I'm finding it weird nobody's commented how when Mami wanted to do too-destructive SCIENCE!, she just went and found pocket dimensions with eldritch horros to practice in, just to not disturb all the normal people.

Well, it's kinda the obvious thing to do, yeah? I'm pretty sure the vote Firn paraphrased for the update just assumed she used barriers and asked what else she did.
 
Well, it's kinda the obvious thing to do, yeah? I'm pretty sure the vote Firn paraphrased for the update just assumed she used barriers and asked what else she did.
Sure, but badass is badass.

I feel there should be a guide to meguca training, reading 'whenever you find practicing your skills, specially your Final Attack becomes too difficult due to their destructive effects, there is a simple answer: Find a Barrier.'

And meguca be like 'fuck you, who do you think I am, Tomoe Mami?'
 
I feel there should be a guide to meguca training, reading 'whenever you find practicing your skills, specially your Final Attack becomes too difficult due to their destructive effects, there is a simple answer: Find a Barrier.'
A not-entirely accurate book for fresh magical girls? Some sort of inspiring guide? emboldening manual? rising textbook?
 
Guess my waking time was busy. Just in case it happens again, for now,

[X] Onmur

It is happy, and I am little confused about how to best use this, tbh.
I'm finding it weird nobody's commented how when Mami wanted to do too-destructive SCIENCE!, she just went and found pocket dimensions with eldritch horros to practice in, just to not disturb all the normal people.
No, no. From the witches' perspective, Mami is the eldritch horror from outer dimension that foretells the end of the world. In, like, five minutes.

Edit: SV changed it's appearance again. I wonder if SV is feeling insecure about it's appearance? Or perhaps curious about exploring the medium?

'course, Sabrina was changing her appearance before it was cool.
 
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*raises arms and wiggles hands in air*

Ugomura! Ugomura! Ugomura! Ugomura!
c¬©​ <---appropriate-sized newspaper for appropriate sized bait.

I mean, the original idea is amusing in that if we asked Madoka to read it all before contracting Walpy would come and leave - twice over, I expect.

"Must not contract, got to understand Sabrina's gospel..."
 
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"Must not contract, got to understand Sabrina's gospel..."
How would the characters act if they could read PMAS, though? Or if each character got to read a few pages...

Like if Homura read the Sendai arc part of the thread. She's so baffled at Sabrina's apparent capacity to understand the... severity of the situations in which she gets involved and still seem to care about anyone and everyone. I don't know how she'd react to knowing how we handled 'negotiations'. How damn quickly we got bored and tired of it due to... Sabrina's rapid internal clock.

Let's skip what would Mami think if she could literally read what Brina thinks of her.

What about Madoka reading all them Madomom and Homumom jokes? :V

EDIT: If you read this, take responsibility, Madoka!
 
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You already made an omake about that, didn't you? About Mami voting in the thread and that being the explanation for Sabrina's insistence on not leaving Mami?
Uh... what do you know.

(Wasn't quite me)
Bad Omake Incoming:

She was a terrible person.

Mami reminded herself of this as she flew through the air with Sabrina, off to kill another witch and satisfy her drive for justice. Life had started to go so well once Sabrina had entered it, and Sabrina... well, she was everything Mami had always wanted. Exactly what she had always wanted.

She was a terrible person.

They danced through the Witch's barrier, casually ignoring the crab grass familiars to take down the Lawn-Mower witch, each wearing a headset that allowed them to communicate with each other in battle, and surf the internet outside of it; a wearable phone. Sabrina's actions were fluid, and Mami fought as if they had known each other for years, memorized how they acted.

She was a terrible person.

That night, as Sabrina lay on the bed, Mami waited for her to go to sleep. When she had drifted off, Mami slid out from Sabrina's arms and walked to her desk, where her computer ran with a baleful glow. And as she logged onto Sufficient Velocity and read the thread, setting out Sabrina's plan for tomorrow, convincing others to go along with her natural charisma and cool-headedness, she reminded herself once again.

