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Mathilde Weber, Markgrafin of Eastern Stirland New
While the offer to the post was made after the decision for Pan, I think it makes sense it still came in combination with the suggestion that got made once or twice we should have tried to seduce Rosawita.

Also I think this is what you call a "situationship".

Mathilde Weber, Markgrafin of Eastern Stirland

Somehow everyone thought it would take more than this. That you couldn't solve Sylvania with fire and sword, even a sword crafted by Kragg the Grim and spoken of in the same tones as the Runefangs, even fires as hot as the Battle Wizards of the Bright Order.

But no, and of arms and the women sing the bards of the Empire. Where generations of men have faltered and failed, the Elector Countess and her Markgrafin do not. An uneasy team, some whisper, never seen together save when planning or executing a campaign. A winning team, others reply, measured in the unquiet dead laid to rest and the unliving flesh returned to stillness.

Besides, it's well known they share a tent in the field. Always have. And if some Sigmar-bothering nullity wants to complain about it, the people of Stirland and Sylvania will tell him (and it is always a him) to go stick his head in Hel Fen. Comfort has long been in short supply in these lands, and you should take it where you get it. With the brutal schedules and many battles they wage, even moreso.

The long war nears its end. Stirland will be freed. Sylvania will be pacified. Sigmar's Empire will be made whole once more, even if not exactly as in Sigmar's name as the Grand Theogonist might have hoped back when he sent a Witch Hunter. Some Elector Counts fret that the newly restored province will be a battle-hardened threat, new wealth found and freed up both, not as rich as the richest but suddenly richer than average. Some scoff, seeing in Rosawita van Hal neither the flexibility nor the skills to manage a province at peace.

The latter tend to be the ones who haven't met the Markgrafin. And the Emperor himself? He smiles when asked about the problem. This is the Empire, and there are always threats which need the attention of his armies. His newest Elector Countess and her chief subordinate have a fire in their bellies and a prayer upon their lips. Be damned that one might pray to Ranald. They'll make fine leaders for the armies of the Empire.

Sylvania will end. There are rumors of Waaaghs on the horizon, stirrings in the woods, and who knows? Perhaps if given the chance, they can solve another 'unsolvable' problem. Castle Drachenfels is older still than Castle Drak...
 
As much as I want to get Bretonnia involved with the project, I'm not sure how useful they would be in a Forest of Shadows campaign. The only forest they have any familiarity with is Athel Loren, and the Forest of Shadows is sufficiently different enough that Drycha had difficulty operating in it. I'm not sure how knights will do at all.
Aside from what Mopman mentioned, you should also remember that only two of the three nexuses are actually in the forest. The third is in a mountian fortress guarded by Chaos warriors. We know at least some Bretonnian knights have experience fighting Chaos worshippers in mountains, and if we investigate and find the Iron Orcs we might even get to see them in action.
And for magical power, damsels are cool and all, but maybe empire battle wizards would be better suited for it?
Sufficiently powerful Damsels are essentially battle mages, no? And Damsels use the Lores of Life and Beasts. Life is the forest lore, Beasts is a close second. Ghyran might be less effective in the Forest of Shadows (though certainly not completely ineffective) but Ghur should be very useful in taking the Blood Fane, which is held by Beastmen. The blessings of Grail Knights are also noted for being especially strong against undead (with emphasis on vampires) and daemons, which would be relevant for the Tower of Melkhior and possibly for the other nexuses.

All of this isn't to say that Bretonnian units are the best fit for reclaiming any or all of the Forest of Shadows nexuses, but remember that Mathilde does not actually have the Empire's armies on retainer. Mathilde would be able to gather some Imperial support for a Forest of Shadows nexuses campaign, but it's always good to have even more allies to call on, and Bretonnia would be a useful ally to have in reclaiming those and other nexuses.
 
We would never seek to hire Bretonnian knights and/or damsels to help us clear the forest of shadows.
Buuuuut.
If there are any who are not currently otherwise busy, there are lot of evil beasts and undead monstrosities in the forest of shadows, and surely glory of such heroic deeds is its own rewards.
Also, while i am here, have you hard of waystones, we built some, and would be more than happy to show how to our close friends and heroic allies.
 
