....? What exactly are you suggesting?
What don't you get about Sasa being objectively worst in the universe? :V

Sasa has a massive inferiority complex, to the point she made a wish to get a leg up on people she felt inferior to. There's probably more to it then that, but the manga doesn't really go to far in depth about Sasa's issues.
And as pointed out in the update, she feels even Witches are better than her.
 
And as pointed out in the update, she feels even Witches are better than her.
Yet she'd rather die than become one, so she has a very unusual idea of what constitutes "better".
I see. Sorry, it's not funny to me. I happen to have some experience having inferiority complexes and only recently managed to grow beyond that into some version of imposter syndrome, so you'll forgive me if I don't find this sort of thing amusing.
I'm cool with inferiority complexes, but I'm less cool with wishing specifically to mind control everyone.
 
I'm cool with inferiority complexes, but I'm less cool with wishing specifically to mind control everyone.

Regardless, I propose the following:

[] Hey, hey, chill. I'm just new in town and wanted someone to hang with. Have you had lunch? Let's grab something to eat, my treat.
[] And no, I'm not pitying you with this offer. I'm just being polite, at least for where I come from. If you really need to, you can pay me back after we're done.

If it's wrong, please discuss.
 
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You know, I think it's probably a good thing Sasa is venting at us. Maybe we should play along?

"I don't need your pity," she hisses, sullen, vicious fury flashing across her face. "I don't need a sanctimonious, meddling foreigner to be all concerned for me."

[ ] Don't let the Sasa go. Be friendly to the point of obnoxiousness if need be.
-[ ] Oh, you don't? How about a friendly face? Whenever I feel bad, I like to hang out with friends.
-[Q] Maybe you want a hug? I have it in good confidence hugs make everything better. The voices in my head say so and, I have to say, I agree.
-[ ] Come on, we can go for lunch, my treat.
-[ ] Maybe you don't want lunch? How about a hairdresser? Your eyes are pretty, but your hair could use some work.
[ ] If Sasa looks like she's getting exasperated, point out we're making ruckus and people are looking at us. Come on, we just want to hang out for a bit, then we'll go away. How bad can it be?
-[Q] Puppy eyes.

(Always use the 'Sabrina will go away if you do x' tactic :V)
 
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[ ] Don't let the Sasa go. Be friendly to the point of obnoxiousness if need be.

This is not a good idea. The more obnoxious you are the more Sasa will resent you. As noted, friendliness is perceived as a mask for later fuckery.

-[ ] Maybe you don't want lunch? How about a hairdresser? Your eyes are pretty, but your hair could use some work.

This is a nice way to bring back all of Sasa's inferiority complex problems and try to punch Sabrina in the mouth.


As noted previously, this is a pretty common bullying tactic. I can tell you a story about a guy who once pretended to be friendly and then promptly refused to give me back my homework that was due tomorrow and laughed in my face when I tried to get it back.
 
Maybe the best way to stop her from contracting ,is to make it seem like we are trying to recruit her.
 
She's a lot more angrier then I thought she would be. Totally called her just trying to leave, though.

We're probably going to be here for a while.:V

[X] Well, first of all, you're not actually a foreigner. Kind of, it's complicated. You also don't think you're being sanctimonious, and you're not pitying her either.
[X] Why does she have to act like showing concern is an insult? You think everyone can use some when they're feeling upset. You're not looking down on her or pitying her by showing it. We all have those moments, days, months, or years where everything just kind of sucks.
[X] Ask her what's eating at her. This seems like more than just a rough day.
 
Maybe the best way to stop her from contracting ,is to make it seem like we are trying to recruit her.
K: "Madoka Kaname!"
M: "Huh?"
K: "You must not make a contract with me!"
M: "...ok?"
H: "No Madoka, you must make a contract. I like that outfi- I mean, it's important to me. What are you doing Kyuubey?"
K: "Trying to protect the universe, as always?"
H: "Don't you need the energy from her?"
K: "Not that badly."
M: "I don't understand this at all..."
 
