2 and 3 are untested.
You look around the parking lot, and spot a discarded plastic wrapper blown here by the wind. You snag it and toss it into the flame, where it crisps and burns with foul smelling smoke as expected.
Grief fire makes smoke--capable of rearranging molecules in a complicated way.
The flame is distorted by the rush of air until you focus, on it, at which point it burns steadily as if there weren't air rushing past it
Yet another example of such rearrangement, and its mundane suppression. Neither the candy-wrapper smoke nor the fire imparts magic or Grief to the air it interacts with.
A twist of will turns it from a pseudo gas flame to a crisp wood fire, and then a smoky, oily conflagration belching out black smoke.

The smoke lights up on your senses just as strongly, and you guide it into a wispy, smoky circle - it's as much Witch-stuff as is the fire itself.
Grief-based smoke suggests that it would be obvious in the above experiments if the air were being imbued with Grief in order to affect its motion.
At a thought and a flex of your will, the Grief sphere turns invisible. You can still sense it perfectly well, though, and to your considerable annoyance - it shows up with a Witch signature, too.
The light does not become magical or Witchy--it's just the sphere that avoids deflecting it.
You smile to yourself. Mundane forces work perfectly well, then.
Magical and Grief-based effects are undone when they leave your range. Mundane effects are mundane, with no magical or Grief-based substance to be undone when they leave your range. The experiment with the phaser was silly, I'll add, because an actual laser, rather than a magical sci-fi device, would almost certainly have worked.

Taken together, I believe the requirement of Property 3: to avoid disturbing the atmosphere in spite of a high speed vehicle moving through it, has good evidence in favor of its feasibility. That is what I called "conceptually tested" about it.
Next up is gravity, which is just as easy, your will impressing upon the sphere what you want. You're careful not to go overboard and make a black hole or something. The sphere instantly picks up a coating of dust and sand yanked up from the ground, and a few rocks flicked at it stick fast. Magnetism worked, so it makes sense, sort of, that gravity does, too.
Gravity experiment described gravity as "easy". Careful not to make a black hole. The gravity is produced by Grief, and Grief responds to your will in complicated ways, so Property 2 also has good evidence in favor of its feasibility.
Why not just make a teleporter?


Because a teleporter would quite possibly run afoul of the range limit, and the rhetorical environment is unfavorable to Grief projects that have a significant chance of being unfeasible in an uninformative way. Thus, I make a specific proposal for a device that is barely less functional than a teleporter, if at all, that is virtually certain to work as described.

Actually, the teleporter would probably have to be stored rather than created on demand in order to be faster overall. The vehicle I described would probably be very easy to produce--I noticed that Sabrina seems to do mundane effects with Grief almost instantly, and it's the magical/nonphysical stuff that takes more time. For distances the size of Mitakihara, the difference between 10+ km/s and infinitely fast is mostly irrelevant.
 
Making Grief stuff takes a significant amount of time, which is part of why we're not trying things with our powers. And we don't carry Grief stuff around because of the witchy feeling that makes our friends paranoid.
Looking over the warehouse-kun section for the above post, I have a hypothesis: Artifacts which cause only mundane effects go much faster than those with a magical action. The vehicle I describe would have a completely mundane action.
 
We did make a laser pointer, though. The idea of remaking it and trying to point it out of our range has come up quite a few times.

Gotta be Kewl though, either we don't do any Science, or we do the stupidest thing as quickly as possible to get it over and done with.
Seriously, we spend more time arguing over whether we should do Science than on what to do when we agree. (10-20 pages vs 1-5 tops)
 
Gotta be Kewl though, either we don't do any Science, or we do the stupidest thing as quickly as possible to get it over and done with.
Seriously, we spend more time arguing over whether we should do Science than on what to do when we agree. (10-20 pages vs 1-5 tops)
Repeatedly, I go back and forth arguing with myself over whether maybe this time it won't be so dysfunctional, maybe this thing is such a sensible compromise that the yelling won't start up again, maybe I can carefully dance around the hot topics this time...
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We did make a laser pointer, though. The idea of remaking it and trying to point it out of our range has come up quite a few times.
Exactly. You made a laser pointer, and a phaser, and somehow managed to test whether the phaser would work outside your range, for which there are very good reasons why it shouldn't, making the test was not very informative, but not the laser, whose test also would not have conveyed a lot of information, because there are good reasons why it ought to actually work, but which result provides a good starting-point for long-range effects via Grief, and is would be consequently very useful.
 
