Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Random thing? Maybe? Should we try changing history?
thehill.com

Doctors believe Bruce Lee may have died from drinking too much water

Medical researchers believe they’ve finally found the cause of Bruce Lee’s mysterious death almost 50 years ago.
Cerebral edema was determined to be the cause. At the time, doctors believed that reaction to a painkiller may have been responsible.

Now, nearly 50 years later, as reported by Clinical Kidney Journal, researchers believe drinking excess water and prior kidney injury caused his death.

Doctors suggest that hyponatraemia, a low concentration of sodium in the blood, which can be caused by having too much water in the body, may have been the true cause of his death.

The researchers make the case that Lee was at risk for hyponatraemia because of his high liquid intake, marijuana usage or use of prescription drugs or alcohol, and a past history of kidney injury.
 
We already changed history… MASH turned into a disaster that is gonna burn CBS down!
 
But really though: What do you all think we should do once the dust settles with the whole CBS thing?

I think we should try to expand outwards, maybe across the pond into Britian, or try to leverage our connections into something... more?
 
Try to save theater? Broadway is in the shite right now. Despite individual hits (Grease, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Rocky Horror Show, etc.) overall numbers for theater trend down badly for the decade, and the true reversal isn't until the 80s.
 
Try to save theater? Broadway is in the shite right now. Despite individual hits (Grease, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Rocky Horror Show, etc.) overall numbers for theater trend down badly for the decade, and the true reversal isn't until the 80s.
Sounds like it could be fun. Act in, write out, and direct a few plays and musicals. We'll be a very well rounded and cultured goose.
 
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Maybe find a way to have Roman Polanski get caught sooner and possibly land him in jail? I know that's kinda wish fulfillment on my part but it was the only thing I could come up with.
 
Try to save theater? Broadway is in the shite right now. Despite individual hits (Grease, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Rocky Horror Show, etc.) overall numbers for theater trend down badly for the decade, and the true reversal isn't until the 80s.
I would think that Broadway and theaters are going to be fine. One of the things I really want is to Star in a few productions if we get the chance.
Sounds like it could be fun. Act in, write out, and direct a few plays and musicals. We'll be a very well rounded and cultured goose.
We already are.

But we have a problem. We can't sing or dance.
Maybe find a way to have Roman Polanski get caught sooner and possibly land him in jail? I know that's kinda wish fulfillment on my part but it was the only thing I could come up with.
What be a bounty hunter to one of Hollywoods favorite and disgusting director (and by favorite I am saying that everyone seems to not be disgusted by his evil acts) and bring him to Justice?

That sounds like a based on a true story movie idea that Hollywood does every year, but actually interesting.
I recognized the name but couldn't remember who he was and didn't know he did anything. Just finished reading his Wikipedia page. WTF??!
Yeah hes a monster and deserves to rot for his crimes.
 
I would think that Broadway and theaters are going to be fine. One of the things I really want is to Star in a few productions if we get the chance.
IIRC, in the early 70s, Robert De Niro was alternating between bit parts in Hollywood and star roles off-Broadway in NYC, as his big break hasn't quite come yet. So there's a way in already, assuming Bruce is content with just off-Broadway. And, uh, assuming De Niro still remembers this random kid. :V

Also, "theater" doesn't mean all-musicals, so Bruce can still act in a pure drama play.
 
Speaking of Robert De Niro, what are the chances of us possibly landing a part in The Godfather Part 2? If we want to get our name out there, being in one of the greatest films ever could be a nice start.
 
De Niro was supposed to be in the first movie (Paulie Gatto). However, Al Pacino decided to quit a separate production to audition for The Godfather, which opened up his spot, so De Niro ditched The Godfather in favor of that now-vacant lead role, and Paulie Gatto was re-cast.

The Godfather also wrapped shooting in August 1971 in OTL, however, so maybe Bruce has missed the boat on the first one. I can't quite tell because movies like THX 1138 and Dirty Harry already have had their production schedules moved around in the quest.
 
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE: Turn 13 Results (May-June 1972)
-[]Lawyering up (Against CBS, with the Cast): You are going to get a lawyer, and then you are going to start litigation against CBS for their bullshit. What they did to you and everyone else was cruel, insane and abusive. Alan and company, save Mclean, who is still recovering at a psych ward, also want to raise hell to get what they want. Cost 10,000 DC:??? Rolled: D100 + 20 => 108

Burn it all down. That was what your father would have done. Burn it all down and leave nothing for the ashes. That was the business of revenge. Of a Blood feud for what they did to you.

But this, this was business. And you had a reputation to keep, if you even had one at all.

