Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuysssssssssss... I figured it ooooooooooooooooout...

Sayaka's eye powers.

And no, it turns out it's not the amazing power of the Sharinganigans.
"Anyway," you continue by telepathy rather than shout over the wind. "You could also use that eyesight power you got, see if you can spot a Witch? You definitely want to use it during the hunt - maybe make a clone dedicated to using it, then you can watch yourself for mistakes to correct?"

"Yeah, good idea," Sayaka says. "Watching myself... I really wonder what kinda Wish that girl had."


I figured, since Sayaka wonders about Miyako's Wish... maybe she used to see the world like this:

And wished to see the world like this:
So that's what the Wish was.

She Wished to see the world how physicist see it.

Sayaka can now learn to understand everything mathematically.
 
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuysssssssssss... I figured it ooooooooooooooooout...

Sayaka's eye powers.

And no, it turns out it's not the amazing power of the Sharinganigans.



I figured, since Sayaka wonders about Miyako's Wish... maybe she used to see the world like this:

And wished to see the world like this:
So that's what the Wish was.

She Wished to see the world how physicist see it.

Sayaka can now learn to understand everything mathematically.
So you're saying that Miyako is the Number Meguca?
 
This seems very difficult to operationalize. Where exactly is the line between "Harmful" and "Damaging", or between "Gave" and "Catastrophic" damage?

Like in real life, it's the call of whoever is classifying. Those are more or less the same definitions used by the US DoD. The DoD has entire volumes of documentation to help people decide on classification - but it still ultimately comes down to the person labelling the document and their judgement.

Yeah, it's not exactly cut and dry, but it isn't supposed to be.
 
Like in real life, it's the call of whoever is classifying. Those are more or less the same definitions used by the US DoD. The DoD has entire volumes of documentation to help people decide on classification - but it still ultimately comes down to the person labelling the document and their judgement.

Yeah, it's not exactly cut and dry, but it isn't supposed to be.
They only have four distinct levels, not seven, for a reason. If the decision is arbitrary judgement then having fine grained levels just gives you the illusion of precision.
 
And there is definitely not a secret level of classification so secret even the existence of it is classified to that level of secrecy, as are any documents classified such, including the legal framework for the classification itself which is above top secret.
 
Sayaka: ... sooo that secret Sabrina?
Sabrina: Oh yeah sorry I was thinking how we should classify stuff like Indigo Alpha Secret.....
Sayaka: ... *sigh*
 
Sayaka: ... sooo that secret Sabrina?
Sabrina: Oh yeah sorry I was thinking how we should classify stuff like Indigo Alpha Secret.....
Sayaka: ... *sigh*
I wanted to make a joke here but my hand slipped, sorry.

Two friends leaned against a wall of an spacious ballroom. They were well dressed for the occasion, as was everyone else who mingled around the room.

"You know, when you said 'Secret Sabrina', I was expecting... something else."

"What?" smirked Sabrina, sipping at a tall glass, "did you expect there to be a 'secret' version of me going around plotting our downfall or something?"

"In my defense," the bleunette rolled her eyes, "you gave us literally no context."

"Shhh! It's starting!"

Both sets of blue eyes turned to the wall opposite to them.

Mami walked onto a raised dais, dressed in an splendid long dress. Her eyes quickly found Sabrina's, and they shared a smile. And a wave from the white haired girl.

"Good evening, everybody!" called Mami, drawing the attention of everyone present.

A hush fell across the ballroom.

"I'm glad to have you all here tonight," smiled the blonde, "when we invited literally everybody we would like to have with us for a party, we didn't actually expect for literally everybody to show up," she winked, to a few good natured laughs. "That said, even though this has grown out of proportion rather quickly, there was one strange reason we wanted everyone to meet, and that is the next event of the night! Ladies and gentlemen, I present you... The Secret Sabrina Event!"

A huge screen flashed on behind her, the words "Secret Sabrina" shining cheerfully at the crowd.

The reactions were mixed. Some of the guests giggled, not understanding what was going on; other groaned and threw Sabrina reproachful looks, which she returned all smiles and waves.

"Let me explain!" Mami practically bounced on the stage. "The rules of 'Secret Sabrina' are simple: Our assistants are equipped with lottery machines, from which each guest will pick one ball; when they open it, they'll find the name of someone inside this room."

The golden Magical Girl leaned forward towards her audience, clasping her hands together under her chin.

"As we all know, our friend Sabrina is known for her willingness to make friends and hug people, so you are all expected to give a nice, big hug to the person whose name you pull out!"

Maybe, just maybe a different crowd would have felt the game was obnoxious and improper, but the particular group of people in that room? Collective groans happened. Laughs, too.

