True. So... who's Aqua, then? Gendo? Whoever came up with Jet Alone? Mari?
Aqua is loud, arrogant, easily tricked, incredibly poor with money, and unfathomably stupid. She's also a genuine goddess capable of doing great acts of mercy and kindness. And while she is only good at a few things (Being a cleric and masonry... apparently), she EXCELS at them. Her cleric abilities being able to bring back the dead, relinquish souls from ANY affliction and shes good at building castles. Plus, while she is incredibly dumb, she is wise at times. Misato is a fine fit. While she's nowhere near as stupid, I consider Misato on par with Aqua when the kitchen is involved. (Aqua is the goddess of water and can purify any liquid into pure clean water. Unfortunately, she does this involuntarily at times. Thus any meal she makes ends up being soaked and battered in hot flavorless water as ALL the juices, spices, and liquids turn to clean water. Same with the drinks.)

Thinking about it, if Aqua ended up in NERV HQ, she would screw everything up. She'd turn the LCL into water, release the souls from the EVA's on literal instinct, and would drive whoever has to watch her insane. Heaven forbid someone get tang'd while near her.
 
Take her down to the ocean and have her purify that, or better yet, she shows up post-3I and releases everyone from the sea of Tang before purifying it
 
Chapter 12.1
How about an update?
Sorry this took so long. Redeploying home, switching jobs, and then a quarantine kind of kept me from having a good routine for writing. As it is, this is just one scene in four parts, less than I'd planned on. The big clash coming in Ch 12 is also fighting me, since there's a ton of moving parts to organize to make sure everyone's in the right places at the right time.

OTOH, we're opening Ch 12 with KSK getting in on some main-plot action! And having a discussion about a plan. A plan that Sayaka came up with.

2400 words of crazy to open the last chapter of Advice & Trust.

Art?




And a look at what the others are up to:


Chapter 12.1
Götterdämmerung

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HEY.

YEAH?

COME OVER, BAE.

CAN'T. I'VE GOT HOMEWORK.

SAYAKA'S DAD ISN'T HOME. STAY THE NIGHT.


Kensuke's dad found a hastily scrawled note on the kitchen table explaining his son was off to spend the night at his friend's house, he had his cell phone. Mr. Aida shrugged. His son stayed over at the Suzuhara kid's place pretty often. He thought nothing of it and went to make some instant ramen for a simple widower's dinner.

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The comfortable silence in the dimly lit bedroom was broken by the redhead after twenty minutes of panting and silence. "Sayaka?"

"Mmm?" She tightened her arms around her bedmate, burrowing into her partner's back.

"You know this is kind of crazy, right?"

Sayaka shrugged and didn't open her eyes. "Too good an opportunity to pass up. Our dads will let us spend long sleepovers together without much supervision since they 'know' nothing naughty will go on, but how often do we get a chance to spend almost a whole week alone with our boyfriend?" She laughed softly. "And definitely get 'naughty'."

"That's the part I mean." Kyoko reluctantly disentangled herself from Sayaka's arms and sat partway up on her elbows. "Us and Kensuke. I... I would feel awkward and unfair to him if we were just using a guy for sex because we've both found boys are more fun than we expected-"

"But we're not!" Sayaka protested, sitting up herself. "Sure, that part is lots of fun, but we go on actual dates, hang out together, his camping trips... heck, he's even made no-joke studying together more fun and productive! And we all said we'd be honest about our feelings. We're not just using him, Kyo-chan! We've got something real here!" She paused. "...I mean, we both really like him, right?"

Kyoko nodded. "We do. And that's the crazy part. I wasn't saying we were using him, Saya-chan. Just... if we're not doing this for real, that's what it is. And since we are doing that... it's kind of crazy. Bad enough if our families ever found out you and I are together for real. But if they found out we're a for-real triad? That we're not just lesbians, but bisexual polyamorous perverts? Your dad would shoot him and us, and my dad would either excommunicate me or send me to a nunnery! I'm not talking about this week being crazy. I'm talking about us doing this whole thing."

Sayaka's face drooped and she looked down and to the side. "...we'd be screwed either way. We'd be in a mess every way this ends except giving up on each other and just one of us taking Kensuke. And like Hell am I giving you up. You and I have loved each other since before we even knew how to say it." Her eyes came up to lock with Kyoko's again. "So if we're going to be in trouble, let's be in it the way that makes us happiest. Let's be crazy."

