Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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110 was the outright graduation, and also he wanted to spend more time with Mary... so... he slacked.

Yep.

Did we at least significantly lower the requirements for Brandon to graduate? Cause I don't want to get stuck to the point where we have to do Part 20 of Brandon's Education when he's so close to the finish line.

Damn, Bruce is me right now. I have literally no clue what you're referencing lol.

At this point instead of men saying Ryan Gosling is them, they'll say Ryan Gosling is literally Bruce.

Fuck Off California, I'm Bruce the Goose:

You took a breath and looked at the several pages of notes that you had prepared, waiting to be summoned before the State Senate. And you were honestly excited, because you may have never been one to get involved in politics… well that was a lie, you were heavily involved in politics.

You know, rescuing millions of people, making a film that started a revolution, and just, being… you… means something fun. And fundamentally insane.

You shook the world and don't even mean to… because it's the right thing to do. Helping people is how you do that. And if people were angered, well they can join the people in this state house who did very illegal things, and tell them to fuck right off.

Mike was waiting for you. "Thought you were going to wait for me inside?" you asked.

"I couldn't wait to see you take them out, so I'm going in with you." He looked up and saw you wearing a nice three-piece. "Good luck." He then shook his head. "Be careful, they are going to look for any reason to throw you out and just get right onto stealing the land."

"Don't worry, I have a plan." You smiled. You showed the paper. "Did you get the maps I requested?"

"Yep." He said. "They'll be on a projector that will be shown during your speech."

"Good. Are they the ones we found?" You asked.

Mike nodded. "Yep."

The doors then opened and the sergeant at arms… or whatever this official was, would be escorting you into the chamber.

And you walked in, with a great deal of eyes plastered on you. Because everyone had heard of you and knew your reputation. You caused trouble, and there was a few extra security personnel from Sacramento PD there, to keep order. Mike joined where he was supposed to be.

"And the Chair recognizes Mister Bruce O'Brian, the witness into this committee activities." someone at the desk said. And you could see the hopes and dreams of Jerry Brown fade away, as he realized you were there.

The cameras were on. Maybe it was arrogance that was pushing Jerry to do this, the final gasp from Bruce the Goose, the wrecking ball of Hollywood, meeting his match against the leviathan of state, and possibly federal government.

Clearly, they haven't met you. Or they would have shut those cameras down.

You took a breath and then gave a ghost of a smile, tapping the microphone. "I am gracious in the State of California for granting me this time to speak to them about the troubling reports and accusations that I have brought before it. But may I speak for a brief moment before my testimony, to this chamber?"

"All in favor?" A voice asked, that of the governor.

"AYE!" The entire chamber was heard as they also raised their hands.

"We're not even going to call for the nays." Someone, probably Mike, joked, causing the chamber to laugh. Well everyone except the governor and his allies. But they didn't care.

"You may speak Mister O'Brian." The governor said.

"Thank you." You took the microphone from its stand. "Now before I present my grievances and evidence to this senate, I have always believed that we are a nation of laws. I'm a god-fearing man above all else, but I always submit myself to the laws of this country, and this state, because it is the right thing to do, and that society requires it to protect itself. Yet as another famous American has said. 'Love your country always, love your government when it deserves it'"

At that, you could feel everyone begin to shake in their boots, as you were beginning. "And as is always the case when a government grows corrupt and incompetent, or seeing a threat to its power, and seeking to go above it's duties by the electorate, it seeks to violate the rights of its citizens. This time, it seems for a chance to make an untold fortune in oil money."

At that, you nodded, and the lights dimmed and the projector showed the great tracts of land you owned. "When I purchased the land, I did not have the city of Beverly Hills survey the land. I considered it a waste of time, seeing as I simply wanted to have the area for me to potentially develop more property for myself, and for the city. I had under no illusions considered that there would be oil under the city."

The slide changed, and then it showed the State of California memorandum that led to this rabbit hole. Everyone, but most especially Jerry, seemed stunned. "Before you ask, I just asked the state to send me a copy of the Memo. considering that it involved my property, it was given to me."

At that, you could see Mike grinning like a fool, as well as trying his best to hide from the governor himself. The slide changed. "Then I saw the maps. Dating back to months before I was made aware of the oil under my property." The dates were circled, and then the entire chamber looked at Jerry. "Then it hit me. This must be motivated, politically, because there is no way that the sitting governor of the state, much less members of this state senate house I live in would allow this to happen to a citizen who just as it was announced that he was going to speak at the Republican Convention. Is there anything more undemocratic than breaking the law to try and punish a citizen merely for voicing their support for a potential political opponent? During a national election that won't take place for another year?"

You smiled. "Curious."

Everyone it seemed was paling in horror. Some of them had to have agreed to this, and they knew that their political careers were dead now.

