Puella Magi Adfligo Systema
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Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
"That's quite a Witch..."
"Why are there so many legs... with eyes..."
"WOOOOOO! YOU GO!"
"Whatever the case, I'm sure we can do this, together."
"Sure! I'mma kill it!"
"KILL THE WITCH!"
"We are going to kill it."
*Blush* "Y-yeah..."
"That's not me, by the way."
"Let's go."
"Yeah!"
*Jumps onward*
"YOU ROCK!"
OOPS, KIRIKA ROLLED A 1.
"Wait, what?"
"Wait, what what?"
"Ack- Shit! Crap! Ouch!"
"Kirika!"
"WATCH OUT!"
*SLURP*
"... I'm OK."
WELL, NOW KIRIKA IS TRAPPED INSIDE THE WITCH.
"Uh... for now... there's lots of sharp things in here..."
AND ACID.
"GET AWAY FROM THE WALLS!"
"And the walls are dripping- AUGH! SHIT! HOT HOT HOT!
"ORIKO STOP NOT DOING SOMETHING AND START DOING SOMETHING! SCREW IT, I'M COMING IN!"
THE BARRIER CLOSES SUDDENLY.
"BULLSHIT!"
BECAUSE THE WITCH IS NOW IN ATTACK MODE.
"YOU CAN'T-"
ANNOYING FOURTH WALL BREAKING CHARACTERS MIGHT WANT TO STOP MAKING THINGS WORSE BY CONTINUING TO EXIST.
"..."
"Kirika?"
"Yes, Oriko?"
"I will save you from this Witch. Hang on and wait for me."
"O-OK! Whatever you say!"
*Pacing*
"Damn it, what's taking them so long, I hope Best Buddy is OK, Oriko should be capable of saving her, she just needs to trust herself, but what if she doesn't realize it, what then, how good is Homura at bowling, if Oriko and Kirika don't make it out I'm gonna do something, I don't know what, but I'll do it, I haven't even took them flying yet, why can't I-"
*POP!*
*Lands with Kirika in her arms*
"Oriko! You're both..." *Notices O&K covered head to toe in bloody gashes* "... OK?"
"... Yes. We are OK."
*Swoons* "Just a few hundred scratches, no biggie..." *Giggles*
"... Your hat is miss-"
"Replacable."
"... Your ring! The anti-pain ring is gone!"
"Must have broken during the fight."
"Are you...?"
"Fine. Don't seem to need it anymore."
"That's..."
"Sabrina."
"Yeah?"
"Let's stop talking about this. Let's not talk about any of this. Actually, let's never mention today happened again."
"OK."
"Hm." *Leaps away with a blushing Kirika still in her arms*
TRAUMA SOLVES EVERYTHING.
"That doesn't seem right."
OR IT BREAKS EVERYTHING. I FORGET. KINDA LIKE YOU.
"OK, that's it, you're gonna regret this."
GOOD LUCK, I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES.
"You did not-"
THIS THING IS OVER.
"You can't do th
"Why are there so many legs... with eyes..."
"WOOOOOO! YOU GO!"
"Whatever the case, I'm sure we can do this, together."
"Sure! I'mma kill it!"
"KILL THE WITCH!"
"We are going to kill it."
*Blush* "Y-yeah..."
"That's not me, by the way."
"Let's go."
"Yeah!"
*Jumps onward*
"YOU ROCK!"
OOPS, KIRIKA ROLLED A 1.
"Wait, what?"
"Wait, what what?"
"Ack- Shit! Crap! Ouch!"
"Kirika!"
"WATCH OUT!"
*SLURP*
"... I'm OK."
WELL, NOW KIRIKA IS TRAPPED INSIDE THE WITCH.
"Uh... for now... there's lots of sharp things in here..."
AND ACID.
"GET AWAY FROM THE WALLS!"
"And the walls are dripping- AUGH! SHIT! HOT HOT HOT!
"ORIKO STOP NOT DOING SOMETHING AND START DOING SOMETHING! SCREW IT, I'M COMING IN!"
THE BARRIER CLOSES SUDDENLY.
"BULLSHIT!"
BECAUSE THE WITCH IS NOW IN ATTACK MODE.
"YOU CAN'T-"
ANNOYING FOURTH WALL BREAKING CHARACTERS MIGHT WANT TO STOP MAKING THINGS WORSE BY CONTINUING TO EXIST.
"..."
"Kirika?"
"Yes, Oriko?"
"I will save you from this Witch. Hang on and wait for me."
"O-OK! Whatever you say!"
*Pacing*
"Damn it, what's taking them so long, I hope Best Buddy is OK, Oriko should be capable of saving her, she just needs to trust herself, but what if she doesn't realize it, what then, how good is Homura at bowling, if Oriko and Kirika don't make it out I'm gonna do something, I don't know what, but I'll do it, I haven't even took them flying yet, why can't I-"
*POP!*
*Lands with Kirika in her arms*
"Oriko! You're both..." *Notices O&K covered head to toe in bloody gashes* "... OK?"
"... Yes. We are OK."
*Swoons* "Just a few hundred scratches, no biggie..." *Giggles*
"... Your hat is miss-"
"Replacable."
"... Your ring! The anti-pain ring is gone!"
"Must have broken during the fight."
"Are you...?"
"Fine. Don't seem to need it anymore."
"That's..."
"Sabrina."
"Yeah?"
"Let's stop talking about this. Let's not talk about any of this. Actually, let's never mention today happened again."
"OK."
"Hm." *Leaps away with a blushing Kirika still in her arms*
TRAUMA SOLVES EVERYTHING.
"That doesn't seem right."
OR IT BREAKS EVERYTHING. I FORGET. KINDA LIKE YOU.
"OK, that's it, you're gonna regret this."
