I think I must have been deprived for the past several years of my space battle writing impulses, and it's all letting out at once. I am most of the way through a depiction of Nash fighting the Imperial fleet...

The Klingons don't even have a proper intelligence service! They just have a guy with a sword that hits you and takes your stuff! No game at all anymore. > : <
Leslie:

"See? You should be glad you have us around, to keep you sharp."
 
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I would think that Klingon Intelligence people are as sneaky as Romulans. Their sense of honor would be in terms of helping the Empire achieve victory by whatever means. Besides, inter-House affairs are cloak and dagger stuff, right?

> : <

plz to allow be raciss and arrogant svp
 
Ooooookay, that is way too many events to finish tonight.

So - this is going to be a somewhat tricky period for me. The Captain's Log posts for the next three months are going to include most of the Arcadian War related events. Problem is, yesterday was a constructive loss for obvious reasons, and Wednesday I'm getting sedated for major dental. Fun times.

However, I'll still work my way through this in as timely a manner as I can manage. I have some serious plans for the next quarter, and there's going to be some real fun and high drama. So please bear with me as we get through these more barren days.
 
Ooooookay, that is way too many events to finish tonight.

So - this is going to be a somewhat tricky period for me. The Captain's Log posts for the next three months are going to include most of the Arcadian War related events. Problem is, yesterday was a constructive loss for obvious reasons, and Wednesday I'm getting sedated for major dental. Fun times.

However, I'll still work my way through this in as timely a manner as I can manage. I have some serious plans for the next quarter, and there's going to be some real fun and high drama. So please bear with me as we get through these more barren days.

So what u r saying is the Captain's logs on Wensday are going to be Trippy A F?

> : O
 
Ooooookay, that is way too many events to finish tonight.

So - this is going to be a somewhat tricky period for me. The Captain's Log posts for the next three months are going to include most of the Arcadian War related events. Problem is, yesterday was a constructive loss for obvious reasons, and Wednesday I'm getting sedated for major dental. Fun times.

However, I'll still work my way through this in as timely a manner as I can manage. I have some serious plans for the next quarter, and there's going to be some real fun and high drama. So please bear with me as we get through these more barren days.

Write another Polywater episode. Problem solved.
 
Omake - The Price of Failure - Iron Wolf
The Price of Failure

2315.Q1.M3.F2
Gammon, Kortennon Command Citadel-Bunker


"Baron!"

The words of the page echoed off walls of deep blue, joined shortly by the harsh report of heavy doors flung open and smashing into stone. The page, a thin young man, stood trembling as Baron Sergen Kortennon gave him a baleful look from the other end of the dark and low-ceilinged hall, his green face lit orange by the command console that he, his son Solug, and a trio of mentat advisors were huddled around. The Baron's long, thin frame was seated in his mobility chair, itself temporarily ensconced in a throne. Everyone else was forced to stand.

"What is it, boy?" Solug sneered, his large frame turning towards the cowering Page and advancing on him, lifting the him off the ground by an arm. The page struggled in his grasp as Solug bellowed, "You have intruded on a military operation and you have interrupted the peace and quiet of the Baron!" He grinned at the wide-eyed page, "Maybe I should see how your bones crunch under a mallet as punishment for this disgrace."

"Solug!" Snapped Baron Kortennon, "These are not your halls. They are mine. Release the boy."

Solug growled and dropped the page, who hit the stone floor with his skinny knees, eyes watering as he winced at the impact.

"At least Solug helped you kneel. You should thank him." The Baron said, eyes glimmering in the orange half-light.

"Thank you, Sir Solug Kortennon." The page said quietly.

"Good. Now what is it you wished so desperately to report that you thought it appropriate to force yourself into my hall in such a rude fashion?"

The page looked up. He realized the Mentats had moved away from the planning tables, lurking in shadows at the corners of the rooms, one behind a pillar. It would be comical, if the page didn't know how much danger he was in.

"Sir…" he began, gulping, "I bring a report from the commander - acting commander of Anoxa, sir. He states: Our weapon… our weapon was disabled by Starfleet commandos, who are now escaping on shuttles."

Solug started, "But their ships are right outside the system!"

The Baron didn't move an centimeter, "This is a disaster. But perhaps we can take some good from it. Bring any commandos my Elite guard captured to me. We will…" he thought for a moment, "Slurp down their skins, broil only the finest cutlets from their living bodies. Crack their bones and suck the marrow out, as Golug threatened to do to you. How does that strike you, Golug?"

