DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Couldn't resist. I present, for your consideration: An Adaptation of a Favourite Scene.
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Himeko Nara was, by now, well accustomed to the practice of hiding her annoyance by politely sipping from an exquisite porcelain tea cup courtesy of Todai's Tea Appreciation Club. Of late, she'd been drinking a lot of tea while in the company of Jun Haga. The idealistic young girl was nominally her superior, being the duly elected representative of the Toshima Group to the Tokyo Mahou Shoujo Gikai, while Himeko herself was merely the longstanding de facto head of the Council's administrative department, and thus it behooved her to maintain the veneer of polite deference - no matter how difficult Miss Haga sometimes made that.
"...of course it isn't completely confirmed, yet, but at least one girl saw it first hand in Sendai!" Representative Haga's tone was as unabashedly enthusiastic as one might expect from someone of her age and lack of experience. "And if it is true - well, I don't have to tell you what that could mean, Himeko! Just think of it; no more competition, no more territories, no more need for everyone to be all angry and snarly at each other! It would certainly make my job a lot easier. Oh, I can't wait to tell everyone!"
"Miss Haga," Himeko began, ensuring her own manner conveyed all of the sororal concern and indulgent patience that she didn't actually feel, "Perhaps it would be wiser to wait for an official agreement to be reached, before making any premature announcements?"
"But the Council never agrees on anything!" Jun Haga may be inexperienced, Himeko reflected to herself, but she was at least bright enough to pick up on that particular truism more quickly than most. "Besides, I can't just keep something this big secret from everyone: what's the good of a representative if I don't keep my friends informed about stuff like this?"
What indeed? Himeko pointedly did not interject.
"I have to tell them something!" Jun concluded passionately.
"With respect, representative, you have to tell them nothing. In fact, I would advise you be as circumspect as you possibly can on this subject - both with your constituents in Toshima, and with magical girls in general." Another sip of tea as the girl across from her blinked incredulously.
"Huh? Are you saying I should lie?"
"Oh, not you, representative, no!" Himeko plastered a winning smile on her face.
"But...I have to give a report when I go home tomorrow." Jun's tone become somewhat sharper - despite her innocent persona, she was gradually learning to recognize that particular tone from the senior administrator. "So if not me, who are you saying should lie?"
"...sleeping dogs, representative." The tea really was quite good, today.
"I'm sorry, Himeko, but I can't do that." Oh no. Now the little girl had that look in her eyes. "Something this important can't just be brushed under the rug - I'm going to call a meeting of all the Toshima girls as soon as I get home."
"Miss Haga, let me give you some advice on some of the fundamental rules of successful government:" Carefully now, not too preachy, Himeko, "Never look into anything you don't have to, never set up an inquiry unless you know in advance what its findings will be, and never release information that has even the slightest possibility of reflecting poorly upon you at a later date."
"Himeko, this isn't a normal situation! If this 'Sabrina' really can do what the rumors claim she can, we're not talking territory regulations and seed allocation committees, we're talking about right and wrong!"
"You may be, representative, but I am not;" Himeko allowed a small smirk to twitch out from behind her steepled hands, "It would would be a serious misuse of government time."
The pout she got from Jun in reply was undoubtedly supposed to be cute, but the administration department head continued speaking unmoved.
"Government isn't about morality, miss Haga, it is about stability. Keeping things going; preventing anarchy - stopping society falling to pieces, and still being here tomorrow."
"What for?" Jun furrowed her eyebrows.
"I beg your pardon? I believe I just explained..."
"No, I mean, what's the actual point of this whole Council system, if it isn't to do good?" The younger girl was now staring at Himeko in vague confusion. "A true grief cleanser could do so much good for so many people, and..."
"Representative Haga, government isn't concerned with good and evil, it is concerned exclusively with order and chaos. I'm sure I don't have to explain to you how such a dramatic upset to existing structures could induce the latter."
"And it's in order for everyone to spend their whole lives hunting monsters just to survive?"
Himeko shrugged expansively.
"And you don't care?" Clearly, the young representative was having some illusions shattered throughout the course of this conversation, but that was perhaps for the better.
"It isn't my job to care, Miss Haga - that is the role of elected representatives, such as yourself. I am, after all, a humble functionary: my job is to carry out Council policy."
"Even if you think it's wrong?" Jun seemed more puzzled than upset, now - as if she were trying to figure Himeko out.
"Well, almost all Council policy is wrong," This time, it was another wry grin that was concealed behind the teacup. "But frightfully well carried out."
Well thats accurate for just about every single large organization ever.