The Lawyers managed to have the entire company's balls in a vise. CBS, the board of directors and all their stooges turned on each other trying to save their own perfidious and self righteous asses as they realized the ship was going to sink and their own careers were going to be going down with it. So all they could do, besides try to make themselves look better for whatever new job that they might get…

Well, it was like your father always said, trying to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.

It was like watching a car crash in slow motion, and there was so much going on that it was almost impossible to wrap your head around it. Like seriously? Not only had they been wrong… and they had done wrong, they had nearly killed you, and several others.

The families and the extras themselves brought stirring, downright electrifying and media grabbing headlines about the horror on the show, and that the actors, and you, in particular, was being called out as one of the few beacons of sanity, normality, and professionalism on a set going to hell, as the entire station, money men, and corporate suits just up and left all of you to make a show entirely with spit and duct tape. So much of the staff on those last days, those that stuck around after nearly being cooked and after everything was all but called off.

Then you told the court exactly what you wanted. "I just wanted to make a TV show."

Well there was a lot more. But to say that CBS has done fucked up was an understatement.

Stars on TV shows that were in production, established veterans sticking up to their beliefs for that Wunderkind that they heard about, let their voices be heard, as they showed support, all in their own… strange ways.

And the jury spoke, after less than a month.

CBS was guilty, and had to pay you royally in damages. Not only lost contract money. Not only in lawyer fees and all that other fun legal stuff.

But you had your pick. What do you choose?

[]10 million dollars: Your split of the loot, after your lawyers basically torched CBS to the ground for all sorts of stuff. Sure it wasn't the war chest, but that was because… well CBS was not going to survive this upheaval. Not in its current form.

[]Rights to a Show?: So, they hold the rights to characters, shows, and trademarks. And that is about to be given to you, as part of restitution for damages, for the MASH debacle. These rights are worth millions of dollars. Possibly even more. (a randomly rolled number of a list of CBS shows of this era will be rolled for and given to you. The rest will go back to their creators.)

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[]Financing: CBS, in any form that it may take in the future, will have to legally finance a project for television in the future, be it a series, a miniseries, or a TV movie, without seeing a cent in royalty and restitution payments. They have to legally finance a project you are helming... and see not a cent in return. This offer will remain open, if taken, for the rest of your natural life.
- []Cat Catastrophe: You and Cat are now living together. Perhaps you can help her get a new job as a director? DC:??? Rolled: D100 => 22

Seems that this town wanted her out of it.

All you had to say to that was fuck them.

Failure: It seems your sister has been blacklisted, in all but name.

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- []Action Directing: It seems the town has been talking about how much of a beast you are at just being a stunt person. In fact, they knew you were a student of Bruce Lee. And they think that means you know how to stage and block a fight? Maybe you can DC? ??? Rolled: D100 => 86+10=96

Turns out, in this town, people who know how to fight are a true dime a dozen. No one knew how to make it look good, no one knew how to pull punches.

Hell, no one really even knew how to fight at all. So you were surprised that, despite your reputation basically preceding you everywhere you go… you also saw lots of work and the type of work where you only have to work three days most of the time.

And Bruce was back in Hong Kong to shoot another movie. Meaning that the most famous trainer, and fight choreographer, in your mind at least, in Hollywood was out of the country.

Thankfully, it seems that your reputation as his student also seemed to carry some weight. And your time actually working with Bruce on fight scenes warranted all of it.

Several TV shows wanted, nay needed your expertise, and needed a stuntman who was good at taking punches.

And you did wonderfully. After only a few rehearsals, you told them all that the best way to do it, and they shot the scenes to perfection.

Turns out, you had quite the talent for directing the action.

Reward: +3 to directing skills.

You have gained a reputation for making a darn fine action scene when called upon.

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- [] Call your parents: You need to call mom and dad, and see how they are doing. DC: 10 (You call your parents and see what they are doing) Rolled: D100 => 85

"Hello." the phone was answered and you heard your mother's voice.

"Hi, Mom." You said with a smile. "Sorry for not calling sooner?"

You heard a sob, and she yelled. "Get over here, it's Bruce!"

Your father's voice came in. "Bruce! How have you been, we saw the papers, all the news coming from Hollywood. Make a star of yourself yet?"

"No Dad. More like everything's all fucked up." You replied.

"Language bruce!" Your mother shouted.

"Oh come on, tell me about it." He said.

"Hollywood is trying to kill me, so I'm fighting back against it." You replied.

"Always like you to do that, kid." He replied. "Just to tell you though. You'll be fine. I promise."

"Why do you say that?"

"You haven't found the woman of your dreams yet, kid. Believe me, you might have decided to run away with her." He then chuckled. "Like I did with your mom."

"Haha, dad." You said.

"Just tell you this: Don't give up. We all believe in you kid."

Reward: Sometimes the best kind of support is just some simple words that one already knows.

