Oh, for fuck's sake. These aren't the presidential campaigns, people.
Are you tired of dull, repetitive arguments that ultimately go nowhere? Do you want your children, and your children's children, to have a better PMAS thread experience?
There
is hope!
Ugolino and Lostdeviljho
both want you to think that only Sayaka's say matters in this thread. For too long have the top 1% of posters dictated how this thread will behave.
For real change, you need to vote for someone who understands the little guys. Someone who isn't one of the fat-cat PMMM roleplayers. Someone who knows what it's like to be a background character.
Vote Redshirt Army for a brighter future, today!
An innovative campaign platform, filled with boundless potential!
[

] Replacing our physical body with one made of grief!
[

] Going to Asunaro!
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] Defeating Feathers by harnessing the limitless energy of morality debates!
Ugolino has proclaimed his support for Sayaka/Kyoko on multiple occasions. But he still refuses to finally admit his true feelings to Muramasa. Is he really committed to shipping Red/Blue, or is he just a flip-flopper?
Can you trust someone like that with your vote?
Lostdeviljho claims to represent Sayaka in the midst of a mental breakdown, but has yet to contribute meaningfully to Sabrina's brain damage. Is Lostdeviljho... only
pretending to be crazy?
Can you trust someone sane to lead Sabrina's mind?
This election, vote for a candidate you can trust. Vote for someone who takes a stand on the important issues, and has a notable history of brain damage.
Vote Redshirt Army.
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