Kyoko's face split into a grin, her little fang winking at her girlfriend. "That's what I thought you'd say. I just wanted to check. Me too." She glanced at the bedside clock. "He should be here in a few minutes. Jan Ken Pon for who has to get dressed enough to open the door for him?"

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Kensuke fidgeted nervously in the bare hallway. He knew OPSEC was important, and Sayaka didn't want him to be seen sneaking in, so he'd waited in the stairwell until the coast was clear. But now he was stuck waiting outside her door now that he'd rung the bell. He was darting a worried look over his shoulder down the hall when the door hissed open and a pair of petite arms grabbed his collar and hauled him inside so fast he was nearly pulled right off his feet. "Yeek! He-"

Kyoko did her level best to muffle his surprised shriek by pushing him up against the wall just inside the door and sucking all the air out of him. "Mmmmmwa! Hi there, favorite boytoy! Glad you could make it!" she said with a smirk on releasing him.

Kensuke's eyes finally uncrossed and he smiled back at her. "Hi to you too. I-" Frantic signaling at the back of his head got through, and his eyes did a quick bob down and up again. Then a longer one, followed by a panicked look at the door, praying it was closed. "Kyoko! What if someone had been in the hall?!"

Kyoko stepped back from him and giggled. "I looked on the peep-camera first, dork. And I knew you wouldn't even ring the bell until there was no one in sight. Relax!" She did a little twirl, the bottom edge of the buttoned-up dress shirt she was wearing floating upward a distracting degree above her bare legs. "I'm still dressed enough to answer the door, anyway. Right?"

"Gleefle." Legs legs legs legs legs hips!

"Yeah, that's what Saya-chan said, too. Well, come along, then. She gets to give you a welcome kiss too. Got to be fair!" He barely had time to slip his shoes off before she grabbed his hand and led him through the living room and down the hall to Sayaka's bedroom.

Kensuke tried not to swallow too hard on sighting Sayaka laid out on the bed, ginning seductively. She sat partway up and smiled broadly as her girlfriend towed their boyfriend into the narrow room. "Heya, Ken-chan! About time you joined us. Have a seat!" She patted the bed next to her. Since she'd rolled herself over to the far side, this would put Kensuke in the middle once Kyoko laid down too. The space was half-filled just by the desk and slightly-wider-than-usual twin bed, so it was perfectly reasonable that only one person could really stand in the remaining space.

So of course Kyoko gave Kensuke a shove and dropped him into the bed next to Sayaka.

"Oof!" He barely had time to blink before the bluenette captured his lips.

"Mmm, welcome welcome indeed," Sayaka purred when she pulled back.

He settled into the middle with some trepidation. They'd had to work out some habits, making their tentative triad function, and the middle spot was the choice spot, allowing the lucky one to be cuddled from both sides by the other two. Generally, it rotated, unless someone had won it as a forfeit in a bet or one of their mock battles. For Sayaka to order him into that spot right off the bat signaled she had something important to say, and wanted him comfortable. The three of them had also discovered whoever was in the middle was pretty agreeable to a lot of things.

Kyoko sat down on the edge of the bed, her hip forcing Kensuke to scoot closer to Sayaka, who was only too happy to sandwich him between them. She laid down and arranged herself on his other side, throwing her bare leg over on top of his. He was pinned. He settled down, then shrugged mentally. So far, staying cool and communicating like Rei had taught him had worked out pretty well for the three of them. He trusted them. Hell, he was way past liking them. His life was out of his control anymore, and he was just fine with that. As long as he got to be the one in the middle sometimes.

"Now that we've got you in our clutches, we want to discuss our master plan."

"My girlfriends are supervillains? Sounds like the next light novel," Kensuke joked, slightly nervously. "Um... master plan?"

"We've got two, a short-term and a long-term one," Kyoko said from behind him.

Sayaka nuzzled his left ear and giggled. "So, let me tell you, the vote is already two for, so it's probably going to pass, but we wanted your thoughts on Plan Crazy."

"Plan what?"

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Kensuke stared up at the ceiling. It was becoming more familiar, and he looked forward to that. "Well... it's got a good name."

