Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Movie Pitch: Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs
Following the previous Amnesia Pitch, I also want to put in my favorite entry in the series. I don't know exactly what it is that called to me from this one, but the it fits so well; a Victorian English industrialist creating a machine from out of the depts of the imagination and using it to try and prevent the death of his sons, only to finally realize what it is that he's done and try to make it right. it seems to come out of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, having that touch of Victorian Gothic horror as well. The setting and premise fit so well together that it just draws you in.

Hopefully we can make a franchise out if this, though I'm not sure I'd be able to make a pitch for the third game as I have yet to play it. The Bunker does seem like something that could be very good, as I don't think many have tries exploring the setting of WWI with a more supernatural horror as that game did.

Thus, I give you:

Movie Pitch:
Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs


GENRE: Horror/Adventure

SUBGENRE: Supernatural/Psychological

FORMAT: Movie

Set Up: Oswald Mandus, Wealthy Industrialist, awakens from a fever that has lasted for several months, after returning from a disastrous expedition to explore Aztec ruins in Mexico. He hears the voices of his sons, Edwin and Enoch, calling for him, yet when he looks for them they disappear. Receiving a call from a man only known as "The Engineer", he finds that his sons are in danger, and the only way to find and help them is to fix the machine that dwells beneath his house.

Director: David Lynch
Composer: Howard Shore

The film begins on New Year's Eve, 1899, in London. Oswald Mandus, a wealthy industrialist and butcher, awakens from a fever that has lasted for several months, after returning from a disastrous expedition to explore Aztec ruins in Mexico. He can barely remember anything that's happened, but he starts hearing voices, young voices, and that sparks the memory of his sons; Edwin and Enoch. He tries calling for them but they don't answer, he tries following the voices as he thinks he sees them moving through many of the halls of the mansion. Always out of reach, and never hearing him no matter how much he calls for them.

As he moves through the house he starts finding notes, clearly written by him, yet they all seemed either old, or just fragments of bigger ones, all alluding to his previous life with his children, or the workings of some "Machine" that he apparently built under his home. From there he remembers about the death of his wife, and his relationship with his sons. He looks outside and finds factories, homes for the workforce, even a church near the factory...yet there are no people. It's already suspicious enough that he chose to have his home and factory be in the same place, but why is there no one-

The telephone device suddenly rings, startling him as he looks at it with suspicion, the ringing continuing on and on...

He picks it up, and is greeted by a man identifying himself as "the Engineer", who tells Mandus that Edwin and Enoch have been trapped far below them, in the "Machine" which Mandus created beneath his house. Mansus tries getting more information about him, about what is going on, but the Engineer does not answer, only continuing with his spiel; The Machine has been sabotaged, putting his sons in danger. The Engineer then says that Mandus has to clear the floodwaters and bring the Machine back online. After the call is cut off, Mandus is confused about what happened but puts it aside in order to find and protect his children once more.

He moves to the factory, thinking there must be an entrance through there, finding all the markings of regular industry, yet many things just seem off; from the signs that showed phrases more suited to a religious bent, but kept on emphasizing it in an unsuitable way, or the small notes he found in hidden areas, of workers discussing their conditions, or the different bent that religious service seemed to be taking. Finding his office, he encounters his journal, but what he finds there seems to have been destroyed or defaced, with only some information remaining; He seemed to be angry at God for some reason, and had decided to turn against him, building a new religion. information about his travel to Mexico with his children many years ago (Years? He'd thought it'd been weeks!) and the instructions about the Machine, as well as to where the entrance was.

Going down the tunnels, Mandus begins wondering about the construction, the intricacies of the machine, and finding the different acts of the "Saboteur" who may have endangered his children. So many different ways that the Saboteur acted, and many that he couldn't 't have found without the aid of the Engineer. It is odd that there are so many Telephone devices as well, but he assumes it must be for communication between all the areas in the factory, home and the Machine. As he keeps going down the path he finds more information about the living there, prayers for salvation, and even some drawings that bring to mind children going into the slaughterhouse. Mandus begins to think he must not have been a good man, and keeps on having hallucinations of his children just being there, calling to him, or out of reach.