Well, we've got two to go that are for sure
The two others I remember would be Belegar and Johann iirc? Johann at least got a couple actions dedicated to scoping him out as a potential partner. I think the early romance vote had a *lot* of potential options before it got winnowed down to the main few that got explored.
Edit: Huh, I'd forgotten Oswald Oswaldson was in the running for romance at one point. And I'd very forgotten there was an earlier romance vote with the whole stirland council on it where Abelhelm only narrowly lost out to not engaging in Romance yet. Huh.
We would never seek to hire Bretonnian knights and/or damsels to help us clear the forest of shadows.
We just so happen to need a large number of shepherds to escort this one sheep to the blood fane while we're at it if they know any.
 
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Wonder if any mercenary groups have ended up hired to actually herd sheep.
But as they were under impression it was th usual "guard sheep" job, they haggled to regular amount, and are just now very well paid sheep herders.
 
That's Skalf's rune near the head. A clever visual reference on the part of the artist in my opinion. However, none of the five runes in its actual rules are the Master Rune of Skalf Blackhammer; the only master rune is Smednir's Master Rune of Head-Wrecking.
It varies.

If you're looking at its 6th edition rules for instance, Ghal Maraz and the Runefangs clearly contain the Master Runes of Alaric and Skalf (no Armor Saves, no rolls to Wound, respectively) with Ghal Maraz having another rune to add d3 Wounds on every hit.

Ghal Maraz and the Runefangs kept the same rules for 6th through 8th, though the Master Rune of Skalf Blackhammer itself changed.
 
Asteraceaetena variant
Asteracea is the aster family of flowers, which includes sunflowers and daisies.
Dreaming Wood tributaries

Roll 1: Via spites
Roll 2: Via tree daisy chain
Roll 3: Via game trails
boney pls
The pun goes deeper than that. The latin word for chain is catena.

Asteraceae(latin based scientific name for the family of plants commonly called daisies)+catena(latin for chain)=Asteraceaetena(a latin portmanteau that could be read as daisy chain)
 
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But where's the pun in that? It's just literal translation to Latin /Classical
I suppose you could call it wordplay more than a pun but straight up combining Asteraceae and catena wouldn't get you Asteraceaetena, it would get you Asteraceaecatena or something like that, Asteraceaetena is blending the end of Asteraceae and the beginning of catena into Asteraceaetena because the end of Asteraceae kinda looks like the beginning of catena, making it a clever portmanteau.
 
The two others I remember would be Belegar and Johann iirc? Johann at least got a couple actions dedicated to scoping him out as a potential partner. I think the early romance vote had a *lot* of potential options before it got winnowed down to the main few that got explored.
Edit: Huh, I'd forgotten Oswald Oswaldson was in the running for romance at one point. And I'd very forgotten there was an earlier romance vote with the whole stirland council on it where Abelhelm only narrowly lost out to not engaging in Romance yet. Huh.

We just so happen to need a large number of shepherds to escort this one sheep to the blood fane while we're at it if they know any.

Okay so we've got many more to go than I remembered and it's time for more archeology on the thread than the general vibes.

(The entire Council? I didn't think we even really knew any of them but Abelhelm, Anton, and Wilhemina.)
 
The six romance votes that made the first cut were Pan, Johann, Roswita, Anton, Cython, and Oswald, all of whom we had a zeroth date with (non-explicitly-romantic getting-to-know-you action). The closest runner-up was Cadaeth, I think. And in the first vote back on Stirland, Abelhelm lost narrowly to "nothing right now".

(Obligatory shill for my history post if you want to go back and see those zeroth dates)
 
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We had a number of interactions with Kasmir and a couple with Gustav.
Schultz and the dead guy were the only ones we didn't personally interact with.

I wouldn't have characterized the time we spent with Kasmir as enough to know him before the march on Drakenhof, and I don't think we spent any time with Gustav except during the Haunted Hills campaign.

Then again we only interacted with Oswald through socials a few times, though they were pretty hefty.
 
Who do you think will be the social action initiated by others?
I would guess it's probably one of:
-Visitors to the library (plausible visitors include Verenans, Myrmidians, Wizards, and Halflings interested in Eonir cookbooks)
-Graf Todbringer, to reward us for making trade with the Eonir possible (the reward is twenty million dollars, cash)
-Graf Todbringer, to ask us for a favour (the favour is the assassination of the Elector Count of Nordland)
-Roswita, inviting us to her wedding
-Wilhelmina, inviting us to her funeral
-A delegation from Athel Loren, to have a calm discussion regarding Karak Eight Peaks new tree
-Julia
 
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