The page's tongue felt sluggish in his mouth, now dry as the deserts, "No--"

"--We should broadcast it all to their fleet as a demoralization!" Golug said gleefully.

The Baron clicked his tongue in disapproval, "Golug, do not be foolish. Appearances must be maintained even in these dire times. To so extravagantly confirm our particular interests would only pointlessly arouse the Federation's self-righteous indignation. And if my heir cannot deliver us, it will certainly seal our doom."

"Yes, Baron." Solug said, subdued.

The Baron smiled greasily, "That being said, we must enjoy ourselves. Won't it be delightful if one of the prisoners is the 'pretty savages' the old works mentioned? I have always wished to discover how they taste."

"No prisoners were taken, Baron."

The mentats retreated a little further into their hiding places as the Baron blinked at the page, his face turning to a frown, "Cold bodies are barely acceptable but if one is an Amarki I suppose--"

"Baron," the page said, "We inflicted no casualties. The Elite Guard detachment was wiped out, a few taken prisoner themselves. Baron." The last word he whispered as if it were a ward of protection.

From a dark corner, a shocked gasp.

The Baron's hands balled into bony, white-knuckled fists. He slammed them, again and again, into the arms of his hover chair, screaming incoherently. On the planning table, a swarm of red dots representing enemy ships appeared on the orange surface, and they were projected onto his face like angry red boils. The page looked away, cowering. The Baron rambled for what seemed an eternity, raving about the high-volume railguns and their superiority to weak energy weapons, to the personal shields they had been assigned, the armor of his finest troops impregnable, or so the mentats said. Then, some time spent on what he would do to his chief inventor, then the family of the chief inventor, on and on.

Then abruptly, the barrage of noise stopped. "I see." The Baron said, dabbing at his head, "It is down to my fool heir to save us. Mentats! Come here!"

Dutifully, the trio appeared from their pathetic hiding places, and once again clustered around the planning table.

"Let it be decree'd at once," the Baron said, "That our order for the execution of commandos of any kind is to be extended to all personnel of the enemy. Our stations are to fire for maximum casualty effect, particularly if they make any attempt to escape their doomed vessels. Is that clear?"

The mentats nodded, each pressing a finger to their throats to broadcast the orders.

"Oh, and efforts are to be made to bring an Amarki to me. The famed Captain of the Renaissance would be a delight." He turned his attention back to the page, "Boy. I see now why you were sent. Old Torven," he said, referring to the overall commander of the Elite Guard, "Old Torven could not face me himself, so he sends his errand-boy to me instead. Is this correct?"

The page hesitated.

"I AM YOUR BARON AND YOU WILL ANSWER!"

"Yes, yes sir Baron, sir. That is how it happened, Baron."

"Disgraceful. I do not know if my heir can save us from this fleet, but we will punish those who have failed us even at the last minute. Boy! Take Golug and find Torven. No doubt you know where he hides."

Golug cracked his knuckles and the page grimaced, but dutifully led the huge man out the doors, softly closing them behind him after Golug was through.

***​

USS Atuin

The faces around the wardroom table of the Atuin were grim. Captain Chad was at the head of the table, hands clasped together as if in prayer, staring down at the polished surface with damp, vacant eyes. Next to him was his XO, T'Arvit, the Vulcan woman's eyes closed in meditation. Beside her was the ship's Yan-Ros security officer, blue-haired Lieutenant Liacross. Across from her was the Indorian Medical officer, Lieutenant Commander Panora, who winced at every casualty and damage report. Next to him sat a Rigellian and a Seyek, holding hands on the surface of the table. That was his Science and Tactical officers, Lieutenant Commanders Quessa and Khiwoulo. Finally at the end of the table was Counselor Voxu. The Betazoid man was looking right at the captain, his face tight with concern. The only missing member of his senior staff was Commander Ozzgrizzira, his Operations officer, who was currently manning the conn.

The audio feed from the battle of Gammon echoed in the otherwise silent wardroom.

"Endurance to Flag. We've been hit with some sort of augmented phased particle stream from Goliath-Alpha. Shields are failing."

"Flag to Endurance. Move to Pattern Sigma-Eight."

"Sojourner to flag. We've been hit by the same energy weapon as the Endurance from Goliath-Alpha. Reaction system is offline. All ships are advised to keep clear of our flight path until control is restored."

"Understood, Sojourner. We working on a counter to that beam," came the terse reply from T'Lorel, "Rru'adorr, Kumari, take up mobile position Theta and cover the Sojourner."