"That fact that officers of this government saw through this, informed me of this, and supplied me with this information that is available to the public, should give everyone cause for concern. Cause if it can happen to me, what makes you think it can happen to you, or someone else."

You were back at the podium. "As I present my evidence in detail to this house, I want you all to think very carefully about what we as a state, nay, a nation are being judged on."

"We live in a republic with many traditions, of many mistakes and many good decisions yes… But we the people have a right to not have our own rights violated by our government. And if our rights are violated, well, we should have the ability to remove the government and replace it with a new one."
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As you finished presenting your evidence… you knew that Jerry Brown was soon to be out of office.

And that you might have just caused several things to happen.
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Reward: You have diplomatically told the state of California to fuck off. And you have a national audience for the entire thing.

Mike Curb owes you a favor… but you also owe him a favor.

The state of California is outraged by the blatant corruption within the state house.

There is an independent investigation within the state capital, and all representatives are now being investigated for corruption and several other crimes. You land is safe now, and you can do whatever the hell you want with it.

Meanwhile with you, Bruce the Goose: Your Legend continues to grow, as you can add "Champion to the People" As one of your many titles.

Both political parties are horrified of your power now, and the Republicans are happy you joined them, though are scared about just what they have unleashed, and have given you a national audience soon.

Somewhere in LA, Joseph O'Brian laughs at the TV screen and smiles and laughs like a mad man.

Hot damn, looks like we caused Jerry Brown to be impeached and now we have Governor Mike Curb of California. This is going to immensely change California politics, especially since it now means that the Governor's Mansion is gonna have a complete unknown from 2011 to 2019. I guess for Mike as Governor we'll have mostly the same social politics but with more freedom for Gays, strong anti-drug laws and rehabilitation, and moderate conservative fiscal politics.

Bruce truly is a living legend by managing to tell his state government to fuck off and then causing most of Sacramento to get sacked. I can see the RNC shitting their pants because they're about to empower America's most beloved man and whatever Bruce says at the convention will have a good chance of becoming Republican gospel, Bruce is literally a young Reagan though even more powerful.

I guess one good thing that'll come from this is greater optimism towards keeping government in check, people becoming more politically active and aware, less malaise from voters due to feeling greater power in their participation, and whistleblowing and anti-corruption exposure is more encouraged than people being content. Looking forward to the changes.

I'm honestly surprised that before this they didn't sic the ATF on him for the firearms training his gym offers...

What Bruce is doing with the Gym is no different than any legal firing range operating within the United States. Nothing is being done than just teaching people how to use firearms, and considering most customers would be actors just looking to do some good action scenes, they probably practice mostly with airsoft or paintball besides the hardcore people like how Keanu practiced with SEALs for John Wick. Bruce isn't organizing a militia or creating a cult, he's just providing a service to train people and presumably it's well organized and very strict on gun safety. So long as Bruce pays his permits and follows federal and state gun laws then the ATF won't care.

FTFY. :p

Jokes aside, we might have accidentally killed the Democratic Party in California, or at least severely weakened it. Yeah, Republicans are being investigated as well, but the blame is going to be pinned mostly on the Democrats given the point Bruce brought up about how the illegal land survey happened suspiciously soon after he accepted the offer to speak at the RNC.
I wonder if this is the Democrats' Watergate moment for the public, when they realize that no, the Democrats do not have the Moral High Ground, and they do not get to act like they do.
Oh, definitely. Hopefully this'll help kill off some of the extreme partisanship in American politics in the future of QTL.

So here's what I think are going to be the political effects of this event. Nationally, it's a black eye for the Democrats as while not close to the degree of corruption and foul play done for Watergate, what Jerry Brown did was still Watergate-esque by trying to sieze land from a political opponent and using it to enrich themselves. So the Democrats just lost their moral high ground that they've been coasting on for the past five years from Nixon and Republicans can point out that corruption is a two party issue. Jerry Brown's political career and those of his allies are essentially dead, and this might cause some shift of voters to the GOP but it won't lead to a radical surge in Republican electoral prospects.

What this does is provide a big surge for Conservatism. As I pointed out before, one of the main reasons why Reagan won on a landslide and why the 80s did a complete 180 from liberal politics to conservatism was because of the American public's increasing distrust, fear and hatred of big government which they saw as a failure. Here is another example of Big Government being evil as the all-American saint that is Bruce O'Brian almost had his land stolen after the California Governor and State legislature conspired to trespass and find oil in what many assume would be a scheme to stuff their pockets. So Reagan is essentially vindicated that big government is bad and you have to cut it or else it turns into tyranny. This is something that we need to address at the RNC that simply slashing government isn't going to solve all problems, but you need responsible government.

As for partisanship, this might lower it a little bit but it'll kind of be roughly the same it was OTL, especially with how much flack Carter is getting for Stagflation and the ongoing Iran hostage crisis. If you truly want to lower partisanship, then the most immediate and effective way is to use Bruce's influence in the GOP to severely curb the rise of the Religious Right as they are the most angry and vocal of the Right. Democrats at least for now are mostly stable.