They knew their hosts.

"Sue me," smiled Sayaka, "I didn't expect a pun on 'Secret Santa', of all things."

"Would you say it doesn't make sense?" Sabrina's eyes moved from Mami to Sayaka as the blonde left the stage.

"From you? Nah," blue eyes shut for a moment. "It totally does."

"Ciao!" greeted a cheerful Kazumi, swaying her way to stand besides the blue eyed girls, a spinning lottery machine in her hands. "Sayaka, Sabrina, nice party!" both girls returned her greeting with almost as much enthusiasm. "I think it's time for your fates to be unveiled!"

Sabrina laughed and spun the machine.

Sayaka sent her an odd look.

"... What?" she asked, "think it's odd for 'Sabrina' to be someone's 'Secret Sabrina'?"

"No..." muttered Sayaka, "if anything, that makes too much sense."

"Good luck!" wished them Kazumi after they got their random prizes. "Don't tell me what you've got, wouldn't want to ruin the secret if you got me!" she winked and moved on.

Nodding after her, both girls opened their prizes, revealing twin, folded slips of paper.

"What," all cheer drained from Sayaka's tone.

"Hmm?" questioned Sabrina, looking up from her own target.

The bleunette glared, holding her slip so her friend could read it. It read:

'Mikuni Oriko'

"You fucking rigged this," accused the irate bleunette.

"Hey," Sabrina raised her hands defensively, her paper slip reading 'Tachibana Sakura'. "... I can't confirm nor deny this accusation."

"The fuck I would hug Mikuni, of all people."

Confronted with a snarl ugly enough to make children cry, the white haired girl put on her best smile.

"Well, wouldn't you say it's in theme with the event?"

"F..." Sayaka bit her lip, visibly restraining herself, "and what theme is that?"

"... To forgive our enemies and make friends," said Sabrina softly.

"Yeah," scoffed Sayaka, "maybe you'd like doing that, but Oriko burned down my house," she gritted her teeth, "why would I want to forgive her?"

"I'm not saying you don't have reasons to hate her-"

"Duh."

"But what about reasons to not hate her?" asked the Grief controller with a finger raised.

Sayaka blinked.

"What sort of question is that?" she snapped. "Why would I want to not hate her? And don't give me some Disney crap."

"Well," Sabrina shrugged, holding onto her smile, "because she wants you to hate her?"

Sayaka's mouth opened a closed.

"What."

Sabrina hummed, leaning further against the wall, throwing a look around the room before turning her attention back to her frowning friend.

"You know she did that as a way to save your life, right?"

"Yeah," spat Sayaka, "and that's supposed to make some sort of fucked up sense."

"Or it's supposed to make sense of something else."

The bleunette blinked. Scowled. Made a 'go on' gesture.

"See," Sabrina sighed, "all the bad things Oriko did, blowing up my leg, having Hitomi's wrist broken, burning down your home... all those actions were chosen to do something good... in the worst way possible."

Sayaka scoffed. "Because Mikuni wants us to hate her?"

"Rather," Sabrina's head tilted, "it would make the hate make sense."

Sayaka took a deep breath.

"You're not making sense."

"OK," shrugged the Grief controller, "you know about Mikuni Hisaomi."

A nod.

"And how the general populace... reacted."

"Yeah."

"Then..." Sabrina's finger rubbed on the rim of her glass, "you know the fact Oriko would be hated was never in question."

"So what?" muttered Sayaka. "The more, the gloomier?"

"Heh, no," the white haired girl shook her head, "rather, at least you hate her for something she did. So it's fair."

"That's your point?" shouted Sayaka, drawing a few looks.

She grunted and took a step back as soon as she noticed, and both her and Sabrina smiled at the crows until they returned to their own business.

Of course, that just meant they would be looking from the corner of their eyes instead. Everyone loved gossip.

"Doesn't it make sense?" asked Sabrina, lowering her tone. "When the world drops so much shit on your shoulders that you can't handle it... you would at least want to have something work right?"

An explosive sigh left Sayaka.

"So if the world hates you," she spoke, weary, "if you deserve that hate, then everything's right with the world?"

"Nobody should be hated for doing good things," shrugged Sabrina. "But if the good is only a consequence of something worse..."

"Then the world works," finished Sayaka.

Silence dropped around the two of them. A little bubble of contemplation amidst a world of laughs, cheering, gossip, and hugs.

Sabrina smiled as she spotted Kazumi glomping one Tsuruya Yuki, only to then let go, make an excuse about getting the wrong person, and go hug someone else. Which happened to be Nakano Mika. Which also happened to not be the name she had pulled randomly. Oops.

