Or we could see if she can pull of swordkinesis instead. Less absurd, and more useful, if possible.
"This is impossible! I just can't wield three swords at once."

"Come on Sayaka, just do what Sabrina's doing."

"I can't do what Sabrina's doing. I don't have Grief arms."

"Well, maybe you're just not trying hard enough."

"Yes, Sayaka, complaining won't get you anywhere."

"Yes, Sayaka. Stop complaining."

"Grrr... I don't see you two wielding multiple weapons."

*Pops up a dozen ribbons holding muskets*

*Draws a couple of grenades and a rocket launcher which float besides her*

"... Damn. I suck, don't I?"

"Yeah."

*Eye twitch*

"Yes."

*Growls*

"Yes."

"Fuck you all."

*SWORD RAIN*


"Well done, Saya- OH SHIT DODGE!"
 
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"This is impossible! I just can't wield three swords at once."

"Come on Sayaka, just do what Sabrina's doing."

"I can't do what Sabrina's doing. I don't have Grief arms."

"Well, maybe you're just not trying hard enough."

"Yes, Sayaka, complaining won't get you anywhere."

"Yes, Sayaka. Stop complaining."

"Grrr... I don't see you two wielding multiple weapons."

*Pops up a dozen ribbons holding muskets*

*Draws a couple of grenades and a rocket launcher which float besides her*

"... Damn. I suck, don't I?"

"Yeah."

*Eye twitch*

"Yes."

*Growls*

"Yes."

"Fuck you all."

*SWORD RAIN*


"Well done, Saya- OH SHIT DODGE!"

Sabrina: You should name the attack!
Sayaka: Fuck you.
Sabrina: You can't name it that, should be in something like German!
Sayaka: Whats german for fuck you?
Sabrina: Fick Mich
Mami: Language!
 
If we don't go to the Yakuza, the Yakuza will come to us.

Inb4 Brina gets attacked by organized criminal meguca who want the golden goose of Grief Seeds.

inb4 the Yakuza actually have time ninjas :V

A thought strikes you as the sensation of Witch sings against your senses - well, more than one thought, really, like Yakuza time-ninjas attacking you. Or, like, necrons. What if you'd wished to summon Warhammer figurines? Then again, why stop at Warhammer figurines?

Surreptitiously, you look around just to be sure that there aren't in fact any time-Yakuza ninja or necrons around. Or was it Yakuza time-ninja? Is there a difference? Well, yes, there is, but is there a relevant difference? How wou-
 
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inb4 the Yakuza actually have time ninjas :V

Nah, it's not the time ninjas we need to worry about, Homu's got us covered. It's the meguca pirates we need to worry about. Which means we need to raise our Kirika Social Link.

But not to be ungrateful,

[Q] Thank Homura for her continuous work in protecting you all from the time ninjas.

*Shrugs modestly*

EDIT: ... Actually... what if we... telepathically tell Homura to play along... and do thank her for taking care of all those enemy time ninja meguca... where Sayaka can hear it...

...

... No harm, right? :V
 
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Minor nitpick: Mich is to refer to yourself. Dich is informal 'you.' Sabrina just said "fuck me" in that sentence.
So, it should be "Fick dich" for "fuck you."
Well, now we have a name for Sayaka's default Final Smash. Thanks!

...somehow, I expect this to lead to Sakura maining Sayaka in Meguca Brawl.
 
This means Meguca Brawl will 'censor' swear words by translating them to another language.

Bilingual bonus, yo.
 
A true master of using many swords.

Until Sayaka can do that she will never be a Master of the many blades.
I realize it doesn't stay that way once the fight gets going, but... I've got to point out how Killer B's holding swords with his armpit, mouth, backside of the other armpit, in between leg and torso, the backside of his knee, in between head and shoulder...

...

But no sword is being held by his hands. That's right, he's not adding to the swords he can use by grabbing with more than his hands, he's plain just holding swords with anything he can besides his hands.
 
I realize it doesn't stay that way once the fight gets going, but... I've got to point out how Killer B's holding swords with his armpit, mouth, backside of the other armpit, in between leg and torso, the backside of his knee, in between head and shoulder...

...

But no sword is being held by his hands. That's right, he's not adding to the swords he can use by grabbing with more than his hands, he's plain just holding swords with anything he can besides his hands.
He's not using his toes, either.
 
You guys don't think Unlimited Blade Works is enough? Look, at some point, cool loops back around and you start becoming more badass with fewer swords.

It's sort of a shame her wish killed her healing ability, it means we lack clerics since our Paladin is now a Thief-type like Homumom.

Looks like we'll need Yuna in on the action. Might actually be a good idea to see how Yuna operates on a larger-scale team, since we can consider Kyoko allied with us at least. At some point, Yuna will also have to be involved in a battle. And for a cleric, that means DOOOOODGE and strategic healing.
 
It's so his style transfers to when he's channeling his passenger. Tentacles don't have fingers, see?
Only thing is I don't think he ever gets a set of 3 meter long swords to use (and he still uses his hands on occasion. Tentacles can still curl around at the end to hold something.) Seems like the entire point of having 7 swords is to basically have too many things to keep track of, and potentially have a spare blade to get past one's guard with. Which kinda boils down to the entire point of having more swords.

Personally, Grevious (Star Wars, film at least) was terrible at utilizing this potential. One, maybe two blades to hold the opponent down, the extra blades go in from another direction. Don't act like a mook and only have 1, maybe 2 max blades attacking at any one time.

And then there was that one guy in Soul Eater who basically litters the entire ground with swords to whack at someone.
 
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You guys don't think Unlimited Blade Works is enough? Look, at some point, cool loops back around and you start becoming more badass with fewer swords.

It's sort of a shame her wish killed her healing ability, it means we lack clerics since our Paladin is now a Thief-type like Homumom.

Looks like we'll need Yuna in on the action. Might actually be a good idea to see how Yuna operates on a larger-scale team, since we can consider Kyoko allied with us at least. At some point, Yuna will also have to be involved in a battle. And for a cleric, that means DOOOOODGE and strategic healing.
For a Magical girl the lest expensive magical option is the best magical option...... after all Sayaka wont always be within 100 meters of Sabrina thus the ability to fight alone should be built on so that when she needs go Unlimited Blade works she can afford to do so.
 
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