In regards to California politics, it largely depends on how many Republicans were involved with the scandal. If it's mostly Democrats and Mike is competent as Governor, then 1980 will see a major GOP landslide across the state coinciding with Reagan's coattails which means a Republican legislature and most cities run by Republicans of varying flavors. I'd say that the Democrats are handicapped at least for the next decade, but they're not dead because California still has San Francisco as a progressive bastion and California is full of demographics who will remain loyal to the Democrats. Whether California stays Red, Purple or Blue is largely dependent on how Mike is as Governor and how Reagan runs things. There is a definitive possibility of California remaining competitive ala Florida by modern day, but that all depends on Republican Governors and how the future presidencies goes.

I will say one thing that's important to remember. Bruce is now a registered Republican and is very publicly known as such. California has over a million Vietnamese refugees who all worship Bruce as a living Saint and within a few years the adults will gain the right to vote. So the GOP may win lots of state and local offices based off of the Vietnamese vote alone and California will be the home of many prominent Vietnamese Republicans in the future like how Florida has the Cuban community.
I wonder what our buddy Ronald Reagan is thinking about this. I'm sure he's happy with a Democrat scandle to use in his presedential campaign.
Yeah but members of his own party are involved as well. So…

He's going to keep his distance.

Well I did say above that Reagan is vindicated from this scandal because Bruce is proving the evils of Big Government and showing the greatness that the private citizen can do. Reagan will likely receive a boost in popularity both within the party and California as his term as Governor is about to receive a fresh pair of rose-tinted glasses because he'll be seen as the good Governor in comparison to his corrupt successor in Jerry Brown.

However, he's unlikely to actively capitalize on this because as Magoose said, there is likely a fair amount of Republicans involved in the scandal, and if any of those Republicans were allies of Reagan, then people might think the corruption started during his term or he was somehow involved in stuff. So Reagan is likely to not be vocal and just make some feel good statements of how Bruce is a great American and corruption is bad.

This most recent chapter has only made me realize one thing. Goose is going to have one of the longest Wikipedia pages ever. The amount of crap that happens to this man and is caused by him truly is monumental.

Don't forget Carrie who will probably have her own fat stack of a wiki page.

Looking back, I just realized that in-quest, Bruce's adventure started in 1970, only 9 years ago, and that he was 16 at the time. We haven't even reached a decade in-quest, and all this has already happened to Bruce. We haven't even released Empire Strikes Back yet, for goodness' sake!

Bruce O'Brian will be alongside Napoleon and Julie D'Aubigny as one of those people who others will look at and think, "I have not achieved enough in life..." :V

The funniest part of everytime Bruce does some amazing bullshit is that he almost never instigates. The dude just wants to live a quiet and happy life making good movies and spending most of his time at home with his beloved wife and kids. Then people want to play fuck fuck games and they never seen to learn that Geese are some of the most vicious animals when provoked and when Bruce strikes, he goes for the knockout punch first.

He lied to get onto MASH, saying he was 18, when he was actually 17...

Really at this point though, if people decide to dig into his dirty laundry... thats it.

That's the only crazy shit he did that maybe would warrent someone to look at things closer.

Wouldn't be the first time an actor lied about their age and considering how essential Bruce was to the show, MASH stans will just waive it as a necessity for Bruce to fight for his place in crooked Hollywood.

Obviously a sign to restart the Progressive Bull Moose Party.
Abolish 'First Past the Post' voting!

Worst case scenario, we could probably pull a Ross Perot and legit win a electoral college majority.

Perhaps the "Beverly Hills Survey Scandal"?

I'd like to refer to it as "Hillsgate" Thus was the beginning of the hell where every scandal ends with -gate.
 
Did we at least significantly lower the requirements for Brandon to graduate? Cause I don't want to get stuck to the point where we have to do Part 20 of Brandon's Education when he's so close to the finish line.
Yes. But Brandon will graduate by part 10 if you really want to know if you don't reach that number.
Hot damn, looks like we caused Jerry Brown to be impeached and now we have Governor Mike Curb of California. This is going to immensely change California politics, especially since it now means that the Governor's Mansion is gonna have a complete unknown from 2011 to 2019. I guess for Mike as Governor we'll have mostly the same social politics but with more freedom for Gays, strong anti-drug laws and rehabilitation, and moderate conservative fiscal politics.
Well Bruce might be able to do quite a bit of his own stuff if he decides to weigh in.

Though in saying that… things could always be worse.
Bruce truly is a living legend by managing to tell his state government to fuck off and then causing most of Sacramento to get sacked. I can see the RNC shitting their pants because they're about to empower America's most beloved man and whatever Bruce says at the convention will have a good chance of becoming Republican gospel, Bruce is literally a young Reagan though even more powerful.
Well, I would not say that. For one thing, Bruce didn't name names to the house of UnAmerican Activities committee. So he's already a better person then Ronnie Ray Gun.

