Ironically the villain from arguably the most magic focused setting is probably the most anti-magic
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
- Location
- Not the asylum anymore
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Oh, Doof absolutely would deface it in a heartbeat. But I get the feeling if someone protested loudly enough he would cave in.
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
Would you mind expanding on that? I haven't watched the show.
Yeah. But I actually like the idea of playing Doof as being specifically obsessed with ruling specifically his designated Tri-State Area with its nice neat rectangular borders.
Why is Shego his 'rival?' Because she has half of one of his states. If he could make her give that up he'd no longer feel like antagonizing her, but until she does, he does, and she won't give it up because her capital is in it.
Does Doof aspire to national or world domination? I mean sure, in theory. But only in the same sense that a middle-aged homeowner may be vaguely interested in building that patio extension and yet never get around to it for all the years of the rest of his life. Because tinkering with his -inators in the basement is just plain more emotionally satisfying, and the bare fact that he has a patio to extend makes him feel pretty good about himself, y'know?
So what about Mount Rushmore? Not in the Tri-State Area. Not his concern. If he wants to carve his face on a mountain- and he surely does- he won't use Mount Rushmore. He'll do his own carving, standing alone above all others.
He'd probably carve his face in the most prominent mountain(s) in the Tri-State Area. Like Mount Elbert in Colorado. Except, wait, that's in Shego's territory! CURSE YOU, SHEGO!!!!*
Or he could go for the most famous mountain in the Tri-State Area. Pike's Peak in Colorado, except, well, it's DEFINITELY in Shego's territory, CURSE YOU SHEGO!!!
He'll probably settle for a few prominent mountains in Wyoming, which are at least large if obscure and if not as prominent as Mount Elbert.
___________________________
*(Note, may not actually quite, technically be in Shego's territory, but it's funnier that way).
Habstab
HabStab
- Location
- Richmond, MO
While I haven't watched SvFE myself, I do know that Toffee either hated magic or just wanted it to go away.
If memory serves, I believe I also heard people say that Star said Toffee was right, in the same time frame where she did indeed get rid of magic. By destroying the actual realm of magic.
... also, making a note. Make sure Toffee and/or Star never destroy the realm of magic.
... also, making a note. Make sure Toffee and/or Star never destroy the realm of magic.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I could fill a book with Toffee's motivations, his goals, and his personality, and that's before I even get into stuff specifically canon to DVV Gridlocked or indeed whatever Cmoon might be planning in his quest. He's one of my favorite villains and a lot of stuff we know about him comes from inferences and putting together vague hints in the tie-in books and implications of things Toffee has said and done. Simply put, he has little reason to bother Doof or get in the way of what Doof is doing... for now.
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
OK, well I'm not asking for a book, but at least a few paragraphs about the broad outlines of his canon personality would help a lot.
With guys like Syndrome and Judge Doom, I at least know enough about them to be able to make educated guesses. Shego, likewise, I know her personality well enough to have a rough clue of how she thinks. The Zaibatsu in California? They're megacorps, I know what a megacorp is.
But what this Toffee guy might be like? No clue.
Toffee is an immortal who depending on when he won is either a semi civilized warlord who I'm pretty sure gave his minions the same immortality OR an immortal and cynical master planner who can anticipate and manipulate the people around him easily enough to take over someone else's operation with pure charisma and the right words at the right times.
I'm probably forgetting or misremembering some details but if he's from after Moon cut his finger off, he's probably not going to bother us. He's basically an immortal buisness lizard.
