Mrs. Akemi: *kicks down the door* Homura-chan! I'm sorry! *hugs Homura and everyone* Please don't file for emancipation! ;___;
Homura: .... .................................... How did you find this apartment?
Mrs. Akemi: GPS tracking application in your phone... actually there's one house that you spend a LOT of time at... do you have a friend?
Sabrina: ah you must mean Madoka!
Homura: Sabrina wait-
Mrs. Akemi: So its a girl~
My brain is making this off the cuff version of Homura's mom emotional as a counter point to Homura herself... all lulz. Of course not I'm just picturing her complaining about her boss while working overtime but she CAN'T refuse since she needs the overtime to pay for Homura-chan.
Homura: "There's a tracker in my phone?"
Mrs. Akemi: "Also on your shoes."
Homura: "..."
Mrs. Akemi: "And in your hair. And in your arm. And one besides your heart, since, you know, the doctors were doing surgery and I figured 'why not?'"
Homura: [DAWNING REALIZATION]
Sabrina: "God
dayum, Homu, I knew you had to get that from
someone."
Mr. Akemi: "Sorry I'm late, everyone."
Mr. Akemi: *Puffs cigar*
Mr. Akemi: "Good afternoon, daughter, I'm sorry for having been absent in your life, have a belated birthday gift to make up for it."
Mr. Akemi: *Hands Homura a gun*
Homura: *Blinks*
Homura: *Does a full check up on the gun*
Homura: *Balefully stares at new dad*
Homura: "Do I look so cheap as to be bougth with a Beretta M9?"
Mr. Akemi: *Puffs cigar* "Oh, ho-ho, well, as a special many-birthdays gift, I could have a Gibbs-Farquharson shipped right away."
Sabrina: *Opens mouth*
Homura: *Tsks* "I prefer automatic guns. I wouldn't say no to a typewriter."
Sabrina: *Raises finger*
Mr. Akemi: "My girl knows what guns she likes. We meet for the first time in years and I'm already so proud. You wouldn't say no to a Smith & Wesson, would you?"
Homura: "..."
Homura: *Smiles*
Sabrina: *Gapes*
Homura: "Where are my manners?" *Hairflips* "Please come in and feel at home, mom, dad."
*The Akemis enter Homura's apartment*
Sabrina: *Gapes*
Mrs. Akemi: "Are you coming in?"
Sabrina: *Gapes*
Homura: "It's just the brain damage. Let her be. She'll be fine in a moment."
Mrs. Akemi: "Oh, dear..." *Closes door*
Sabrina: *Gapes*