But in saying that: Bruce never had the interest in politics that Ronald had during his time in Hollywood, and honestly, its for the better.

Bruce being someone solely focused on the art is far more palatable than say... another Ronald Regan wanna be.

Bruce is his own man, and that makes him far far more interesting both to regular people, and to the world.
I guess one good thing that'll come from this is greater optimism towards keeping government in check, people becoming more politically active and aware, less malaise from voters due to feeling greater power in their participation, and whistleblowing and anti-corruption exposure is more encouraged than people being content. Looking forward to the changes.
Well I know one thing is going to change, expect California to be far far far less corrupt then it is OTL... or at least have a political class that is far more under the radar with their dirty dealings.
What Bruce is doing with the Gym is no different than any legal firing range operating within the United States. Nothing is being done than just teaching people how to use firearms, and considering most customers would be actors just looking to do some good action scenes, they probably practice mostly with airsoft or paintball besides the hardcore people like how Keanu practiced with SEALs for John Wick. Bruce isn't organizing a militia or creating a cult, he's just providing a service to train people and presumably it's well organized and very strict on gun safety. So long as Bruce pays his permits and follows federal and state gun laws then the ATF won't care.
Yep. Unless of course the agency gets politicized by a hostile future administration who really doesn't like him.

But that would never happen... right? :V
So here's what I think are going to be the political effects of this event. Nationally, it's a black eye for the Democrats as while not close to the degree of corruption and foul play done for Watergate, what Jerry Brown did was still Watergate-esque by trying to sieze land from a political opponent and using it to enrich themselves
YEp. At least that is how the media is going to spin this. Because oh boy, billions of dollars of crude just happen to be on the property of Bruce O'Brian, who had just become a republican... and then it almost got stolen by a democratic governor who hates everything Bruce stands for especially after he resettled millions of refugees into the state on his own dime, against the Governors wishes?

The media is having a field day.
So the Democrats just lost their moral high ground that they've been coasting on for the past five years from Nixon and Republicans can point out that corruption is a two party issue. Jerry Brown's political career and those of his allies are essentially dead, and this might cause some shift of voters to the GOP but it won't lead to a radical surge in Republican electoral prospects
Yep.
What this does is provide a big surge for Conservatism. As I pointed out before, one of the main reasons why Reagan won on a landslide and why the 80s did a complete 180 from liberal politics to conservatism was because of the American public's increasing distrust, fear and hatred of big government which they saw as a failure
Also Yep.

But one of the things that my dad always talked about during the Regan years, before he got elected, was the message of hope that Regan conveyed in his speeches and his (maybe forced, maybe real) unwavering optimism in the American people.

And that resonated with people. Sure people can claim that Regan is the devil for his policies and such and such, but he won his elections on the messages that the American people wanted to here. And say what you want, it was extremely effective.
Here is another example of Big Government being evil as the all-American saint that is Bruce O'Brian almost had his land stolen after the California Governor and State legislature conspired to trespass and find oil in what many assume would be a scheme to stuff their pockets. So Reagan is essentially vindicated that big government is bad and you have to cut it or else it turns into tyranny. This is something that we need to address at the RNC that simply slashing government isn't going to solve all problems, but you need responsible government.
Well You can adress that. Hell you can make it a party platform if you want...

But remember that people are human and power curropts. So... constant vigilance?
As for partisanship, this might lower it a little bit but it'll kind of be roughly the same it was OTL, especially with how much flack Carter is getting for Stagflation and the ongoing Iran hostage crisis
Oh boy, thats going to be a bitch and a half. And nearly impossible.
If you truly want to lower partisanship, then the most immediate and effective way is to use Bruce's influence in the GOP to severely curb the rise of the Religious Right as they are the most angry and vocal of the Right. Democrats at least for now are mostly stable.
Oh, you wanna know something really cool. Or scary depending on the context.

Much of The Religious Right hate Bruce, even after all his films where they like it... But Bruce himself is considered by quite a few as a very bad Christian. I know, strange to write, but they think he is not using his power to spread the gospel and blah blah blah...

Among other things, since he is not for everything that they want, and who is a recluse, they consider him a threat to their power and want him gone.

To bad the goose has the ear of the presumptive presidential nominee... otherwise, it would not be fun for us to come next year.
In regards to California politics, it largely depends on how many Republicans were involved with the scandal. If it's mostly Democrats and Mike is competent as Governor, then 1980 will see a major GOP landslide across the state coinciding with Reagan's coattails which means a Republican legislature and most cities run by Republicans of varying flavors.
Quite a few. Like enough for many to retire in disgrace, and new young bucks to come up.

