Just make everything TOP SECRET like a real government
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DB_Explorer
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- Location
- San Diego, California
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- He/Him
Just make everything TOP SECRET like a real government
... Sabrina: *classifies stash of Mami pictures as ULTRA TOP SECERT*
The Narrator
Disembodied Voice
- Location
- Somewhere Offscreen
The thing is, leaks spread. So if it's something that Kyubey can't be allowed to know, then we need to put very careful restrictions on who can be told to ensure that it isn't said carelessly. There really couldn't be any BLUE or GREEN or even YELLOW information that needs to be kept from Kyubey, because anything that widespread he will hear. Likewise, ULTRAVIOLET information may only be specifically damaging to Homura, but telling anybody else exponentially increases the risk of it getting back to either Homura or Kyubey.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
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- He/Him
I was using the keep it from KB thing as an example. Most information that we can't let KB know would likely also be VERY unwelcome in anyone elses hands
- Location
- USA, Midworld world line
Try to keep the Sayaka talk as a personal impact statement, first.
If we tell her "you could become evil" that is serious talk for her.
Telling her "you will likely not date Kyosuke" is at least half right, and clever.
I support the statement that "you will probably become like Homura and Niko in the ways you don't like." Thanks, golden.
All these we can say right now.
Nothing much else we can say, except to schedule for later.
Try to be good without me! Taking a break for ~five days.
Our Privacy Construct is obviously going to go Retro television.
Sabrina stars in the reboot of "Get Smart" as a web drama.
If we tell her "you could become evil" that is serious talk for her.
Telling her "you will likely not date Kyosuke" is at least half right, and clever.
I support the statement that "you will probably become like Homura and Niko in the ways you don't like." Thanks, golden.
All these we can say right now.
Nothing much else we can say, except to schedule for later.
Try to be good without me! Taking a break for ~five days.
Our Privacy Construct is obviously going to go Retro television.
Sabrina stars in the reboot of "Get Smart" as a web drama.
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The Narrator
Disembodied Voice
- Location
- Somewhere Offscreen
Information at ORANGE level (e.g. the metabomb) and higher is when we start using timestop and privacy spheres to keep Kyubey from learning it, and sharing with only trusted people.
Although the witchbomb is an oddity, being RED despite being known to Kyubey and a number of meguca that we wouldn't otherwise trust with secrets. It's really only RED to protect Mami and others from the psychological effects of knowing it. However, dewitching experiments should definitely also be classified RED and obscured from Kyubey if it's not too late.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
You know guys it was a joke at first - since Sabrina has all these secerts.
Hence the semi-serious caveats. - I did not expect anyone to make a semi-proper system. -__-
Actually I wonder if Sayaka's clones 'transmit' over means KB can't hear. So if we whsiper to Sayaka clone A, Sayaka Clone B can report what was heard or Sayaka Prime can listen in.
Secure Sayaka Based Comms!
I say we codename it angel : P
Hence the semi-serious caveats. - I did not expect anyone to make a semi-proper system. -__-
Actually I wonder if Sayaka's clones 'transmit' over means KB can't hear. So if we whsiper to Sayaka clone A, Sayaka Clone B can report what was heard or Sayaka Prime can listen in.
Secure Sayaka Based Comms!
I say we codename it angel : P
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Witch Case Number 287: Mnemnosyne
Puella Magi ID: UNKNOWN
Active Since: UNKNOWN (Earliest verified 1982, See Hanover_1982.07.11)
Region of Activity: Global
Threat Level: Moderate
Priority: C Class
The Witch of Regret, Mnemnosyne longs to fade away, such that noone in the world knows of her existence.
This takes the form of an aggressively spreading effect that initially targets those with information about the witch and removes those memories, but then spreads to removing memories of the initial targets from secondary infectees, and memories of secondary targets from tertiary affiliates. No spread past three degrees of separation has yet been noted.
The effect is global in scope, and extremely potent - only Class A* memory augments or antimagic applied immediately are effective, and after 16 hours full restoration of lost information is impossible with any currently known ability set. (See: Moscow_2017.12.03)
The inability to recover lost information with Postcognition or Temporal Intervention implies a mechanism operating on a deeper level then mere memory modification. Some degree of retrocausal event alteration may be occuring, though the inconsistencies between memories of affected and unaffected individuals complicate this hypothesis.