"Casualty report: 44 dead, 23 wounded on the Endurance."

Liacross started, rocking forward in his seat at the last report. "Uh," he said, looking at Chad, "Trizzadiara--"

Chad snorted with frustration, "--Has sisters on that ship."

More reports came in, the situation for Endurance and Sojourner growing more bleak as the damage control reports rolled in, the Goliath stations hammering the two Explorers. Then came a shock.

"Flag-Science to fleet, Goliath-Alpha is charging the augmented cannon again."

"Endurance to Thunderhead! Goliath Alpha is targeting you. Come about to-- Damn it. Thunderhead destroyed. We're covering--" The transmission cut out.

"Rru'adorr to Flag-Actual. Sensors confirm destruction of the Thunderhead. Reading Endurance warp-core offline and drifting."

"Endurance to Flag-Actual." The voice was different from the one before, cold and methodical. "This is Commander Chatsworth. Our warp core has been disabled." There was a pause, and a tremor crept into the voice on the other end, "Station Goliath Beta fired on our escape pods. Estimate three-hundred plus KIA total. Captain Tenbras has been killed."

Chad's hands curled into fists and Liacross made a noise of disbelief.

"Are you sure it wasn't a targeting error, Endurance?"

"Confirmed, Flag. We thought the same when they fired at Thunderhead's escape pods. This is deliberate action."

"Understood. Your vessel is in a stable orbit and is covering Thunderhead's escape pods from fire. I am directing them to rendezvous with your hulk. Gather the rest of your crew and find a protected location on the Endurance until we can direct relief vessels to your location."

"...Understood."

"Flag to all ships, be advised, do not launch escape pods unless in extreme danger or out of the combat zone."

Quessa pushed herself away from the table in disgust and slithered out of the room.

"Prudent of us to restrict this channel to senior staff only." Khiwoulo said, glumly. "If that's how Quessa is feeling…"

Chad was staring out at the starfield, "I wonder if Nash would be so prudent," he said bitterly.

T'Arvit's eyes snapped open, her face still. "Lieutenant Liacross, you should begin checking the incoming casualty reports and cross-referencing it with crew family records. Then expand your search to include friends on social media, for those in the crew who have such information public. We will want to make sure they receive proper counselling. Commander Khiwoulo, I want you to begin analyzing the tactical data. They may call Atuin up as a replacement ship. I wish for us to be prepared."

Khiwoulo and Liacross nodded, rising and heading for the door. Just before she exited, Khiwoulo looked at Voxu, still looking at the captain. "Uh, is he…?"

"No. Thank you, Commander."

The Rigellian exited and the door slid shut. A few seconds later T'Arvit stood up, moved to the wall console, and shut the feed from the battle off. She stood behind Chad's chair, loosely at attention with her arms behind her back.

"Good people are dying out there because of me." Chad said, breaking the silence that followed. "And I'm just sitting here."

"Do not be illogical." T'Arvit said, "You--"

"Do you think Kirk would have sat here, T'Arvit?" Chad said, standing up and walking over to press his forehead against the window, his back turned, "Do you think he would listen to his fellow officers dying out there due to his mistake? No, he'd steal the Enterprise. Do you think Nash would have? No, she'd go and crush the Imperial fleet. Do you think any other, hypothetical, Explorer Corps captain would sit here? No, he would say instead, 'Ensign, set a course, and to hell with our orders.'"

T'Arvit shot a glance down the table to Voxu, who rose to speak. "Captain," he said, leaning forward on the table, "I understand you're bearing a lot of guilt. And I know logic isn't what you want right now. But none of this is your fault."

Chad glanced at Voxu, "If that's true what do they have us out here?" He turned back to the starfield, "The negotiations, then the destruction of those warp tracks, those both went wrong. All we've managed to do right is deliver some diplomats, and if it wasn't for a petty officer even that would have been screwed-up." His jaw clenched, "I don't think they trust me with anything Licori."

"Sir," Voxu said. He squinted at the Tellarite, turning and walking to join Chad at the window. "Chad." Voxu's tone of voice and syntax changed as he sifted through the Captain's thoughts, "Buddy, listen. They sent a Councilor along on that, for flip's sake. It's not like you were expected to do the heavy lifting, there."

"Maybe," Chad said, " Mrr'shan wasn't supposed to do the heavy lifting on Rethelia, either. But she staved off a riot all the same."