Also you may have the republican party wanting us to become something in LA, either mayor or governor.
I'd say that the Democrats are handicapped at least for the next decade, but they're not dead because California still has San Francisco as a progressive bastion and California is full of demographics who will remain loyal to the Democrats. Whether California stays Red, Purple or Blue is largely dependent on how Mike is as Governor and how Reagan runs things. There is a definitive possibility of California remaining competitive ala Florida by modern day, but that all depends on Republican Governors and how the future presidencies goes.
Its definitely going to remain a purple state.

and lets leave it at that.
I will say one thing that's important to remember. Bruce is now a registered Republican and is very publicly known as such.
Yes. And all these events happening very quickly are causing many people to think there is a conspiracy around Bruce.
California has over a million Vietnamese refugees who all worship Bruce as a living Saint and within a few years the adults will gain the right to vote. So the GOP may win lots of state and local offices based off of the Vietnamese vote alone and California will be the home of many prominent Vietnamese Republicans in the future like how Florida has the Cuban community.
Yep. Though it also depends on how California will handle the coming wildfires and earthquakes that will devastate the state.
Well I did say above that Reagan is vindicated from this scandal because Bruce is proving the evils of Big Government and showing the greatness that the private citizen can do.
He will certainly try to do that. And have plenty of ammunition to do it.
Reagan will likely receive a boost in popularity both within the party and California as his term as Governor is about to receive a fresh pair of rose-tinted glasses because he'll be seen as the good Governor in comparison to his corrupt successor in Jerry Brown
Yep.
So Reagan is likely to not be vocal and just make some feel good statements of how Bruce is a great American and corruption is bad.
Pretty much.
The funniest part of everytime Bruce does some amazing bullshit is that he almost never instigates. The dude just wants to live a quiet and happy life making good movies and spending most of his time at home with his beloved wife and kids. Then people want to play fuck fuck games and they never seen to learn that Geese are some of the most vicious animals when provoked and when Bruce strikes, he goes for the knockout punch first.
Yep. People in the future will realize that there is no conspiracy, that Bruce wanted to be left alone, and things just happened around him.

And everyone who tried to fight him realizes that he's stubborn as a mule... and takes no prisoners.
Wouldn't be the first time an actor lied about their age and considering how essential Bruce was to the show, MASH stans will just waive it as a necessity for Bruce to fight for his place in crooked Hollywood.
YEp. esspecially with the good ole fashioned... saving peoples lives in Season one.
Worst case scenario, we could probably pull a Ross Perot and legit win a electoral college majority
If Bruce gave his endorsement to Perot... He'd have a shot at winning it all.

Depending on if Bruce gets rocked by scandals in the intervening years.
I'd like to refer to it as "Hillsgate" Thus was the beginning of the hell where every scandal ends with -gate
YEp.
for some reason, this caused me to think "what would Bruce "the Goose" O'Brien's servant sheet will look like" in QTL's fate franchise. 🤔
All I know is that if he's an archer, he'll be like John Wick.
 
So @Magoose will we ever get to be with toho someday when they cry back when start wars comes to their nation if so I say we will only do it if we Buy Godzilla from their hands I want my realistic Godzilla movie and how no government is truly prepared
 
So @Magoose will we ever get to be with toho someday when they cry back when start wars comes to their nation if so I say we will only do it if we Buy Godzilla from their hands I want my realistic Godzilla movie and how no government is truly prepared
I still want us to buy Daiei and start making those Gamera films in order to pre empt Toho's Godzilla rebirth, while at the same time making sure Daiei has enough money to entiece directors, producers, and/or actors that would have otherwise gone to Toho. I.E., create competition against them.
 
I mean if we buy Godzilla from Toho it would disgrace them as they lost their monster movies and also they will see how we make ours better and also make it more philosophical as the first
 
YEp. At least that is how the media is going to spin this. Because oh boy, billions of dollars of crude just happen to be on the property of Bruce O'Brian, who had just become a republican... and then it almost got stolen by a democratic governor who hates everything Bruce stands for especially after he resettled millions of refugees into the state on his own dime, against the Governors wishes?

The media is having a field day.

Speaking of, what are people's thoughts about Bruce drilling into the land he has? I say go for it. It's not like he's drilling on indigenous land, habitat of endangered species or anywhere that'll leak into the ocean. He's drilling in Beverly Hills and could probably contain the area while the Hills would very much love the income from drilling rights. Helps to alleviate the ongoing oil shock somewhat and the Goslings will never have to worry about money.

Oh, you wanna know something really cool. Or scary depending on the context.

Much of The Religious Right hate Bruce, even after all his films where they like it... But Bruce himself is considered by quite a few as a very bad Christian. I know, strange to write, but they think he is not using his power to spread the gospel and blah blah blah...

Among other things, since he is not for everything that they want, and who is a recluse, they consider him a threat to their power and want him gone.

