Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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torroar said:
Alith Anar is the Shadow King, the Chosen of Loec, and literally ballroom danced in Naggarond itself, in the heart of Naggaroth, infiltrating on a level and skill that there is approximately 0% chance that a human of the Empire would ever manage, even the current ruling master of Ulgu.

Frederick is not that.
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You forgot to mention that the person he danced with was Morathi and that Alith then proceeded to steal the wedding gift given to Morathi by Aenarion :tongue:
 
AllenWalker said:
alith anar did this very thing to morathi, including calling morathi a bitch
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torroar said:
the Chosen of Loec, and literally ballroom danced in Naggarond itself, in the heart of Naggaroth, infiltrating on a level and skill that there is approximately 0% chance that a human of the Empire
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Smacked dat hagbooty and dabbed away into the sunset, what a lad.

Imagine just a thimble of tha- ah, right.

Freddy's No-Pants Phase.
 
torroar said:
Alith Anar is the Shadow King, the Chosen of Loec, and literally ballroom danced in Naggarond itself, in the heart of Naggaroth, infiltrating on a level and skill that there is approximately 0% chance that a human of the Empire would ever manage, even the current ruling master of Ulgu.

Frederick is not that.
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I didn't dispute that [iirc, i fanboyed over alith anar in this thread earlier already]. More to say that someone has written morathi letters purely to call her a bitch, which i find very funny.

Alith Anar is the stealthiest individual on the setting, course freddy can not match that
 
allmightytoaster said:
Which specific one?
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Frankly almost all of em, especially the notables Under Ungor and the Final Battle for Laurelorn.

Almost everytime the odds are stacked and it all comes down the wire; you'd be sure Freddy's there, plate's scrapped and when the pants are finally shorn from the fighting- RNG gives us a bone.

Now a days we got Alex's Ledstali armor and though it's lesser than likely we'd get to the levels of clothing damage, you know Malus will still give it a go. At least this time our Glacier-pants will growback.
 
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torroar said:
Alith Anar is the Shadow King, the Chosen of Loec, and literally ballroom danced in Naggarond itself, in the heart of Naggaroth, infiltrating on a level and skill that there is approximately 0% chance that a human of the Empire would ever manage, even the current ruling master of Ulgu.

Frederick is not that.
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The Shadow King is equal parts a Chad and Troll it seems, lol.
 
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torroar said:
Apparently contact has been made with some of the tribes there for slaves and wealth exchanges. How, I do not know,
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Thinking about this line, I'm sure dark elves don't have much issues with dealing with chaos~y folk as they seem to do it with chaos dwarves from time to time. Though with Alyssa and coven revealed to be cultists, I wonder if there was something more going on the background. Maybe some Slaanesh shenanigans

Speaking of that, do we know what elves who are members of pleasure cults(not Atharti ones) think about human Slaanesh worshippers? Is that similar to Khaine or Mathlann/Manann stuff?
 
I mean, a major part of the GWAC was Marathi and Malekith making alliances/pacts with significant Chaos tribal and outright daemonic auxiliaries for their invasion of Ulthuan, IIRC. They regularly play cats paw, customer, attacker, seller, etc. with the forces of Chaos. Because they're self assured of their superiority enough that they truly believe they have no equals or betters whatsoever. Everyone is theirs to play with, kill, steal, buy, trick, etc.
 
[CANON] Letter from Konrand Schmelt, secretary to High Priest of Morr Arthur von Hohenzollern to Silversmith Jasper Velt - iggyfan New
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    • Letter from Konrand Schmelt, secretary to High Priest of Morr Arthur von Hohenzollern to Silversmith Jasper Velt

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    For the last time, the temple will not purchase your silver swords. They are of inferior quality to what is needed by the Order of the Garden. You clearly have no experience as a swordsmith as your blades have atrocious balance. They possess no proper distal taper when they possess it at all. Several of them even thicken towards the point. In addition, they are made of pure silver, a metal that is unsuitable for our purposes. A proper silver blade is an alloy of silver, copper, and –. Again, we already have our own suppliers for silver weapons, so I suggest you melt down your blades and use them in the traditional products of your trade. Any further attempts to sell us your goods will lead to legal action by the temple.


    If there's one thing that I've learned in life it's that there's always going to be someone trying to sell you a subpar product you don't need.
     
