Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Tarzan in Space. The only child from a group of space colonists that crash landed on a desolate world with weird cat people that totally aren't Na'vi and is adopted by them and raised amongst them, twenty years later some new colonists arrive along with a scientist and his daughter.

Yeah I think I could work with that, it's nearly 2 in the morning though and I have work tomorrow, but I got the whole weekend off so just give me a bit.
 
The only child from a group of space colonists that crash landed on a desolate world with weird cat people that totally aren't Na'vi and is adopted by them and raised amongst them, twenty years later some new colonists arrive along with a scientist and his daughter.
Isn't that basically the plot of Stranger In A Strange Land?
 
40:1 (Sabaton Parody)
40:1 (Sabaton Parody)

Baptised in fire.
40:1

So silent before the storm
Awaiting command
A few has been chosen to stand
As one outnumbered by far
The orders from high command
Fight back, hold your ground!

In early November it came
A war unknown to the world
No army may enter that land
That is protected by Romanian hand
Unless you are forty to one
Your force will soon be undone,
undone

Baptised in fire
40:1
Spirit of Dracula
Death and glory
Soldiers of Romania
Second to none
Wrath of the Soviets brought to a halt

The 15th of November it starts
The Rage of the Bear
A barrage of artillery and tanks
Stand past, the bunkers will hold
The captain has pledged his life
I'll face my fate here!
The sound of artillery strike
So fierce
The thunder of guns

So come, bring on all that you've got
Come hell, come high water, never stop
Unless you are forty to one
Your lives will soon be undone,
undone

Baptised in fire
40:1
Spirit of Dracula
Death and glory
Soldiers of Romania
Second to none
Wrath of the Soviets brought to a halt

Always remember, a fallen soldier
Always remember, fathers and sons at war
Always remember, a fallen soldier
Always remember, fathers and sons at war
Always remember, a fallen soldier
Always remember, buried in history

No vermin may enter that land
That is protected by Romanian hand
Unless you are forty to one
Your force will soon be undone,
undone

Baptised in fire
40:1
Spirit of Dracula
Death and glory!
Soldiers of Romania
Second to none
Wrath of the Soviets brought to a halt

No, no, no

(This is my first post since watching this quest since February this year, just signed in 2 days ago)
 
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Oh, Sweet Summer Child Witch Hunter:
Oh, Sweet Summer Child Witch Hunter:
Blood Moon Crusade: by Bruce O'Brian and Dave Alistair [ Film / Graphic Novel | Horror / War ]
Reward: You have diplomatically told the state of California to fuck off. And you have a national audience for the entire thing.
"Hey, Bruce? You know that prompt you dropped off the other day? The one about the Werewolf Crusade?"

"Sure, what about it?"

"Well, I took another look at it after your court hearing and, well, I wrote a scene for it. Let me know what you think."

Blood Moon Crusade:
INT. DUNGEON - NIGHT

Thiess, battered and shackled, kneels before the Witch Hunter, a zealous figure draped in religious vestments. The flickering torchlight casts eerie shadows across the damp stone walls.

THEISS
(smirking, mocking)
Tell another lie, God is on your side. Never ask forgiveness. You can do no wrong, bow before the strong. Purge the evil sickness.

The Witch Hunter narrows his eyes, his grip tightening on his bloodstained blade.

WITCH HUNTER
(gritting his teeth)
Blasphemer! Your tongue drips with heresy. Prepare to face divine judgment, werewolf!

THEISS
(mockingly, mocking)
Blood upon your blade, of all who try to disobey. Righteous murderer, lawful liar. They call you sanctifier, holy witch hunter.

The Witch Hunter scowls, his righteous facade faltering for a moment.

WITCH HUNTER
(furiously)
Silence, heretic! You twist the truth to suit your demonic agenda.

THEISS
(raising his voice, righteous indignate)
I'm chosen for the pyre, before I meet the jury. But let me ask you, witch hunter, which one of us is guilty?

The Witch Hunter hesitates, his eyes flickering with doubt. Thiess seizes the opportunity to press his point further.

THEISS (CONT'D, righteous fury)
Murderous you fight, the children of the night. Angels have no mercy. The all-forgiving man, with nails inside his hands, oh, he wants you to hurt me.

The Witch Hunter's grip on his blade falters momentarily, his expression a mix of anger and confusion.

THEISS (CONT'D, once more mocking)
Blood upon your blade, of heathens too far-gone to save. Tie the noose tightly 'round my neck, shepherd's sheep that he must protect. Hunt me down once you catch the scent, guilty 'til proven innocent.

The room hangs heavy with tension as Thiess's words sink in. The Witch Hunter's righteous facade crumbles further, revealing a glimmer of doubt in his eyes.

