[hums loudly, writes Tartresis character moar]

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You know, I no longer have a clear idea of who fills some of the Enterprise bridge positions. We've got Sam as the captain, Acheson for security, T'Les for CMO, Sapok for science, Kenichi for engineering, the ever-popular Stol on the helm... Who's got tactical?

On the flip side we have a huge number of Enterprise junior officers and lower-deck characters, some with nebulous specializations. :p
 
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[hums loudly, writes Tartresis character moar]

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You know, I no longer have a clear idea of who fills some of the Enterprise bridge positions. We've got Sam as the captain, Acheson for security, T'Les for CMO, Sapok for science, Kenichi for engineering, the ever-popular Stol on the helm... Who's got tactical?

On the flip side we have a huge number of Enterprise junior officers and lower-deck characters, some with nebulous specializations. :p

john wolfe who was aaron wolfe's brother was one day at enterprise tactical and typing on a interface module...
 
[Fires quantum torpedo warning shot past Leila's bow]

Got enough trouble bringing other people's peeps in as it is. :p

EDIT: I'm perversely tempted to just do a Worf and give the Tactical job for this battle to Acheson, but on some level I feel like that would be wrong since we've been trying pretty hard to clearly differentiate between the two roles.
 
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[Fires quantum torpedo warning shot past Leila's bow]

Got enough trouble bringing other people's peeps in as it is. :p

EDIT: I'm perversely tempted to just do a Worf and give the Tactical job for this battle to Acheson, but on some level I feel like that would be wrong since we've been trying pretty hard to clearly differentiate between the two roles.
Might want to ask @AKuz if she has any ideas otherwise I think you're free to OC it up. Lieutenant John Wolfe can fire the torpedos from teh gun really fast and shot the final boss in the sensor dome.

But I don't think Acheson doing it would be too out of place. Possibly he's doing 'both' but in reality is mentoring a Lieutenant or Ensign in Security to take on the role officially.
 
I'll ask her.

In other news, I've taken to putting an 'a' on the end of Auntie Olesya's name because 'Sokolov' is one of those Russian gendered surnames. Not trying to tell anyone else what to do. ;)
 
@Iron_Wolf, I dimly recall reading that Oneiros considered replacing the fat male hulk Baron Korannon with a slim female waif, just to subvert the original and how the book kept going on about his preferences. Though she'd be just as brutal and evil, of course.
Just a thought you might find interesting.
 
@Iron_Wolf, I dimly recall reading that Oneiros considered replacing the fat male hulk Baron Korannon with a slim female waif, just to subvert the original and how the book kept going on about his preferences. Though she'd be just as brutal and evil, of course.
Just a thought you might find interesting.

We know that Baron Sergen Kortennon is male, according to a story post. We also have a non-threadmarked, not-sure-if-serious post in which Oneiros said that he's unusually thin and has a thing for older women.
 
How old was she, again?

Also, I forget. Did she escape after we retook Celos?
I don't know for either of those. e: or more accurately, I never settled on an age, her fate is in the GM's hands.

Age-wise she probably appears to be 50ish, but she could be older if she's using some sort of hypercorp rejuvenation drugs (possibly made from people). Certainly she was around long enough to be considered the go-to person for anything related to shipbuilding and possessing a formidable list of contacts in Orion industry, hence her inclusion in Cabinet despite the objections of CA's progressive wing.

Speaking of, weird theory I kind of hinted at in the last omake -- I've been thinking, what if Licori are Orions from a forgotten colony? They're green, they love mines, they're in the general neighbourhood, they had some sort of calamity in the past, and they've used brainwashing before (and were going to attempt it on Chad.)

Problem with this theory: certainly someone would have mentioned that by now. In any case, I'm sure there's many other ways the Licori could have learned the term "pretty savages."
 
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Problem with this theory: certainly someone would have mentioned that by now. In any case, I'm sure there's many other ways the Licori could have learned the term "pretty savages."

Regular old slave trade?

Old timey computer Licori got Orion slaves? Then their AI DEFENCES WENT CRAZY WHEN THE HURQ ATTACKED. And then they developed the Mentats to never use computers again
 
Anyways @OneirosTheWriter if you were planning on having Baron Kortennon be a skinny dude, I can always go edit him to obvious thinness, because I only obliquely touched on his size. It'd require adding like three words and editing two.
 