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Exactly. You made a laser pointer, and a phaser, and somehow managed to test whether the phaser would work outside your range, for which there are very good reasons why it shouldn't, making the test was not very informative, but not the laser, whose test also would not have conveyed a lot of information, because there are good reasons why it ought to actually work, but which result provides a good starting-point for long-range effects via Grief, and is would be consequently very useful.
Checking, the vote was just to make the things, one we kind of understood, and one we did not understand. Sabrina did the shooting on her own. Smart girl. :p

Also, that vote had us try and let Grief coalesce outside our range, but we ran out of time before we got to that part. :(
 
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Anybody wants to bet that, if we make a familiar, first thing it's gonna do is run away from us to go devour the Souls of people hug teh Mumi?

Mmm... uncomfortable, possibly panic inducing explanations aside, how would Mami react to a Sabrina-like monstrosity trying to hug her?

a) Familiars must die.
b) Sabrina-like things must be hugged.
c) Panic-caused paralysis, followed by awkward head pats.
d) Oh, Sabrina.
 
Alternatively, if we consist of Sabrina's subconscious, the familars could include, amongst various other things, the various megucas, a weird goblin mercenary thing, Simon the digger, and so on. :V
 
Alternatively, if we consist of Sabrina's subconscious, the familars could include, amongst various other things, the various megucas, a weird goblin mercenary thing, Simon the digger, and so on. :V
Mami: "... Uh..."

Homura: *Stare* "Why am I one of your familiars?"

Sabrina: "Well..."

Kyouko: "Why am I one of your familiars?"

Sabrina: "You see..."

Mami: "M-me too..."

Sabrina: "That's-"

Sayaka: "Why am I three of your familiars???"
 
How about when we do get around to trying stuff with our powers again (which should be sometime in the next decade), maybe we should prioritize items that made the vote but got cut out, either due to time or by mistake, first? So letting grief coalesce, the other grief seed experiments that got cut off by mistake, etc.?
 
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I would like the next bit of experimentation we do when we aren't swamped by obligations to be Grief SCIENCE Science:
• Can we improve the speed/cohesion/power/finesse of our grief manipulation through grief manipulation?
• Can we access information we don't already know through grief manipulation, and if we can, can we use that to get information on grief manipulation without doing potentially dangerous or time consuming experiments?
• Can we create temporal effects such that we can avoid or minimize time lost when experimenting, traveling, or otherwise not interacting with people?
 
Mami: "... Uh..."

Homura: *Stare* "Why am I one of your familiars?"

Sabrina: "Well..."

Kyouko: "Why am I one of your familiars?"

Sabrina: "You see..."

Mami: "M-me too..."

Sabrina: "That's-"

Sayaka: "Why am I three of your familiars???"
...Uh... power of friendship?
...
...dumbass.
Hey! I think it's pretty cool... still kinda creepy though. And... why are there three of me?
Oh, Sabrina...
Nah, I think it's neat!
*Kirika plays with the orikopter*

...
 
"Why is there a Hitomi familiar?"
"Why's there a weird anime furry familiar?"
"Why's there a bunch of familiars based on SNES RPG villains?"
"Is...that Sadako Yamamura giving a thumbs up?"

"I can explai-" "Don't. Just...I don't think we want to know."
 
"Why is there a Hitomi familiar?"
"Why's there a weird anime furry familiar?"
"Why's there a bunch of familiars based on SNES RPG villains?"
"Is...that Sadako Yamamura giving a thumbs up?"

"I can explai-" "Don't. Just...I don't think we want to know."
*in the cosmic metaverse*
I knew we let her watch too much anime...
*Nods sadly*
 
*gasp*
All this time...you just wanted to use your powers to make a harem!
*runs away*

HEY! Just what kinda person do you take me for?
*runs after Hitomi with a newspaper*

...
...
...
...
...I get to be the legal wife.
Was that newspaper also a familiar?

... You can have her aaaaall for yourself.

A-a-a-all for... Um... Homura? What are you doing with- is that a spare school uniform?

This other me over here needs clothes.

But you're over- oh, there's more than one.

*Sigh in relief* So I'm not the only one.

Mmm... the slutty dress doesn't suit you.

...

... *Ribbons Kyouko's mouth closed*
 
They'd probably actually think it's kind of reasonable - without memories, Sabrina fixated on the people she knows and the fiction she remembers, and they're who she wants to accompany her in the perfect fantasy of her barrier...

... Which doesn't explain why Sayaka gets so much more billing than Mami. Maybe there was something to that whole 'waifu' thing after all...?
 
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