Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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WAit a minute... A Thought just occurred?

If George's stress attack takes him out of the movie during the crucial shooting days in 75-76... unlike our timeline where it didn't...

What may happen if we step into the Directors chair for the crucial scenes in the Death Star?
We immediately make an utter mess of it because we're an untrained teenager with no experience directing one of the most frustrating movie productions of all time?
 
I would change Gophering to either modeling (which could be cool, and perhaps Omake inspiring)

Omake time!
A very short one tho.

Modeling, holy fuck… what am I even doing?

"Let's do it!" the photographer tells you as the makeup artist kept applying some kind of powder? She called it a foundation maybe?

"anyway I work under the assumption that it is a T.F.P" the photographer (just-call-me-Barry!) said and looked at you expectedly.

"Huh? Mmm sure, T.F.P. is good." you answered trying to hide the fact that you have no idea what Barry is talking about.

"Great, so give me another smile, this time with your hand swayed a little this way." Barry continued without pause as you struggled to follow his instructions in the chaos.

"Got what I needed for the test shoot, now let's get you body ready and camera ready for the real deal!" Barry finished as he took the last photos of the 'testing'.

"Uh… yeah, see you …I guess." you managed to reply as he quickly left leaving you with the makeup lady.

It wasn't even 10 minutes since you arrived, and you already felt like it went for hours.

"So, are you body ready?" The makeup gal asked, you were pretty sure her name was Penny but you weren't 100% sure, so you decided to play it safe and just try to not call her by her name.

"Umm actually, I'm not really sure what is body ready, or camera ready." You said without moving your mouth much because of the makeup she was in the middle of applying.

"Oh, is it your first time modeling? Body ready means you are shaved and got your nails done, and camera ready is… well, what I'm doing, makeup mostly." She said while finishing with the itchy powder she was smearing all over your face.


The rest of the day continued in the same chaotic fashion (pun intended), with you modeling all kinds of products and doing different poses as you walked on the runway (without crowds beside Barry) again and again.


But at least you got some money, and maybe more importantly, a basic understanding of this industry and how it subjgate people to cruel and unreasonable beauty standards. Really, it's kind of fucke-Just kidding, money is more important!


But to be serious, you managed to get some tips on how to appear more photogenic (you were surprised by the many links you found to the martial arts you knew, a lot of being photogenic is about posture).

Thanks to those tips you now know a bit more on how to shift your body and change your expressions in subtle ways to make the camera just love you, and appear more beautiful than you would otherwise be.
 
[X]Plan: Steps to success
-[X] Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger: You want to know why the hell Wayne hates you. Not his blustering, not his bloviating. You want the truth. DC:60
-[X] Practice Fire Arms Safety: Since this is a fictional Army Base, you should familiarize yourself with the firearms of the Era. DC: 30/???
-[X] Control and Other Signs of Power: Bruce came back from Asia, and he realizes you are under a lot of pressure on set. So he set out to try something new. He wants you to join him in meditation. DC: 25
-[X] Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
-[X] Take Business Classes: You are lacking in financial education. Time to change that. Cost 1000 Dollars per use. DC: 20
 
What were you thinking of doing? I actually like most of Episode 4 as is.
I meant just finishing it if something were to happen in a few years time when we have experience, hopefully in the chair.

Because @Duke William of hasn't created many sheets for famous directors yet and their modifiers.
We immediately make an utter mess of it because we're an untrained teenager with no experience directing one of the most frustrating movie productions of all time?
Um… you know I'm just hypothetically asking the question right? Also as joke?:V

Star Wars hasn't begun production yet.

Hell George hasn't written the first story concept yet.
 
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Obviously we ask Clint to step into the directors chair for a bit and get "Holograms from Endor" in the style of "Letters from Iwo Jima"
 
Obviously we ask Clint to step into the directors chair for a bit and get "Holograms from Endor" in the style of "Letters from Iwo Jima"
That sounds both awesome but also kinda a waste of his talents?
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Aug 8, 2022 at 10:41 AM, finished with 43 posts and 21 votes.

