Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
If Sabrina gets clara dolls, do they still call her good for nothing? Or is that reserved for Homu, and if so, what insult do you think they'd call Sabrina?
"Aaaaaaand, ta-da! My very own Familiar!"
[SILENCE]
"Um..." *Shoves familiar forward* "Say hi!"
*Bows* "The Awkward Fool bids me to greet you all."
"Come again?"
"An Airhead such as her wasn't capable of planning this event ahead of time, and thus The Overconfident Dolt blindly expects I would make things work without effort." *Shakes head* "Tsk, tsk..."
"Excuse me, I think this one's defective..."
"No, no, this is great."
"Really-"
"Hey, what's your relationship with Sabrina?"
"I'm ashamed to have come to life from the hand of such a Pathetic Moron of a girl. In fact, I gather she would presume to consider herself a Mother to my magnificient self, as if that Treacherous Dunce was capable of actually raising a daughter, or even seeing any sort of long term project to fruition."
"... That's..."
"Fucked up?"
"Wait, wait, I'm sure with some adjustments-"
"Oh, don't worry; most of the time Liar Liar simply thinks of me as an untrustworthy minion, an useless doll to keep or throw away at her convenience."
"Hold on, you're... alive? Like 'alive' alive?"
"Of course, the Conniving Bastard has given me that much, at least."
"You... shouldn't talk like that."
"OK, look everyone, sorry about this." *Grabs Familiar* "Just give me five minutes and I'll have this sorted out."
"Wait, what're you gonna do to her?"
"Just fix her up a bit-"
"The Manipulative Traitor is getting rid of me, gonna change me for a better model. Goodbye, friends of Promise Breaker, meeting you was the nicest thing that happened in my short life. Or the only thing, really."
"Sabrina! You can't do that!"
"I'm- I just..."
"Yeah! If she's alive, you've no right to change her like a toy!"
"But it's not- Agh!"
*Bites Sabrina's hand and runs to Madoka* "You'll protect me from Violent Crazy-Head?"
*Hugs the Familiar* "Uh..."
"Of course we will! Hear that Sabrina? You can't just wipe her away! You've got to take responsibility!
"... God damnit."
"You shouldn't blaspheme in Her presence, Irreverent Barbarian."
"... Who's presence?"
"Eh... Look, how about I just do something about her language?"
"No."
"Grrr..."
*Sticks tongue at Sabrina*
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