Last edited:
Okay I'll try to give a basic overview
Basically the series starts with Star, Princess of Mewni (a dimension populated by an offshoot of humanity referred to as Mewmans and a species of sentient Monsters), is sent to stay on Earth for a few years to avoid Ludo, a Monster with his own small army of minions who desperately wants to get his hands on the Royal Family's Magic Wand that Star has just inherited but is far too stupid and comedic to ever succeed
Eventually Ludo decides to hire on a new advisor named Toffee, an extremely competent, strategic and charismatic Monster with the power of regeneration
It's soon revealed that Mewni doesn't have as black and white a history as Star was raised to believe, Mewmans good, Monsters bad, with Monsters being the original inhabitants of Mewni and the Mewmans moving there and using the Royal Family's magic to force them out of their homes, take their land, prevent them from having any real organisation and carry out the occasional genocide and understandably Monsters have been bitter about this ever since, especially Toffee who unbeknownst to any of the characters had been alive since Mewmans first came to Mewni and was a major general in the Mewman/Monster wars
Long story short Toffee enacts a coup against Ludo, takes Stars best friend Marco hostage in a way that she can't beat and when she offers Toffee the Wand in exchange for Marco's life he laughs and says that he doesn't want the Wand he wants her to destroy it, she does so and seemingly kills Toffee in the explosion but in reality his soul/consciousness was actually sent to the Magic Dimension (the source of all magic) where he began to corrupt all Magic with the intention of destroying it since he believed that Magic was the only reason Mewmans had gotten away with everything they'd done
Despite dying before he could accomplish his goal he ultimately won because by the end of the series Star became convinced that magic had done more harm than good and destroyed it herself
Depending on how things went in this timeline there's also Eclipsa to worry about but she's a whole other can of worms
Eventually Ludo decides to hire on a new advisor named Toffee, an extremely competent, strategic and charismatic Monster with the power of regeneration
It's soon revealed that Mewni doesn't have as black and white a history as Star was raised to believe, Mewmans good, Monsters bad, with Monsters being the original inhabitants of Mewni and the Mewmans moving there and using the Royal Family's magic to force them out of their homes, take their land, prevent them from having any real organisation and carry out the occasional genocide and understandably Monsters have been bitter about this ever since, especially Toffee who unbeknownst to any of the characters had been alive since Mewmans first came to Mewni and was a major general in the Mewman/Monster wars
Long story short Toffee enacts a coup against Ludo, takes Stars best friend Marco hostage in a way that she can't beat and when she offers Toffee the Wand in exchange for Marco's life he laughs and says that he doesn't want the Wand he wants her to destroy it, she does so and seemingly kills Toffee in the explosion but in reality his soul/consciousness was actually sent to the Magic Dimension (the source of all magic) where he began to corrupt all Magic with the intention of destroying it since he believed that Magic was the only reason Mewmans had gotten away with everything they'd done
Despite dying before he could accomplish his goal he ultimately won because by the end of the series Star became convinced that magic had done more harm than good and destroyed it herself
Depending on how things went in this timeline there's also Eclipsa to worry about but she's a whole other can of worms
Last edited:
The clear answer for Mount Rushmore is to turn the faces into a flying fortress that shoot giant lasers from the eyes of presidents. Then maybe give it to the US government so they aren't mad about us turning it into flying patriotic fortress. Then just give the land and sacred mountain, minus faces, back to the natives.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Let's try to do this without spoilers then.
Toffee is a 'Monster', a broad term which Mewmans, a magical race of people from the dimension of Mewni, use to basically refer to 'any sentient being we don't like'. He has fought against the Mewman royal family for, at minimum, decades. Possibly centuries, as he is both immortal and can regenerate from almost any injury. His primary goal is the destruction and/or subversion of the god-teir magic the Mewman royal family has been using to keep power for generations.
He is subtle, calm, and ruthless in pursuit of his goals. He is more than happy to let individual monsters die if it accomplishes his goals of improving the state of monsters as a whole, and he hates the Mewman royal family with a passion due to the defeats he has suffered at their hands. He prefers to operate from the shadows, propping up others as catspaws and tools, until it is time for his master plan to unfold. He is calm, collected, and indulges himself only when he is certain he has already won. Humanity, for now, is unimportant to him. He cares nothing for them, but also will not hesitate to kill anyone who gets in the way of his actual targets.
Side note I really do recommend Star Vs, its a great show and seasons 2 and 3 rival Gravity Falls in quality.
Last edited:
- Pronouns
- I He Him His
If SvtFoE Mewni vs Monster problem is really an allegory for our own treatment of Nstive Americans, then being seen as someone who is trying to right the problems caused by former government might endear us to Toffee. Or at least towards Star and Marco since they were trying to fix the injustice ever since Star learned of it.