Voxu put his hand on Chad's shoulder "Dude, comparing yourself to others when you've been dealt a bad hand is…"

"Explorer Corps captains are supposed to overcome bad hands, Aris!" Chad shouted, tearing his shoulder out of Voxu's grasp. Chad backed up, face immediately stricken with regret.

"...you don't think you're ready because you were only in the regular fleet, huh?"

Chad nodded, even though he didn't need to.

"Explorer Corps personnel face the No-Win Scenario, just the same as regular Starfleet personnel, Captain." T'Arvit said, startling the two men, "I believe you have found yourself caught in the midst of a geopolitical one. Raging at the circumstances is…" T'Arvit twitched an eyebrow as Chad faced her.

Chad crossed his arms, leaning back against the window, "Come on," he said, a note of good humor in his voice in spite of himself, "Say it again."

T'Arvit's eyebrow twitched again, "Not productive."

Chad snorted, "Nice save."

"Chad," Voxu said, "T'Arvit is right. You know almost as well as I do the Licori weren't there in good faith. We had a Councilor to help us out, which is some pretty heavy guns, dude."

"Ugh." Chad pressed his hands to his face, then dropped them, "I just don't know. I don't like the idea that this was all inevitable, that this is some… no win scenario. I don't like that. I don't like the idea there wasn't a solution in there somewhere. And I don't want to let myself off the hook by saying saying it was up to T'Prinit. It's not... Starfleet."

"Captain," T'Arvit said, "The Atuin is more than you. The success of the Explorer Corps captains you mention is directly correlated with the skill of their crew. We have had failures, yes." Chad sighed hard at that, and Voxu gave T'Arvit a shake of his head. She pressed on, "Already our crew is showing efficiency reports far in advance of the Voshov, and on par with the S'harien, a ship with a longer history. That is directly attributable to you and your training regimen. Your ability to motivate the crew to learn more and to better themselves in every way." Just behind Chad, Voxu made a 'pat-pat' gesture above Chad's shoulder, staring at T'Arvit. Slowly, she put her hand on Chad's shoulder, and Voxu gave her a thumbs up. "The next challenge we face, we will be more prepared for. And we will overcome it."

Chad chuckled to himself, "With a pep talk like that, maybe you're the one who's keeping the crew motivated."

"I performed an analysis and have determined while I have contributed on some level," she withdrew her hand, "The largest single factor in crew improvement has been you, sir."

Chad smiled, "Thanks, T'Arvit." The smile turned sly, "You would have said that even if you didn't perform that analysis, right?"

T'Arvit considered for a moment, "I perform such analysis to avoid lies of that nature." There was a pause, "I prefer to comfort people with objective facts."

Chad chuckled, letting out a breath, "Well if that works for you. Alright!" He said, clapping his hands, "Enough self-pity for the day -- belay that, the year. Voxu, we should definitely follow up on this later. But I'm really worried we're going to have a very upset Apiata soon, nevermind other folks who might have lost friends and family. Or just feel sick of the whole thing." He glanced at T'Arvit, "Schedule more recreational time if needed. Don't let anyone get isolated."

Chad turned back to the window, "We've got a few weeks before my next log upload is due at Mission Control," he said. "The people at Gammon are dying to keep those stars out there safe for us to explore. Let's honor that and go find something amazing."

The stars were already looking brighter.


A/N: Inevitably the Captain's log update after this: Atuin destroyed, Chad disgraced, gg no re
 
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"Chad," Voxu said, "T'Arvit is right. You know almost as well as I do the Licori weren't there in good faith. We had a Councilor to help us out, which is some pretty heavy guns, dude."

Chad shook his head, "She's a Hawk. Do you think that was really the best choice for a peace conference?"

"Yes!" Voxu said, "She is for precisely the reason you think she isn't. Think about it: this is a politician so skilled that she won a seat on a Vulcan world for a militarist faction. And her motives have always been known -- she wanted to avoid a Licori war because she still believes the Romulans are the bigger threat!"

There are not any Hawk Councillors from Vulcan worlds. You can check the list here.
 
I would think that Klingon Intelligence people are as sneaky as Romulans. Their sense of honor would be in terms of helping the Empire achieve victory by whatever means. Besides, inter-House affairs are cloak and dagger stuff, right?

I imagine Klingon intelligence are pretty much James Bond. They kill a lot of people, drink a lot, and make passionate love to dangerous women in the afterglow of the explosions they have caused.
Oh sure there will be the quiet analyst types who see honour and victory in identifying the threats and and decoding intelligence, but Klingon intelligence will be one of the few places where the pop culture stereotype of a spy actually exists.

