My biggest issue with making Madoka our therapist is that I'd like to get a professional therapist (then again, she can keep us sane between apointments).
 
The only issue with that is that it requires Kyuubey's constant cooperation.
Unfortunately. However, we've managed to convince it not to wipe the memories of people before. Also, we technically could pull something 50 First Dates-ish of keeping her file and giving it back to her in every session)
 
We should totally have Oriko give Sayaka therapy. Just to see how long it takes for Oriko to get annoyed enough to start dropping bombs.

"Aren't you that one guy's daughter?"

"Aren't you homeless?"


"Your hat looks dumb."

"I can see why you'd think that. It did burn your house down."


"This tea sucks."

"Get out."
 
We should totally have Oriko give Sayaka therapy. Just to see how long it takes for Oriko to get annoyed enough to start dropping bombs.

"Aren't you that one guy's daughter?"

"Aren't you homeless?"


"Your hat looks dumb."

"I can see why you'd think that. It did burn your house down."


"This tea sucks."

"Get out."
Faster way:



"Allow me to inform you of the superiority of science."
 
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We should totally have Oriko give Sayaka therapy. Just to see how long it takes for Oriko to get annoyed enough to start dropping bombs.

"Aren't you that one guy's daughter?"

"Aren't you homeless?"


"Your hat looks dumb."

"I can see why you'd think that. It did burn your house down."


"This tea sucks."

"Get out."
Oriko can't win, eh? :p

Ah, the Arkham Asylum approach, where all the therapists are crazy too.
OK, now we can't not have Kirika as our second therapist.

Make her our 'non-inner circle' therapist, for megucas who haven't been Homu-vet'd for Madoaccess.
 
I must admit that I'm really thrilled at how well my lac of artistic talent worked to my advantage when making that. I even created the perfect expression practically by accident. And the hat has this delightful anti-gravity, perchedness quality to it.

Anyway, yeah. Get a proffesional therapist and have Madoka be their on-site assistant.
 
You know what's hilarious? Sayaka's first step in training... 'How to be Diet Mumi'.

... At least it justifies our idea to get Sayaka a drill sergeant Koko melee instructor.
 
Jokes aside, melee training really is a very good idea: her swords are just about the only part of her powerset that stays constant, so being as good at melee as possible will give her a baseline that other abilities can add to, instead of having to rely on something that isn't constant and which will probably give her a (bigger) inferiority complex.
 
We could prolly just spar with her ourself. Build bonds with the blueberry, and we're somewhat competent as a melee fighter. Also avoids the mami-koko awkwardness.
 
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