"Vote?" Kyoko prodded.

"It's a really good name," Kensuke replied. He rolled his head to the right. "We've been together for a grand total of about five months, and this is a... uh... long range plan, to put it lightly."

"We've technically known each other since about third year of elementary school, though," Sayaka countered.

"Yeah, and I was the biggest nerd in school for most of that. Plus 'the creepy guy who takes pictures of the girls changing and stuff' for the last two. Your dad can't be thrilled of that. And we're kind of going to need that to even try this."

"He already likes you a bit for being as much an army nut as he is," she rebutted.

"And my dad thinks you're at least kind of nice for being willing to come and help out at his church during Christmas," Kyoko added. "Sure, he's probably not exactly thinking of you as 'the one who'll make an honest woman of me', but it can't hurt to bank up some goodwill, right?"

Kensuke couldn't prevent a brief terrified shiver at that phrasing coming from her mouth. "Just... this is crazy. You.. us? I... gahhh..."

Kyoko grimaced as she realized her own slip of the tongue. Though as usual, she took the bull by the horns and charged in. "Ok, let's just say it out loud and stop dancing around it: We like you, Kensuke. We want to start taking things seriously in a long term way. Yes, even... us three together as a..." She groped for a word. "Fuck, married. We're talking marriage. Or at least some kind of long-term as-close-as-we-can-get-away-with."

Kensuke stared at a point a thousand miles away. "Crazy..." He shook his head to snap himself out of shock. "Kyoko, did you just propose? To me?!"

Sayaka poked him in the ribs from his other side. "One, technically, we just admitted we're discussing that topic in a long-range and theoretical way to get some of the awkward euphemisms and stuff out of the way. Two, no, she didn't. We did."

She shifted onto her side to face him more easily. "Ken-chan, Kyoko and I have been together... well, we both know this isn't 'just some phase', no matter what people usually say about girls like us. So finding you, who's not only able to keep his mouth shut about us before we were anything but classmates, is not only willing to toss a burgeoning career as the hottest date in our year for playing beard for us, but is also willing to," she waved her hand vaguely, "just go along when we wanted to experiment with all this... Hell, Ken-chan, we'd have to be crazy to let someone who's turned out to be this sweet get away. So… um… are we making you panic?" asked, worriedly.

"Little bit," Kensuke squeaked.

"Sorry."

"Probably just reflex!" he raggedly continued. "You are both sweet and I really like you and just having a little panic attack is perfectly normal!" He managed a shaky grin. "Not like telling our families 'Hey, we three plan to be a thing for the long run' is going to make them freak out and separate us. It's not like your dad is going to come in and hear us and see this and-"

"Kensuke! Relax! It's us!" Sayaka said, squeezing him from the side. "My dad's not coming through the door for days, trust me. He left last night in a hurry, something about a 'surprise unscheduled drill'. He said he wouldn't be home until at least next Monday. We're safe."

Kensuke froze. "He… what?" He rolled over to face her directly. "Did… did he say exactly that? 'Surprise unscheduled drill'?"

Sayaka's eyes flicked up towards her eyebrows. "Ah, yeah, I think so. Why?"

Kensuke looked worried. "That's exactly the same thing they announced when they were mobilizing a bunch of units ahead of the first Angel attack here. Don't you remember?"

Sayaka shrugged. "I… guess so. I wasn't paying much attention then."

Kyoko snickered. "Because you and I used that week for another 'extended sleepover', maybe?"

Sayaka reached over Kensuke to poke and tickle her girlfriend just above her belly button. "That was your idea, you thirsty witch."

"You're the witch, honey," Kyoko snarked back, swatting at her hands. "Look at you, ensorcelling two innocents with your sexy wiles, binding us to your will with your oh-so-innocent blue eyes and firm little-"

Kensuke suddenly rolled over Kyoko and off the bed, standing up and walking quickly out of the bedroom without a word. Sayaka and Kyoko left off their tickling and poking at each other and shared a confused look.

"Er… Ken-chan? Something wrong?" Sayaka asked after him.

"Yeah, you're not running away, are you? Seriously, we didn't mean to freak you out if this is too much. 'Plan Crazy' is kind of just… tongue in cheek, you know?"

Kensuke returned, holding a small, hollow metal cube in his hand, painted a bright red. "Something's wrong."