Mojave
BWAAAH
- Pronouns
- He
Good inator: The Caricature-inator!
Do you ever find people difficult to understand? Do you wish you they were simplified to their most broad features? This machine fixes that! All numbers in hero traits are doubled for this turn as people act as exaggerated versions of themselves.
Bad inator: The Nerve-Inator!
No more will we be plagued by an irrational fear of bats and completely rational fear of vending machines! This machine permanently makes the people of Doofania stand a little straighter. In the short term, that unfortunately means our employees will demand vacation time. They are only able to take personal actions this turn. In the long term, whichever action currently has the highest DC has its DC reduced by 5% as the threat of such an insurmountable challenge becomes COMPLETELY SURMOUNTABLE.
Neutral inator: Stimulant-inator!
In an effort to increase workplace productivity, the breakroom coffee-inator has been swapped out with this NEARLY IDENTICAL COPY. The first hero to drink from it is instantly filled with energy and zeal that must be put to use immediately. Instantly undertake a random action with a random hero unit, adding all relevant bonuses.
Do you ever find people difficult to understand? Do you wish you they were simplified to their most broad features? This machine fixes that! All numbers in hero traits are doubled for this turn as people act as exaggerated versions of themselves.
Bad inator: The Nerve-Inator!
No more will we be plagued by an irrational fear of bats and completely rational fear of vending machines! This machine permanently makes the people of Doofania stand a little straighter. In the short term, that unfortunately means our employees will demand vacation time. They are only able to take personal actions this turn. In the long term, whichever action currently has the highest DC has its DC reduced by 5% as the threat of such an insurmountable challenge becomes COMPLETELY SURMOUNTABLE.
Neutral inator: Stimulant-inator!
In an effort to increase workplace productivity, the breakroom coffee-inator has been swapped out with this NEARLY IDENTICAL COPY. The first hero to drink from it is instantly filled with energy and zeal that must be put to use immediately. Instantly undertake a random action with a random hero unit, adding all relevant bonuses.
July/August 2015 Results
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Winning plan:
[ ] Combat organized crime in Doofania
DC 100
41+12+17+10+1=81
Failure
Major Monogram's attempt to crush organized crime within your borders saw some initial success though it turned out that the criminals were better entrenched than he had expected. In lieu of drawn-out fights with Normbots and OWCA agents, many of them simply picked up and left for new safehouses. Francis did manage to at least foil a few crimes, including an attempted power plant takeover, albeit with the culprits absconding. On the upside, his work meant that you had a good idea of who was operating in or near your territory, which was very useful when you started to...
[ ] Recruit rogues and villainous capes
DC 35
94+15=109
Critical Success
To be continued in Interlude: The Interviews of DOOOOM!
[ ] Provide Evil Job Benefits
DC 50
27+24+18-1=68
Decent Success
Hego may have been a bit dimwitted but he certainly had what it took when it came to administrating. He was able to hammer out a benefits package in no time at all that would ensure all of your citizens and employees are well cared for, with a phenomenal dental plan, three weeks of vacation in the tropics per year, and all sorts of other benefits that were lacking in OWCA's internships- or even some of the FBI's packages, for that matter.
Moderate Income loss from expenses!
All heroes gain +5 permanent loyalty!
[ ] Investigate Doomtown
DC 100
90+14+36+5+3=148
Great Success
Agent Russ has done good work and sent you a full report on the state of Doomtown. It lays out the political situation of LA, known relations of Judge Doom, the state of Toons in the area, and Agent Russ' personal recommendations. Agent Russ seemed particularly affected by what he saw there. Expect it within the day.
Full report on Doomtown available!
Reach Out to the Red Car diplomacy national action unlocked!
Future 'Assault a Rival' actions against Judge Doom have -10 DC!
[ ] Research AI
DC 95
57+38=95
Bare Success
Your scientists' work in AI research went… okay. You honestly can't think of a better way to describe it than that. You didn't make any groundbreaking discoveries or uncover things that are immensely exciting, they just managed to barely lift you to the next level of research. Your next generation of AI will be capable of holding an actual conversation without sounding like a stilted weirdo, and they can handle a few more complex ideas without defaulting back to uselessness, but true sentience still seems to elude you. There must be some way to break through the thought ceiling...