Actually There is probably a agency distinction between the two types. The brash warrior James Bond types will all be in Military Intelligence, and are basicaly suicide mission commandos, whilst the quieter analyst types will be in the civilian Intel service.
 
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The Price of Failure


A/N: Inevitably the Captain's log update after this: Atuin destroyed, Chad disgraced, gg no re

Loved the Chad part.

The Kortennons...the fact that they not only practice cannibalism, but practice it openly and even televise it, seems over the top even by Dune standards. Granted, it could be that the Licori have a weaker cannibalism taboo than us across the board, in which case the Kortennons might not be such an outlier.

Aside from that detail though, I think you did justice to the book version of Baron Harkonnen. A spiteful and decadent monster, sure, but a competent one. He has genuinely good ideas along with the sadism, and can recognize a weakness (like Starfleet's aversion to personnel loss) and exploit it.
 
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Well, Iron Wolf, my sense of gallows humor compliments you on successfully circumstances that credibly could put a wobble into Adele Chatsworth's voice. Well done... The Chad part was also magnificently Chad. Just for that I'm declaring that Kole and Rebok made it through. ;)

Rebok's character shields are powered by his triceps, you see.

Unfortunately, the Endurance's gym did NOT survive. It was gutted when Rebok's depleted uranium weight plates and dumbbells caught fire. Lessons were Learned.

Also...

[recalculates the probability distribution on the Zwicky-Maloqq-ch'Vohrer entangled redshirt wavefunction]

Now I know one of them is alive and two of them are dead, but I don't know which one(s)...

EDIT:
"Mr. Sulu, Warp Factor Groovy"
Leslie, Sighing:

"This is gonna be the new eighth-weirdest experience of my life, isn't it?"
 
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Loved the Chad part.

The Kortennons...the fact that they not only practice cannibalism, but practice it openly and even televise it, seems over the top even by Dune standards. Granted, it could be that the Licori have a weaker cannibalism taboo than us across the board, in which case the Kortennons might not be such an outlier.

Aside from that detail though, I think you did justice to the book version of Baron Harkonnen. A spiteful and decadent monster, sure, but a competent one. He has genuinely good ideas along with the sadism.
Ty ty, the feedback is always appreciated. Unfortunately I never read Dune but I did read that he's much less subtle in the movies. Having seen the heart plug clip I have to say it's pretty jarring to see that and then read 'cunning manipulator' on Wikipedia; also Sorje used up all the petulant weirdo tokens for this month. :D

You have a good point about the openness of the cannibalism, though. I revised the passage:
The Baron didn't move an centimeter, "This is a disaster. But perhaps we can take some good from it. Bring any commandos my Elite guard captured to me. We will…" he thought for a moment, "Slurp down their skins, broil only the finest cutlets from their living bodies. Crack their bones and suck the marrow out, as Golug threatened to do to you. How does that strike you, Golug?"

The page's tongue felt sluggish in his mouth, now dry as the deserts, "No--"

"--We should broadcast it all to their fleet as a demoralization!" Golug said gleefully.

The Baron clicked his tongue in disapproval, "Golug, do not be foolish. Appearances must be maintained even in these dire times. To so extravagantly confirm our particular interests would only pointlessly arouse the Federation's self-righteous indignation. And if my heir cannot deliver us, it will certainly seal our doom."

"Yes, Baron." Solug said, subdued.

The Baron smiled greasily, "That being said, we must enjoy ourselves. Won't it be delightful if one of the prisoners is the 'pretty savages' the old works mentioned? I have always wished to discover how they taste."

"No prisoners were taken, Baron."
I think this works better. You can imagine Gammon is full of rumors about people who enter the palace and don't come out, adding to the overall air of fear and oppression. Ultimately I'm sticking with cannibalism though because I think it's a fair replacement for Harkonnen's canon uh, evil vices that I don't even want to really try to hint at in fic on a SFW board. I guess maybe he couldn't have an over-the-top evil proclivity?

"Solug, bring me my knitting needles."

"TO STAB THAT GUY WITH??? IN THE EYES?????"

"no jesus I have normal hobbies. i am going to make a scarf."

Well, Iron Wolf, my sense of gallows humor compliments you on successfully circumstances that credibly could put a wobble into Adele Chatsworth's voice. Well done... The Chad part was also magnificently Chad. Just for that I'm declaring that Kole and Rebok made it through. ;)
I'm imagine Chatsworth saw to it personally that the Captain got on one of the escape pods to ensure his safety. So she's probably pretty rattled, to say the least.