Regular old slave trade?

Old timey computer Licori got Orion slaves? Then their AI DEFENCES WENT CRAZY WHEN THE HURQ ATTACKED. And then they developed the Mentats to never use computers again

Huh. Have the Licori been in space that long?

EDIT: missed the "what if Licori are Orions" thing that started this topic. I'm inclined to say that they are not, or someone would have noticed by now.
 
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Regular old slave trade?

Old timey computer Licori got Orion slaves? Then their AI DEFENCES WENT CRAZY WHEN THE HURQ ATTACKED. And then they developed the Mentats to never use computers again
For that matter, they could just have gotten the terms out of ancient records and Orion ruins. We know Rigellian space used to be an Orion 'colony' (in the broad sense, not as in a single colonized planet). It's not that much of a stretch to imagine that House Korannon Kortennon has an elaborate collection of ancient Orion literature about slaveholding, possibly including some of the more lurid and decadent practices of the old empire.

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I have long imagined that a bunch of the 'humanoid of the week' species encountered by the various Enterprises can be explained as gene-tinkered (or not so tinkered) offshoot cultures of one of the older spacefaring species. Yes, blah blah Preservers, but what's remarkable isn't just that so many aliens are humanoid, it's that inhabited homeworlds seem to be a dime a dozen. Ancient colonization waves would help explain that.

[Spelling corrected 5/28/17]
 
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For that matter, they could just have gotten the terms out of ancient records and Orion ruins. We know Rigellian space used to be an Orion 'colony' (in the broad sense, not as in a single colonized planet). It's not that much of a stretch to imagine that House Korannon has an elaborate collection of ancient Orion literature about slaveholding, possibly including some of the more lurid and decadent practices of the old empire.

Sometimes the terminology gets mixed up, though. By "pretty savages". Baron Kortennon meant Tellarites.

Dose hooves!
 
I imagine Klingon intelligence are pretty much James Bond. They kill a lot of people, drink a lot, and make passionate love to dangerous women in the afterglow of the explosions they have caused.
I am now casting a Bond film created after the formation of the Federation. This is your fault.
The Q(uartermaster) is a Tellarite, and the latest Bond is rumored to be Armaki. ('Bond' is also clearly a title by this point. No one even tries to reboot it or pretend that one person has filled the role since the terrible attempt that involved discovering a cryo-chamber as a plot device. Took too much time away from the explosions and witty banter.)
Filming, if they can get the permits, will include scenes on Athos V so that they can have real Romulans, instead of Vulcans with extra makeup.
 
Hmyeah.

While there are a lot of settings with bigger ships than Star Trek, Trek ships are definitely big objects in merely human terms. Things built to the same scale as skyscrapers and really big ocean liners and the Great Pyramid of Giza and so on.
 
Hmyeah.

While there are a lot of settings with bigger ships than Star Trek, Trek ships are definitely big objects in merely human terms. Things built to the same scale as skyscrapers and really big ocean liners and the Great Pyramid of Giza and so on.

I just didn't expect the space jockey ship to be a mere medium frigate by our reckoning.~
 
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On the positive side of everything, people, plenty of opportunity to get your omakes in :V

Anyways @OneirosTheWriter if you were planning on having Baron Kortennon be a skinny dude, I can always go edit him to obvious thinness, because I only obliquely touched on his size. It'd require adding like three words and editing two.
I'd kinda planned to have him be a tall beanpole dude.
 
Omake - The Worlds Wonder Ch 2 - Simon_Jester
The Worlds Wonder
Chapter Two

Recommended Listening: Mars, Bringer of War

USS Enterprise
Main Bridge


The tactical officer called out calmly, slowly at first. "Multiple ships firing on us. Seven torpedoes inbound. No, eight. Jamming pulse trains commencing... two have lost lock. Three."

A deft twist of Stol's controls and one of the quartet of red bolts scraped by just outside proximity detonation range, losing lock and arcing uselessly off into space as it tried and failed to turn for a run against the Liberty.

Three photon torpedoes hit in quick succession. An antimatter warhead exploded against the explorer's shield bubble, rocking the ship. That kind of impact that didn't seem too impressive, until you remembered that over two million tons of metal had just jumped. Another thump. Another. That left the last one, lagging seconds behind. She could see it on the main plot, coming straight for them- its drive fields shining with a shimmering blue radiance unlike anything she'd ever seen before.