Beyond this, there is also a marked tendency for any physical evidence of the witch to be lost or destroyed at a significantly abberant rate - this is speculated to be the result of the witches familiars. This particular file needed to be reconstructed at least 3 times prior to the creation of DISCO PANTHER protocols.
The abberant power of the witch may indicate it is a conglomerate, although due to its abilities no confirmation of this has yet been made - it may instead have spawned from a single magical girl of exceeding potential.
The Incubator claims to have no information on contractees that could spawn such a witch, but it is unclear if this is intentional misdirection or if the Incubator has also had its memory altered. (See: Transcript I_W4091)
At the present moment, with no confirmed location and no actable information about Mnemnosyne, there are no active efforts to capture her for LAZARUS. When PROJECT SCANTRON reaches completion, further developed reality/memory/time anchoring effects may make capture and phase change plausible.
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See: Full Mnemnosyne Incident List
See: List of Active Witches
Puella Magi ID: UNKNOWN
Active Since: UNKNOWN (Earliest verified 1982, See Hanover_1982.07.11)
Region of Activity: Global
Threat Level: Moderate
Priority: C Class
The Witch of Regret, Mnemnosyne longs to fade away, such that noone in the world knows of her existence.
This takes the form of an aggressively spreading effect that initially targets those with information about the witch and removes those memories, but then spreads to removing memories of the initial targets from secondary infectees, and memories of secondary targets from tertiary affiliates. No spread past three degrees of separation has yet been noted.
The effect is global in scope, and extremely potent - only Class A* memory augments or antimagic applied immediately are effective, and after 16 hours full restoration of lost information is impossible with any currently known ability set. (See: Moscow_2017.12.03)
The inability to recover lost information with Postcognition or Temporal Intervention implies a mechanism operating on a deeper level then mere memory modification. Some degree of retrocausal event alteration may be occuring, though the inconsistencies between memories of affected and unaffected individuals complicate this hypothesis.
Beyond this, there is also a marked tendency for any physical evidence of the witch to be lost or destroyed at a significantly abberant rate - this is speculated to be the result of the witches familiars. This particular file needed to be reconstructed at least 3 times prior to the creation of DISCO PANTHER protocols.
The abberant power of the witch may indicate it is a conglomerate, although due to its abilities no confirmation of this has yet been made - it may instead have spawned from a single magical girl of exceeding potential.
The Incubator claims to have no information on contractees that could spawn such a witch, but it is unclear if this is intentional misdirection or if the Incubator has also had its memory altered. (See: Transcript I_W4091)
At the present moment, with no confirmed location and no actable information about Mnemnosyne, there are no active efforts to capture her for LAZARUS. When PROJECT SCANTRON reaches completion, further developed reality/memory/time anchoring effects may make capture and phase change plausible.
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See: Full Mnemnosyne Incident List
See: List of Active Witches
mCooperative
meanderingCephalopod
- Location
- Back in Mitakihara after like 1000 years.
I second the testing of this item- actually, it brings to mind, can someone (possibly with a communication specialty?) enchant a sheet of paper or a seashell or something so that what's written/whispered on one end transmits to the other? Scrapdash-style tin-cans-and-string looking communication to get around CubesComm for general operations!
Also, we could also call the Sayaka Clone Network.... the blueberry vine? Grapevine, raspberry vine, blueberry vine, we're all fruitcakes here.
}=o)
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Seykuu is an equivalent of two cans tied with a string. Better not tell it to her, tho.
Jonen C
F.M.D.G.
- Location
- Lincopense, Ostrogothia, Suecia
And my first question is how do we test to see if it is affected by lightspeed?
Also, the codename should be an(gel)sible.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
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- He/Him
Honestly thats likely MORE shit then any actual document would have.... I'd offer a PDF guide (most gudies being unclassified or released via FOIA) but my connection is too slow to load them to check to make sure its the *right* one.
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mCooperative
meanderingCephalopod
- Location
- Back in Mitakihara after like 1000 years.
Firstly, this is excellent in all of the ways.