THEISS (CONT'D, now pitying the man)
You claim to be a defender of Christ, yet you forsake His teachings. Love, mercy, forgiveness—these are the weapons of true righteousness, not blind zealotry. You've lost your way, witch hunter.

The Witch Hunter's grip loosens on his blade, his face contorted with inner turmoil. Thiess's words strike a chord within him, challenging the foundations of his rigid beliefs.

THEISS (CONT'D, calm)
Before you pass judgment on me, look within your own heart. Examine the darkness that festers within your zealous soul. Are you truly following the path of Christ, or have you become a pawn of your own self-righteousness?

The silence hangs heavy in the dungeon, the flickering torches casting dancing shadows upon the walls. The Witch Hunter, caught in a moment of introspection, struggles to find a response.

As the scene fades out, the profound impact of Thiess's words lingers in the air, leaving the Witch Hunter to question the righteousness of his actions for fear of God's wrath.


A/N: Listened to Jonathan Young's new album, and his 'Witch Hunter' track is pretty spot on to what happened in that court room.
 
Movie Pitch: Independence Day
Alright then. Here's my Sci Fi pitch for the challenge. I'm going to be honest; Independence Day is perhaps one of my favorite movies, and on that no matter what I'm feeling I just have to watch it and feel good as I see a simple, patriotic, Good Vs. Evil movie that feels more like a homage to all those B-plot movies from the 50s involving aliens that any other thing. Besides, who doesn't feel that rush of adrenalin and patriotism when President Whitmore declares they will celebrate their Independence Day!

No one, that's who!!!

Frankly, I want us to make this movie, I want it to be here, to exist in a period where American Patriotism and good values have yet to be completely eroded, where people can actually feel more than now when they see a movie that shows us as the good guys that we clearly are. Plus, if we play our cards right, perhaps we can make a sequel that doesn't actually suck.

Thus, I give you:

Movie Pitch:
Independence Day


GENRE: Action/Adventure/Science Fiction

SUBGENRE: Thriller/Disaster

FORMAT: Movie

Set Up: The film focuses on disparate groups of people who, after the collapse of the satellite network, converge in the Nevada desert in the aftermath of a worldwide attack by a powerful extraterrestrial race. Discovering that aliens had visited before, and with their forces whittling away fay after day, the President makes an announcement. With the other people of the world, they will launch a counterattack on July 4—Independence Day in the United States.

Director: Robert Zemeckis
Composer: Jerry Goldsmith

President Thomas J. Whitmore: A former fighter pilot who became a politician afterwards. Despite his lack of experience in politics, Whitmore won over the public through his idealism and war service, and became the youngest president at the age of 39. His popularity plummeted however due to said inexperience and being bogged down when trying to pass through his policies and bills. He proved for a decisive and inspiring leader however when the alien attacks destroyed nearly all the cities, and he rallied the people and his remaining forces into a counterattack.

Played By: Harrison Ford
Alternate: Michael Douglas

David Levinson: He is a former satellite technician from New York City who became an integral figure in the alien invasion when he discovered the exact moment the aliens would attack, as well as deciphering their signal and coming up with a plan to disable their force shields, thus allowing for the counter attack to happen. He then volunteered on a stealth mission to the Alien Mothership to destroy it, and bring an end to the invasion once and for all.

Played By: Harold Ramis
Alternate: Michael Keaton

Captain Steven Hiller: He is a U.S. Marine Corps Fighter pilot and Captain of the Black Knights squadron stationed at El Toro in Irvine, California. With his desire to become an astronaut halted, he is still a member when the Aliens attack, and is one of the survivors of the initial wave of the invasion. He was able to take down one of the enemy's fighter ships, and capture one of the aliens as well. Eventually being allowed to pilot into the Alien Mothership with Levinson in order to take it down.

Played By: Eddie Murphy
Alternate: Denzel Washington

Constance Spano: She is U.S. President Thomas Whitmore's White House Communications Director. She's also David Levinson former wife, as they divorced when he thought she was having an affair with the president (she wasn't). During the events of the alien invasion, Constance stuck close by the President and coincidentally her ex-husband. Constance initially dismissed David's warnings to leave Washington, D.C. until David finally traveled to Washington and explained to her about the aliens' hostile intentions for Earth.

Played By: Geena Davis
Alternate: Julie Hagerty

Russell Casse: He is a veteran War fighter pilot and crop duster from Imperial Valley, California. He claimed that he was abducted by aliens and attested that they experimented on him that led to his trauma and his belief that they are planning to kill humanity. Due to his obsession with proving the truth he was not there when his wife died, leading to a difficult relationship with his children. He sacrificed himself to destroy a City Destroyer threatening Area 51 during the alien invasion.