Mandus also finds odd marks made by no human hand, as well as another journal hidden that seems to speak about the "Wretched" who came to work for him, and how he supposedly "Improved" or "elevated" them in a way that would further his designs. Through his movements, he hears huge...men? made of bulk and muscle, moving around, sniffing as if to smell him out. But he manages to escape at the last second. These things seem to just be there, doing what they do, and though he has an inkling as to what they may be, he makes sure to avoid them as much as he can.

After a series of tasks, Mandus eventually reactivates the Machine, but then the truth is discovered; the Engineer betrays him, taking control of the Machine and unleashing the creatures that Mandus had only seen in shadows or from afar; "Manpigs", deformed swine-like monstrosities that patrol the depths through which he descended, are now out in the streets of London, rounding up unsuspecting victims with which to feed themselves, and sent them back into the depths to serve as fuel for the Machine itself.

Mandus puts all the pieces together, and regains his memory, recalling the recent past: after returning from Mexico, Mandus was consumed with obsession over a vision of the future presented by a device discovered in an Aztec temple by him and his children, known as the "egg," hinted to be an Orb. In this vision, Mandus witnessed the death of both of his sons at the Battle of the Somme and was driven mad by it, decided that he could not allow it to come to pass, and built the Machine to create a godlike being via mass ritual human sacrifice to save humanity from its own carnage.

He sacrificed Edwin and Enoch to the machine to spare them their fate at the Somme. From there, Mandus began a one-man vendetta against mankind, holding massive parties where he would capture and grind up rich socialites into sausage to sell, and killing hordes of child workers to feed the captive Manpigs. Mandus, however, soon came to realize the error of his ways and in a bid to stop the Machine, he attempted to sabotage it, before he was hindered by the onset of amnesia and sickness.

Now remembering everything, Mandus vows to finish what he started by destroying the Machine once and for all. Despite the pleas of the Engineer, who believes the world would be better off if the Machine is allowed to consume it, Mandus succeeds in recreating most of the sabotage. He reaches the inner chamber, where the Engineer himself dwells - a deranged fragment of Mandus's soul which has bonded with the machine and was given life by the sacrifices; it plans to wipe the world clean of life after witnessing even more future atrocities such as the atomic bombings at the end of World War II, and the Cambodian genocide.

Mandus manages to reach the core of the machine, a massive pyramidal structure referred to as "The Temple" by the Engineer, and forces the Engineer back into his soul. Mandus sacrifices himself to the Machine, putting an end to both it and the Engineer, and ending the horrors above as year 1900 begins.
Oswald Mandus: He was a wealthy industrialist and passionate inventor who took out massive loans to try to apply his new machinery to his businesses. Despite being outwardly belligerent, Mandus was actually a very kind and compassionate man, who cared deeply for the poor. The innovative businessman was already somewhat eccentric, before his marriage, having secret passageways built into his mansion. Having lost his memory, and with only the mysterious "Engineer" guiding him, he moves through the labyrinthine passageways in order to find his missing children.

Played By: Robin Williams.
Alternate: Bob Saget

The Engineer: A mysterious disembodied voice that communicates with Mandus through the phones in the house and factory underneath. In reality, it is the wicked half of Oswald Mandus' soul, torn apart from his body and encased in the Machine. It embodies the bitterness, the hatred, and the misanthropic feelings towards humanity in Mandus' heart. However, it appears to also be constructed out of the twisted, selfish love that Mandus had for his children. He manipulates Mandus through his movements in the house and in the machine to become whole, and finally achieve its purpose.

Voiced By: Christopher Lee
Alternate: Kurt Russell
Edwin and Enoch Mandus: They are the sons of Oswald and Lily Mandus. The boys are twins, more likely identical than fraternal. They never met their mother as she died during childbirth. They were the light of their father's eyes, happy and mischievous as children are. Their disappearance leads Mandus to look for them, their occasional appearance makes it unknown if they're hallucinations or ghosts.

Played By: Leonardo DiCaprio
Alternate: Jeremy Miller
Lily Mandus: She was the wife of Oswald Mandus and the mother of their twin children, Edwin and Enoch. Her death is implied to have caused a crack in Oswald's soul,"as he both loved and hated the twins so greatly for killing her.