Next level of AI research unlocked!
Trading cards unlocked!
Upgrade Norm action re-added; relative value will depend on the degree of advancements made since the last upgrade!
DCs of tasks that make use of AI reduced!
[ ] Search the news for evidence of magic
DC 45
75+0=75
Decent Success
You decided to be scientific about this. You tasked some interns to bring together every strange news report or police file they could, then filtered out anything that could be easily explained (like weird noises in old houses) or seemed irrelevant (like UFO sightings). The result was… very interesting.
You can confirm with some certainty that the Pacific Northwest is a hotbed of weirdness, especially a roughly-triangular section in the center of the region. Strange sightings, unexplained disappearances, creepy stuff. However, you also found another center of oddities.
Echo Creek is a minor suburb just south of Los Angeles, not too far from some of the places Agent Russ was staking out. It seems pretty darn standard, aside from a weird origin story about possums that honestly wouldn't sound out of place in Drusselstein. But a few years ago, it exploded with strangeness. Weird police reports that no longer exist as far as the officials are concerned. Dozens of news articles that can 'no longer be found' online. More anecdotal evidence of weirdness per square mile than even up in Oregon, unless of course someone has a rational explanation for raining narwhals and naturally occuring cupcake-shaped crystals. Then, not too long ago, everything just… stopped.
Whatever was going on seems like it's either ended or has at least managed to keep itself quieter than it used to, and so this seems like a much less foreboding option for supernatural research than, you know, that place where a bunch of people keep mysteriously disappearing. Send someone to investigate!
Unlocked intrigue national action: Investigate what Happened in Echo Creek
[ ] Try and induce superpowers
DC ???
43+38+12+1=94
Awkward Failure
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. had really no idea where to go with inducing superpowers so they were basically throwing science at the wall to see what stuck. This… did not work out as well as they had hoped. It turns out that most of them weren't willing to take a bath in radioactive waste or throw themselves into a vat of chemicals, and their attempts to do this to Coyote only resulted in hilarious incidents. When you came in to check on them, you were surprised to find Rodney sitting upside down, his head now the size of a yoga ball, with a very discontent expression on his face. It looked like they were trying to make him smarter! They succeeded… sort of. He's not a super genius or anything but he should be slightly more competent as the rest of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. combined. Unfortunately he won't be doing any more fighting or heavy weapons tests anytime soon.
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s Learning has been raised to 14! L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s Martial has dropped to 3! Rodney is now slightly smarter than the rest of the scientists combined, but considering who you're talking about this isn't saying much!
Unlocked Learning national action: Research superpowers!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
[x] Spend time with Vanessa
53
Thankfully your schedule wasn't too busy these last couple months, so you got to spend some quality time with your daughter! Norm's suggestions back in Drusselstein panned out, and Vanessa was rather pleased when you offered to play a game of Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons with her. Apparently it is cool now. Who'd've thought. You should be able to make this a regular thing!
You can't play DD&MD with only two people! And Vanessa still doesn't want you playing with her normal friend group, so you'll need to start your own game. Which other people do you want to invite? This will not take a personal action!
Pick up to 5
[ ] Goofy
[ ] Major Monogram
[ ] Wile E. Coyote
[ ] Genghis Khan
[ ] Agent Russ
[ ] Norm Prime
[ ] Hego
[ ] Dennis the Duck
Who will be the Dungeon, Dungeon and More Dungeon Master?
[ ] Write-In
Reward revealed: Unlock Vanessa as a hero unit. 72/100
[x] Read your Spellbook
41
Oh, this is so exciting! Your head is thrumming with brand-spanking-new ideas. Thaumatic resonation, Resons, Ley Lines, and more! You're probably not going to be slinging spells in the next month, but you think if you keep at it you should develop a rudimentary understanding of basic magical principles.
Reward revealed: Doof gains a (low) Occult stat
(41/150)
[x] Visit the Memorial
35
You, Major Monogram, and every OWCA agent that could make it spent a quiet hour reflecting at the Perry the Platypus Memorial Park. Thanks to recent breakthroughs with Francis, there was no yelling, or blaming, or arguing. Just a quiet moment to reflect, and remember.
