Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism

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I don't think that normal aerial fights involve boarding a dragon to walk and punch the other dude in the face but apparently that's how Fredrick rolls.

(Also, goddamn Maranith could have easily taken down Fredrick without Natasha and Kerillian's interference, at least Roland and the Whitewings Chivalried hard enough to kill the other dragon and their rider relatively smoothly).
 
Dont matter if it is Eldyra.

We are going to put a bullet in their head, with the Titan cannon if needed.

No one threatens our daughter figure.


Edit: Did our ogre archer failed badly?
 
Thanatosra said:
and how do you know that
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Can't be sure, but it's a reasonable hypothesis. Druuchi generally go for something more extensive than a scalping if they want to prove someone's dead to demoralize their allies, and it's hard to imagine a situation where Elydra was in their hands to such an extent that she could be scalped but the druuchi wouldn't kill her. So "they have Elydra's scalp and only her scalp" seems kind of unlikely, whereas "they found another elven scalp, possibly her father's in particular but possibly someone else's, and are passing it off as hers" is totally something the druuchi would do.

Especially since this particular guy would be the most likely candidate to have her dad's scalp in particular in his possession, and elven men tend to have long girly hair.

Still, pure speculation.
 
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I don't think that normal aerial fights involve boarding a dragon to walk and punch the other dude in the face but apparently that's how Fredrick rolls.

(Also, goddamn Maranith could have easily taken down Fredrick without Natasha and Kerillian's interference, at least Roland and the Whitewings Chivalried hard enough to kill the other dragon and their rider relatively smoothly).
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worst part about maranith is his blade skills are dwarfed by Tullaris Dreadbringer maranith was rider and lancer formost we put him in the worst situation possible for his abilitys and he still put up quite a fight espcially considering our high rolls that first strike was a nat 100 i believe
 
So with Maranith dying I would expect some infighting to break out, as seconds in command vie for the position of Dreadlord, but considering there is another Dreadlord present the infighting might die down as the chain of command clarifies.
 
Now would be the time to use the deathspinners and doom spheres as well as all of our bird bombers me thinks, unless they were already being used and I just didn't see them….
 
Actually, why the hell is Tullaris Dreadbringer here anyway? I know that Leah said that Fredrick has a Chosen of Khaine gunning for him but I thought it would solely be a human chosen rather than a Druchii one.

(Well, at least we have a possible reason for why there would be two black arks throwing down in Ostland despite Malekith just taking a L in Ulthuan, Tullaris would risk the wrath of Malekith to attack Ostland if he believed it was Khaine's will).
 
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torroar said:
"Chains?" Kerillian pipes up, clear confusion in her voice.

"Don't worry, we've practiced this before a few times with Octaine!" You answer.
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HOHENZOLLERN CONFUSION x1
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Gravity does not have enough time to even begin to reassert itself and tug you downwards out of the saddle before she flares her wings and talons and claws outwards and then lashes outwards with every weapon at her disposal including her beak just as you flip beneath the dragon.
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Can't help but be reminded of this:



except for a gryphon barrelrolling into a dragon full speed with three people! Dang what a sight.

torroar said:
Dreadlord: 100-
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Ground: 24-Dragon Disruption(15)=9
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Natasha reaches up and slams a heavy spike of ice directly into your chest and back, both that she then connects to the chains that have been spilling from her hands this entire time.

"Wait, wait wait what are you-," Kerillian begins to say rapidly, but it is too late to explain.
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FREDDY INFLICTS
HOHENZOLLERN CONFUSION x2

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You don't even have time to bother with a prayer before you leap forward out into the open air.
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AND GOES INTO DYNAMIC ENTRY

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You do not hesitate, and Brain Wounder stabs up and forward, not against pure dragon scale, not against the rider, but all the way up and into a very specific orifice located just below the base of the black dragon's tail.
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torroar said:
Two hefty, barrel-sized severed chunks of the dragon's two formerly sheathed penises flop out and smack along Oskana's body before falling down to the earth below, followed by some small portions of intestines.
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FORWARDS INTO DRAGON ASS AND… FREDDY'S CASTRATION VICTIMS LIST GROWS BIGGER!

I CANNOT 🤯

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(Skymaster Warding Activates! Rolled 3! Unsuccessful!)

And this time, her arrows hit.

All of them.
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Elfdaughteru for the save!

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"Kerillian!" You yell, kicking Maranith forwards and off of Brain Wounder as you duck to the side, stretching a hand out.
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DYNAMIC DODGE!