To bad the goose has the ear of the presumptive presidential nominee... otherwise, it would not be fun for us to come next year.

LMAO, Pat Robertson is crying salty tears over Catholic Bruce being Ronnie's best friend. I suspect that even if Bruce donated hundreds of millions to Catholic charities and was actively being a missionary they would still be mad because he isn't filling their pocket books and reading King James.

That's a good and interesting scenario since this is literally the start of their rise to power and in comes Bruce and wrecks their plans. I wouldn't mind starting a center-right faction with Mike Curb and the other West Coast Republicans, Mark Hatfield and Jay Hammond are some rather Based Republicans I wouldn't mind Bruce allying with. Maybe we ensure the Compassionate Conservatives of Bush Sr stay alive.

Also I know Reagan is the presumptive nominee, but I can't help but imagine in the GOP primary debates the candidates just start talking about how Star Wars, Five Dates, Batman and Conan are the best movies ever to win Bruce over, lol.

Its definitely going to remain a purple state.

and lets leave it at that.

Oh that's sure as hell going to make presidential elections very fun affairs when both parties have to actually campaign in California and those sweet 50+ electoral votes are up for grabs.

Yep. Though it also depends on how California will handle the coming wildfires and earthquakes that will devastate the state.
Well I guess it's time for Bru
ce to act in some PSAs with Smokey the Bear. Actually can that be a future action in the 80s? Bruce becoming a spokesperson for various causes and starring in PSAs?
 
TV Pitch: Andor
Aside from The Mandalorian, there was another Star Wars show that managed to make a mark in its own way. For despite having the lowest numbers, it had perhaps the most original and interesting premise out of all the crap that Disney regurgitates nowadays. And it was perhaps this which spared him the depredations from the Mouse and his acolyte in Lucasfilms. At the moment there are no news as to whether this show will get a second season, though most signs point to yes. If so, let us hope that its seeming invisibility and the apathy of the too burned-out fans of the franchise serve as a shield from the eyes of She-Who-Ruins-Everything-She-Touches.

Besides, this will definitely help us show the Empire in a different light from what the movies show them, as dark, efficient, and outright despicable as they truly deserve. They are seen as what George actually imagined them, a parallel to the Nazis, and this fight is one for liberation of an entire Galaxy.

As such I give you:

TV Pitch:
Andor


GENRE: Thriller/Action/Spy

SUBGENRE: Drama/Dystopia/Science Fiction

FORMAT: TV Show (12 Episodes)

Set Up: Set a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. The story follows thief-turned-Rebel spy Cassian Andor during the period before the Battle of Yavin, when the Rebel Alliance was trying its best to be known across the Galaxy and avoid the Empire's clutches. When the full might of the Empire dominated and oppressed its people, and where regular men and woman fought using every skill they had, not only in direct confrontations, but in politics, spying, and counter information.

Showrunner: J. Michael Straczynski
Composer: Dennis McCarthy

Cassian Jeron Andor: He is a thief and scavenger whose home planet, Kenari, was rendered uninhabitable by a botched Imperial mining project. Originally known as "Kassa", he's a revolutionary-averse cynic who just wants to try and live his life, as he sees no point in trying to face against the Empire, believing it to be a pointless struggle. He nevertheless takes a job to steal from them in order to get enough money to leave the planet with his mother.

Played By: Jonathan Frakes
Alternate: John Stamos

Luthen Rael: He is part of the Rebel Alliance who hires Cassian on his first mission as a Rebel operative. Publicly, Luthen poses as an eccentric antiques dealer from Coruscant, though it was little more than a front for his network and spy operations. He is very cunning and perceptive as he is able to run the spy network and recruit everyone of any use. He's also devoted to the cause of fighting against the Empire, though he is aware that he will not see the end of the regime. He is also ready to sacrifice and kill allies in order to keep his network intact.

Played By: Robert Duvall
Alternate: Max Von Sydow

Bix Caleen: She is a mechanic, a black weapons dealer, and the friend and ex-girlfriend of Cassian Andor. She took over her parents' salvage yard after their death. A hardworking woman, Caleen is known to be handy and strong, and is smarter and stronger than most people around her believe. The mechanic is also known to take charge and control of situations, which is reflected in how the people around her behave. Selfless and loyal, Caleen acts as a great friend and confidante to Andor.

Played By: Elizabeth Peña
Alternate: Jenny Aguter

Mon Mothma: She is an embattled senator from Chandrila, fighting against the increased overreach of the Imperial regime. Watched closely by agents of the Imperial Security Bureau (ISB), she is secretly raising funds for the nascent Rebel Alliance. Mothma is a courageous and outspoken Senator in the Imperial Senate who criticized the Empire's increasingly authoritarian and repressive policies. Made difficult due to her husband being more in line with the Empire, and her daughter's dissatisfaction.