Tabitha Stepwood: She was the head of an orphanage in London and an acquaintance of Oswald Mandus, who had given a generous gift of sausages to the starving orphans.

Father Jeremiah: He was the parish priest for St. Dunstan's Church and a recipient of the newfound charitable generosity of Oswald Mandus. He admired Mandus to the point of giving his life for the Machine.

A.N.: I've thought about making the Pitch for a while now, but always felt that it could not work without the first one. Thankfully, someone else decided to do the Dark Descent as I do not fell that I could've written that one. I'm thinking that perhaps this can be done in the first half of the 80s. Perhaps we won't be doing all the slashers (though we will have some with Craven now working with us) but we are going to establish ourselves as horror experts nonetheless.
 
I just wanna say, Carrie is now probably the richest owner of a team in the NBA. By a large margin. That gives her a lot of sway and influence in the league.
I hope she eventually institutes similar constraints to the Football Leagues in Europe, whereby a team that wins moves up into a better league and a team that loses gets relegated to the smaller, local leagues. Man, if something like that got implemented in the States, I think it'd stop making every game in the NBA from feeling rigged and manufactured.
 
But SURELY this time it will work right? To quote Lord Parmerstone "There are no permanent friends , only permanent interests." and blindly aiding them while getting nothing in return but trouble is not smart.
All I'm going to say is I'm not trying to force anything about Disney. They are interested in one thing just like Mike is.

Cold hard cash. Now Roy maybe a dreamer but he's surrounded by realists who keep his heads out of the clouds.

As for what I approved from cybers omake. It is something that effects disney only.

And gives me a cool scene to write.

And while they want to do Star Tours, that would require getting through Mike Eisner.

And that is harder then anything else.
+15 to Sp because I'm at work.
That event we talked about is canon.
No offence buddy but I would rather die then work with Disney but preferably I would want to build our own park.
Well good news is I'm not stopping you from doing that.
MOVIE PITCH
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Now as this is awesome and I have the time:

Script quality:D100 + 100 => 144
No I don't, I don't like questers aiding our competition. When Magoose throws us a curveball I enjoy it. When questers aid our competition and give them bonuses then I get annoyed
I do my best to make sure they are enjoyable but this type of event and several aspects of what is coming from Disney were all in various stages within Disney
I just wanna say, Carrie is now probably the richest owner of a team in the NBA. By a large margin. That gives her a lot of sway and influence in the league.
Carrie is really really powerful she dosent know it yet.
Movie Pitch:
Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs
+15 to sp since I'm on my lunch.
 
TV SHOW PITCH Cam Jansen
When I was a kid, I was a voracious reader. I swear to god, I read just about anything I could get my hands on, including textbooks and shit. I loved reading and still do, even if I don't read many physical books nowadays, although it is a goal of mine to curate as large of a home library of physical copies for books and movies/tv shows as I can, particularly those from my youth. Every so often, I'll get blasted with nostalgia for all kinds of things, mostly for songs, movies, tv shows, or games, but every so often, I'll get those blasts from books I used to read as a kid. Y'all may or may not know about this series, but Cam Jansen was a series I really liked as a little kid, especially since I not only read it during my phase of being obsessed with mystery content, but also because I related closely with the strong memory she uses to solve her mysteries, as I have quite the impressive memory as well. There isn't really all that much I want to say, but I thought we could use more kids content and I wanted to share something that I really enjoyed as a kid. I'm still focusing primarily on Halloween content for this month, but this was something that took no time at all and so I wanted to do it. The first book publishes in 1980, so I figure we can easily reach out to Adler and get him onboard to turn Cam Jansen into a children's television show. I might also do this with a couple of other books and stories I really enjoyed as a child, but we'll see. Regardless, I hope y'all enjoy!

TV SHOW PITCH
Cam Jansen​

GENRE: Mystery
SUBGENRE: Children's Cartoon
FORMAT: Animated Television Show​
SET UP: Based on the books by David A. Adler, Cam Jansen follows the exploits of a fifth-grade female detective named Jennifer "Cam" Jansen and her best friend Eric as they solve various mysteries. Nicknamed Cam for her photographic memory, she closes her eyes and says "click," mimicking the noise of a camera while memorizing a scene in front of her, later recalling these scenes to aid in solving the mystery.
 