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- []Networking: Well time to start finding out who might actually be interested in meeting you. (Write-in what you want to try and network with)
--[]George Romero Rolled: D100 => 17

You had wanted to meet with a filmmaker, George Romero, but he was unfortunately too busy to really do anything. Even though you had sent a letter and everything, he did not get back. All you knew for certain, was that things were not looking well for the film he was working on.

Seems that he wanted to have creative control, and do what he wanted, and whoever was financing him wasn't going to have it.

You wished him luck, but something told you he didn't need it. Least, not yet anyway.

Failure.

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*Pokes head out of grave.*

Hi.
 
Shil-I mean, Promoting Others.
Also, go check out Overmind's new MCU Producer Quest, it's great, the ideas are wild, the VFX crew aren't screwing up this time but the composers are, and I promised to shill promote for him. :V

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On a Dream and a Prayer: A Marvel Producer Quest

A new Universe, a new Producer, a new MCU.
 
All I want for Christmas is... a consistent upload schedule.

In all seriousness thanks for the update and Merry Christmas. Or whatever you do at this time of year.
 
Alright let me go through all this shit!
-[]Lawyering up (Against CBS, with the Cast): You are going to get a lawyer, and then you are going to start litigation against CBS for their bullshit. What they did to you and everyone else was cruel, insane and abusive. Alan and company, save Mclean, who is still recovering at a psych ward, also want to raise hell to get what they want. Cost 10,000 DC:??? Rolled: D100 + 20 => 108
GOOD. Time to burn it to the God Damn Ground!
The families and the extras themselves brought stirring, downright electrifying and media grabbing headlines about the horror on the show, and that the actors, and you, in particular, was being called out as one of the few beacons of sanity, normality, and professionalism on a set going to hell, as the entire station, money men, and corporate suits just up and left all of you to make a show entirely with spit and duct tape. So much of the staff on those last days, those that stuck around after nearly being cooked and after everything was all but called off.
I like this, shows that our actions do in fact have consequences...

And that, by us being a good guy, we managed to have an effect on people.
Then you told the court exactly what you wanted. "I just wanted to make a TV show."
Wow, professional as fuck!

That will make us look good in every producer that wishes to make us a leading man.
But you had your pick. What do you choose?
Lets take a look at the Loot!
[]10 million dollars: Your split of the loot, after your lawyers basically torched CBS to the ground for all sorts of stuff. Sure it wasn't the war chest, but that was because… well CBS was not going to survive this upheaval. Not in its current form.
HOLY SHIT!

We can do whatever the fuck we want with that... Get a lot of that fuck you money!
[]Rights to a Show?: So, they hold the rights to characters, shows, and trademarks. And that is about to be given to you, as part of restitution for damages, for the MASH debacle. These rights are worth millions of dollars. Possibly even more. (a randomly rolled number of a list of CBS shows of this era will be rolled for and given to you. The rest will go back to their creators.)
Oohhh... Maybe we can steal Star Trek!

Or one of the other awesome shows that CBS owns at the time!
[]Financing: CBS, in any form that it may take in the future, will have to legally finance a project for television in the future, be it a series, a miniseries, or a TV movie, without seeing a cent in royalty and restitution payments. They have to legally finance a project you are helming... and see not a cent in return. This offer will remain open, if taken, for the rest of your natural life.
This... This looks fantastic!

This can make us millions. Any kind of television project, legally financing us and otherwise, not seeing a god damn cent of the profits?

We could make a shit movie, and we would still make a profit, because it's not our dime we need to spend.

Failure: It seems your sister has been blacklisted, in all but name.
Soon, we will make this town rue the day they messed with the GOOSE!
- []Action Directing: It seems the town has been talking about how much of a beast you are at just being a stunt person. In fact, they knew you were a student of Bruce Lee. And they think that means you know how to stage and block a fight? Maybe you can DC? ??? Rolled: D100 => 86+10=96
Holy shit.

The Bruce is Loose.
Reward: +3 to directing skills.

You have gained a reputation for making a darn fine action scene when called upon.
Hey, now we're like the discount version of Bruce Lee, only younger, and working in television.

That Directing Skill though.

That's tasty.
"Just tell you this: Don't give up. We all believe in you kid."
I love this.
- []Networking: Well time to start finding out who might actually be interested in meeting you. (Write-in what you want to try and network with)
--[]George Romero Rolled: D100 => 17
Damn, I wanted to meet The King of Zombie films.

Yo one of them is Doctor Who!
Well we are British...

We can become the Doctor!
All I want for Christmas is... a consistent upload schedule.
Me to!
The Romero and our Sister Directing results hurt like nothing else.
I felt that.

But hey, we now have options!
 
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