"That's what I'm asking abou… Huh?" Kyoko peered at the thing in his hand.

He held up the metal cube. It was open on three sides, and had what looked like a keyring loop on one side. "He left his BFA. I don't think he's on a drill without it."

"BFwhat?" Kyoko blinked.

"Blank Fire Adapter. You use it during drills when you're not using live ammo. You have to stick it on the end of your rifle or it won't cycle without it. You-" Kensuke looked at their blank stares. "Nevermind. It's just something that's really weird to leave behind when you're called up for a 'surprise unscheduled drill'. Especially when that's the same thing they said right before the first Angel attack." He looked up at them, frowning. "I wonder if something's up. I'll have to ask Major Katsuragi about it next time we go see Rei and the rest."

"Why don't you just call Shinji-kun and have him ask?" Sayaka suggested.

Kensuke shook his head. "No good. NERV monitors all the phone lines in the city, so its a bad idea to try talking about sensitive stuff over 'em."

"That sounds kind of paranoid, hon," Sayaka grinned at him.

"No, I'm serious. A computer voice cut off a call between me and Touji once, when I tried asking about the Class Rep's condition after a battle. NERV takes secrecy stuff seriously."

Kyoko shrugged. "Alright, so we ask them next time we go over. Tomorrow, maybe?" She reached out her hand and tugged Kensuke closer to the bed. She kept pulling until he was forced to flop back onto the narrow mattress and roll back into the middle. "Tonight, you, me, and Saya-chan have an apartment to ourselves, no parents around, and a bed. Sound good?"

Kensuke half-smiled. "Sounds crazy."
 
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Final chapter let's goooooooo!

but how often do we get a chance to spend almost a whole week alone with our boyfriend?" She laughed soft

I imagine the answer is always 'Not often enough' :V

So if we're going to be in trouble, let's be in it the way that makes us happiest. Let's be crazy."

As they say, 1 sin or a thousand you're going to hell, so sin a million times and go to hell a legend :V

Kensuke stared up at the ceiling. It was becoming more familiar, and he looked forward to that. "Well... it's got a good name."

Wonder how long that had to bang that into him :V

Kensuke froze. "He… what?" He rolled over to face her directly. "Did… did he say exactly that? 'Surprise unscheduled drill'?"

Sayaka's eyes flicked up towards her eyebrows. "Ah, yeah, I think so. Why?"

Kensuke looked worried. "That's exactly the same thing they announced when they were mobilizing a bunch of units ahead of the first Angel attack here. Don't you remember?"

Sayaka shrugged. "I… guess so. I wasn't paying much attention then."

Oop and here's the kicker.

Of course, at this point we all know it's no drill.

Sayaka reached over Kensuke to poke and tickle her girlfriend just above her belly button. "That was your idea, you thirsty witch."

"You're the witch, honey," Kyoko snarked back,

Bruh.
Little does Kyoko know, that's a completely accurate statement :V

He held up the metal cube. It was open on three sides, and had what looked like a keyring loop on one side. "He left his BFA. I don't think he's on a drill without it."

"BFwhat?" Kyoko blinked.

"Blank Fire Adapter. You use it during drills when you're not using live ammo. You have to stick it on the end of your rifle or it won't cycle without it.

Yeah you guys might wanna tell the pilots about that, might be something important. Just saying.

No, I'm serious. A computer voice cut off a call between me and Touji once, when I tried asking about the Class Rep's condition after a battle. NERV takes secrecy stuff seriously."

Always knew Kensuke would tell them :V

Can't wait for more chapters Stryp!
Even though I know things aren't gonna go well, but there's no getting off Mr Stryp's Wild Ride :V
 
OH MY GOD NEW UPDATE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THE WAFF HAS RETURNED!

We can't forget that Japanese to English translations in Japan seem to get as much care and polish as anime localisations in Germany.
At this point I'm pretty sure the Japanese are self aware enough to know their Engrish is complete ass but they also know it's fucking hilarious and even when it's not they can get away with a bunch of stuff that's not even close to natural English.