Rebok's character shields are powered by his triceps, you see.
Btw, I keep meaning to say, I don't know if it's intentional or not but I appreciate how Rebok's name is one letter off from Reebok. Clearly he needs a Caitian bro named Ad'didas. :V
 
Omake - The Worlds Wonder - Simon_Jester
And now for a little love letter from the clean side of Licori space...


The Worlds Wonder
Chapter One

USS Enterprise
Main Bridge


Nash's stomping grounds as a task force commander were down around Battle Bridge, turning things around from the old days. But for some things? The main bridge had the better sensor displays. She wasn't making excuses to come up here in person. Honest. And didn't she have a right to a few excuses, anyway?

It was all familiar by type, sometimes by the faces- she and the implacable Stol exchanged a quiet nod. Sam ran a great ship, just like Nash had known she would. But she was here to look over sensor readings. Five years- ten- melted as they leaned over the science console together.

A heavy Licori task force from Morshadd. Headed for Ixaria, for Michel's battered fleet; it'd made her ache to listen to the reports of how much damage the Ked Paddah ships had taken, dragging through minefields. Bad enough to stir memories of the day Miracht went down over Geruda. She didn't know if Thuir's fleet could cope with that, or not. For a moment, her mind teetered on a balance point, tipping, tipping-

Tipping faster. A snatch of love song whirled through her, with all its sweet melancholy. She thought she glimpsed a flash of electric blue, sparkling behind the display screen. Memory kissed her mind as the words flashed through her brain. "The world wonders." She knew, now, that her instinct had been right.

"It's a big force," Sam muttered.

Quietly thanking her dream for the memories- and the extra dose of resolve- Nash put on the old, familiar mask. The one that was so close, that fit so comfortably, to her true face. So much so that after all these years, Nash could hardly tell where the captain began and the woman ended. "Not too big." She smiled.

"There's at least four major units, and we're still without the services of the Hood."

"If this is the main Imperial fleet, it's a much larger force than they're expecting in Ixaria. But if we intercept them, we can deal a crippling blow."

Sam's eyebrow went up in the usual way. "We could also lose this entire task force, if it is both Sandworms and two Jackrabbits making up the core of that fleet..." They both knew where this was going; they were arguing for the history books. And Ice, someone had to remember the orders they were going to wind up breaking. A few minutes later, Task Force Two laid in its intercept course.



USS Enterprise
Battle Bridge
A Few Hours Later


Nash settled back into her chair on Battle Bridge, taking up the old slouch. It seemed almost to embrace her, and it would be easy to forget her wider duties. Easy to imagine that things were the same as they'd been five years ago. She'd even gotten back a few of the second-shift bridge crew she'd come to know during her own captaincy- poached to fill a few holes in her staff. It felt so much like coming back to the chair properlyhink.

No. Bad Nash. Think flag officer things! Think... um. Um. Liberty!

She forced herself to concentrate on thinking about something besides just her flagship. Liberty. And her captain. Her complicated captain. On some level, Olesya Sokolova didn't seem to like Starfleet. And Nash was pretty sure the older woman had expected not to like her. Sometimes her reputation was a bad thing. But she'd made sure to turn on what she thought of as the 'modulated' charm, an art she'd been refining for the past four years. Eventually, Sokolova had warmed up.

She was a good explorer captain, and the Earth flagship was a good explorer. Not that anything could ever be like her Enterprise- she stifled the thought. Liberty was a good explorer. Good enough that she was beginning to think the idea she'd had for turning conventional tactics on its head juuuust might work.

The task force's Mirandas and Centaurs had already detached and were starting to snipe at their Licori opposite numbers- scouting this patch of space, looking for any exploitable anomalies or weaknesses in the enemy ships. They were having a tough time of it, what with the pair of Licori cruisers jumping into the mix. From the sound of it they fought on about the same level as a Connie, and that was more firepower than her smaller ships were really equipped to handle. It was time to stop posturing against the pair of Licori battleships and bring her explorers into the fight.

As to how to do that...

"Ms. chim Clunn, put me through to Captain Sokolova." She gave the Tellarite a moment, composing her face and waiting for the Earthling to appear on the viewscreen.

"Yes, Commodore?"

"Some thoughts for when we close with the enemy. I'd like you to form up astern of us, to dorsal. We can break this fight up before it goes south, but we'll need you to cover us when we..."