[]This Child is fucking Creepy (Why would you want a child to play this role? Are you trying to scar them?)
[]Oh Boy, This is incredible (Gain a Script of a quality of 150)
[]I think we can Do something (Meanwhile with Sam Raimi, he smiles at his buddy Bruce "I know who can fund us!")
It was a tough choice, but I think I'll go with
[X]I think we can Do something (Meanwhile with Sam Raimi, he smiles at his buddy Bruce "I know who can fund us!")
since I'll have plenty of other pitches for scripts, and we can still get the Lucius script later.

Out of curiosity @Magoose, what would the This Child is Fucking Creepy option have done? I assume just raising the performance of the kid who plays Lucius? Or is it something else?
 
Hey Magoose, for story reasons can we say that Bruce and Carrie have 45/45 ownership over the HEMA league? The last 10% being the various martial artists and researchers who helped him create the rules?
I'm actually going to veto that.

because the idea of CArrie being interested in the HEMA league when she is busy with the lakers kinda strikes me as odd.
 
because the idea of CArrie being interested in the HEMA league when she is busy with the lakers kinda strikes me as odd.
Oh...that's fine, I just had it in my head that since it'd been built up over the last few months [as Bruce's side project in the background], she had some stake in ownership, especially since she'd been one of it's first instructors.

Would 60/30 work then, or some other ratio?
 
I'm guessing that, besides a high belt in Jeet Kun Do, Brandon's (and Mary) got a decent ranking in HEMA as well?
Brandon, probably. He's really fucking good with the nunchucks.

Mary is far to young for that, why would you consider her playing with heavy weaponry!

also the funny thing is, Bruce is probably a high blackbelt for Jeet Kun Do now.
 
Brandon, probably. He's really fucking good with the nunchucks.
Like father like son, I guess...is Michelangelo based on him in this timeline?
Mary is far to young for that, why would you consider her playing with heavy weaponry!
Of course, she's gotta be high ranked in the Pool Noodle Division!
also the funny thing is, Bruce is probably a high blackbelt for Jeet Kun Do now.
Noice.
 
Fuck Off California, I’m Bruce the Goose
Fuck Off California, I'm Bruce the Goose:

You took a breath and looked at the several pages of notes that you had prepared, waiting to be summoned before the State Senate. And you were honestly excited, because you may have never been one to get involved in politics… well that was a lie, you were heavily involved in politics.

You know, rescuing millions of people, making a film that started a revolution, and just, being… you… means something fun. And fundamentally insane.

You shook the world and don't even mean to… because it's the right thing to do. Helping people is how you do that. And if people were angered, well they can join the people in this state house who did very illegal things, and tell them to fuck right off.

Mike was waiting for you. "Thought you were going to wait for me inside?" you asked.

"I couldn't wait to see you take them out, so I'm going in with you." He looked up and saw you wearing a nice three-piece. "Good luck." He then shook his head. "Be careful, they are going to look for any reason to throw you out and just get right onto stealing the land."

"Don't worry, I have a plan." You smiled. You showed the paper. "Did you get the maps I requested?"

"Yep." He said. "They'll be on a projector that will be shown during your speech."

"Good. Are they the ones we found?" You asked.

Mike nodded. "Yep."

The doors then opened and the sergeant at arms… or whatever this official was, would be escorting you into the chamber.

And you walked in, with a great deal of eyes plastered on you. Because everyone had heard of you and knew your reputation. You caused trouble, and there was a few extra security personnel from Sacramento PD there, to keep order. Mike joined where he was supposed to be.

"And the Chair recognizes Mister Bruce O'Brian, the witness into this committee activities." someone at the desk said. And you could see the hopes and dreams of Jerry Brown fade away, as he realized you were there.

The cameras were on. Maybe it was arrogance that was pushing Jerry to do this, the final gasp from Bruce the Goose, the wrecking ball of Hollywood, meeting his match against the leviathan of state, and possibly federal government.

Clearly, they haven't met you. Or they would have shut those cameras down.

You took a breath and then gave a ghost of a smile, tapping the microphone. "I am gracious in the State of California for granting me this time to speak to them about the troubling reports and accusations that I have brought before it. But may I speak for a brief moment before my testimony, to this chamber?"