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"Urgdug!" You wave back. "Can you!"

"Yeah!" He interrupts as he steps forward and brings his club down directly onto the dragon's head, stunning it as it writhes and tries to spew out one last burst of acidic gas
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THE BONK STRIKES AGAIN!

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"Caledor's Bane?" You say aloud, and out of the corner of your eye see some of the Eonir and Sadrina arriving at the edge of the ring of troops. "Meet Caledor's Bane."
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An auspicious sign for more Druiichi trophies in the Hohenzollern Collection!

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"What…is…that?" She jerks her head back at the smell.

"This one?" You shake it and smell yourself, "Pure ostka. Last was some ale. Tell you what," you hand the flask out to be reclaimed by whatever soldier offered it and then hold up a finger in that same hand while looking at Kerillian. "Anyone got Bugman's?"
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He's doing it folks, we get another elf daughteru officially!

I can see it now:

Solving Elgi-Dawi relations one drink at a time.
Drink a Bugman's!

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She tenses, almost clutching at herself, until finally the tension eases from her and she audible smacks her lips and then glances back at the flask with what you are reasonably sure is wonder. Then she drinks the rest of it all in one go and, only slightly swaying, hands it back to you and then heads over to the lip of the wall.
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Josef: Another Elgi knowing the superiority of Bugmans'! 😤

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"They have no more chaff. We do."

You glance to where she is now pointing and see that, indeed, the Flagellants have been fully assembled.
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Damn straight we have!
LONG DRONG STILL HASN'T GONE AND DROWNED WITH HIS ELGIS!
 
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learning about dreadbringer and hearing him say lesser races should be grateful to be slaves to malaekith the greatest king of all time I now want his head even more
 
With Maranith dead, the most powerful (martially/politically/etc) Master ascends to become Dreadlord. The smaller Ark has already been rallied beneath their new Dreadlord.

Additionally, Kerillian is canonically capable of...appreciating...non-elven alcohol. As evidenced in the special Vermintide 2 mission A Quiet Drink, which involves the entire Ubersreik 4(5) going on a bender. Her drunk lines start at 27:17


View: https://youtu.be/0N4pG8C94LQ
 
It occurs to me but, @torroar where is Joseph Bugman and his group. Are they still in Wulfenburg preparing to defend the brewery or are they present somewhere? Wouldn't the thread of two Black Arks cause him to join the fight as well?
 
I had the Darktide Ost blaring away the whole time I read the update.

This was one hell of a ride.

Losing the Mercs sucks, but their job has always been to absorb low army rolls like ablative armor.

Now we are in the unique position of having more chaff than a Druuchi army, best to make the absolute most of it.

Also, no one has really mentioned it but the Druuchi Sorceress cadre has been jobbing this entire battle. They are already forced to pull on their deep reserves while our mage cadre are just winded. Its a really important aspect that we have to consider. Its a main leg of the Druuchi tactical repertoire that has just been completely countered. If that trend continues we will see the Druuchi infantry advancing without magic support against a manned wall with no chaff to absorb hits. That's a pretty dire situation for them.

Even if they breach and/or scale the walls, they will suffer terribly doing so.

Khaine will indeed get his due today, but that blood will have far more Druuchi donations then the Dreadlords ever expected.
 
So... now that i have been rassured by Torroar that the sorceress is just the normal BDSM/strip-teaser kind of the druchii ( and not Fucking Morathi)
How strong is Tularis ? is he the king of foe Freddy can fight one on one ? Or more like the kind you need an artillery/magical barrage to kill ?
 
Have we deployed out tanks yet?

AzraelvonGruber said:
So... now that i have been rassured by Torroar that the sorceress is just the normal BDSM/strip-teaser kind of the druchii ( and not Fucking Morathi)
How strong is Tularis ? is he the king of foe Freddy can fight one on one ? Or more like the kind you need an artillery/magical barrage to kill ?
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Better duelist than Caledor's Bane, though thankfully without a dragon.
 
I'm kinda confused here, The death hag is the one gunning for our artillery and the master the one gunning for our ranged troops right? Im just asking because I remember we voted for the ogre archers to kill the Hag and the Riders to kill the master but the roll results say the opposite.

torroar said:
(Death Hag: 82-Bride of Khaine(15)+Noble Riders(20)=77/100)
(Master: 22-Master of Clar Karond(15)+Grouped Salvos(15)=22/100)
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If this is the case then we did very well against the dragon gunning for our artillery but not enough to stop her from killing half?
 
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