Sapok chimed in, amazingly still calm. "Focusing active sensor-jamming... This one is different. Torpedo is accelerating on terminal approach. Closing too quickly- I can't stop it, ma'am."

Sam snapped out "Helm, hard to ventral!" and old Stol began the motion almost before she could complete the word. The Enterprise pitched down, shifting the point of impact away from the square-on sledgehammer blow the torpedo had aimed for.

The last Licori torpedo detonated.

If the earlier explosions had made the ship jump, this massive fireball seized the ship and rocked it like a rowboat caught in the current of a raging waterfall. Enterprise's shield generators screeched and howled, coolant and bracing fields fighting madly to hold up the ship's defenses in the face of a blast unlike anything her designers had imagined.

The bridge crew shook their heads, rattled, dazed. Samhaya reeled for a long moment, muzzily. What did they just do, pick up their warp core and hit us over the head with it? She couldn't even tell who it was that blurted out the obvious question: "What the hell was that?"

The tightly focused Gaeni at the engineering monitor station turned to call out "Shields are holding!" That was something, at least. And like young Beekeru, Sapok of Vulcan kept his mind on the mission, answering that first question for all its unprofessionalism.

"The torpedo used a low-yield photon first stage, and an exceptional strange-matter second stage, triggered by an unknown means. Net yield is significantly greater than that of antimatter. Taking a hit with shields down is- contraindicated. In addition to the blast itself, I anticipate major hull corrosion from exotic effects."

"Let's not find out about those." Samhaya shook her head. "Mr. Brann, pass the word to the commodore, and the squadron. We can take a few more like that, but I don't know if the frigates can." As the lieutenant commander began to do so, she considered the tactical situation. Their abrupt, evasive turns had hurt their angle for the planned firing pass against that Licori cruiser, but lined them up well to hit one of the little escorting ships as a secondary target...



UES Liberty
Main Bridge


Captain Olesya Sokolova watched as her helmsman kept the Liberty on track, forming on the lead explorer. An explorer with a name to conjure with.

She'd joined Starfleet- and then UESPA- to protect the Earth, among her other reasons. She remembered how, as a girl, she'd gazed up into the night sky with fear as the terrible, devouring cloud of V'ger closed upon her world. That force had been warded off. Enterprise had shared what was now her duty, stood watch over Sol system, in those days.

That Enterprise was gone, and another after her, and Sokolova was growing old, now. But today, she commanded the flagship of Earth's fleet, charging into the fire, hard on the heels of a reborn legend, competing for battle honors.

And so far, the score was one for one.

"Shields holding, ma'am, but there was some leakage on that last pass."

Fair enough. So far, ka'Sharren's unorthodox tactics had worked. The Andorian had turned around the usual conventions of naval warfare, directing the task force's flock of Mirandas and Centaurs to weave around and entangle the Licori ships, while the heavy explorers swung through the melee on repeated firing passes, slamming into the fight like a five million ton hammer each time. They'd potted two frigates thus far, one on each of the last two runs. And the smaller Federation ships were avoiding the bulk of the Licori's fire, despite Sokolova's own doubts. Maybe ka'Sharren had been right to expect so much of them.

But when it was combined with the unexpected weapons at least some of the enemy ships carried, the strategy couldn't save everyone.

A blue hell-bolt slammed into the Earth ship Shanghai. A roiling wave of strange quarks and subatomic chaos tore through the Miranda's saucer, stripping deck after deck. In moments, the ship was reduced to a burnt-out, half-skeletonized wreck, drifting through the infinite night.

A murmur rose from some of the bridge stations. She felt it too; UESPA was a tight-knit force. If there was anyone on the bridge who didn't have friends on the Shanghai, they were luckier right now than they had any right to be. There were pieces of the saucer still intact, superficially. Maybe someone wasn't dead over there. Maybe.



The range was closing again, Enterprise and Liberty swooping down on the imperial fleet like avenging angels. And the mystery super-missiles were far from the only threat that answered them. Masses of beam fire- blue-white plasma, disruptor salvoes from the pair of battleships, exotics in all the colors of the rainbow- reached out from the Licori fleet as the Excelsiors approached. Sheaves of photon torpedoes lanced out from the imperial ships. Thankfully, they were merely ordinary multimegaton antimatter bombs.