AHS Pride
House Tartresis Flagship


Straaji Halkh, warmaster of House Tartresis, looked up sharply from the plot. For skirmishing with the lighter, flying-saucer Federation ships, photon torpedoes and plasma cannon were satisfactory. He could face them down all day, with confidence in the outcome.

The two ships closing to join the battle after their posturing mirror-dance against the Emperor's battleships? Those were another matter entirely. But to tip the scale against their weight, he had the strongest weapons of House Tartresis to carry them out. It was time to reveal his House's latest project, under the eyes of the highest authority. Thus would they wipe away the stain of their retreat from the near-sorcery the Bold had faced off Betazed.

He tapped the jeweled communicator-insignia at his throat, a custom gift from the ship's engineer. One, two, three to bypass the ship's switchboard, and automatically relay his words to the mentat Tarenda. "Warmaster to forward magazine. Ready your 'specials.' The enemy battleships approach."

He heard the mentat's voice most clearly, projected as though she stood alongside him, despite the smallness of the device. "Yes! Thank you, milord! We shall save civilization! WITH THE AID... OF MY SECRET WEAPON!"

"Calmly, Tarenda. Calmly." But Halkh said it mildly. She had been working on the quantum warhead booster for seven years, with very little help thanks to the extreme secrecy of the project and the fear of Kortennon spies. Even if they lived through this battle, she didn't have much time left in this world to enjoy the fruits of her victory.

And besides, he was thankful, somehow, that the secret weapon he'd been given was a Tartresis thing, a clean thing, meant for open battle in deep space. Not the baleful, universe-twisting secrets of uncanny Ixira. Nor the ghastly monstrosities so often devised by murderous Kortennon. Unthinkingly, he flexed his jaw, slightly twisting the angry whip-scar he'd carried since his youth- in a Kortennon slave pit.

He'd forgive almost anything, for the quantum-boost torpedo.

"Helm, maneuver us into line with the Venerable. Signals, tell the Beautiful to form up on our flank and fire torpedoes on our mark. As planned." It would help, if they could generate some doubt as to which of the ships was firing the 'specials.'

He watched approvingly as his bridge crew set up the maneuvers, plotted them on the main boards. Nodded. Gestured with one hand.

"Execute!"
 
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Ty ty, the feedback is always appreciated. Unfortunately I never read Dune but I did read that he's much less subtle in the movies. Having seen the heart plug clip I have to say it's pretty jarring to see that and then read 'cunning manipulator' on Wikipedia; also Sorje used up all the petulant weirdo tokens for this month. :D

You have a good point about the openness of the cannibalism, though. I revised the passage:
The Baron didn't move an centimeter, "This is a disaster. But perhaps we can take some good from it. Bring any commandos my Elite guard captured to me. We will…" he thought for a moment, "Slurp down their skins, broil only the finest cutlets from their living bodies. Crack their bones and suck the marrow out, as Golug threatened to do to you. How does that strike you, Golug?"

The page's tongue felt sluggish in his mouth, now dry as the deserts, "No--"

"--We should broadcast it all to their fleet as a demoralization!" Golug said gleefully.

The Baron clicked his tongue in disapproval, "Golug, do not be foolish. Appearances must be maintained even in these dire times. To so extravagantly confirm our particular interests would only pointlessly arouse the Federation's self-righteous indignation. And if my heir cannot deliver us, it will certainly seal our doom."

"Yes, Baron." Solug said, subdued.

The Baron smiled greasily, "That being said, we must enjoy ourselves. Won't it be delightful if one of the prisoners is the 'pretty savages' the old works mentioned? I have always wished to discover how they taste."

"No prisoners were taken, Baron."
I think this works better. You can imagine Gammon is full of rumors about people who enter the palace and don't come out, adding to the overall air of fear and oppression. Ultimately I'm sticking with cannibalism though because I think it's a fair replacement for Harkonnen's canon uh, evil vices that I don't even want to really try to hint at in fic on a SFW board. I guess maybe he couldn't have an over-the-top evil proclivity?

"Solug, bring me my knitting needles."

"TO STAB THAT GUY WITH??? IN THE EYES?????"

"no jesus I have normal hobbies. i am going to make a scarf."


I'm imagine Chatsworth saw to it personally that the Captain got on one of the escape pods to ensure his safety. So she's probably pretty rattled, to say the least.


