Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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Aleadrex said:
So what if it's tainted? See these easy steps:

1. Let it incubate in some Bugman's
2. Pour in some Ostka every now and then
3. Read it some bedtime stories from the Deus Sigmar every night.
4. ???
5. Watch as a manly dragon emerges from the shell, with chest hair, a magnificent beard, and chiseled abs.
6. Profit.
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Alternatively...

Gunpowder and engine oil.

Let's make us the world's first gunpowder dragon.
 
Vodkasheep said:
Honestly speaking, ones rights as a citizen of the empire isn't very impressive as opposed to a noble.
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its a dragon , rising to noble rank should be easy enough for it , just find a patch forest in unclaimed land in Ostland and them kill everysingle nasty that dares to contests ownership from there its easy enough to recognized as a proper land owning noble as being able to claime land from the forest and then holding it thus expanding the province is plenty enough for getting a noble tittle
 
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Aleadrex said:
So what if it's tainted? See these easy steps:

1. Let it incubate in some Bugman's
2. Pour in some Ostka every now and then
3. Read it some bedtime stories from the Deus Sigmar every night.
4. ???
5. Watch as a manly dragon emerges from the shell, with chest hair, a magnificent beard, and chiseled abs.
6. Profit.
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Unfortunately dragons, being creatures that cannot grow a beard, are forever denied Sigmar's light:(
 
This hole battle is basically an sequence of event that freddy looks to sardira goes "And now this is what kids call, a pro gamer move" then proceeds to brutalise and boogieman of her people.

About the dragon egg, i tempted to give it to the eonir they need a superweapon.
 
random_npc said:
Don't dragons take like, centuries to grow large enough to ride? Not sure if we could use it as a mount within the quests time frame.
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It could be a dynastic project, like the Imperial Dragon was, assuming it's not tainted of course. A dragon could be protecting the Empire long after all humans currently living in it have already perished.
 
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random_npc said:
Don't dragons take like, centuries to grow large enough to ride? Not sure if we could use it as a mount within the quests time frame.
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Not necessarily.

The Imperial Dragon can't have been more than a hundred years old (hatched and raised in the Imperial Zoo, which was established by Dieter IV, who ruled in the early 2400s), and it was certainly rideable by Karl Franz's time. It takes centuries and millennia to get the really big dragons, but dragons large enough to ride don't take nearly as long.
 
Imperious said:
Maybe it's just me but as wary I am of keeping a dragon egg that may be Dhar tainted, I am even more wary of us ingesting it. Dhar is far more dangerous to humans then elves. Depending on what is in that egg us eating it could have a devastating effect on Fredrick.

Also Sadrina may not take kindly to us cracking open and eating what is apparently a "hyper sacred" item for her people.
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So I will say, because I raised these exact concerns the last time the dragon egg thing came up in thread a few weeks ago, the egg is safe for consumption mostly. Like there are apparently side effects that Torroar wouldn't touch upon, but there isn't any risk of like…Dhar tainted chaos spawning headassery. The Druchii crack these open and chug them all the time, they're at least safe in that regard.
 
Plus, until they get to the age of being reallllly chunky. Warhammer dragons are surprisingly small compared to the traditional D&D types.


That's Minaithnir, an adult sun dragon.
 
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TheCynicalPogo said:
So I will say, because I raised these exact concerns the last time the dragon egg thing came up in thread a few weeks ago, the egg is safe for consumption mostly. Like there are apparently side effects that Torroar wouldn't touch upon, but there isn't any risk of like…Dhar tainted chaos spawning headassery. The Druchii crack these open and chug them all the time, they're at least safe in that regard.
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That's the thing though, elves are far more resistant to mutation and Dhar then humans. That's why elves can cast with Dhar and not lose their minds or mutate and why there Dark Elves who've spent more then a human lifetime's worth of time in the Chaos Wastes with barely any mutation to show for it. That they can handle it doesn't necessarily mean that Fredrick could.

Plus torroar repeated the part about dragon eggs being sacred to the Asur right after someone suggested eating it...
 
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I mean, if it's not for the powerup that would be very relevant in this life or death battle, I guess Sadrina is just…overcome with emotion at finding it…as opposed to taking the time to shoot Druuchi or get a better position or give us advice regarding Tullaris, etc. She said it was important after all, in an ongoing battle, so it could be actually important, it could be Elven psychology being different from ours, it could be something else entirely.

I suppose I will just keep an open mind that it could be a lot of things and try not to assume anything.
 
EVA-Saiyajin said:
I mean, if it's not for the powerup that would be very relevant in this life or death battle, I guess Sadrina is just…overcome with emotion at finding it…as opposed to taking the time to shoot Druuchi or get a better position or give us advice regarding Tullaris, etc. She said it was important after all, in an ongoing battle, so it could be actually important, it could be Elven psychology being different from ours, it could be something else entirely.

I suppose I will just keep an open mind that it could be a lot of things and try not to assume anything.
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A lot of people would want stop and deal with a Cultural artefact they found in a battle field, in the middle of the battle.

Happed a lot IRL.
 
Jyn Ryvia said:
Plus, until they get to the age of being reallllly chunky. Warhammer dragons are surprisingly small compared to the traditional D&D types.


That's Minaithnir, an adult sun dragon.
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No, Minaithnir is a Star Dragon.

It's really more of a case of source inconsistency.

Contrast that image to this Star Dragon:

Or Skjalandir from Gotrek and Felix:

"How big dragons actually are" is a question the answer to which varies tremendously depending on source.
 
Blackout said:
No, Minaithnir is a Star Dragon.

It's really more of a case of source inconsistency.

Contrast that image to this Star Dragon:

Or Skjalandir from Gotrek and Felix:

"How big dragons actually are" is a question the answer to which varies tremendously depending on source.
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Or this:
That dark blob in the bottom left is meant to be a crowd of people BTW.
 
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Guys. Guys. I doubt this is a thing we're going to be making a choice on, I somehow don't see the next post ending with "in the middle of this battle Sadrina found a dragon egg, what do you want to do with it?".
 
Wonder what Oskana is gonna be doing now anyway. Waiting in the wings, pun intended, like earlier, or something else do you think? Even a Griffon on the ground is extremely dangerous.
 
EVA-Saiyajin said:
Wonder what Oskana is gonna be doing now anyway. Waiting in the wings, pun intended, like earlier, or something else do you think? Even a Griffon on the ground is extremely dangerous.
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She's going to help us make an awesome rentrance that's what:

View: https://youtu.be/HyU_1-Py0dA?t=165

In before Our bird turns out to be Deathclaw's great, great, great, great grandmother whose sense for a dramatic entrance he inherited.
 
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