Played By: Dennis Hopper
Alternate: Bruce Dern
Julius Levinson: He is a Jewish rabbi and the father of David Levinson. David went to Julius in requesting his help in driving him to Washington, D.C. to warn the President of the aliens' intentions. He and his son later evacuated Washington on Air Force One before the city was destroyed.
When an argument ensues between David, Whitmore and his staff over launching a nuclear attack on the invaders, Julius quickly came to his son's defense and derided the officials that they did nothing to prevent the attacks.

Played By: Peter Falk
Alternate: Kenneth McMillan

General William Grey: He is a U.S. Marine Corps General who served as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under President Thomas Whitmore. General Grey is a dutiful man, and loyal to the president, preferring to remain at his side rather than evacuating with the Vice-President and the Joint Chiefs before the arrival of David. He was furious when he later learned that the existence of Area 51 had remained hidden for all this time, and helped coordinate the Counter attack with the rest of the world once they had a plan.

Played By: George C. Scott
Alternate: Charlton Heston

Secretary of Defense Albert Nimzicki: He is the U.S. Secretary of Defense under President Thomas Whitmore and former Director of the Central Intelligence Agency. A man who thought more on the politics of the situation and preserving his own skin he kept the secret of Area 51 and urged the president on using nuclear weapons on the Aliens instead. Eventually, he's fired by the President when he tries to advice against the counter attack plan.

Played By: William Atherton
Alternate: Ronny Cox

Dr. Brackish Okun: He is the director of research at Area 51. During the alien invasion, Okun was surprised and excited that the spacecraft they kept at Area 51 reactivated due to their arrival. He later greeted the arrival of the President and his entourage, and became their guide through Area 51, explaining to them what he and his staff knew so far about the aliens. Whitmore then assigned David Levinson to help Okun and his research team. He was sent into a coma after performing an autopsy on an alien body, and being mentally controlled.

Played By: Christopher Lloyd
Alternate: John Lithgow
First Lady Marylin Whitmore: She is the First Lady of the United States and the wife of Thomas Whitmore. She was caught in the attack on Los Angeles, found by Jasmine Dubrow, and passed away in Area 51, with her husband and daughter at her side.

Played By: Sigourney Weaver

Jasmine Dubrow: She is an exotic dancer in Los Angeles, the wife of Colonel Steven Hiller, as well as the mother of Dylan. She tried to leave the city before the attack, but couldn't. She found the First Lady and took care of her before Steven found her and brought them both to Area 51.

Played By: Jackée Harry

Marty Gilbert: He was the manager of a cable company, and friend of David Levinson. Though he tried to leave New York after getting the warning from David, he was unable and died in the attack.

Played By: Danny DeVito

Major Mitchell: He is the commanding officer of Area 51. He became an aide to the President and helped recruit volunteers for the counter attack, as well as aiding the civilians sheltered.

Played By: Val Kilmer

Captain Jimmy Wilder: He is a U.S. Marine Corps Fighter pilot and Captain of the Black Knights squadron. He is the best friend of fellow pilot Steven Hiller, and died in the initial attacks against the aliens.

Played By: Michael Biehn

A.N.: Alright, please @Magoose let me know if this qualifies for the Challenge. In the meantime, I think I'll start working on a new Solomon Kane Pitch/Script. I may not finish in time for the challenge, but I think it's long overdue that I write one. One thing though, we already have a script for Solomon Kane ready to be Produced, and I'm sure I put it in the scripts section as well, so why does Mike need another one?
 
One question though. Why does Mike want a Solomon Kane script? I mean, he already has one in "Solomon Kane and the Shadows of Africa" all ready to go
He wants to have a complete trilogy in his back pocket so he can dangle it over Martins head when he needs to come back from his funk which we know will happen.
 
So I'm open to questions. Ask away but stick to like 3 per person so i can answer them.
 
How many new actions are we getting in the '80s?

When can we start touring with the band?

What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
So I'm open to questions. Ask away but stick to like 3 per person so i can answer them.

What do Joely and Tricia think of Bruce and Mary and how does Mary get along with them?

With recent developments, is Hanna-Barbera open to purchase?

Has there been any major developments in the Soviet-Romanian War.

When can we start touring with the band?

I don't know why one of your priorities is having Bruce be a rockstar with his friends. He's very busy being an actor and running Lucasfilms. Going on tour is a waste of time that distracts Bruce from his film empire.
 
I don't know why one of your priorities is having Bruce be a rockstar with his friends. He's very busy being an actor and running Lucasfilms. Going on tour is a waste of time that distracts Bruce from his film empire.
Because I want the man to have fun? Because I don't want to risk having him burnout without a hobby? Because it'll help net him a new skill set and broaden his audience? Because it'll help with networking with certain actors and directors like Christopher Lee, Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, Elvis Prestley, Queen, Ryan Gosling, Jack Black, Zoey Deschanel, Hugh Jackman, Steve Martin, Jamie Foxx and many more?
 