You still remember what happened. A year ago today. After the last explosive failure, you had decided to hide the self-destruct button on your next Inator. You wonder sometimes, if you had made it a little more obvious, or if you had hidden it just a little better, if you had done anything but put it where it could be pressed without either of you noticing… would things be different?
There's no way to tell.
[x] Acquire tickets to the Kronos gala
62
The gala actually sold out earlier this month, but thankfully scalpers are still very active and for you money is very little object. You managed to get the good tickets- nothing like the packages Shere Khan or Syndrome's 'special guest' will be getting, you're sure, but it gets you in the front door and into the sections restricted to the fancy people. You're set for a good hotel and airfare, and also managed to get a ticket for a +1! That means you can bring a friend all the way into the center of the gala! Or… conspirator, depending on if your plans for the evening work out.
Unlocked for turn 6 (November/December 2015) Quest: ???
Goofy
[ ] Bond with Max
82
Goofy used one of his days off to take a nice trip with Max out east to see some of the sights. Crisis was averted as Max refused to stop at Bueno Nacho for lunch, and a good time was had by both as they saw all sorts of little roadside attractions and spent time in hotels. All in all, it was a good trip! When it was done, Goofy had even convinced Max to start working for you as an intern!
113/100: Max unlocked as a Hero Unit!
Genghis Khan
[ ] Learn English
94+10=104
Temujin is making astonishing strides with his new instructor. You're really amazed how far he's come, he's issuing threats in full sentences now. You think it shouldn't take much longer until Genghis is able to interact with the world in a much more meaningful way. You also think it might be a good idea to get the contact information for this 'Professor Von Drake' after the lessons conclude. You had the name wrong before.
Reward revealed: Genghis Khan becomes fluent in English, some stats may increase: 198/250
Norm Prime
[ ] (Martial) Take down Inquinator
Norm: 69+36+8=113
Inquinator:99+16+10= 125
Norm's attack on your nemesis seemed to be going perfectly! He was pretty handily beating the stuffing out of the shabby vulture until something happened that no one was able to explain. The most likely explanation is that Inquinator got a lucky hit in that was just severe enough to make Norm reboot. He used this opportunity to push him down the stairs and make a break for it!
"THOUGHT I WASN'T GOING TO FIGHT DIRTY, DID YOU?! YOU WERE WRONG! AH HAH HAH HAH HAH!"
Inquinator has escaped! His evil plotting will continue until you successfully complete a Nemesis action to take him down!
Dennis the Duck
[x] Search for Donald
13
Dennis asked people all around Doofania if they had seen Donald and put up lots of posters to help his search. Unfortunately he tended to put those posters up within the same square block, and didn't really make any progress in locating where Donald was. You're fairly certain he's not in Doofania though.
Inator Roll
The Anti-Procrast-inator! Doof gets 1 free Personal Action next round!
[ ] Combat organized crime in Doofania
DC 100
41+12+17+10+1=81
Failure
Major Monogram's attempt to crush organized crime within your borders saw some initial success though it turned out that the criminals were better entrenched than he had expected. In lieu of drawn-out fights with Normbots and OWCA agents, many of them simply picked up and left for new safehouses. Francis did manage to at least foil a few crimes, including an attempted power plant takeover, albeit with the culprits absconding. On the upside, his work meant that you had a good idea of who was operating in or near your territory, which was very useful when you started to...
[ ] Recruit rogues and villainous capes
DC 35
94+15=109
Critical Success
To be continued in Interlude: The Interviews of DOOOOM!
[ ] Provide Evil Job Benefits
DC 50
27+24+18-1=68
Decent Success
Hego may have been a bit dimwitted but he certainly had what it took when it came to administrating. He was able to hammer out a benefits package in no time at all that would ensure all of your citizens and employees are well cared for, with a phenomenal dental plan, three weeks of vacation in the tropics per year, and all sorts of other benefits that were lacking in OWCA's internships- or even some of the FBI's packages, for that matter.