GOOD LUCK, I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES.
"You did not-"
THIS THING IS OVER.
"You can't do th
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FelOnyx
Love and Peace!
- Location
- Gunsmoke
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Terrifying witches, evil dice, random actions by the thread/Sabrina being used as excuses to make everything pain for the characters, yeah that looks about right. Still too many attached limbs though.
Godwinson
"Well, I've got nothing."
Right, it's not a Moid fight unless the quest protagonist loses at least six limbs over the course of fighting a weak witch. *nods*
FelOnyx
Love and Peace!
- Location
- Gunsmoke
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Giahnt Spaidah would make a totally OP Moid protagonist. She has the limbs to spare!
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
I'm just not ready to actually write an actual Moid fight scene.
To be fair, Oriko is both a precog and has the advantage of being smart enough to realize she can predict what's going to happen by plain guessing what's the worst thing that could happen at any given moment, then using her power to predict what would be worse than that.
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Godwinson
"Well, I've got nothing."
Sabrina's halloween costume should totally be a 'giant spider'
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Noooo... That would take too long.
Let's just wear a Giant-Spidah Grief suit for kicks... I mean for... practice... we can train Sayaka in Witch fighting by pretending, yes, pretending, we are a Witch.
Just need to make sure our Soul Gem is extra protected, or even being held by someone else during the fight.
Think of the EXP Sayaka will get.
This would be totally useful.
Not just about cosplaying as Rochelle at all.
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Godwinson
"Well, I've got nothing."
Sabrina: "Witch-girls gotta represent!"
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
"Yes, Mami, I will be fine, I promise."
"T-that girl feels... weird, l-l-like a..."
"Don't. Worry. Rochelle is an old friend who just happens to be passing by, so we're going together. Just a one time thing, you know?"
"... W-what did you say y-your meeting was called?"
"Uh... I..."
"Hel-lo Mami. Hel-lo Sahbrina. Ahr hwee goin' now?"
"Ah, yeah, Mami's not coming, it's just the two of us... and everyone else, of course."
"I-I'm not sure... she feels like... like... a Witch."
"Ha-ha, don't be silly Mami, Rochelle is not a Witch, see? She's a normal girl-"
"Hwee ahr a gi-ahnt spy-"
*Slaps palm over Rochelle's mouth*
"A NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ME! SEE YOU LATER MAMI, COME ON ROCHELLE, LET'S GO TO THAT MEETING!"
*Drags Rochelle away*
"W-what is the meeting about!"
"It's...! Ah... It's a... an AA meeting!"
*Runs away*
"... Sabrina has a drinking problem?"
"Well, everyone, we have two new companions from today on, please let us welcome them warmly. If you would present yourselves?"
"... Hello everyone, my name's Sabrina, just Sabrina and I... am not a Witch."
"Hello, Sabrina..."
"GOOD PEOPLE WITH EVIL POWERS ANONYMOUS."
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
Who's the green voice?
Godwinson
"Well, I've got nothing."
Rochelle: "Hwee ahr ah pehrfehcthly nohrmahl hyumohn!"
Dirtnap
Kanmusu Affecionado
no mention of wires 0/10 would not fight in a forum quest
- Location
- East of the Sun and West of the Moon
Yeah, but then we have to worry about software issues like the Kill All Humans glitch.
And Sayaka is the last person who we should be turning into a robot. We married her way back in Surface Tension, and making a robot double of your wife so that she won't bother you with that pesky personality thing is baaad juju. Stepford. Not even once.
UbeOne
Daydreaming CPU
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Sayaka is our waifu? What are you talking about?
...Oh yeah, when she blushed in our direction.
bird_poison
Knowing their wrath, unfettered and raw
- Location
- margarita
Wait... A blue robot capable of copying abilities? Where have I seen this before...
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Hey, if Madomom says we're waifus, we're waifus.
Who are you to deny Momdoka?
How could I forget about the wires?no mention of wires 0/10 would not fight in a forum quest
I'm ashamed. I have brought dishonor to my family.
I must commit Sudoku.
One who understands Madoka has no clue in that particular instance.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
How's that any different from any parent deciding who their kids should marry?
I can kind of imagine the future family fights:
"I get it, you want me to waifu Sayaka, I got that a long time ago-"
"I just think you should consider your options, Sayaka is a nice girl-"
"-And you've made your desicion, right?"
"No! This isn't my decision to make, no matter what I've said how many years ago."
"Well, I think you should stick to your decisions better. You should stand up for yourself more!"
"That's not relevant right now..."
"It's totally relevant right now! You want me to waifu Sayaka, then I'll have to w-"
"YOU'RE GONNA waifu whoever you want and you will like it!
"..."
"... young lady."
"... Stop oppressing me, mom!"
*Sighs* "Homura, do something."
"..."
*Hairflips*
*Enraptured*
"You're gonna ask Mami on a date. It's been many years, you're still very close, and she's gotten past her issues a long time ago."
*Nods*
"Go."
*Goes*
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Honesty this makes me wonder what's Sabrina future relationship would be if the Mami thing ends okay one day.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
*Feathers is defeated*
*Jolly celebration time*
*Mami gathers enough courage to ask Sabrina out*
QUEST OVER
*Sabrina puffs out of existence*
akrasiel23
A wraith no more
- Location
- Peru
I kind of feared that would be the end result of us beating feathers.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Sabrina is so meta, when the quest ends, Sabrina might end, too.
- Location
- Canada
...her thought processes are derived from the quest thread.
How ironic would it be, if what we said was brain damage... was literally all there was?
Sabrina doesn't die, or poof out of existence.
She just...stops.
That triumphant grin on her face will be there forever, because hey - she won, right?
They'll never stop trying to fix her, of course - but nobody who examines her will find anything wrong. Her brain works just as it always has.