Played By: Caroline Blakiston
Alternate: Vanessa Redgrave

Syril Karn: He is a Deputy Inspector for Preox-Morlana (Pre-Mor) Authority, a corporate conglomerate in charge of a trade sector. Karn works for Pre-Mor's security services and is determined to capture Andor after he is suspected of murdering two Pre-Mor security employees. He has an extreme sense of need to impress and fill a hole in himself. It's all about ascending to the top of whatever field he's in, with his chosen one being that of restriction, complete control, and domination.

Played By: Brian Brophy
Alternate: Brent Spinner

Dedra Meero: She is a lieutenant and supervisor in the Imperial Security Bureau. Diligent and methodical, she collected and analyzed evidence across the galaxy that indicated an ostensibly more organized rebel effort than her superiors suspected. An ambitious and relentless agent of the Imperial Security Bureau, Supervisor Meero was a devoted advocate for the organization. A ruthless and fiercely intelligent individual, she possessed an acute acumen regarding the rebellion, predicting their actions.

Played By: Helen Mirren
Alternate: Kate Capshaw
Vel Sartha: He is a Rebel leader on the planet Aldhani, and cousin of Mon Mothma. Working in a network operated by Luthen Rael, and heir to a fortune, Sartha sacrificed personal comforts and ran off from his family. With his girlfriend, Cinta Kaz, as a member, Vel led a team of rebels on a mission to break into the armory of the garrison on the Aldhani and steal an Imperial payroll. He's a stern and steady leader, willing to follow Luthen's orders and take responsibility for them, as well as having a no-nonsense attitude when on missions. He trusts his team with his life.

Played By: Bob Gunton
Alternate: Sam Neill

Cinta Kaz: She is a rebel within a network operated by Luthen Rael. Her entire family were killed by stormtroopers, which had her commit to the nascent Rebel Alliance with every fiber of her being. A tough and fearless woman, she prioritizes the rebellion over her personal life and relationships. However, she is willing to break her intense focus when Velin the presence of Vel, and both sides need time for themselves. She is proficient with blasters and adept at medicine.

Played By: Sakina Jaffrey
Alternate: Marina Sirtis

Kino Loy: He is a human male incarcerated in Narkina 5 during Cassian's own sentence. He oversaw the labors of his fellow prisoners working the day shift in Unit Five-Two-D as their Floor manager. With less than a year left of his sentence, he organized and led a riot against the guards on Level Five with Cassian Andor, reaching the control room and inspiring a facility wide uprising in a rousing speech that completely overwhelmed the 84 men staffing the entire facility. Though many of the prisoners escaped from the complex, Loy himself remained, unable to swim in the waters surrounding the prison.

Played By: Patrick Bauchau
Alternate: Terry O'Quinn

Brasso: He is a human male who served as a Grappler and Honor guard on the planet Ferrix within the Free Trade Sector, which he had long been a citizen of. He is a close friend of Cassian Andor, willing to rescue his friend from the pitfalls of his regrettable misadventures and dubious arrangements, despite his constant protests against them. He's cared for Cassian Andor's mother and her droid during his extended absences. And is the one who tells him of her passing upon his return.

Played By: Paul McCrane
Alternate: Paul L. Smith
Maarva Carassi Andor: She is Cassian Andor's adoptive mother, whom she rescued along with her husband, Clem, while smuggling on the planet Kenari. After Clem was hanged by the Empire, she became scared and disapproved of Cassian's rebellious streak despite her contempt for the Empire.

Played By: Betsy Palme

Timm Karlo: a human male who worked at Caleen Salyard on Ferrix with his eventual lover Bix Caleen. Jealous and drunk, Karlo reported the wanted Cassian Andor, the ex-boyfriend of Caleen, to Preox-Morlana. Having seen them talking together, Karlo was upset but also thought he was protecting Caleen.

Played By: Bob Peck

Karis Namik: He is a human male freedom fighter who served as part of a team assigned to steal the quarterly payroll of the Galactic Empire's base on Aldhani. At the time of the mission, the young Nemik was a passionate and idealistic supporter of anti-Imperial causes, and was in the process of writing a manifesto, which he asked to give to Andor when he was at his deathbed.

Played By: Cary Elwes

A.N.: So, one show for after the final movie with The Mandalorian, and one show for before the first movie with Andor. I think it works, as it shows the Empire at its strongest, and as it's disintegrating as well. It shows their cruelty, and it shows parts of its benefits. With this there is balance...until it's upended with more shows later on. Perhaps one that has more of a comedic tone, or perhaps more of a heist story.
 
Sooo.......I found this while trying to find children's television programming that had goose characters as leads and, well.....I don't really know what I'm looking at, but I kind of love it lmao. I think we could try and buy the rights and use the characters as the foundation to start our own animated character catalogue like the Disney or Looney Tunes(also Disney now lol) characters.
 
