Well here's a somewhat lazy attempt at a Negaverse Omake, hope you guys enjoy it.
Negaverse "Weber must be crazy"
The others file out, you ignore them in favour of the papers your Loremaster had given you.
The umgi, he decided, we're surely crazy. "Are you seriously-" he quickly stopped himself. "First things first. The spiders?"
"First Loremaster got along with them, but couldn't make it work. Still deciding on a second."
"About what I expected. Damn strange creatures. But if we can ever get that damn silk worked, it'll pay for a thousand Loremasters. And Sylvania?"
From a canvas bag, Weber pulls out a grinning skull. "Alkharad of the Necrarchs. He was hounding the Elector Countess with weekly assassination attempts, and was training up an army of apprentices." She tosses the skull underhandedly to you, which you proceed to catch. You smile grimly at the vampires skull, a grin it seems to eerily mirror.
"Only brought back the Vampire's skull, but the apprentices are dead too. None of the other openly-operating Vampires are in the same league."
"Good." You prod one of the fangs of the skull in idle curiosity, before passing it back and trying to get your thoughts in order. "Great, in fact. The Empire has not been the most consistent source of assistance, but you get no ore from a shaft you never dig. Okay. Now..."
You fumble, trying to parse through a hundred things you wanted to scream at her.
"The
Burning Shadows thing?" She sums it up neatly.
"Yes, the
Burning Shadows thing!" You finally yell, by the ancestors
why didn't she mention this shit before! "You can
weaponize a mountain?!"
"Not on a whim, but yes, with time and equipment-"
"Why am I just hearing about this now?!" you smack the paper with the back of your hand, in a fit of bewilderment. "Why was that not how you introduced yourself back in Averland?! 'I'm Mathilde Weber, I can kill things with mountains'."
"So, I take it-"
"Yes! I would like very much for you to put a hard time limit of twenty-four hours on every possible overland siege we could face!" You stop to calm yourself. "Okay,
first, make damn sure it can't happen by accident or by any hand other than your own" it was best to put in numerous safety measures when using something that employed such a
fickle force, in fact- "and once you've put your own measures in place to ensure that, get Kragg and get him to add some of his own." Better to be safe than sorry. "But once that's done, yes. Bring in as many
Zhufokri as you need, take as much gold and make as many promises as it takes." You shake your head. "Are there any other apocalypse weapons you've been sitting on that you want to share with me?"
You needed to know
now, so you could get busy pointing them at the Orks or the Skaven and not being wasted.
Oh you do not like that silence. You stare at her, not sure if you should be praying to the ancestors right now.
"None ready for deployment," she finally states.
What the shit Weber?!
You just shake your head, feeling very done with this conversation. "
Zhufokri," I say, stands, before going to leave.
"
Dawi," you hear her say with a sigh.
AN: So this is what you get for that fucking game breaking roll. The Eye of Gazul will be ready for testing in a few turns or so. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go lie down.
Tasol Man said:
NSSM said:
No, we just got more work. Now we'll have to rein in Malthilde way more since she could potentially build weapons that kill thousands of people! She may have just invented a WMD, the only good thing is that it can't move.
Alect alias said:
I am completely okay with this.
The artist formally known as Ironfist said:
I have to agree with Belegar here, what the shit! We could've been coming up with ways to fortify that thing, but now we have to do it with way less time!
TotallyBestBoi said:
Dude... it's at the top of a mountain. The only thing we'll have to be careful of are things that come at it from above.
Ashram said:
Hahahahahaha try and get us now Orks! We have shadow lasers! Mountain goes BRRRRRRR!
Alfa tan said:
Well it's a good thing we're getting Kragg to add his safety measures. The Umdumgi clearly wouldn't know restraint if they were speared through the chest with it.
Dragon Who Killed His Grandpa said:
Eh, honestly after stealing from two Gods I'm kinda disappointed this is what she came up with. I was half expecting a laser satellite or a nuke.
EricColdSeason said:
I think your standards are a bit too high Dragon...
MarvelPunchyBoi said:
Wait... did I read that right? She has... more?
Weapons Enthusiast said:
10/10, would hire Weber again.
Jin River said:
Honestly, we have quite a motley crew at this point. All we need now is an old elf captain and we'll be set!
Moored to 10 said:
We have enough weirdo's in our Karak.