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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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[X] "A minute? Well well well, someone's got a high opinion of themselves."

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Made in Heaven said:
"That is the most dangerous toon alive. We need to run, now. He could kill us in a minute flat."
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...I now wanna see ND and Judge Doom slug it out even more who of them is the deadlier toon (of course, Doom would be missing his Dip to make things more even and improve chances of whoever wins getting tired out enough for us to take out)

[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
Shade31415 said:
[X] "Not necessarily. Sometimes I like to stretch things out."
Feels like a Negaduck answer
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I agree.

[X] "Not necessarily. Sometimes I like to stretch things out."

Silent Grove said:
I was wrong. Time is wonky enough for Max to still be a 20 something after 20 something years.
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Extremely Goofy Movie's events date itself to around the year 2000, but Goofy's by all accounts in his 70s or so. Max appears to be in his 20s but is dated to some 50s cartoons.

Don't try to push logic onto Toon ages. Won't work. Even without time being wonky.
Nystical said:
I don't want to jinx anything by mentioning this, but Max/Russ/Goof have succeeded on all of their rolls so far!
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They will eventually fail. Negaduck is likely designed to be an opponent you fight solo, and while his compatriots aren't the best they do seemingly have 30 Martial somehow.
 
[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.

I'm personally kind of hoping that this leads to Goofy giving a talk on morality about how you really should thanks someone if you think they deserve, regardless of your affiliation; it's just a matter of politeness
 
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[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
[X] "One minute? Oh, come now, my good fellow, don't overexaggerate! It would take at least five!"
-[X] Adopt a vicious leer once they're all slightly reassured and/or confused, then say, "One for monologuing, one second for the actual killing, the rest dedicated to agonizing torture before I kill you."
--[X] Do an evil laugh. You can't do anything truly cruel and unusual without an evil laugh
 
[X] "A minute? Well well well, someone's got a high opinion of themselves.
 
[X] "One minute? Oh, come now, my good fellow, don't overexaggerate! It would take at least five!"
-[X] Adopt a vicious leer once they're all slightly reassured and/or confused, then say, "One for monologuing, one second for the actual killing, the rest dedicated to agonizing torture before I kill you."
--[X] Do an evil laugh. You can't do anything truly cruel and unusual without an evil laugh
 
[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
[X] "One minute? Oh, come now, my good fellow, don't overexaggerate! It would take at least five!"
-[X] Adopt a vicious leer once they're all slightly reassured and/or confused, then say, "One for monologuing, one second for the actual killing, the rest dedicated to agonizing torture before I kill you."
--[X] Do an evil laugh. You can't do anything truly cruel and unusual without an evil laugh
 
[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
 
[X] "One minute? Oh, come now, my good fellow, don't overexaggerate! It would take at least five!"
-[X] Adopt a vicious leer once they're all slightly reassured and/or confused, then say, "One for monologuing, one second for the actual killing, the rest dedicated to agonizing torture before I kill you."
--[X] Do an evil laugh. You can't do anything truly cruel and unusual without an evil laugh
 
By the by, something to note...

Made in Heaven said:
"Phoneboo- listen here Million Dollars and No Sense. How long were you in prison?"

"Since late February."

"Of what year, rich twit?"

"2000, why? Hey, is Hillary Duff still popular?"
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Made in Heaven said:
"Oh yeah! Now I remember!" Goofy recalls. "You blew up that blimp, got us all expelled, and got yerself tossed in the hoosegow for the last twenty years!"

"It was only seventeen years!!!"

"Has it really been that long?" Goofy asked, mostly to himself.
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It isn't that Bradley escaped, or hit parole. He did his full sentence, 2000 to 2017. And Max is still a college-age young adult.

Either Toons are screwey, or time is just that screwey, but we've eliminated the, uh, "mundane" possibilities.
 
I mean, Wile E. and Roadrunner have been doing their thing since the forties, I think it's been established that Toons don't age like people.
 
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