Btw, I keep meaning to say, I don't know if it's intentional or not but I appreciate how Rebok's name is one letter off from Reebok. Clearly he needs a Caitian bro named Ad'didas. :V

Its kinda funny. I was actually starting to warm up to the idea that cannibalism - perhaps as a ritual, funerary practice - is just A Thing for the Licori, and that the Kortennons using it as a threat, while deviant, isn't especially shocking to Licori sensibilities.

Also, as I've said before, one of my biggest annoyances with Dune was that the text kept bringing up Baron Harkonnen's pedophillia even though it didn't have any bearing on his role in the story. I don't think he needs a replacement vice in this version, I just don't see how it could ever be relevant.


EDIT: also, film Harkonnen was basically a parody of book Harkonnen. In the book, while the text's constant harping on his vices was weird and obstructive, he was nonetheless characterized as a cunning politician and an innovative military commander outside of that. In the movie, they took away the competence and left only the cartoon villainy, and even exaggerated it (the heart plug thing wasn't in the book, he was just a "normal" pedophile).
 
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Could be that it's Just A Thing for some highly specific Licori cultures, without being A Thing for all of them?

It could be, like, the Licori equivalent of sky burial. Rare and weird but not unheard of.

I say this mainly because I just wrote Straaji Halkh, my first attempt at a sympathetic Licori character, and I can't really imagine him chowing down on deceased relatives. :p

I'm imagine Chatsworth saw to it personally that the Captain got on one of the escape pods to ensure his safety. So she's probably pretty rattled, to say the least.
Well, Adele's the kind of woman who's brains can be metaphorically on fire without her calm slipping very much. You really have to get through her guard for it to show in her voice, hence my sense of gallows-humor applauding with impress-ment that you pulled it off.

Btw, I keep meaning to say, I don't know if it's intentional or not but I appreciate how Rebok's name is one letter off from Reebok. Clearly he needs a Caitian bro named Ad'didas. :V
Very much deliberate.

I just couldn't help but be entertained by the idea of a Vulcan bodybuilder. Vulcans are supposed to be so tremendously strong even when we hardly ever see them engaged in physical exercise. Sure, they probably eat optimally logical diets and all, but still. So I have to wonder, with a certain sense of shock and awe, just how strong a Vulcan who actively took up weight-lifting as their main hobby would be.
 
Is there really a need to make the Licori appear even more barbarian/evil than they already do? Making them cannibals seems honestly a bit much and completely unnecessary and unlikely to lead to a interesting or well constructed narrative...
 
That's why I'm going with suggesting that there are some individual Licori subcultures that practice ritual cannibalism (which is equally true of humanity), but that it isn't a normal trait of the species as a whole.

It is ALSO why I keep writing Tartresis characters. :p

[I might try Ixara or Bene characters or whatever, but I don't feel like I have a good handle on them]
 
That's why I'm going with suggesting that there are some individual Licori subcultures that practice ritual cannibalism (which is equally true of humanity), but that it isn't a normal trait of the species as a whole.

It is ALSO why I keep writing Tartresis characters. :p

[I might try Ixara or Bene characters or whatever, but I don't feel like I have a good handle on them]

It would have to be more common than sky burials etc if we're expecting it to play any role in making the Kortennons' behavior less unbelievable.

It could be that its a semi-mainstream practice on Gammon specifically, and perhaps among the Morshadd ethnic group that most of the original Gammon colonists came from. The Kortennons just weaponized it and made it worse along with everything else in their domain.

This could also mean that other Licori nobles respond to reports of Kortennon cannibalism with "eh, Gammon, that's just normal for them" when in fact what the Kortennons are doing is very much not normal.
 
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Its kinda funny. I was actually starting to warm up to the idea that cannibalism - perhaps as a ritual, funerary practice - is just A Thing for the Licori, and that the Kortennons using it as a threat, while deviant, isn't especially shocking to Licori sensibilities.
Hm. Text-as-edited can have it either way, I think. Baron Kortennon is probably correct that sending video of him eating Starfleet officers to Starfleet is not a good idea, especially if they lose, which he no doubt realizes is the likely outcome. Unless Licori Sting pulls off a Big Win, of course.

Also, as I've said before, one of my biggest annoyances with Dune was that the text kept bringing up Baron Harkonnen's pedophillia even though it didn't have any bearing on his role in the story. I don't think he needs a replacement vice in this version, I just don't see how it could ever be relevant.
"Bring me my knitting needles," said Baron Kortennon quite cannibalistically, as he cannibalized parts from a can opener to make a cannibal-device.

e: because if I'm not being clear, he's a cannibal. He ate forty people. That's as many as four tens! And that's cannibalism.
 
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