THAT'S THE CHALLENGE!

For real, though, the writer for CQ was interesting, but reading the thread was a visual clusterfuck Cacophany.
 
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PMAS took me to the FFN PMMM archive. There, there was a story. It was called "Bernie Magica."

It wasn't a great story. Not even a good one, really.

But it was a test of my faith in the entire system of fanfiction. Sweet Madokami give me strength.
 
Do I even want to know?

Bernie Sanders as Madoka. Donald Trump as not-secretly-and-then-secretly-Evil!Homura. Joe Biden as Sayaka. Barack Obama as Kyousuke; yes Sayaka makes a similar wish for similar reasons. George W. Bush as SecretlyEvil!Mami. Hillary Clinton as a Kyoko analogue who acts like a cross between Sasa and Akiko, but teams up with Biden when needed. Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio as Trumps Goons who Might Have Real Feelings, Maybe. Kyubey as Kyubey, but "Freedom seeds" "vote gems", "Approval rating diminishing" as corruption, "millenials" as witches, "millenialsnacht." "USA middle school." This all with an election for school president in the background.

It's also finished, with 13k words. I don't know what posessed me to read it, but I do remember kind of screaming "WHAT THE FUCK" the entire time.
 
Bernie Sanders as Madoka. Donald Trump as not-secretly-and-then-secretly-Evil!Homura. Joe Biden as Sayaka. Barack Obama as Kyousuke; yes Sayaka makes a similar wish for similar reasons. George W. Bush as SecretlyEvil!Mami. Hillary Clinton as a Kyoko analogue who acts like a cross between Sasa and Akiko, but teams up with Biden when needed. Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio as Trumps Goons who Might Have Real Feelings, Maybe. Kyubey as Kyubey, but "Freedom seeds" "vote gems", "Approval rating diminishing" as corruption, "millenials" as witches, "millenialsnacht." "USA middle school." This all with an election for school president in the background.

It's also finished, with 13k words. I don't know what posessed me to read it, but I do remember kind of screaming "WHAT THE FUCK" the entire time.
I was afraid of that...
 
Bernie Sanders as Madoka. Donald Trump as not-secretly-and-then-secretly-Evil!Homura. Joe Biden as Sayaka. Barack Obama as Kyousuke; yes Sayaka makes a similar wish for similar reasons. George W. Bush as SecretlyEvil!Mami. Hillary Clinton as a Kyoko analogue who acts like a cross between Sasa and Akiko, but teams up with Biden when needed. Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio as Trumps Goons who Might Have Real Feelings, Maybe. Kyubey as Kyubey, but "Freedom seeds" "vote gems", "Approval rating diminishing" as corruption, "millenials" as witches, "millenialsnacht." "USA middle school." This all with an election for school president in the background.

It's also finished, with 13k words. I don't know what posessed me to read it, but I do remember kind of screaming "WHAT THE FUCK" the entire time.

There's only so much sanity in me at any given day. Now I have to fight my own printer with an ancestral wooden spoon while chanting in euskera. Thanks a lot.
 
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PMAS took me to the FFN PMMM archive. There, there was a story. It was called "Bernie Magica."

It wasn't a great story. Not even a good one, really.

But it was a test of my faith in the entire system of fanfiction. Sweet Madokami give me strength.
YOU PEOPLE KEEP MAKING ME MAKE THESE THINGS

(AND IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN SORRY)
 
Bernie Sanders as Madoka. Donald Trump as not-secretly-and-then-secretly-Evil!Homura. Joe Biden as Sayaka. Barack Obama as Kyousuke; yes Sayaka makes a similar wish for similar reasons. George W. Bush as SecretlyEvil!Mami. Hillary Clinton as a Kyoko analogue who acts like a cross between Sasa and Akiko, but teams up with Biden when needed. Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio as Trumps Goons who Might Have Real Feelings, Maybe. Kyubey as Kyubey, but "Freedom seeds" "vote gems", "Approval rating diminishing" as corruption, "millenials" as witches, "millenialsnacht." "USA middle school." This all with an election for school president in the background.

It's also finished, with 13k words. I don't know what posessed me to read it, but I do remember kind of screaming "WHAT THE FUCK" the entire time.
Why would you do this to yourself?
 
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