of the opposite force, the leading Advisor gave the approximation of a shrug.
"Well, this dude doesn't want us to start without him."
Both sides abruptly looked up to a point, seeing a strange man straightening up a tie.
"You know how to play go fish?" Kleiner asked the Advisor.
It seemed to beep in curiosity at the query.
"I-- No!" Kensuke suddenly seemed rather shifty. His wings fluttered anxiously, "No i'm not. Why... Why would you insinuate something so completely impossible?"
"Also why is the moon so bright today..."
"That's a ceiling light Kensuke."
"Do I tell him... Gods I need to tell him..."
Depends when. In Portal 1 she'd absolutely side with the Combine, but come the end of Portal 2... Well, it gets complicated then, but with where she is emotionally I think she'd side with humanity out of spite.
Heck, she might've already sided with the Combine... the Overwatch voice is the same actress as GlaDOS, so who knows what headcanon you could make of that
"Don't lump me into that!" Incredulously exclaimed Ritsuko. "I'm only dirty minded in private thank you very much!"
"Sempai..." As Maya turned away in a pout, and a blush.
And there it is. Been waiting for this for an age!
Congrats, Kensuke. Now you know how we feel.
If ever a day comes where HL3 comes out, I'm dropping everything and giving him that, like I did when 3.0+1.0 came out. The least I could do for him!
Heraldry, eh? Sounds about right for Stryp. He's 100% earned the decoration.
Slowly, the works edge ever closer to baseline...
Might come in by the next voting block then
It's gonna be interesting when they do finally get to A&T, and are relieved they finally found something close to their world...
Well, at least until a certain point
Good call.
...There isn't a declassified version waiting in the wings for me, is there?
...Not unless you want me to write one?
And somehow I doubt that
Oh yeah, the big one! Ya'll have no idea just how sprawling this has all become.
I wasn't lying when I said it was massive, and we aren't even halfway done with the drafting of it!
It's going to become the longest piece of Chronicles media I have ever written, by my estimates.
Having read almost all the drafts of this so far - and there's been a lot of them - I know the context for all of these.
No, I'm not telling.
Neither am I, you'll find out when you find out!
Aww have some faith mate
Shhh I wasn't gonna say anything and see if they figured it out on their own!