Secondly- You stole my clever ruse! }=o)
(OC meguca using the excuse that their unspecified wish causes periodic retroactive memory erasure/modification in order to facilitate 'new AUs' of their 'story', which explains why Kyubey can't remember them, and other people that they seem overly familiar with also can't remember them; since they've met before in a past 'chapter', several past 'chapters' in fact, but every time the previous 'story' ends, with a death or a happy ending or not, a new 'story' starts, and everyone but OC meguca forgets, and maybe suddenly their past and the people they've met are different, and a new AU begins. And that's why OC meguca has managed to accidentally trip facefirst into canon PMMM where nobody, including Homura who has previously been proven 'immune' to OC meguca's 'story powers', can recognize her; it's the annual crossover event between different parts of the meguca franchise storyline universes. And it's totally not because OC meguca is actually another timecycler like Homura, whose actual wish had accidentally made their separate paths through the timelines collide FOR SCIENCE! in OC meguca's original universe, and has now collided with an entirely different Homura's set of timelines FOR MORE SCIENCE!
Meanwhile, Homura incredulously listens to this impressive stream of bullshit, peppered with things that are clearly references to the time loops if you know what to listen for, especially with how OC meguca had originally introduced themself to Homura expecting to be recognized, but serve equally well to describe 'magical fanfiction powers', all phrased as "it's kinda like this" and "that could be why Kyubey never recognizes me, but I've never asked" and a large number of Incubator-type saying-nothing statements that all manage to be both completely truthful and incredibly misleading.)
Meanwhile, Homura incredulously listens to this impressive stream of bullshit, peppered with things that are clearly references to the time loops if you know what to listen for, especially with how OC meguca had originally introduced themself to Homura expecting to be recognized, but serve equally well to describe 'magical fanfiction powers', all phrased as "it's kinda like this" and "that could be why Kyubey never recognizes me, but I've never asked" and a large number of Incubator-type saying-nothing statements that all manage to be both completely truthful and incredibly misleading.)
Thirdly- ... did Sabrina collaborate with techguca and soulguca to make a magical classified grief internet computer network?
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
It looks more like she asked for help from her nerdish elder sister, Sabrina Bee.
- Location
- Not the asylum anymore
- Pronouns
- She/Her
On one hand, a witch like this legitimately terrifying; like some horrific cross between Imp, Rochelle, and SCP-3125. It also gives us a nice look into the future- after we spread our influence across the world, but before we actually take it over.
On the other hand, those last two "links" are a Rickroll.
Just take my like.
- Location
- Not the asylum anymore
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Alright, I got these two bits. Anything else I missed?
Jonen C
F.M.D.G.
- Location
- Lincopense, Ostrogothia, Suecia
Adfligosystema inu curry firnagzen.
Gekkidan Inu Curry is an animation team behind PMMM.
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Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
EZ.
First, we fling a Sayaklone in the general direction towards the Sun...
edit: then we ask our younger sister, Quinn Kek, to stay with her and measure the results.
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- UK
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Sayaka narrowed her eyes at the words on the screen.
"One day Sabrina," she mumbled. "One day."
"But not today," said a quiet voice behind her. Turning, she saw Homura standing, a raised eyebrow.
Sayaka pouted. Stupid security clearance.
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Sayaka narrowed her eyes at the words on the screen.
"One day Sabrina," she mumbled. "One day."
"But not today," said a quiet voice behind her. Turning, she saw Homura standing, a raised eyebrow.
Sayaka pouted. Stupid security clearance.
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
There is a joke about a hidden image folder named ChibiMumiKawaiiDoNotOpen somewhere in there, but I'm too lazy to find it.
The Phoenixian
The Glacier Witch
- Location
- My own little world
[X] Kaizuki
Alas, I'm a bit too out of it right now to continue working on my own vote.
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As far as codewords go, I feel they should probably be pretty far removed from the subject matter, such that no one listening in on a conversation will immediately know what they mean or, ideally, even that they refer to some secret at all.
Joking names are okay, but it should be fairly removed or abstracted from the subject matter. As it turns out, we actually have a reference for that kind of removed joke, from our own author even.
Yes, I'm saying that the codewords should be firnbot commands.
Alas, I'm a bit too out of it right now to continue working on my own vote.
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As far as codewords go, I feel they should probably be pretty far removed from the subject matter, such that no one listening in on a conversation will immediately know what they mean or, ideally, even that they refer to some secret at all.
Joking names are okay, but it should be fairly removed or abstracted from the subject matter. As it turns out, we actually have a reference for that kind of removed joke, from our own author even.
Yes, I'm saying that the codewords should be firnbot commands.
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Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
I propose the Witchbomb to be called "Spooderpats".
Edit:
The Lichbomb is "Do Not Throw Souls", because of the relatively low hazard.
The Brinabomb is "Firnagzen".
Our totally secret shipping chart will be "Handholding".
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