Also when we said there was no fucking chance in hell 3.0+1.0 was releasing Spring 2020, at least not without a massive technicality, the number of folks saying a fucking global pandemic was gonna be the reason for the delay was likely non-existant. But here we are, everything's most likely shut down for a few more months except prowrestling and maybe MMA if fucking Fight Island is actually for real. And we're now seeing, for the first time in a good while, every side of humanity turned way up to 11. The good, the bad, the heroic, the scumminess, the incompetence, the ingenuity, the retarded, the intelligence, the oblivious detachment, the unity... Everything weird, ridiculous, shitty but also everything heartwarming and nice and fluffy about us.

Kensuke froze. "He… what?" He rolled over to face her directly. "Did… did he say exactly that? 'Surprise unscheduled drill'?"

Sayaka's eyes flicked up towards her eyebrows. "Ah, yeah, I think so. Why?"

Kensuke looked worried. "That's exactly the same thing they announced when they were mobilizing a bunch of units ahead of the first Angel attack here. Don't you remember?"

Sayaka shrugged. "I… guess so. I wasn't paying much attention then."
Huh. Well looks like NERV is not so discreet about their bullshit anymore, are they? Though this might still be worrying about how little shit Gendo gives. At least the extra time Kaworu has given us seems to be used well, even if it most likely won't matter in the end.

Also feel like Kensuke is gonna be the surprise face run-in to save us from this ending in Tang.
 
Interesting. Depending on who's being mobilized, it could be Kensuke that winds up alerting the crew to the changing situation, purely by accident. And the only reason he's able to do so is a series of events that began when they saved Rei the first time, and detoxed her. Butterflies be everywhere.
 
This entire section is just a heap ton of warm and fuzzy, even with the foreboding implications. A good start to what's sure to be a great finale.

That said, there's one thing that did jump out at me that has me a little worried:

"I wonder if something's up. I'll have to ask Major Katsuragi about it next time we go see Rei and the rest."
...why do I get the feeling Ken's going to wind up talking to the wrong Rei?
 
It's BACK! WOOOOOO

Also, yeah, that's... very ungood. 3I is a-coming, the base raid is gonna begin shortly... yeah. This isn't gonna go well for ANYONE.
 
I forgot what story I was reading for a moment (by which I mean the entire chapter :oops: ) and was confused about possible Angel attack and Kensuke not being called up to pilot/being super concerned about it. Woops.
"Us and Kensuke. I... I would feel awkward and unfair too if we were just using a guy for sex because we've both found boys are more fun than we expected-"
Not sure if that's what you were going for?
 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Gendo's new doll is being kept well out of sight of anyone who he thinks might not be 300% on board with his scenario.
 
I'm confused, when did this fic start crossing over PMMM characters?

Or is this a very delayed Aprils fools thing?

I am confused is what I am saying.

Or are the pics like this because there's actually characters sharing the names of the PMMM ones in NGE?
 
I'm confused, when did this fic start crossing over PMMM characters?

Or is this a very delayed Aprils fools thing?

I am confused is what I am saying.

Or are the pics like this because there's actually characters sharing the names of the PMMM ones in NGE?
Its been that way for a while. Ken's dating shenanigans was a consequence of Rei getting down from the drug stupor and it concluded with the referenced characters. In universe, they just dye their hair because they thought Rei did. They kinda stuck around.

Chronicles has the rest of the PMMM cast in Tokyo-2 living fairly mundane lives. Though if they exist in A&T proper is unsaid.
 
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"No, I'm serious. A computer voice cut off a call between me and Touji once, when I tried asking about the Class Rep's condition after a battle. NERV takes secrecy stuff seriously."

Good old Kensuke. He not only took note of being cut off, he made a point of remembering that NERV is monitoring the phones in case the need for secrecy came up later.

Of course Misato and the pilots already know this, but since Kensuke is "out of the loop" so to speak, it's good that he's keeping up.

And I keep forgetting that he's not "in the loop" like he is in Chronicles. :D

Also, while only Chronicles has been explicit about Kyoko and Sayaka being the NGE universe's version of the characters from PMMM, I take it as a given that the characters LOOK like the art that Stryp posted. Them being in magical girl garb is somewhat questionable, but the fan art never exactly matches A&T since it wasn't originally drawn for A&T.

And again I get back to the idea that there should be more fan art for A&T. :D
 
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While it will be a sad day when the fic ends, these last nearly six years have been quite the wild ride, with many new memories made, both good and bad. Endgame, here we come.
 
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