DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

kadehex · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Just head back to Doofania

Ashen Cross · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

I honestly don't know what to pick for the other one.

Shadow-86 · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk

By taking the right secret passage you managed to surpass most of the traps and rooms contained within the castle. Now that you're on good terms with the castle's current host, take a look through some of them. There's got to be some more loot, right?

Time to see what kind of riches we can get here.

[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Shadowhisker · Jul 2, 2020

Made in Heaven said:
"It's cool now, sir! You should really spend more time with your children!"

"Ugh, I'm trying." you groan, dragging a hand down your face.

"Thank you, father!"

"Not you!" You reply, earlier resolutions forgotten.

So close, Doof, yet so far... I really hope there's an introspection personal action for Doof after this.

Anyway, votes.

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

EDIT: Also, references. Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons is from Gravity Falls. Malifishmirtz joking about moving the castle is from Gargoyles, where Xanatos did exactly that.

LordEdric · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Habstab · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

LiamOfOrmonde · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Made in Heaven said:
It's not a perfect solution since I can only spend so much time away from the castle in a day, but come on, it's not like you'll be able to move the castle or anything, right?

Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.

TempestK · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Buy some Doonkleberries

I would like to reiterate my Doonkleberry/Gummiberry theory!

Mojave · Jul 2, 2020

LiamOfOrmonde said:
[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.

Three words. ACME instant delivery

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Whoo! Celebratory pretzels! Evil celebratory pretzels.

POTDL · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Buy some Doonkleberries

Doctor Elsewhere · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

With all the crazy architecture in Doofania, adding a castle to our skyscraper will go unnoticed.

LazyDoritOverlrd · Jul 2, 2020

[] Explore Castle Doofhawk

I want that helmet, and any other loot we can get.

[] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

As much as I want those berries it's smarter to go to Drakken's grandpa and get those victory pretzels, Evil victory pretzels.

Edit; Changed my vote

Nystical · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
[X] Buy some Doonkleberries

Maybe by buying the Doonkleberries, we can setup an importing agreement to get a continuous supply? They are the town's main export so if we bought it all that might allow us to minimize access to the country by other factions.

Kaboomatic · Jul 2, 2020

Made in Heaven said:
but come on, it's not like you'll be able to move the castle or anything, right?" The ghostly warlock cackles at his own joke.

We're totally moving the castle, right?

Simon_Jester · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

jonasquinn · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Shadowhisker said:
Malifishmirtz joking about moving the castle is from Gargoyles, where Xanatos did exactly that.

LiamOfOrmonde said:
Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.

I would remind you both that Doof has already done that himself

LazyDoritOverlrd · Jul 2, 2020

Kaboomatic said:
We're totally moving the castle, right?

Definitely, it'll be later but yeah there's no way we're not doing it now.

Simon_Jester · Jul 2, 2020

LiamOfOrmonde said:
Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.

We might want to get in touch with him to compare castle-moving notes. He's one of the less feckless supervillain-kings, and could be a valuable ally.

RookDeSuit · Jul 2, 2020

Made in Heaven said:
Taking advantage of the opportunity Norm follows up with a mighty blast of his ACME Death Lasers!

Neat. I think we passed the D6 ACME trait roll.

Made in Heaven said:
but not me!

And from the shadows secret government spooks are taking notes. All to ensure 1 Doofenshmirtz doesn't break the masquerade.

Made in Heaven said:
entire country for myself

I think this should be county, no?

Made in Heaven said:
but come on, it's not like you'll be able to move the castle or anything, right?" The ghostly warlock cackles at his own joke.

Pft, don't challenge us Grunkle Malifishmirtz!

Habstab · Jul 2, 2020

Kaboomatic said:
We're totally moving the castle, right?

Yes.

... also, just realized something, we might actually be able to ask him for hints about his loot, where it is, what it does, ect.

Mojave · Jul 2, 2020

I wonder if we can get a bonus to the 'bond with Vanessa' action if we play DDnD with her.

TempestK · Jul 2, 2020

Guys, I've gotta say, the justification for the pretzels feels like it's leaning really hard on metaknowledge. As well as the fact that it's not a guarantee of anything. Doof used to work for Drakkenblad too; so it's not like he's unknown to the guy.

Nystical · Jul 2, 2020

Mojave said:
I wonder if we can get a bonus to the 'bond with Vanessa' action if we play DDnD with her.

DDnD campaign session #1 as a personal action that starts a quest interlude?

Sweet Recursion!

Crazy7s1 · Jul 2, 2020

[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Beastly · Jul 2, 2020

If we move the castle to Doofania does that mean we can search it at a later date

DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

The Miraculous Owl

fuck.

HabStab

67% lewd. Oh my!

BWAAAH

Where the Wild Things Are

HabStab

BWAAAH

Excellent