Despite the constant harassment and distraction, the Licori fleet was a practiced, experienced force, one that could lay down no small amount of firepower. Liberty shook under massed bombardment, shields flickering under the assault as beams and bolts rained down on the great ship. Olesya wondered, frustrated, at how the explorer ahead of her seemed to dance between the raindrops. Some of her people were probably going to die today, from Liberty's inability to replicate the trick. Was it her fault?

She let none of it show. A spread of torpedoes from Enterprise crossed the void, bracketing one of the Licori cruisers. That ship was obviously in poor shape, now, struggling to reconstruct a working shield bubble as stray shots from the frigates hammered it. She turned to speak to her tactical officer, but Li was already on it, as he made two swift adjustments to the starboard phaser bank's settings. The slash of orange that cut through the black also cut through the imploding shields of the enemy cruiser, drilling into its defenses for long seconds as the tactical officer adjusted his aim, finding the engineering section-

The cruiser vanished in a tremendous fireball, as Liberty pulled clear from the melee, a last pair of torpedoes rocking the hull as they detonated behind her.

The score was two to one, now, in Liberty's favor... and Captain Sokolova was in no mood to feel pride at that. Not after what happened to Shanghai. Not after Commander Duncan half-turned from Operations, looking sick with concern. "Ma'am, AuxCon reports radiation alarms. Something must have shaken loose from those last hits."

"Order Commander Benten to evacuate threatened areas and move to a tertiary control point."

That wasn't the first damage her ship had taken. And even though she knew a dozen people on the Shanghai, though she cried out inwardly for Oluwaseyi and Lei in particular, knowing the two promising youngsters were probably dead...

For all that, Olesya would be the lucky one, luckier than she had any right to ask, if this wound to her own ship would be the last.



AHS Pride

The Federation's Excelsiors, aptly named, cut a swath through the tangled mass of the fleet. They were fast ships, and had joined the battle last. Where Venerable and Indefatigable anchored the Licori force and let the rest of the fight swirl around them, the Starfleet admiral had taken a different tactic.

He was handling his dreadnoughts in a way that exploited their surprising speed, covered for their slow rates of turn, and made it nearly impossible to concentrate fire as the Imperial Navy would against the blocky Ked Paddah battleships. The alien commander was taking the pair of heavy ships on swooping firing runs, battering the Licori fleet savagely with each pass.

Pride's Bene sister ship, the Insight, had been blown to atoms by fire striking the cruiser's warp core. Already the Censor had fallen, and little Beautiful was a wreck, both nacelles shot away.

They couldn't take much more; it was time to fall back before the fleet was utterly ruined, before the Emperor himself could be killed or captured by the onslaught of the enemy. What could the warmaster of Tartresis do?

Perhaps more than most.

He had a weapon of incredible power at his command, but he had only one ship. One weapon that might disable even the great flagship of the enemy. He'd fired the quantum-boost weapons singly, saving his thunder, but nine such torpedoes remained. Three of the new torpedoes at once might destroy an Excelsior, or they might not. But they could hurt it terribly.

There were two alien battleships. One was the flagship. He might only get one shot like this. They had to know where the 'specials' were coming from by now, and Pride would take terrible fire no the next pass. He had to pick one, or the other.

The lead battleship snapped about cleanly in the distance, shimmering against the heavens. She maneuvered like a frigate a quarter her size. Every time she'd closed, she'd clawed at the Imperial fleet with beam and missile, smashing through the Licori forces and scattering all before her. Though it had been the trailing ship that killed Insight, it was the one in front that had caused the most chaos, prevented them from chasing down the harassing fire of the buzzing frigates that swarmed around them.

He'd never seen anything like her, not in a score of battles, great and small. If he were in command of the Federation fleet he would have placed himself aboard that ship. He would duel for the right to place himself aboard that ship.

But... another man might be on the battleship in the rear, a ship not to be despised in her own right. Such a one would let the crack ship in front clear the road, that they might walk more quietly. It was what an admiral of the other houses would do. It was what an admiral of the gutless Ked Paddah, or the scheming, dishonest Gaeni would do.

It was what the Emperor himself had done.