The air controller's arms snapped before the red eyed girl could get away and pulled her into a choking strong hug. At least going by the way Kazumi choked and pulled at Mika's arm with all her might, laughing all the way.

"You know what?" mumbled Sayaka suddenly. "Whatever. Later," she said, walking away.

She was immediately replaced by Hitomi and Kyousuke.

"Hey Sabrina, thank you for inviting us," greeted the greenette, echoed by the violinist.

"Thank yourself," smiled the Grief controller, "you got us this place," she gestured all around with her by now empty glass.

Hitomi bowed her head demurely.

"It's still nice, how you can move this many people, and have it feel like we're all friends. Have you thought of going into politics?"

Sabrina snorted. "Have I thought of going into politics?" she shook her head. "Better not." After a moment, she commented, "I hope everyone's having fun."

"Miss Akemi seemed uncomfortable about the... event," commented Kyousuke.

Sabrina's eyes snapped to Hitomi's. "Was she OK?"

"How did y- of course," green eyes blinked, "you rigged it. Well... I'm honored you trust me with her, I know how close friends you two are. To answer your question," Hitomi adopted a thinking pose, one hand on her hip, the other holding her chin, "Homura seemed... resigned to the idea of having hugs, as if it was something she's been enduring for a while?"

Sabrina shrugged at the greenette's raised eyebrow. "Guilty as charged," she cheerfully condemned herself.

"... That girl didn't get enough hugs in her life, did she?"

Sabrina sighed, before spotting something, or rather someone. "Excuse me," she nodded to Hitomi and Kyousuke, "I believe the music's about to start."

Receiving nods in return, she walked towards an approaching Mami Tomoe.

Hitomi smiled as she watched her friends meet in an embrace.

"Shall we?" she offered her elbow to the boy standing with her.

"Of course," he bowed and took the offered arm. "I do wish they'd let me play a song..." he commented as they lost themselves amongst the crowd.



In another part of the room, a glass door opened.

The fresh night air blew into the bleunette as she stepped out into a massive balcony.

A couple of girls, leaning against the railing, stopped the chatting, turning to look at the intruder.

The black haired one of the two frowned, annoyed, but glanced surprised at her silver haired partner when she said something.

The black haired girl huffed a breath, but smiled good naturedly, stood on the tip of her toes to share a kiss with her partner, and broke away, going back inside.

Kirika brushed past Sayaka without comment, closing the door behind herself.

She looked back for a moment, watching Sayaka warily approach Oriko, saying something she couldn't make out due to the sheer noise inside the ballroom...

She looked away. Oriko would be fine.

Kirika drew a slip of paper from a non-existent pocket. Now, if only she knew who 'Koizumi Aki' was...
 
"... I can't say I understand," bit out Sayaka. "Well, maybe I understand a little, and that's why I understand that I don't really understand, if that makes sense."

"Are we still talking about me burning down your home," drawled Oriko, "with your parents and you inside?"

Sayaka grit her teeth.

"No."

"Maybe about Kirika pushing your friend-"

"No," bit out Sayaka. "We're not doing this. You're not doing that. No. Shut up."

The silver haired girl frowned.

"I don't hate you," Sayaka frowned back, "I can't, not when you're like a dumb, angry puppy that won't stop lashing out at people even though they hurt her for it."

Oriko blinked slowly, taken aback. "... What did you just call me?"

"So yeah," the bleunette bullrushed past the question, "in the spirit of the party, I guess I can say this much: I don't hate you."

Sayaka shrugged, then she stepped towards the befuddled Seer and threw her arms around her.

Oriko stood still for a moment, before her arms slowly rose to return the hug.

Sayaka mumbled something against the taller girl's shoulder.

"Excuse me?" asked Oriko.

"I said," Sayaka shifted her head so she could talk clearly, and repeated, "this doesn't make us friends."

Sayaka grinned.



Kirika smiled brightly, happy having accomplished her mission. She didn't get why that Aki girl trembled and sweated and stuttered when she got her surprise hugs... wait, maybe she, no, she couldn't...

The black haired stopped, biting her lip deep in thought.

Could that Aki girl like her? Poor girl, Kirika would have to be gentle when she let her down.

Sighing, Kirika stepped back out onto the balcony.

Which was completely devoid of people.

"Oriko?" she called out, looking around.

A muffled sound reached her ears.

"What?" asked Kirika, stepping away from the ballroom and all the noise coming from there.

"Down here!"

The black haired girl ran over to the railing, where the voice of her Ojou seemed to come from, and leaned half her body over it, looking down to find...

Oriko seated on a bench on a small garden, staring placidly up at her.

"What are you doing down there?" asked Kirika before jumping down, landing in a crouch.

"... I felt like taking a break from the party."