What if we do an animated movie about the Emu War following the friendship of an emu and a young boy as the government wages war on the emus for eating up all the wheat? Alternatively, it could serve as a great dark comedy akin to Death of Stalin, it was that stupid.
 
So I'm open to questions. Ask away but stick to like 3 per person so i can answer them.

what is the opinion of the army on us ?,do they hate us for helping veteran and thus make them look bad,the same way other holywood studios seem to don't like us because we are better than them ?

How are we seen in irland ?

why are the posts telling us the results of our movies in sidestory instead of threadmark ?
 
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So, we've got plenty OG SW shows or their adaptation, but I really liked that one idea about a patriotic guy getting disillusioned with the Empire. How about something akin to 3-5 Season show covering life of Grand Moff Tarkin?
We can expand on him to create a Tywin Lannister expy in space, from his refinement in youth, to the Republic Admiral, explore the possible inspirations for Tarkin Doctrine, Fall of the Republic from the eyes of a conspirator, Death Star construction and until his eventual demise. Make it a political/military drama with a bit of adventure in first seasons, slowly changing and loosing that enthusiasm to create a better galaxy through nice methods and settling on absolute power and fear. Some Hitler parallels perhaps?
 
When we make The Shining we should bring King on board to weigh in on any changes we make to it. I was thinking that we replace the topiary animals with statues for some Weeping Angels style scares.

Who should we cast as Jack Torrance? Robin Williams was considered, to King's displeasure, but unless he can find room in his schedule he'll be busy with Mork & Mindy until 1982. Personally I'd keep the cast mostly OTL. Except poor Shelley Duvall won't be quite so abused in this timeline.

Personally, I'm more interested in casting IT. Other than keeping Curry I've got some ideas. Like Michael Keaton as Bill Denbrough. Robert Englund as Richie Tozier. Keith David as Mike Hanlon.
 
Who should we cast as Jack Torrance? Robin Williams was considered, to King's displeasure, but unless he can find room in his schedule he'll be busy with Mork & Mindy until 1982.
I think King was only displeased at the time because Robin hadn't shown how well he can act yet, still being the "just a funny man".
 
How many new actions are we getting in the '80s?
Yes.
When can we start touring with the band?
When you form one and if Robin and John don't feel like expanding their careers in acting working for us.
What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European swallow?
What do Joely and Tricia think of Bruce and Mary and how does Mary get along with them?
They think Bruce is a bit serious and Mary is the most adorable thing.
With recent developments, is Hanna-Barbera open to purchase?
Not until the 80s
Has there been any major developments in the Soviet-Romanian War.
End of the year will have some news reports.
Does Bruce HAVE a middle name?
Yes.
Max benchpress weight?
475 pounds.
Demographics for his fanbase and their thoughts on them?
70% of Bruce's fan base is in the younger then 30 demographic with an even 50/50 male to female proportion.

His fan girls are absolutely wondering how Carrie married him when he had literally the entire female population of the world wanting to sleep with him.

(Hint: he has better sex with Carrie then he would ever have with some flings)
How is the Miraculous production going?
It's nearly complete and Team Miraculous really love it.

If we do a second season everyone will come back.
How have the Batman fans reacted to the movie? What did they think of the Post Credit Scene?
Batman fans love it.

As for the post credits… the world lost its god damn mind.
How is Martin Scorsese taking the reception for Raging Bull?
He's content. And really wants to win an Oscar this year.
Where do nerf darts go?
Under the sofa where no one can find them.
what is the opinion of the army on us ?,do they hate us for helping veteran and thus make them look bad,the same way other holywood studios seem to don't like us because we are better than them ?
The army has mixed views on us. On one hand we're helping all the boys getting discharged and that puts less of a strain on the va and the army looks good.

Bad news is they have to confront the reality where PTSD is real and they have to work on preventing it if they can. And they are afraid of what might happen if someone sued the army for listing about stuff.
How are we seen in irland ?
Depends, in the north or south.
why are the posts telling us the results of our movies in sidestory instead of threadmark ?
It's mostly so that they are all in one place, in as good an order as we can.

And so it can remain organized.
I think King was only displeased at the time because Robin hadn't shown how well he can act yet, still being the "just a funny man".
Well Robin has shown to have a little range with Five Dates but he was considered a bad part of that movie.
 
I have an idea, we could hire Drew Struzan, his works of art and his movie posters are wonderful and could help a little to combat the decline of traditionally illustrated poster art ?

Perhaps we could even provide sponsorship and help him express his art beyond film posters?

edit;did we hired him for some of our movies ?,hope yes
 
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