Moderate Income loss from expenses!
All heroes gain +5 permanent loyalty!
[ ] Investigate Doomtown
DC 100
90+14+36+5+3=148
Great Success
Agent Russ has done good work and sent you a full report on the state of Doomtown. It lays out the political situation of LA, known relations of Judge Doom, the state of Toons in the area, and Agent Russ' personal recommendations. Agent Russ seemed particularly affected by what he saw there. Expect it within the day.
Full report on Doomtown available!
Reach Out to the Red Car diplomacy national action unlocked!
Future 'Assault a Rival' actions against Judge Doom have -10 DC!
[ ] Research AI
DC 95
57+38=95
Bare Success
Your scientists' work in AI research went… okay. You honestly can't think of a better way to describe it than that. You didn't make any groundbreaking discoveries or uncover things that are immensely exciting, they just managed to barely lift you to the next level of research. Your next generation of AI will be capable of holding an actual conversation without sounding like a stilted weirdo, and they can handle a few more complex ideas without defaulting back to uselessness, but true sentience still seems to elude you. There must be some way to break through the thought ceiling...
Next level of AI research unlocked!
Trading cards unlocked!
Upgrade Norm action re-added; relative value will depend on the degree of advancements made since the last upgrade!
DCs of tasks that make use of AI reduced!
[ ] Search the news for evidence of magic
DC 45
75+0=75
Decent Success
You decided to be scientific about this. You tasked some interns to bring together every strange news report or police file they could, then filtered out anything that could be easily explained (like weird noises in old houses) or seemed irrelevant (like UFO sightings). The result was… very interesting.
You can confirm with some certainty that the Pacific Northwest is a hotbed of weirdness, especially a roughly-triangular section in the center of the region. Strange sightings, unexplained disappearances, creepy stuff. However, you also found another center of oddities.
Echo Creek is a minor suburb just south of Los Angeles, not too far from some of the places Agent Russ was staking out. It seems pretty darn standard, aside from a weird origin story about possums that honestly wouldn't sound out of place in Drusselstein. But a few years ago, it exploded with strangeness. Weird police reports that no longer exist as far as the officials are concerned. Dozens of news articles that can 'no longer be found' online. More anecdotal evidence of weirdness per square mile than even up in Oregon, unless of course someone has a rational explanation for raining narwhals and naturally occuring cupcake-shaped crystals. Then, not too long ago, everything just… stopped.
Whatever was going on seems like it's either ended or has at least managed to keep itself quieter than it used to, and so this seems like a much less foreboding option for supernatural research than, you know, that place where a bunch of people keep mysteriously disappearing. Send someone to investigate!
Unlocked intrigue national action: Investigate what Happened in Echo Creek
[ ] Try and induce superpowers
DC ???
43+38+12+1=94
Awkward Failure
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. had really no idea where to go with inducing superpowers so they were basically throwing science at the wall to see what stuck. This… did not work out as well as they had hoped. It turns out that most of them weren't willing to take a bath in radioactive waste or throw themselves into a vat of chemicals, and their attempts to do this to Coyote only resulted in hilarious incidents. When you came in to check on them, you were surprised to find Rodney sitting upside down, his head now the size of a yoga ball, with a very discontent expression on his face. It looked like they were trying to make him smarter! They succeeded… sort of. He's not a super genius or anything but he should be slightly more competent as the rest of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. combined. Unfortunately he won't be doing any more fighting or heavy weapons tests anytime soon.
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s Learning has been raised to 14! L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s Martial has dropped to 3! Rodney is now slightly smarter than the rest of the scientists combined, but considering who you're talking about this isn't saying much!
Unlocked Learning national action: Research superpowers!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
[x] Spend time with Vanessa
53
Thankfully your schedule wasn't too busy these last couple months, so you got to spend some quality time with your daughter! Norm's suggestions back in Drusselstein panned out, and Vanessa was rather pleased when you offered to play a game of Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons with her. Apparently it is cool now. Who'd've thought. You should be able to make this a regular thing!
You can't play DD&MD with only two people! And Vanessa still doesn't want you playing with her normal friend group, so you'll need to start your own game. Which other people do you want to invite? This will not take a personal action!