  • [X]Plan: Steps to success
    -[X] Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger: You want to know why the hell Wayne hates you. Not his blustering, not his bloviating. You want the truth. DC:60
    -[x]Practice Fire Arms Safety: Since this is a fictional Army Base, you should familiarize yourself with the firearms of the Era. DC: 30/???
    -[X] Control and Other Signs of Power: Bruce came back from Asia, and he realizes you are under a lot of pressure on set. So he set out to try something new. He wants you to join him in meditation. DC: 25
    -[x]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
    -[X] Take Business Classes: You are lacking in financial education. Time to change that. Cost 1000 Dollars per use. DC: 20
    [X]Plan: We are Doing Something Awesome:
    -[X] Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger: You want to know why the hell Wayne hates you. Not his blustering, not his bloviating. You want the truth. DC:60
    -[x]Work on your Comedy: This, looking at the first draft of the scripts, is a comedy series. And while you are a good actor, you know you are not good at comedy, even if your timing has gotten better. DC: 40
    -[X]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60
    -[X]The Dating Scene: You want to meet someone, and perhaps, get a girlfriend. Maybe you can do that. DC: 15(You go on a blind date)
    -[x]Take Business Classes: You are lacking in fincancial education. Time to change that. Cost 1000 Dollars per use. DC: 20
    [X]Plan: Leaps to Greatness
    -[X] Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger: You want to know why the hell Wayne hates you. Not his blustering, not his bloviating. You want the truth. DC:60
    -[x]Practice Fire Arms Safety: Since this is a fictional Army Base, you should familiarize yourself with the firearms of the Era. DC: 30/???
    -[X] Control and Other Signs of Power: Bruce came back from Asia, and he realizes you are under a lot of pressure on set. So he set out to try something new. He wants you to join him in meditation. DC: 25
    -[x]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
    -[X]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60
    [x]Plan: Safety(net) First
    -[x]Practice Fire Arms Safety: Since this is a fictional Army Base, you should familiarize yourself with the firearms of the Era. DC: 30/???
    -[x]Work on your Comedy: This, looking at the first draft of the scripts, is a comedy series. And while you are a good actor, you know you are not good at comedy, even if your timing has gotten better. DC: 40
    -[x]Networking: Well time to start finding out who might actually be interested in meeting you. (Write-in what you want to try and network with)
    -[x]Take Business Classes: You are lacking in fincancial education. Time to change that. Cost 1000 Dollars per use. DC: 20
    -[x]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
    [X] Plan: Business of anger and laughter
    -[X]Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger:
    -[X]Work on your Comedy:
    -[X]Boxing and Other Signs of Anger:
    -[X]Take Business Classes:
    -[X]Alison Ashmore Again:
 
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Voting Closed.
That sounds both awesome but also kinda a waste of his talents?
Imagine it as Rogue One but directed by Clint Eastwood, with a Magnificent 7 vibe to it.

Anyway, Voting is closed.
Scheduled vote count started by Duke William of on Aug 7, 2022 at 4:15 PM, finished with 36 posts and 20 votes.

  • [X]Plan: Steps to success
    -[X] Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger: You want to know why the hell Wayne hates you. Not his blustering, not his bloviating. You want the truth. DC:60
    -[X] Practice Fire Arms Safety: Since this is a fictional Army Base, you should familiarize yourself with the firearms of the Era. DC: 30/???
    -[X] Control and Other Signs of Power: Bruce came back from Asia, and he realizes you are under a lot of pressure on set. So he set out to try something new. He wants you to join him in meditation. DC: 25
    -[X] Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
    -[X] Take Business Classes: You are lacking in financial education. Time to change that. Cost 1000 Dollars per use. DC: 20
    [X]Plan: We are Doing Something Awesome:
    -[X] Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger: You want to know why the hell Wayne hates you. Not his blustering, not his bloviating. You want the truth. DC:60
    -[X]Work on your Comedy: This, looking at the first draft of the scripts, is a comedy series. And while you are a good actor, you know you are not good at comedy, even if your timing has gotten better. DC: 40
    -[X]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60
    -[X]The Dating Scene: You want to meet someone, and perhaps, get a girlfriend. Maybe you can do that. DC: 15(You go on a blind date)
    -[X]Take Business Classes: You are lacking in fincancial education. Time to change that. Cost 1000 Dollars per use. DC: 20
    [X]Plan: Leaps to Greatness
    -[X] Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger: You want to know why the hell Wayne hates you. Not his blustering, not his bloviating. You want the truth. DC:60
    -[X] Practice Fire Arms Safety: Since this is a fictional Army Base, you should familiarize yourself with the firearms of the Era. DC: 30/???
    -[X] Control and Other Signs of Power: Bruce came back from Asia, and he realizes you are under a lot of pressure on set. So he set out to try something new. He wants you to join him in meditation. DC: 25
    -[X] Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
    -[X]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60
    [X] Plan: Business of anger and laughter
    -[X]Wayne's Worries, and Other Signs of Anger:
    -[X]Work on your Comedy:
    -[X]Boxing and Other Signs of Anger:
    -[X]Take Business Classes:
    -[X]Alison Ashmore Again:
 