It would be good to imagine that he fought a hero. But heroes seemed far, far too rare among these poor shuddering stars.

He sighed. He would target the trailing Excelsior.



AHS Pride
Torpedo Room


Frantically, the naval ratings labored to reset the torpedoes' targeting relays. Tarenda of Calamar watched them with the keen-eyed, manic hyperfocus that was her lot, moving about the compartment with swift, staccato motions. It was slow, too slow-

The ship shook like an earthquake. Impulsively she gripped a bracing frame as she was thrown from her feet. Many of the crew did the same. Others sprawled. Bare moments later, the call came on warmaster Halkh's channel. She touched the bracelet around her wrist and listened to his words.

"Fusion power is down, the main deflector is damaged. It's time. Fire full spread."

Her brother mentat, the fire control computer, shook his head, flailing his hands and gesturing. The quick-speech conveyed much, in little time, and Tarenda's voice was dour as she spoke to her warmaster. "Our repeater plots to forward sensors are down, sir. I still have local control, but we only had time to retarget two-"

"Do it." Warmaster Halkh smiled thinly. "Whatever happens, to us or to the enemy, they will remember the pride of Tartresis."

She obeyed, darting to the controls, and slammed the switch home, smiling at the pun. Three quantum torpedoes shot from their maintenance cradles into the tubes, with the smooth, almost gentle snap-crack of finely engineered Licori servomechanics.

Three quantum torpedoes launched. One, still programmed for its old target, curved towards a Miranda to pronounce its doom. The Tellarite frigate wove, blasting waves of jamming. But Tarenda had worked on her 'specials' herself, and held the naval ratings to the most exacting standards. The torpedo's tracking systems might lack analysis and processing power, but they were in a real sense too stupid to cheat, and too well-maintained to fail. A blue-white blast chewed a massive bite out of the frigate Nugruch, disintegrating the port nacelle and leaving the ship adrift.

Two more torpedoes bore straight and level for the Liberty.

UES Liberty
Main Bridge


The first blast shook Captain Sokolova's ship like a rat in the jaws of a terrier, powerful enough that even an explorer's shields could barely stand it. But the next impact, a split-second later, was worse. The Earth ship rocked, slalomed, under the second hammerblow- and the slalom was slow to damp out. Something was wrong with impulse power, steering, or both. She knew in her gut that her ship had just taken a terrible wound. Her fears were confirmed when Lieutenant Commander Duncan at Operations turned to her, his face grim. "Ma'am, heavy damage to the engineering hull!"

"Details?" She scowled.

"Four decks burned through, structural integrity flickering around sixty percent... AuxCon and the secondary computer core are gone..."

She took a deep breath, listening, thanking the stars for the happy coincidence of the evacuation. Even so, she knew she'd lost good men and women now, some who'd been with her for three years and more.

"Is Commander Benten's team safe?"

"Yes, ma'am, he's directing damage control operations."

"Good." She turned to face the other side of the explorer's great bridge. "Tactical, back-trace those torpedoes. It has to be one ship firing them." She imagined Enterprise was already doing the same, but anyone could need a crosscheck. "Lieutenant Fremont, signal the flagship. Tell them Liberty is still in the fight, but we're going to need to adjust our tactics to accomodate our damage..."

AHS Pride
Torpedo Room


"Confirmed hits on the enemy battleship- right around where we think they keep their flag quarters. Good work!" Warmaster Halkh's praise reached Tarenda through the veil of abstraction and analysis. Exultant, she knew it was done, as the warmaster cut the signal. Already, the ship's crew were loading the next spread of quantum torpedoes, her almost the last of the weapons she'd practically hand-built and cared for. Three more shots.

This would be their last, follow-up strike. The Federation flagship would be crippled if not obliterated, the pursuit hamstrung. They could return to Calamar, she could finally convince the House to put her new warheads into mass production. A weapon decades, perhaps a century beyond what the uncreative, machine-thinking Federation had. One that enabled cruisers to stand against battleships. She laughed.

"No longer will the galaxy be dominated by the legacy of these fools and their thinking toys!"

Even with her preternaturally quick, sharp thoughts, Tarenda of Calamar never had time to realize she was dying. Not when a second overcharged phaser blast from the Enterprise cored the Pride's forward hull and reduced the ship to a drifting wreck.
 
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