Regardless, I propose the following:

[] Hey, hey, chill. I'm just new in town and wanted someone to hang with. Have you had lunch? Let's grab something to eat, my treat.
[] And no, I'm not pitying you with this offer. It's called being polite, at least where I come from. If you really need to, you can pay me back after we're done.

If it's wrong, please discuss.

I would change one word.

It's just being polite

Saying 'it's called being polite' takes on a condescending tone.
 
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[X] Back up a little.
[X] You didn't mean to offend her, or to come across as... condescending. Just trying to be polite.
[X] To be honest, she's not the first person to call you a meddler. Heh. But you just wanted to hang out, really.
[X] Would that be OK? You were about to have lunch, but you'd rather have company. It'll be your treat... or not, whichever she likes.
 
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Have we truly reached Peak Omake? Are there no more omakes to write?
Sabrina's throne rests atop a hill of omakes.

[Q] Ask Sasa if she wants to go flying.
-[Q] I mean, you took Akiko flying once, and she's kind of worst. You carried her in your arms, even.
--[Q] Hell, have you ever carried Mami in your arms while you flought? Why Akiko and not Mami?
---[Q] Go ask Mami if she wants to go flying.
----[Q] Sasa who?
 
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Idea: if sasa is truly unaproachable, and only if she is very strongly against being helped and manipulated, we can just warn her against the incubator, be sincere on every last consequence, and let her be. But only if she is entirely against being helped and manipulated.
 
[x]I'm not pitying you.
[x]And, well, not too sure about the foreigner thing...It's complicated.
[x]Anyway, how do you feel about ice cream? We know this place, and since most of our friends aren't delinquents like us and are kindaa in school right now...We could go together if she wants? We'll pay.

Rushing to post this, may edit later
 
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[X] Back up a little.
[X] You didn't mean to offend her, or to come across as... condescending. Just trying to be polite.
[X] To be honest, she's not the first person to call you a meddler. Heh. But you just wanted to hang out, really.
-[X] Would that be OK? You were about to have lunch, but you'd rather have company. It'll be your treat... or not, whichever she likes.

Idea: if sasa is truly unaproachable, and only if she is very strongly against being helped and manipulated, we can just warn her against the incubator, be sincere on every last consequence, and let her be. But only if she is entirely against being helped and manipulated.
We can show our bipolarity by flipping between 'super friendly nice friendly friend' and 'SRS BZNZ THIS IS HOW THE WORLD'S GONNA TRY TO SCREW YOU OVER TAKE CARE'.
 
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We can show our bipolarity by flipping between 'super friendly nice friendly friend' and 'SRS BZNZ THIS IS HOW THE WORLD'S GONNA TRY TO SCREW YOU OVER TAKE CARE'.
[] "We're all specks of dust hurtling towards oblivion while beings we can't comprehend a fraction of play games with our lives. Some concern for each other is always warranted."
 
[] "We're all specks of dust hurtling towards oblivion while beings we can't comprehend a fraction of play games with our lives. Some concern for each other is always warranted."
[Q] "And many of those beings just want to see us suffer for their own enjoyment.
-[Q] "That Onmur dude is pretty cool, though."

:V
 
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[] "Sorry. It's not that I pity you, or anything. I just thought you looked lonely, or depressed or something. I know how that feels. But, hey. I'd like to be a listening ear, if you'll have me. I'll let you complain and yell as much as you want. Hell, I could even help you find a junkyard or something where you can just smash shit until it feels better."
-[] "Or we could just grab a bite to eat. I don't really know what's good around here yet, wehihi.

Can any of the above be useful to add to the vote? My intuition seems to think so, as someone with an inferiority complex.

[x] Crasian
 
[Q] Grab Sasa
[Q] Forge Flying Grief Carpet
-[Q] Throw her on it. Fly around Mitakihara.
-[Q] "I can show you the world~"
 
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