Pick up to 5
[ ] Goofy
[ ] Major Monogram
[ ] Wile E. Coyote
[ ] Genghis Khan
[ ] Agent Russ
[ ] Norm Prime
[ ] Hego
[ ] Dennis the Duck
Who will be the Dungeon, Dungeon and More Dungeon Master?
[ ] Write-In
Reward revealed: Unlock Vanessa as a hero unit. 72/100
[x] Read your Spellbook
41
Oh, this is so exciting! Your head is thrumming with brand-spanking-new ideas. Thaumatic resonation, Resons, Ley Lines, and more! You're probably not going to be slinging spells in the next month, but you think if you keep at it you should develop a rudimentary understanding of basic magical principles.
Reward revealed: Doof gains a (low) Occult stat
(41/150)
[x] Visit the Memorial
35
You, Major Monogram, and every OWCA agent that could make it spent a quiet hour reflecting at the Perry the Platypus Memorial Park. Thanks to recent breakthroughs with Francis, there was no yelling, or blaming, or arguing. Just a quiet moment to reflect, and remember.
You still remember what happened. A year ago today. After the last explosive failure, you had decided to hide the self-destruct button on your next Inator. You wonder sometimes, if you had made it a little more obvious, or if you had hidden it just a little better, if you had done anything but put it where it could be pressed without either of you noticing… would things be different?
There's no way to tell.
[x] Acquire tickets to the Kronos gala
62
The gala actually sold out earlier this month, but thankfully scalpers are still very active and for you money is very little object. You managed to get the good tickets- nothing like the packages Shere Khan or Syndrome's 'special guest' will be getting, you're sure, but it gets you in the front door and into the sections restricted to the fancy people. You're set for a good hotel and airfare, and also managed to get a ticket for a +1! That means you can bring a friend all the way into the center of the gala! Or… conspirator, depending on if your plans for the evening work out.
Unlocked for turn 6 (November/December 2015) Quest: ???
Goofy
[ ] Bond with Max
82
Goofy used one of his days off to take a nice trip with Max out east to see some of the sights. Crisis was averted as Max refused to stop at Bueno Nacho for lunch, and a good time was had by both as they saw all sorts of little roadside attractions and spent time in hotels. All in all, it was a good trip! When it was done, Goofy had even convinced Max to start working for you as an intern!
113/100: Max unlocked as a Hero Unit!
Genghis Khan
[ ] Learn English
94+10=104
Temujin is making astonishing strides with his new instructor. You're really amazed how far he's come, he's issuing threats in full sentences now. You think it shouldn't take much longer until Genghis is able to interact with the world in a much more meaningful way. You also think it might be a good idea to get the contact information for this 'Professor Von Drake' after the lessons conclude. You had the name wrong before.
Reward revealed: Genghis Khan becomes fluent in English, some stats may increase: 198/250
Norm Prime
[ ] (Martial) Take down Inquinator
Norm: 69+36+8=113
Inquinator:99+16+10= 125
Norm's attack on your nemesis seemed to be going perfectly! He was pretty handily beating the stuffing out of the shabby vulture until something happened that no one was able to explain. The most likely explanation is that Inquinator got a lucky hit in that was just severe enough to make Norm reboot. He used this opportunity to push him down the stairs and make a break for it!
"THOUGHT I WASN'T GOING TO FIGHT DIRTY, DID YOU?! YOU WERE WRONG! AH HAH HAH HAH HAH!"
Inquinator has escaped! His evil plotting will continue until you successfully complete a Nemesis action to take him down!
Dennis the Duck
[x] Search for Donald
13
Dennis asked people all around Doofania if they had seen Donald and put up lots of posters to help his search. Unfortunately he tended to put those posters up within the same square block, and didn't really make any progress in locating where Donald was. You're fairly certain he's not in Doofania though.
Inator Roll
The Anti-Procrast-inator! Doof gets 1 free Personal Action next round!