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    • NutMaster said:
    Speaking of that, do we know what elves who are members of pleasure cults(not Atharti ones) think about human Slaanesh worshippers? Is that similar to Khaine or Mathlann/Manann stuff?
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    Speaking of that. Is Cult of Mantlan the only one left on ark to oppose Alyssa rise? if yes, then her cronnies never reaching the port is even more important.
    Storm lord already took action in Marienburg, he may be pissed enough to compel his 'worshipers' on ark to muster an rebelion. That would be fun.

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    Tho I hope some ships remain intact. Other than Ronaldo's Mousillon fellows maybe we may pick/free a few more along the way.
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    I hope all are gone, that way we have to make our way back by somehow breaking off the siedge of Drakk.
    Practically the only way of pulling that of would be deheanding strike against this Emperor of Norska.
    And I'm all for it
     
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    Maybe after word of pleasure cult is spread, Cult of Mathlann will interpret what Maghda did as some sort of divine punishment. It's not exactly inaccurate and also sort of in character.

    Tho I hope some ships remain intact. Other than Ronaldo's Mousillon fellows maybe we may pick/free a few more along the way.
     
    Ok, so a wild idea just hit me.

    Ya know how people make art of everything? including paintings made of hair....
    How would a dwarf react to reciving (throu mail) a portrait of themself made out of beard hair specifically?...
    how many levels of trauma would that be?
     
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    watcheye456 said:
    made out of beard
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    I remember there was a thing called "Tree of Beards" which was a bit on a similar line to what you said. Orks tie the shaved beards of dwarves to a tree as an insult. There were once some speculations how it could be added to total war game as a landmark, that's where I heard about this but otherwise I'm not sure about how canon it is. I checked wiki to be sure, only source there it says is the artbook.

    If it's canon in this quest, as almost all greenskins are in Everpeak maybe some rangers from Karak Azgal will manage to burn it, retrieve beards or do both.
     
    It seems to me entirely fitting that there would be a group (or singel longbeard) of rangers who dedicated themselves to removing that Tree and avenge the grudge of its making and the slaying of the Dawi.

    Who now as they at last can get to it without running into the greenskins (who likely guards it knowing there allways going to attract Dwarfs and thus provide a steady flow of fighting) and now there are a Dwarf sitting with notebooks, meticulously comparing notes of individual beards and plaits just to know who's part of the grudge, notify their kin and to give them a proper burial.
     
    HOKKIS said:
    It seems to me entirely fitting that there would be a group (or singel longbeard) of rangers who dedicated themselves to removing that Tree and avenge the grudge of its making and the slaying of the Dawi.

    Who now as they at last can get to it without running into the greenskins (who likely guards it knowing there allways going to attract Dwarfs and thus provide a steady flow of fighting) and now there are a Dwarf sitting with notebooks, meticulously comparing notes of individual beards and plaits just to know who's part of the grudge, notify their kin and to give them a proper burial.
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    Honestly the ease of which such a tree could be set up or knocked down feels in-character for greenskin and Dawi feuding makes me think Trees of Beards should be a thing that goes back and forth-
    Basically, instead of 'THE Tree of Beard' I'm inclined to think of it more as A Tree of Beard, one of many.
     
    Zaealix said:
    Honestly the ease of which such a tree could be set up or knocked down feels in-character for greenskin and Dawi feuding makes me think Trees of Beards should be a thing that goes back and forth-
    Basically, instead of 'THE Tree of Beard' I'm inclined to think of it more as A Tree of Beard, one of many.
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    Or it could be somthing started/set up by Ugrok Beardburner and by now its either a fossilised tree of stone, constantly redecorated with new beards/plaints or a massive, living tree that is nourished by all bloodshed around it and/or keept alive by the strong emotions connected to it and thus the warp/whaaag influencing it.
     
    HOKKIS said:
    Or it could be somthing started/set up by Ugrok Beardburner and by now its either a fossilised tree of stone, constantly redecorated with new beards/plaints or a massive, living tree that is nourished by all bloodshed around it and/or keept alive by the strong emotions connected to it and thus the warp/whaaag influencing it.
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    Maybe it is also mutated by all that Warpstone that fell earlier in the quest and the beards have fused to it.
     
    Now that would truly be terrifying and extremely warhammery!

    Somthing like a weeping willow from Harry Potter books but it's an insane tree with beards/plaits as leves, filled by anguish and hatred from countless dwarfs, constantly muttering, weeping and screaming for vengeance.
     
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