"All in favor?" A voice asked, that of the governor.

"AYE!" The entire chamber was heard as they also raised their hands.

"We're not even going to call for the nays." Someone, probably Mike, joked, causing the chamber to laugh. Well everyone except the governor and his allies. But they didn't care.

"You may speak Mister O'Brian." The governor said.

"Thank you." You took the microphone from its stand. "Now before I present my grievances and evidence to this senate, I have always believed that we are a nation of laws. I'm a god-fearing man above all else, but I always submit myself to the laws of this country, and this state, because it is the right thing to do, and that society requires it to protect itself. Yet as another famous American has said. 'Love your country always, love your government when it deserves it'"

At that, you could feel everyone begin to shake in their boots, as you were beginning. "And as is always the case when a government grows corrupt and incompetent, or seeing a threat to its power, and seeking to go above it's duties by the electorate, it seeks to violate the rights of its citizens. This time, it seems for a chance to make an untold fortune in oil money."

At that, you nodded, and the lights dimmed and the projector showed the great tracts of land you owned. "When I purchased the land, I did not have the city of Beverly Hills survey the land. I considered it a waste of time, seeing as I simply wanted to have the area for me to potentially develop more property for myself, and for the city. I had under no illusions considered that there would be oil under the city."

The slide changed, and then it showed the State of California memorandum that led to this rabbit hole. Everyone, but most especially Jerry, seemed stunned. "Before you ask, I just asked the state to send me a copy of the Memo. considering that it involved my property, it was given to me."

At that, you could see Mike grinning like a fool, as well as trying his best to hide from the governor himself. The slide changed. "Then I saw the maps. Dating back to months before I was made aware of the oil under my property." The dates were circled, and then the entire chamber looked at Jerry. "Then it hit me. This must be motivated, politically, because there is no way that the sitting governor of the state, much less members of this state senate house I live in would allow this to happen to a citizen who just as it was announced that he was going to speak at the Republican Convention. Is there anything more undemocratic than breaking the law to try and punish a citizen merely for voicing their support for a potential political opponent? During a national election that won't take place for another year?"

You smiled. "Curious."

Everyone it seemed was paling in horror. Some of them had to have agreed to this, and they knew that their political careers were dead now.

"That fact that officers of this government saw through this, informed me of this, and supplied me with this information that is available to the public, should give everyone cause for concern. Cause if it can happen to me, what makes you think it can happen to you, or someone else."

You were back at the podium. "As I present my evidence in detail to this house, I want you all to think very carefully about what we as a state, nay, a nation are being judged on."

"We live in a republic with many traditions, of many mistakes and many good decisions yes… But we the people have a right to not have our own rights violated by our government. And if our rights are violated, well, we should have the ability to remove the government and replace it with a new one."
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As you finished presenting your evidence… you knew that Jerry Brown was soon to be out of office.

And that you might have just caused several things to happen.
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Reward: You have diplomatically told the state of California to fuck off. And you have a national audience for the entire thing.

Mike Curb owes you a favor… but you also owe him a favor.

The state of California is outraged by the blatant corruption within the state house.

There is an independent investigation within the state capital, and all representatives are now being investigated for corruption and several other crimes. You land is safe now, and you can do whatever the hell you want with it.

Meanwhile with you, Bruce the Goose: Your Legend continues to grow, as you can add "Champion to the People" As one of your many titles.

Both political parties are horrified of your power now, and the Republicans are happy you joined them, though are scared about just what they have unleashed, and have given you a national audience soon.

Somewhere in LA, Joseph O'Brian laughs at the TV screen and smiles and laughs like a mad man.
 
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Californian Politicians: Scream in horror and terror as the Government comes down hard on them in the investigation since they ducked up so badly it got national attention. Also for some reason their constituents seem to be egging their houses
 
Just a question how is the USSR brain thinking about this, like fuck Bruce O' Brien the terror of Communists worlwide told to the people that sometimes they should overthrow the goverment, like tell me if this doesn't short-circuit their brains, and well how is the CIA reaction to this because damm at least millions of americans would see this trial and lets not even talk about the rest of the world, man magoose dice do be crazy kek
 
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