Kaboomatic
Where the Wild Things Are
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Goofy
[X] Major Monogram
[X] Agent Russ
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] DM: Vanessa
Dennis has a one track mind, Genghis can't speak english, and Wil E cant talk
Also, Vanessa being a DM seems like the best pick since as far as we know, she has the most experience
[X] Major Monogram
[X] Agent Russ
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] DM: Vanessa
Dennis has a one track mind, Genghis can't speak english, and Wil E cant talk
Also, Vanessa being a DM seems like the best pick since as far as we know, she has the most experience
- Location
- NJ
Actually thanks to the action he can speak English now.
Mojave
BWAAAH
- Pronouns
- He
[X] Goofy
[X] Wile E. Coyote
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
Edit: I have been informed that Max is not an option, so instead I recommend Wile E. While he may not be able to speak like the rest of us, we promised him bonding time.
[X] Wile E. Coyote
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
Edit: I have been informed that Max is not an option, so instead I recommend Wile E. While he may not be able to speak like the rest of us, we promised him bonding time.
Last edited:
- Location
- California
This is true, but if the wiki is to be believed then she wants a closer relation with humanity. Unfortunately, people don't understand her people, hyper advanced robot civilization who has no need for vocalisation unlike us meat bags, so being human is more than enough to peak her interest.
technotemplar
(Sleeping Bear)
- Location
- Texas
[X] Goofy
[X] Max
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
[X] Max
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
Kaboomatic
Where the Wild Things Are
- Pronouns
- He/Him
The reward happens when genghis finishes all 250 points of training
he's only at 198 right now
[X] Goofy
[X] Max
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
[X] Max
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
- Location
- USA
[X] Goofy
[X] Major Monogram
[X] Hego
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Genghis Khan
[X] DM: Vanessa
Genghis playing, now that he's somewhat fluent, could help his English!
Also, WoG from the GM, Max can't play because this is deciding who 'was' playing in the month leading up to Max's start date.
Looks like we lost more martial in LOVEMUFFIN than we gained in learning, but hopefully the national action we unlocked won't have a DC of ??? now that we have a better idea of what we're doing.
As for inquinator, he got a 99, so hopefully round 2 should go in Norm's favor. Just need a few more turns to get occult, and a few turns for Vanessa to become a hero unit and Genghis to fully learn English.
[X] Major Monogram
[X] Hego
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Genghis Khan
[X] DM: Vanessa
Genghis playing, now that he's somewhat fluent, could help his English!
Also, WoG from the GM, Max can't play because this is deciding who 'was' playing in the month leading up to Max's start date.
Looks like we lost more martial in LOVEMUFFIN than we gained in learning, but hopefully the national action we unlocked won't have a DC of ??? now that we have a better idea of what we're doing.
As for inquinator, he got a 99, so hopefully round 2 should go in Norm's favor. Just need a few more turns to get occult, and a few turns for Vanessa to become a hero unit and Genghis to fully learn English.
Well that actually went pretty well, sure we didn't succeed on the crime action but it didn't backfire and it might make things a little bit easier next turn and LOVEMUFFIN getting better at Learning is great and they were never going to be amazing at Martial anyway
Btw for those that don't know Echo Creek is the town from Star vs
Also:
Btw for those that don't know Echo Creek is the town from Star vs
Also:
Damn that's a good pun
I still kind of think that Norm should go on Operation Blue Hawaii
- Location
- Not the asylum anymore
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Huh. The self-destruct button was pressed without Perry or Doof noticing...? Seems suspicious to me.
However, whether it was malicious intent or a tragic accident, we mourn those who have been lost. Rest in peace, Agent P, for your mission is finally over.
And on a less depressing note, our DD&mD group.
[X] Goofy
[X] Major Monogram
[X] Hego
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Genghis Khan
[X] DM: Vanessa
- Location
- Idaho
[X] Goofy
[X] Genghis Khan
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
All and all I'd say that turn went pretty well. I guess but I definitely think we should at least do operation Blue Hawaii going next turn.
[X] Genghis Khan
[X] Norm Prime
[X] Hego
[X] Major Monogram
[X] DM: Vanessa
All and all I'd say that turn went pretty well. I guess but I definitely think we should at least do operation Blue Hawaii going next turn.
Last edited: