Also, Freya can have had sex with 1000+ men consensually, I don't understand why you had to bring up them being possibly rape victims in the first place.
Probably because a Conan the Barbarian esque character boasting about 'what is best in life' doesn't ever really give off the consensual vibe, even if its gender-flipped.

Also, I rather doubt Sigmar and any other tribal leaders of the time period had a nuanced understanding of consent and power dynamics within their own tribes, let alone enough of one to make it a sticking point in inter-tribal relations.
 
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It's entirely possible that some dwarf chemist/engineer has created it, but it might well remain locked away for another many hundreds of years before release, if ever.
I imagine maybe some dwarf seeking to improve the Irondrake burning fuel or something along those lines inventing it, but as you said we wouldn't know about it. I imagine if we did invent it they would whip it out and then show it off as an overall 'better' product.

Dwarfs are weirdly willing to bust out inventions if it means one-upping humans, like how Sven made dwarf versions of Anna's stuff just to get past the usual wait time lots of dwarf inventions deal with just to make Vaportech be more accepted in general.

That means the best way to get the dwarfs to innovate is to build crazy stuff, brag about it, and encourage dwarfs to 'do it better', lol.
 
Speaking of the Gods. Which of the Dwarfen ones would be 'in charge' of trade? as in Haindrich equivalent?
part of me thinks its either Smednir or Grungni for the coinmaking or wealth creation.
Then again, dwarven vaults are a part of home so Valaya may have a bid.
What says the QM?

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huh, that's new

That means the best way to get the dwarfs to innovate is to build crazy stuff, brag about it, and encourage dwarfs to 'do it better', lol.
... This will never not be funny. Sounds like a win win situation! especially with Our gild legitimized in Zhufbar and activly following the exxesive dokumentation mindset.

I do find it funny we may be the reason for dwarfs to deploy proper planes. and other crazier contraptions.
"Dwarf pilots are the best there is , but they are also the absolut madlads."
 
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Probably because a Conan the Barbarian esque character boasting about 'what is best in life' doesn't ever really give off the consensual vibe, even if its gender-flipped.

Also, I rather doubt Sigmar and any other tribal leaders of the time period had a nuanced understanding of consent and power dynamics within their own tribes, let alone enough of one to make it a sticking point in inter-tribal relations.

I suppose that's fair. I just found myself tilting my head at bringing up 'utterly broken rape victims' as a thing, it just doesn't...really seem necessarily like something that would have any kind of approval even in the rougher earlier era. There'd be no honor in it, no bravery, possibly something akin to 'nature taking its course' in Taalite interpretations of that kind of act, but it would also be a sort of violation that I don't think Rhya would ever approve of. Shallyans might well flee her presence rather than provide help out of nonviolent protest, Verena would likely not stand for that kind of injustice either from her followers at the time. I don't doubt that there wasn't some mixed up power dynamics there, but there is that and then there is 'utterly broken rape victims'. It is the latter that I don't imagine Freya trucking with. The beautiful and powerful chieftain/queen calling a particularly brave and fearsome man who won great glory in battle to her tent as a reward vs. 'bwahah, I have fucked a man so harshly that he is a broken slave to me'. The former could have lots of screwed up power dynamics, maybe he has another love in mind, and doesn't much want to go and be basically a trophy to her notches, but there's levels to it. Plus, it's also possible that she was just stupid beautiful and desirable, and it was a reward and privilege to have it out. If a man made an oath before Taal, Ulric, and Rhya to be faithful to his wife, I dunno if she'd demand he become an oathbreaker just for her, might well be a bad thing plenty itself.

If tall is disdainful of civilisation, do he (and/or his cult) come to blows with gods that champions it like Verena, Sigmar and Myrmidia? Because with how his and Rhya's cult are possible having schism over the usage of the new earth seeder machines you would think they would be more belligerent over the fact that the Empire is ever marching towards more scientific progress.

It is explicit that Taal's truly devout disdain science and its creations, and don't like the usage of forged metal either. So that right there has some issues, and some belligerence, yes. But for the most part, they haven't gone so far as to try and force all foresters and hunters use only stone arrowheads, and that is a majority of their worshippers, those living on the edge of the wilderness or make their living within it. It's a balancing act, I suppose, between respecting nature and then just fully disadvantaging yourself to a ludicrous extent. But Taal does not like science or whatever. Woodcraft, herbs, things like that, is one thing. Fancy chemistry, forged metal weapons or armor, that sort of thing, not so much. Yet, at the same time, it can't be forgotten that one of his big early on things was to have Taalheim founded as a great city with him as its principal God, a huge chunk of the crater's insides is not city, but some of the holiest of holy forests for Taal.

Beavers strip wood and what not and build a dam as part of a greater ecosystem. A man shatters a bunch of stone, rips up the earth irrevocably where it cannot be regrown, stamps out a bunch of other wildlife and plants to forge the foundations, and the runoff from his forge and tanneries soaks into the river somewhat poisoning the wildlife that once drank from it.
 
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I doubt very much that she was a mega rapist or else Sigmar and everyone else would not have thought of her as an ally with friendly relations to the Unberogens, who were relatively honorable amongst the tribes. So, yeah.
Also, Freya can have had sex with 1000+ men consensually, I don't understand why you had to bring up them being possibly rape victims in the first place.
Probably because a Conan the Barbarian esque character boasting about 'what is best in life' doesn't ever really give off the consensual vibe, even if its gender-flipped.
Was going to post youtube link, but Droman said it well enough.

And having sex with 1000 different men isn't something to boast about. It's a sign of incompetency, madness or curse. Especially for mighty, victorious warrior queen. Consensual sex simply doesn't fit with the rest of her boast, which is about military victories and conquests. I think, her "1000 men" is about their devotion to her. In that sense, sex with her is great favour ("they all want Me, but I choose You").



About Ulric, wiki says humans learned fire, steel and martial arts from him:
Great Teacher Ulric said:
Then Ulric turned to the fate of Men. He taught them how to mould steel to make warhammers and swords and axes, and taught them how to wield them. He taught them how to fight, and to hunt, and to kill. And lastly he taught them how to make fire and how to use it.
It makes him a god of (technological) progress.

Also, in legend of Ulricsberg, Ulric ask Taal for a piece of land:
Ulricsberg legend said:
To Taal he voiced his concern, who then asked what would make him content, and Ulric replied that he desired a place, a realm that he could truly say belonged to him alone.
It confirms that Ulric is about dominating the wilds, by carving a piece for oneself.

Ulrican culture growth from these aspects. They don't mandate poligamy, just insist on advancement of mankind and establishing of territory. In that sense, monogamy limits (numerical) advancement of mankind and reduces territory claim.
 
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I do not particularly think this focus on monogamy vs polygamy and modern views of a fantasy tribal warrior queen is a productive line of discussion. Especially when the GM has made their word clear and arguing one's opinion will not change that.

Could we please discuss other things?
 
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I do not particularly think this focus on monogamy vs polygamy and modern views of a fantasy tribal warrior queen is a product to be line of discussion. Especially when the GM has made their word clear and arguing one's opinion will not change that.
Fair enough, I never even thought that it would trigger a discussion.
I expected discussion on the size of Wolfenburg, - not on family structure.
So how big, do you think, it was in 2304?
 
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Fair enough, I never even thought that it would trigger a discussion.
I expected discussion on the size of Wolfenburg, - not on family structure.
So how big, do you think, it was in 2304?
There's actually a very detailed post on Wulfenburg and the rulers' history;
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Ostland: A northern province of the Empire, and the homeland of the ancient Udoses. Out of the many different parts of the Empire, much sets you apart. The massive Forest of Shadows which is filled to the brim with beastmen and goblins. The fact that your province is has the heaviest drinkers...
 
And having sex with 1000 different men isn't something to boast about. It's a sign of incompetency, madness or curse. Especially for mighty, victorious warrior queen. Consensual sex simply doesn't fit with the rest of her boast, which is about military victories and conquests. I think, her "1000 men" is about their devotion to her. In that sense, sex with her is great favour ("they all want Me, but I choose You").

Deciding that someone who is unashamed of their sexuality and choices with it is a sign of incompetency, madness, or curse, is something that you need to contemplate for different as to why the heck you think that's the only three possible choices. When, as before, I have already established that there is a fourth option, which is that she's slept with a thousand dudes and thinks that's pretty awesome and that's about the long and short of it without there needing to be a curse, incompetence, or madness. Your deciding this direction, assigning purely negative possibilities to something that doesn't need to be, is something that I find extremely disconcerting and a little worrisome.

As I already stated, it is possible there were some unbalanced power dynamics, but outright mindbreaking raping a thousand people is really, really not what happened. Again, the Gods they worshipped would treat someone doing that badly, not as an honored ally. Sigmar did not find her a repugnant disgusting raping whore woman who was incompetent, insane, or cursed. And he had some healthy paranoia and suspicions about taint and evils which literally divinely bleeds through into his Divine Marks on some people.

Posting a link about it is something I seriously doubt is going to change my mind on this subject. Conan-esque or not, these were not a collection of vile figures barely lashed into place by Sigmar's might and power, they were all heroic barbarians of the bronze/iron age who joined him as honored and respected companions, each a hero of their own tribes and peoples following the grand dream of a people united that Sigmar championed.

That's it. There's not going to be anymore discussion on this point. That's word of GM and thread originator.

About Ulric, wiki says humans learned fire, steel and martial arts from him:
It makes him a god of (technological) progress.

Also, in legend of Ulricsberg, Ulric ask Taal for a piece of land:
It confirms that Ulric is about dominating the wilds, by carving a piece for oneself.

Ulrican culture growth from these aspects. They don't mandate poligamy, just insist on advancement of mankind and establishing of territory. In that sense, monogamy limits (numerical) advancement of mankind and reduces territory claim.

Wrong, wrong, and wrong again.

I literally just posted about how Gods and their legends and what is attributed to them changes. We just went over how Ulric may well not have even had a Wolf aspect at the beginning and might have consumed it from another God Lupos. So keeping poking at the Wolf territory claim claim harem claim mate claim more children claim wolf wolf wolf thing DOESN'T. WORK. Let alone the fact that I have repeatedly been hammering that there is 0 evidence for and significant evidence against multi-marriages in any number amongst the Ulricans, from their Cult to Middenheim to their prominent members like Boris Todbringer to different temples and discussions and edicts of celibacy. Setting aside the fact that Ulric's myths can claim as he likes, because Taal has a different myth entirely about which of them went to go fight the Chaos Gods at the roof of the world during the first great Chaos incursion, setting aside the fact that Dazh is a God of the northern Old World who PRECEDED Ulric into coming west who is a literal god of the Sun and Hearth and fire and a squint of metal, that steel is explicitly a secret that the dwarfs taught humanity, that TAAL who existed before Ulric in the lands of the Empire is 100% a God of the Hunt and teaching men how to fletch their bows and throw their javelins and hunt and kill beasts, that Ulric's own legends can differ in that he simply guided the Teutogens west and struck the mountain and gave them a place without begging it of Taal, that Ulric disdains black powder weapons and crossbows as cowardly which is the OPPOSITE of technological progression because it's not manly or brave enough just like helmets, that Taal was absorbing Gods of the Sun and other locations and if you really think that Taalheim didn't have cookfires and the like then you are INSANE because they were there for generations before Ulric was EVER carried west by the Teutogens and other tribes, the fact that I have literally already gone over the fact that the Cults of the Gods like to CLAIM that they are responsible for every which thing to the point of outright contradicting each other and themselves plenty and that all of the information on the wikis are sourced from a variety of different info sources which are themselves quite often written fully in-character and therefore are not 100 percent objective, the fact that you somehow missed or decided to ignore that I JUST talked about Taal and Rhya SLAUGHTERING the Cults of other Nature Gods of all aspects throughout the lands of the proto-Empire i.e. BEFORE Ulric shows up which means that they knew HOW to do war and slaughter and killing and hunting and ambushing and tracking without Ulric somehow giving it to them, the fact that you keep missing the fact that the thing that they did most to honor Ulric when they finally arrived was warring and killing as many people as possible is incredibly distracting to me amongst everything else. IT. IS. NOT. ABOUT. HAVING. MORE. CHILDREN. IT. IS. ABOUT. KILLING. MORE. OF. YOUR. ENEMIES.

The fact that you KEEP harping on about how surely the ONLY way that the WAR GOD is expressed is by fucking popping out shit tons of babies instead of literally depleting the enemy around you so that you can have children at a perfectly normal rate is one of the worst cases of blindness to the actual identity of Ulric that I've seen, I think.

He is not a god of technological progress. He explicitly goes against any technology that might be less brave, that might be less manly, not reliant purely on muscle power. He is not a God of harems, that's not how wolves work, and not how he has ever been expressed. He is not a God of dominating the wilds, he is a God of dominating your enemies, because of the WAR part, he is a God of respecting and paying homage TO nature because he IS of a Nature Aspect, specifically the season of winter. It's literally. All. In. The. Name. Winter is not spring, it is not the season of rampant birthing and fertility, it is the opposite of that. It is the staving off of death, it is surviving by huddling together and building a fire, it is keeping the blood up by slaughtering enemies and taking their supplies, and it is of failing to Winter's strength and respecting that nothing truly beats Winter forever, you just survive one more season of it. This whole shtick of territory and whatever is not what Ulric's about. He has his sacred places, but SO DOES EVERY OTHER GOD. You want to talk about expanding territory, Taal is the God of unrestrained nature. Ulric is about honoring him with your bravery and coolness by killing and fighting well in battle, and respecting him. NOT spreading his gospel by way of endlessly claiming yet more territory with your hundred children. Literally no God in Warhammer except Slaanesh would go about it that way, except maybe some Cytharai.

It doesn't confirm dick about him wanting to conquer nature, it is dragging up the familial relations between the two as brothers and Ulric wanting a place to call his own, applying far more humanistic emotions and desires to a Godly entity. The legend you bring up? It speaks of the two as brothers and very powerful and most widely worshipped, when we know that Ulric had to come tearing out of the east to even show up at all! That his wolf aspect is entirely possibly consumed by another God that got eaten up, just like how Taal ate the Drinker and Soll and so many others to create his dominance over the land. That is a case of forging religious bonds together, to make things make more comfortable sense to the modern day, so of course the legends tell of the two as brothers and Ulric asking this and that, ignoring that the Teutogens and other tribes slaughtered their way west, cut their way through the worshippers of Taal, and committed to widescale warfare for generations as they came to the mountain and built it up as the most holy of places that Ulric made for them. They do not overpopulate their side, they DEpopulate the other until the other side decides Ulric probably is pretty cool and worship him.

Early era Ulrican 'cultural growth' comes because people respect strength and violence, and the more overt displays of divine might. People convert that way, oh hey, look at that, Ulric's 'growth' has expanded with lots of bloodshed and WARFARE, not a priest having sixteen wives with twelve children each. There are different ways to spread the God word of a God of War, and killing people and making people think that if they want to be even better at killing and better at surviving the winter with the blessings of the WAR AND WINTER God, well, then they'd better worship him. Oh, and wolves, because wolves are also a thing that makes senses as they run around in the winter doing things, and their fearsome and strong and scary just like these scared people want to be. And it is repeatedly noted that in the modern Empire, Ulric is dying out as a God in terms of relevance and power compared to all of the other Gods because he is not a God of progress or togetherness or fuckening childrening. Children and child rearing and medicine and caution is Rhya, Shallya, Verena, and Myrmidia. Tactics and intelligent warfare is something he is explicitly against! Deception and overthinking things? He hates that a lot. So his grasp over the nation weakens, and increasingly his ONLY relevance is PURELY in warfare and violence, literally the first thing he showed to the lands that would become the Empire, who I will remind you, however many times it takes, that the other Gods were already there, with tribes, fighting and warring. There are barrows with wight kings in them and ancient tribes with well worked bronze and iron and torches in them with artwork and grand deeds to their name who fought, led their tribes, and died out ALL before Ulric EVER showed up to the lands of the Empire out of the east.

You are failing to bridge the gap between IC tinted information offerings and the objective reality behind them, and it truly is getting tiresome, dude.

You are wrong. Emphatically. Please stop. It's difficult to focus on writing on the events unfolding in the update as-is.
 
Moving on from subject, I wonder if Hul knows how to sail and navigate.

I assume so do to dark elf upbringing and since its her plan in the first place, just curious since Freddy and company certainly don't as far as I'm aware.
 
Just put them on ignore. It really helps.

As near as I can tell, we are discussing things in relative good faith, not trolling or random baseless accusations based on narrow fields of experience. If I am passionate, it is because the discussion originally began about wanting to write something inside DoDA, or potentially in general Warhammer properties. And while there is plenty of room for different canons and headcanons based on 4 different editions and different books, I would very much prefer that something written in DODA doesn't radically depart from rather more objective portions of Warhammer Fantasy, such as the Gods and their current mainline interpretations.
 
While I do get people feeling uncomfortable with someone's (male or female) amount of lovers being as high as 1000, I think people are making way too big a deal out of it.

I don't think that number was ever meant to be taken that literally, but rather to illustrate that she was a beautiful and strong warrior who has had many lovers.

Perhaps we can just say that, while the number of 1000 does come up in stories about her in-universe, many people think that this is just an exaggeration of the actual large amount of lovers?

Now, to move on to a different topic: a few months ago I joked about Eldyra being horrified by Frederick and Hultressa answering her completely in synch at some point.

Well, the exact same kind of black comedy has also happened to Johanna and Kerillian now.
"What?" Johanna's head tilts the other way.

"Later," you and Hultressa say in unison, getting an annoyed grunt from the Talabeclander.

"What the fuck was that about an Avatar?" Johanna immediately says, turning to look at you.

"Later," you and Hultressa say in unison.

Kerillian jerks upright slightly where she sits in the cage, causing the chains to rattle, eyes wide and unblinking.
 
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I think @Lerac that the subject should just be dropped, with no last word, because that just invites a response and defeats the purpose of dropping the subject.
Now, to move on to a different topic: a few months ago I joked about Eldyra being horrified by Frederick and Hultressa answering her completely in synch at some point.

Well, the exact same kind of black comedy has also happened to Johanna and Kerillian now.
It's always funny when people learn the absurd things about Frederick.
 
He is not a god of technological progress. He explicitly goes against any technology that might be less brave, that might be less manly, not reliant purely on muscle power.
Ummmm.
How about technologies that makes one more brave? recuaries courage to truly master?
keep in mind it is a long shot...

Planes... Dog fights... Combating dark things and summoned deamon flyers and sky-able mounted dark spellcaster...

Would wolfs of Ulric smile upone those madlads that IRL are some of the most insne level balls to the walls in facing death and coming on top...

Cause if we end up with Ulrican sky-knights after plaing chiken with dragons I'm gonna need a jaw replacement from the shock of the drop...
 
It's been already said as a joke or otherwise how Frederick is like a father/greatfather/uncle figure to Gwendolyn but thinking about these sync and other moments, I think Fred is also closest thing to a friend Hultressa has now.

I mean due to her job, beliefs and daughter lately she was already a rather solitary figure. I don't know if she had any meaningful relations with her fellow delves other than simply doing necessary socialization to survive and do her thing. Their dynamic is really interesting. I hope everyone survives and we got to see more of it.

In other words Frederick and Hultressa should start wearing shirts that say "BFF" and matching friendship bracelets.
 
We are on a mission,there is not much time, and both characters can be rather practical. Still fun through.


Some other topics

I wonder what will happen with the lizardmen at home. That could be very useful longterm. Or they could leave amd ignpre us. All part of the great plan.


I wonder. The ruler treant guys are canonically powerful elfs that fused with powerful magical trees right? The most succesful ones that tried?
And i think they can still use all the winds? I wonder if a dragon that did the same would be even more powerful.
Attuning to a part of the new world has its upsides, i wonder if this would be the best version of it. While you sleep, not only do you get to sleep,(which is already great), but you passively grow your territory(forest) around you.
And once you are strong enough and have enough territory you can affect time. Its the closest thing to a nondivine, personal magical dimension in this setting.

Edit.: you can also focus all that extra time on what really matters: sleeping.
 
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It is explicit that Taal's truly devout disdain science and its creations, and don't like the usage of forged metal either. So that right there has some issues, and some belligerence, yes. But for the most part, they haven't gone so far as to try and force all foresters and hunters use only stone arrowheads, and that is a majority of their worshippers, those living on the edge of the wilderness or make their living within it. It's a balancing act, I suppose, between respecting nature and then just fully disadvantaging yourself to a ludicrous extent. But Taal does not like science or whatever. Woodcraft, herbs, things like that, is one thing. Fancy chemistry, forged metal weapons or armor, that sort of thing, not so much. Yet, at the same time, it can't be forgotten that one of his big early on things was to have Taalheim founded as a great city with him as its principal God, a huge chunk of the crater's insides is not city, but some of the holiest of holy forests for Taal.

I was more thinking a Verenan and Taalite priest openly brawling in the open due to fundamental disagreement about what path is right for humanity and/or the Empire. Or Taalite extremist burning down the proto factories and colleges as they believe they are leading the people away from Taal.

Let's have a thought experiment and say that the Empire survives the End Times and gets to properly kick of their industrial revolution. We get mass production, guns gets even more refined into we have something approaching modern firearms. The borders of the wild are ever pushed back as humans continue to map out and cut down the forrests. The Haber-Bosch process is discovered and we get an agricultural revolution, as artificial fertilizer and machinery makes farm ever more productive and less manpower intensive. Ever more urbanisation as the countryside is emptied and humans live ever further away from the wild. In their stone and steel cities where every thing is to the design of Man and not Nature.
When would Taal say enough is enough? That humanity has become too far removed from the wild. That they their civilisation relies too much on science? That they don't respect the wilds like they used to and have to go back and return to monke. Or more seriusly we get something that sound like "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race." Aka the first word of Ted Kaczynski's Manifest, AKA the Unabomber Manifesto.
 
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And having sex with 1000 different men isn't something to boast about. It's a sign of incompetency, madness or curse. Especially for mighty, victorious warrior queen. Consensual sex simply doesn't fit with the rest of her boast, which is about military victories and conquests. I think, her "1000 men" is about their devotion to her. In that sense, sex with her is great favour ("they all want Me, but I choose You").
.,....... Why are you so hell bent on misunderstanding this character?
Female Conan. Bam.
Done.
MOVE ON.
 
Yes, the sources i could check in a few minutes agree that treemen have no origin in elves.
Good to know.
That nixes a bunch of ideas i had.
But also brings new ones.

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Since im already here, i have some questions for ,anyone really?

Do you think the maw could truekill demons by eating them? If they fall into the actual maw i mean.
Would that have consequences for the maw? How many demons would result in more than just a stomachache?
Could you redirect dhar into it?
As a sort of emergency release valve, i mean.
Its a physical god, sitting right there in the open, that should be useful somehow.

Spirits are often just sentient concepts. Could you create a spirit of the sekfdefeating nature of dhar?
I thought about it and came up with a few things.
I conceptualise it as a sort of orobous.
The serpent absorbs dhar in a radius around it, destroying it with every turn around. If it ever runs out, it immediatly dies.
What do you guys think?

The orks in fantasy are not as unchanging as the ones in 40k.
Since someone made armored orks,and the chaosdwarfes made their own variants.
If mages studied the ways chaosdwarfs did that, abd found a way to do the same without chaos, i think that idea has potential. Anyone have an idea for a fun new ork soecies made by the elves? Or nippon? Or the dragons?



I actually like the way slaanesh died in the end of the og whf.
At least the version i heard. Maybe i remember that wrong too.
But i found the theming was on the spot.
No other oart of what i heard spoke to me, but that part i liked.
Im sure they were just looking for an excuse to gank them, but i like the idea of the four actually being killable.
At least in whf.
40k is different.
 
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Moving on from subject, I wonder if Hul knows how to sail and navigate.
And I wonder if Cult of Mannan is truly the only one left to oppose the Slaneshi cult rise to domination. And how much will they oppose when they learn that the reason why their god is crossed with them if cause they let Chaos on board.

I think Fred is also closest thing to a friend Hultressa has now.
In other words Frederick and Hultressa should start wearing shirts that say "BFF" and matching friendship bracelets.

Worse. When Frdric decides to TRULY aggrivate Alysssa he will call to her asn say : "I'm her favorite sibling now!"
Freddy already made an Ogre his brother, 'adopting' Huli like that is something that I can see happening.

Also having a crisis of faith over the realisation that indeed. Her best friend is Freddy.
 
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