Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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Jyn Ryvia said:
But again, we have best bird-cat.

We don't need no dragon, dragons lose to Oska.

Edit: I also what to remind people that our Bird-cat is intelligent enough to understand that we are replacing her if we do start raising a dragon.
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Realistically, the time it would take to rear a full grown dragon without using horrible dhar shit would be longer than Freddy's remaining lifespan, even if he dies of old age surrounded by friends and family. It may be longer than Magnus's remaining lifespan to be honest.

I do however think it would be interesting to see how such a being would grow up, considering its origins. A Black Dragon that isn't broken under the heel of the Druuchi from the day it hatched.
 
I have a number of moral objections to raising a fully sapient being from egg to adult for the purpose of using it as a warmount and an exotic pet animal. Just because the Empire did it in canon doesn't mean we should do so.

I suggest giving it to the Caledorians as a flex, for all their faults those guys would be able to introduce it to and raise it among others of it's own kind. Or if we must keep it, for the love of god treat it like a person and not a pet.
 
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Eh, the egg may not even be fertilized. Could be a dud.

If not, my vote is to give it to the Asur or the Eonir (they are lacking in super combatants). Maybe the Colleges of magic.
 
The first egg was flung into the air at past terminal velocity. It did not survive.

It is the bags that keep them safe and secure despite the dogfighting and what not the dragon undergoes regularly. No small sum in materials and effort was spent in enchanting the whole business of the saddle-throne, it's effects, and the bags connected with it. There are even high quality victuals for the noble rider to partake in as they observe the battlefield from on high, literally enabling the true masters of the world to feast and drink as they gaze disdainfully upon the writhing worms of the world that were not lucky enough to be born Druchii.

All meant to protect/preserve/keep stable and not smashing or sloshing about.

But the Dreadlord with the big ups and the big reputation and the humiliator of Caledor has access to such things, yes?
 
torroar said:
The first egg was flung into the air at past terminal velocity. It did not survive.

It is the bags that keep them safe and secure despite the dogfighting and what not the dragon undergoes regularly. No small sum in materials and effort was spent in enchanting the whole business of the saddle-throne, it's effects, and the bags connected with it. There are even high quality victuals for the noble rider to partake in as they observe the battlefield from on high, literally enabling the true masters of the world to feast and drink as they gaze disdainfully upon the writhing worms of the world that were not lucky enough to be born Druchii.

All meant to protect/preserve/keep stable and not smashing or sloshing about.

But the Dreadlord with the big ups and the big reputation and the humiliator of Caledor has access to such things, yes?
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Yeah, I'm half asleep and realized it after I posted. But seeing this little nugget about special bags largely to assuage the ego of the Dreadlords made it worth it.
 
Guys, I really can't believe people see an egg and go "dragon for us!"

We are on or nearing the final step of a critical battle, Tullaris of all people is after us, and Frederick has a history of leveraging assisting factors to win against deadly individuals since as far back as the first battle of Salkaten.

The most accurate response is something along the lines of "omelet time"
 
iggyfan said:
@torroar, would the Gold College be interested in the enchanted saddle-throne?
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Potentially, yeah. Possibly more the bags than the throne at this point though. Very expensive to make though, even for Druchii.

Also, y'all, Sadrina is pretty loosy goosy a lot of the time, but as mentioned in the egg text I've posted twice now, to the Asur dragon eggs are hyper sacred objects. Just...you know. Something to keep in mind.
 
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We could give the egg to Sadrina to hand over to the Everqueen. Then once purified or or raised properly, could be of use to them. Might even wrangle a deal if they can provide us knowledge to get Griffons to breed in captivity.

Or make it trolly, hand it to Caledor just to rub it in.
 
EVA-Saiyajin said:
Guys, I really can't believe people see an egg and go "dragon for us!"

We are on or nearing the final step of a critical battle, Tullaris of all people is after us, and Frederick has a history of leveraging assisting factors to win against deadly individuals since as far back as the first battle of Salkaten.

The most accurate response is something along the lines of "omelet time"
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Maybe it's just me but as wary I am of keeping a dragon egg that may be Dhar tainted, I am even more wary of us ingesting it. Dhar is far more dangerous to humans then elves. Depending on what is in that egg us eating it could have a devastating effect on Fredrick.

Also Sadrina may not take kindly to us cracking open and eating what is apparently a "hyper sacred" item for her people.
 
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Give it to Thorgrim and see how the Throne Bearers carry the Throne of Power while riding a Dragon! Can't have the Dragon carry the throne without breaking tradition, so we have to make due.
 
EVA-Saiyajin said:
Guys, I really can't believe people see an egg and go "dragon for us!"

We are on or nearing the final step of a critical battle, Tullaris of all people is after us, and Frederick has a history of leveraging assisting factors to win against deadly individuals since as far back as the first battle of Salkaten.

The most accurate response is something along the lines of "omelet time"
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No eating sentient creatures. If it's not fertilized then fine, it's not like a living being suffers for our power boost, but if there is a live baby dragon in there we need to at LEAST leave it to the Caladorians.
 
jjffjhjf said:
Its Dhar tainted right? So like, not at all worth having.
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Imperious said:
However if we can't be sure that it isn't tainted then I'd want to get it as far away from us as possible. Druchii loot has a way of bringing down entire nations.
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So what if it's tainted? See these easy steps:

1. Let it incubate in some Bugman's
2. Pour in some Ostka every now and then
3. Read it some bedtime stories from the Deus Sigmar every night.
4. ???
5. Watch as a manly dragon emerges from the shell, with chest hair, a magnificent beard, and chiseled abs.
6. Profit.
 
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