She was a terrible person.

I hope you don't mind a little continuation. :p
More time to me.

"Ono can wait until later, it is obvious that she's got some amount of experience as a Magical Girl, so she won't waste what's left of her Seed needlessly..."

Mami stops and frowns. Some of them have good points. It would be nice to be better friends with Madoka and Sayaka. And Homura... Does she really care that much?... But they're not Sabrina. I can't be sure they won't leave me. I can't control...

*Shuffle*


Mami's breath hitches. She can feel a presence at her back, someone breathing down her neck.

"I- I can expla-!" Mami jerkily moves to block the screen with her hands, but a pair of arms quickly wrap around her own, almost embracing her. "I, I..." Slowly, Mami half-turns on her seat, looking back at Sabrina's face, eyes wide open reflecting the light emitted by the screen.

"Shhh..." Sabrina's lips barely move. She reads the text in the screen seemingly in a trance, eyes slowly moving left to right, sometimes turning to look at the pictures accompanying each message.

They stay still for a minute. Mami trembles in her seat, breathing quicker by the second, until she can't take the slience anymore.

"I'm sorry..." Mami clenches her eyes shut, "I'm a... Terr-"

Sabrina cuts her off. "It makes so much sense." Sabrina slowly stands, arms sliding off Mami's arms and into her shoulders. Mami looks up at Sabrina as this one looks at her eyes for a moment, as if looking for something. A few seconds later, Sabrina squeezes Mami's shoulders before letting go, turning around and climbing back into bed.

In a matter of moments, Sabrina's breathing evens out, herself having fallen sleep.

Mami sharply takes in air, realizing she's forgot to breathe for some time.

Shakily, she turns back to the screen, quickly finds the 'Log Out' button, clicks on it and turns off the computer.

In the now dark room, Mami shuffles back into bed. It takes more than a few minutes taking comfort at the warm presence at her side before she falls asleep.

Is there anything that hasn't been Omake'd yet? :V
 
Misremembered the author. It was @chocolote12 .

Bad Omake Incoming:

She was a terrible person.

Mami reminded herself of this as she flew through the air with Sabrina, off to kill another witch and satisfy her drive for justice. Life had started to go so well once Sabrina had entered it, and Sabrina... well, she was everything Mami had always wanted. Exactly what she had always wanted.

She was a terrible person.

They danced through the Witch's barrier, casually ignoring the crab grass familiars to take down the Lawn-Mower witch, each wearing a headset that allowed them to communicate with each other in battle, and surf the internet outside of it; a wearable phone. Sabrina's actions were fluid, and Mami fought as if they had known each other for years, memorized how they acted.

She was a terrible person.

That night, as Sabrina lay on the bed, Mami waited for her to go to sleep. When she had drifted off, Mami slid out from Sabrina's arms and walked to her desk, where her computer ran with a baleful glow. And as she logged onto Sufficient Velocity and read the thread, setting out Sabrina's plan for tomorrow, convincing others to go along with her natural charisma and cool-headedness, she reminded herself once again.

She was a terrible person.

E: :ninja:
 
Think about it:

- More than half of Sabrina wants to be more than friends with Mami, but is considerate enough to want and wait until Mami is in a better headspace.

- Almost a quarter of Brina disagrees. Mumi much rabu and rabu can't wait.

- 15% of Brina disagrees with all the above: Mumi is friend.

- A very small part of Brina's mind wants Brina to waifu someone else than Mami.

- No part of Sabrina's got bad taste.

Conclussion: Brina's a girl with good taste.

Mami would know she can take her time, Brina would remain her friend, then if she wanted she could have more. If not that, Brina would want to get closer to Mami about now. If not that, Brina just wants to be Mami's friend.

Either way, Mumi gets Brina's rabu, or friendship-rabu.

Mumi could use knowing how much Brina cares.
 
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