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Jackercracks said:
Basically? Sayaka and Hitomi will dislike us for stealing their dreamboat. Even if we turn him down instantly, there will still be resentment. Picture the scene, Sayaka is at Kyouske's house while he practices

Kyouske: Sayaka? There's something I wanted to ask you about, something close to my heart.
Sayaka: be still my beating heart What's that Kyouske?
Kyouske: Well, I've got a crush on someone.
Sayaka: soon you shall be mine Oh Kyouske...
Kyouske: Could you introduce me to your friend Sabrina?
Sayaka: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Well then, that just means we need to be proactive.

*TIMESTOP-GRAY WORLD*

Sabrina: *Materializes in Kyousuke's room. Sabrina's wearing colour-inverted scrubs, reddish/yellowish, with strange light green splotches, a black surgical mask and black gloves. Sabrina's adjusting her gloves while staring and Kyousuke.*

Kyousuke: "The f-"

Sabrina: "Hello there Kwyjibo, mind if I call you Kwyjibo? Great, let's get started."

Kyousuke: *Screams internally*

Sabrina: "So... Hand." *Grabs Kyousuke's hand; pulls it this way and that with little care.* "Mmm... I think it's broken."

Kyousuke: "NO SHIT, SHER-"

Sabrina: "But I can fix it! I have the technology!"

Kyousuke: "You do!?"

Sabrina: "No, not really."

Kyousuke: *Twitches*

Sabrina: "I've got the magic, though."

Kyousuke: *Hopeful* "Then..."

Sabrina: "Unfortunately, I'm not a specialized healer, so... We'll have to do a few tests, first."

Kyousuke: "Tests? What kind of tests?"

Sabrina. "Oh, nothing much. Can you sit up with your legs hanging off the bed? Like that, yes. Let's test your reflexes, first."

Kyousuke: "That's not so bad..."

Sabrina: *Pulls out warhammer*
 
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Seriously though, how are we doing this? We could just put a curtain in front of him so he can't see us, it would be a lot less ridiculous than this masks business.
 
Jackercracks said:
Seriously though, how are we doing this? We could just put a curtain in front of him so he can't see us, it would be a lot less ridiculous than this masks business.
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I'm going to be voting for disclosure. Medical procedures are things you tell people, for one. For another, same reason we told Hitomi.

I mean, ideas of dressing as Bach, Mozard and Beethoven is amusing, but not really something I want :p
 
Onmur said:
Well then, that just means we need to be proactive.

*TIMESTOP-GRAY WORLD*

Sabrina: *Materializes in Kyousuke's room. Sabrina's wearing colour-inverted scrubs (reddish/yellowish) with strange light green splotches, and black surgical mask and gloves. Sabrina's adjusting her gloves while staring and Kyousuke.*

Kyousuke: "The f-"

Sabrina: "Hello there Kwyjibo, mind if I call you Kwyjibo? Great, let's get started."

Kyousuke: *Screams internally*

Sabrina: "So... Hand." *Grabs Kyousuke's hand; pulls it this way and that with little care.* "Mmm... I think it's broken."

Kyousuke: "NO SHIT, SHER-"

Sabrina: "But I can fix it! I have the technology!"

Kyousuke: "You do!?"

Sabrina: "No, not really."

Kyousuke: *Twitches*

Sabrina: "I've got the magic, though."

Kyousuke: *Hopeful* "Then..."

Sabrina: "Unfortunately, I'm not a specialized healer, so... We'll have to do a few tests, first."

Kyousuke: "Tests? What kind of tests?"

Sabrina. "Oh, nothing much. Can you sit up with your legs hanging off the bed? Like that, yes. Let's test your reflexes, first." *Pulls out warhammer*
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Inb4 Sabrina becomes the Medic.
Kyosuke: "Should I be awake for this?"
Sabrina: "Heh- well no. But, as long as you are, could you hold your radius and ulna a little further apart? I can't quite-"
Kyosuke: "AAAHHHHHGGGGG!" *holds up the distal half of his radius*
Sabrina: "Oh, don't be such a baby. arms grow back!"
 
Gadjo said:
Inb4 Sabrina becomes the Medic.
Kyosuke: "Should I be awake for this?"
Sabrina: "Heh- well no. But, as long as you are, could you hold your radius and ulna a little further apart? I can't quite-"
Kyosuke: "AAAHHHHHGGGGG!" *holds up the distal half of his radius*
Sabrina: "Oh, don't be such a baby. arms grow back!"
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I think Sabrina's perspective might be a little different from that of other people. Weird.
 
'Lement said:
I'm going to be voting for disclosure. Medical procedures are things you tell people, for one. For another, same reason we told Hitomi.
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"We're here to try and heal you, because you're Sayaka's friend and she asked, so there's no cost, no risk of injury and we'll probably be able to completely fix your hands. Still, we like our privacy so we're going to stay on this side of the curtain and you're going to stay on that side while we heal you up. Stick your hands through and lets get started."

The hard part is convincing Mami that this is in any way necessary.
 
The whole wear disguises thing is stupid as hell. Either let's do it in timestop or be prepared to give Kyousuke a long talk. This is shadowderps taken way too far.
 
Personally, I would like to give Hitomi a chance to be hooked up to telepathy, so she can feel more included, and makes it that Sayaka and Madoka feel like they are excluding her less. Ultimate decision would be up to Hitomi of course.

EDIT: Would also give her a quick form of communication if something bad happens. Telepathy has already been proven to help in these sorts of cases. Note how the telepathy helped to save Sayaka's life when her house was on fire.

Would need to convince Kyubey to do it though.

I'm not going to split votes over it though, just something I would like to see us offer her.
 
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First, my thought is crushing on Mami or Homura is more likely. Sabrina is probably rather awkward in bedside manner.

Second, yeah, it's a problem of sorts, but not really one that'll cause massive resentment. I mean, Sayaka asked us to do this. Hitomi is fairly sensible. The problem will exist equally if Kyouske is crushing on the mysterious lady who healed him. And if it is a problem, we can take our own advice and talk about it honestly.

Disguises is a fun idea but just seems impractical.
 
Jackercracks said:
Shouldn't healing magic take him out of timestop? I'm pretty sure Oriko only stayed out of it when we timestop healed her because she was de-gemmed at the time.
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Don't know. If that's the case the only reasonable option is to bite the bullet. Disguises are dumb. Making up arbitrary bullshit to not reveal ourselves when we just did to Hitomi also makes no sense.
 
Okay, let's just knock this whole thing on the head. Can anyone thing of a convincing argument that Mami, Sayaka, Madoka and Hitomi would accept for disguising our identities while healing. It has to not involve spilling Homura's looping secret, it has to make sense, and it has to be convincing to a range of personalities.

If not, then we can't do it. Simple as that.

Which leaves us with either full disclosure or mind wipes.
 
Are we SERIOUSLY considering elaborate shenanigans to avoid some guy having a crush on us? And I am aware that part of it is a joke, but still.

Look, Sayaka seems to have been turned off contracting, and Hitomi is much more genre savvy then she seems,so why don't we just let them handle how to heal Kyousuke?
 
...or we could use Grief to make ourselves invisible.

That would work.

Either that, or disguise ourself as Sayaka.
 
[] "If you'd like to be more than a side character, there's a filler episode I'm interested in having that you could play a key role in. Another magical girl keeps saying that her oujo is better than Mami, and I want to have an oujo-off, but you're the only person I know who would be qualified to judge that."
 
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