Ive been meamimg to ask. What the hell are Magoose dice?
Powers that should not be in the hands of mortal men.
That, or in the case of his mafia quest, dice so bad for so many people that you break down in tears
I just was murdering people for not following the new format that I let them know about multiple times and then people said some very mean things to me and I ended it because they were rude and hurtful.

most of the quests I've read had high dice rolls and few bad rolls.
Then you haven't read many quests my friend.
Magoose dice are the extreme highs of multiple nat 💯 and the bitter taste of mostly sub 40's. This is the way
How many nat 10s or lower on one turn?

All but two?
 
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At least we'll have multiple updates ready because I can't stop writing, and well we need to produce MASH Season 1.
 
Omake (in the future 1973 Oscar awards ceremony)


Difficult conversation:

You were invited by Clint to watch the Oscars, it was entertaining meeting all these famous people, some even recognized you which was exhilarating, but the Oscars themself? to be honest they were kind of boring, at least until the best performance award

Marlon Brando's Oscar

You couldn't believe how many of the crowd booed her during her speech, some even mimicked the tomahawk chop towards her, you were furious as it was exactly what she was trying to stop.

What was the most enraging was John Wayne, who stalked her off stage and then tried to fuckin' beat her. Six security guards were required to stop him, six. That how much he wanted to beat her for speaking up for herself, what a disgusting crook.

You were shaken a bit, but Clint was next to speak, and you knew he would stand up for her, maybe he would berate the crowd for this unjustified abuse.

Clint Speech

You couldn't believe it, Clint just mocked her and her entire cause for protest and then casually moved on with the ceremony.

The rest of the night blurred out, as you were deep in thoughts and arguments and justifications for why he would do it.

You remember going back to his house after with another few selected friends and family for dinner.

You had to ask him to talk in private, and he agreed.

"Before I say anything else, I want to make sure you know that I care about you and respect the hell out of you." you started saying, "Clint, you are my first mentor, a father figure and someone I look up too. When I was in a dark place…" you pause for a bit, trying to get your thoughts back in focus, "you once told me to stand up for myself and for what's right."

You continued, "This is why I want to know, I am genuinely curious, why did you make this joke?"

"Kid, this was just a joke, and it was funny." Clint repiled, when you gave him an unimpressed face he elaborated "Besides Oscars ceremonies are not a place for those kinds of things… and I felt like I had to make people forget about this speech and move things forward."

"Okay, I think I can understand where you are coming from, but that 'joke' was mocking her and belittling her and her protest. It made life harder for those people, You made their life harder, because now less will take them and their cause seriously."

"Maybe, but it's not my problem." Clint replied sharply.

Yeah, I'm not gonna stand down on this.

"I know you followed the wounded knee stuff on the news, so you gotta know what is happening even as we speak, and maybe it's not a personal problem that is affecting you directly, but it's affecting this whole industry."

"Clint, you always fight for what is right, and I feel like I have to take a stand and say it was not right. Yeah, it wasn't as bad as that psycho Wayne who tried to beat her, but you became a face of mocking the Native Americans, please do not let it become your legacy."

"...You done?" Clint asked you, staring and squinting his eyes.

"Yeah, I think I said almost everything I wanted to say, let me just finish by saying thank you for at least taking the time to listen to me, you don't owe me your attention or courtesy, so thank you for hearing me out, and I hope you will consider what I had to say."

Clint nodded at you briefly, "...Then get out of my house, Bruce."

Ouch.

You turned to leave, "Goodnight Clint."

Silence.

You left the house, it was a hard conversation, and you can only hope that your relationship with Clint will recover.

Maybe he would come around.

With a heavy feeling in your chest, but at the same time a burden removed you took your way home.
 
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