High Servants are composed of multiple mythological essences (typically 3) and some servants are fictional characters...
Well Han Solo. He's a modern Myth? :V
Speaking of, what are people's thoughts about Bruce drilling into the land he has? I say go for it. It's not like he's drilling on indigenous land, habitat of endangered species or anywhere that'll leak into the ocean. He's drilling in Beverly Hills and could probably contain the area while the Hills would very much love the income from drilling rights. Helps to alleviate the ongoing oil shock somewhat and the Goslings will never have to worry about money.
Now Normally I would say go for it...

But the world doesn't need more crude at this time. And Bruce has become an environmentalist as well so that could be... something.
LMAO, Pat Robertson is crying salty tears over Catholic Bruce being Ronnie's best friend. I suspect that even if Bruce donated hundreds of millions to Catholic charities and was actively being a missionary they would still be mad because he isn't filling their pocket books and reading King James.
You know it. And that's not getting into their absolute insanity that is saying that good ole Joe O'Brian is a warmonger because he happens to have a midlife crisis and decides to save lives as a mercenary and humanitarian.

Even though his wife won't let him leave the country anymore due to that.

And I'm happy to report that the Religious right is in two camps.

The Robinson baptists and other denominations from the south.

And the Mormons, catholic, and others.

It's going to get fun down south, let me tell you what!
Also I know Reagan is the presumptive nominee, but I can't help but imagine in the GOP primary debates the candidates just start talking about how Star Wars, Five Dates, Batman and Conan are the best movies ever to win Bruce over, lol.
No. Mostly because they know Bruce doesn't fall for something as Shalow as flattery of his films or his roles in them.
That's a good and interesting scenario since this is literally the start of their rise to power and in comes Bruce and wrecks their plans. I wouldn't mind starting a center-right faction with Mike Curb and the other West Coast Republicans, Mark Hatfield and Jay Hammond are some rather Based Republicans I wouldn't mind Bruce allying with. Maybe we ensure the Compassionate Conservatives of Bush Sr stay alive.
Well we're also going to need to spread some new blood because dammit, most western Republicans would be considered two-left wing for the future republican party... so gotta keep the liberal wing happy too.

Though if we do that... what do we call it? The Goose Republicans?:V
Well I guess it's time for Bru
ce to act in some PSAs with Smokey the Bear. Actually can that be a future action in the 80s? Bruce becoming a spokesperson for various causes and starring in PSAs?
yes. He can. thats the 80's unlock.
Oh that's sure as hell going to make presidential elections very fun affairs when both parties have to actually campaign in California and those sweet 50+ electoral votes are up for grabs.
Yep. And that means a lot, because dammit, I would love to see more presidential candidates actually actively campaign in California.
+15 to SP...

Dammit who's going to write this, Dave or George?

Or Joseph?
 
Now Normally I would say go for it...

But the world doesn't need more crude at this time. And Bruce has become an environmentalist as well so that could be... something.

Really? The world doesn't need more Crude oil in the midst of the Iran oil shock? Oh well, if Word of God says we shouldn't then that's fine with me. Guess we got a little mini nature reserve in the Hills and we can always rely on the oil deposits as a rainy day fund. Damn, did not expect to moneyblock us through saving the birds, lol.

And I'm happy to report that the Religious right is in two camps.

The Robinson baptists and other denominations from the south.

And the Mormons, catholic, and others.

It's going to get fun down south, let me tell you what!

Huh, I guess we got the Evangelical Right and the Faithful Coalition.
 
Really? The world doesn't need more Crude oil in the midst of the Iran oil shock? Oh well, if Word of God says we shouldn't then that's fine with me. Guess we got a little mini nature reserve in the Hills and we can always rely on the oil deposits as a rainy day fund. Damn, did not expect to moneyblock us through saving the birds, lol.
I'm saying for the fact that the Saudi's are going to be starting to make deals and the shock will soon be over like IRL... unless Ronnie somehow fucks that up...

And also this may just be me talking, but having that in your back pocket when Iraq gets uppity might be something nice to have to.

Though you can do whatever you want. THere will be an action to crack it open, its up to you.
Huh, I guess we got the Evangelical Right and the Faithful Coalition.
That's the... strangest way to say it, but yes.

Which is to say, the religious right is far more fracturous.
 
In My head canon, no one fucks with the Goose...

And instead of actually making Bruce a character, they just make him an actual goose.

Because no one can contain angry honking noises!
I mean bruce would be the kind of man that would see an sitire of him on south park and ask to voice it.
Then ask if he can make it even more angry and unhinged.
 
I mean bruce would be the kind of man that would see an sitire of him on south park and ask to voice it.
Then ask if he can make it even more angry and unhinged.
I mean, you are correct. And it would be a joke that no one would think about.
Uhhhh what kind of flavor of protestant are they so i get a bettee understanding
What kind of Flavor of protastant exists in the united states?

You're going to need to get far more specific. :V
 
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