The black haired girl's head tilted.

"Uh, OK," she said as she plomped herself besides her girlfriend.

The Kures, as they were known, leaned comfortably on each other, staring up at the moon.

"Oriko?"

"Yes, dear?"

"Why is there grass on your hair?"

"... It's nothing."
 
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"... I can't say I understand," bit out Sayaka. "Well, maybe I understand a little, and that's why I understand that I don't really understand, if that makes sense."

"Are we still talking about me burning down your home," drawled Oriko, "with your parents and you inside?"

Sayaka grit her teeth.

"No."

"Maybe about Kirika pushing your friend-"

"No," bit out Sayaka. "We're not doing this. You're not doing that. No. Shut up."

The silver haired girl frowned.

"I don't hate you," Sayaka frowned back, "I can't, not when you're like a dumb, angry puppy that won't stop lashing out at people even though they hurt her for it."

Oriko blinked slowly, taken aback. "... What did you just call me?"

"So yeah," the bleunette bullrushed past the question, "in the spirit of the party, I guess I can say this much: I don't hate you."

Sayaka shrugged, then she stepped towards the befuddled Seer and threw her arms around her.

Oriko stood still for a moment, before her arms slowly rose to return the hug.

Sayaka mumbled something against the taller girl's shoulder.

"Excuse me?" asked Oriko.

"I said," Sayaka shifted her head so she could talk clearly, and repeated, "this doesn't make us friends."

Sayaka grinned.



Kirika smiled brightly, happy having accomplished her mission. She didn't get why that Aki girl trembled and sweated and stuttered when she got her surprise hugs... wait, maybe she, no, she couldn't...

The black haired stopped, biting her lip deep in thought.

Could that Aki girl like her? Poor girl, Kirika would have to be gentle when she let her down.

Sighing, Kirika stepped back out onto the balcony.

Which was completely devoid of people.

"Oriko?" she called out, looking around.

A muffled sound reached her ears.

"What?" asked Kirika, stepping away from the ballroom and all the noise coming from there.

"Down here!"

The black haired girl ran over to the railing, where the voice of her Ojou seemed to come from, and leaned half her body over it, looking down to find...

Oriko seated on a bench on a small garden, staring placidly up at her.

"What are you doing down there?" asked Kirika before jumping down, landing in a crouch.

"... I felt like taking a break from the party."

The black haired girl's head tilted.

"Uh, OK," she said as she plomped herself besides her girlfriend.

The Kures, as they were known, leaned comfortably on each other, staring up at the moon.

"Oriko?"

"Yes, dear?"

"Why is there grass on your hair?"

"... It's nothing."

So you chose to both hug Oriko and satisfy her self-recrimination hard-on.
Okay.
 
The question is how good were Sayaka's rolls.

And she lose any arms?

On one hand, her shit luck, and karma's love of messing with her, implies a severe malus to all rolls.

On the other, prolonged exposure to Sabrina's fate-breaker aura (I assume we have something like that, considering we're able to casually flaunt the balance of Hope & Despair) should take care of the latter.

Sayaka'd still have the shit luck, though.
 
They only have four distinct levels, not seven, for a reason. If the decision is arbitrary judgement then having fine grained levels just gives you the illusion of precision.

I did the 7 just to get it to map to the Paranoia-style system. The main point I was trying to make was that these sorts of systems are never 'if it's this, then it's this level'

Actually - most of the time, you classify something based on what it's related to (since this sort of work is never in a vacuum) so maybe map it to existing bits of data?

Unclassified = as dangerous as telling people about magic

Confindental = as dangerous as telling people our address

Secret = As dangerous as telling people the lich bomb

Top secret = as dangerous as telling people the witch bomb

SCI = Telling Homura the potential bomb
 
I did the 7 just to get it to map to the Paranoia-style system. The main point I was trying to make was that these sorts of systems are never 'if it's this, then it's this level'

Actually - most of the time, you classify something based on what it's related to (since this sort of work is never in a vacuum) so maybe map it to existing bits of data?

Unclassified = as dangerous as telling people about magic

Confindental = as dangerous as telling people our address

Secret = As dangerous as telling people the lich bomb

Top secret = as dangerous as telling people the witch bomb

SCI = Telling Homura the potential bomb
Unspeakable = Telling Homura about Madokami and Rebellion.

WTF = Telling Kyubey anything rated secret or higher which it doesn't already know.
 
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Is this someone we've seen before, or did you make her up?
She was one of the lucky meguca to get a snarling Best Buddy perched on them ready to claw them if they twitched.

EDIT: Hm... in the end 'Yes' got almost double as many votes as the railing option, so I guess that Yes+railing option is non-canon to the omake kingdom now.
 
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