No, no she would not. She's got the power sure, but she is utterly Batshit insane in the same way McGucket is.

Yeah... though, if she currently is a crazy hobo lady, we may be able to have Technor help her work through her... issues. Her many, many issues. She's similar to McGucket in that way. If we ever want to use recruit her, she'd need many, many, many, many sessions with Technor.

... also, this-

Her descent into insanity is implied to be a result of the Solarian Warrior metamorphosis who erased her fear and conscience,

- is true, we may be able to try and use magic and reverse the process. Or, at least, try and find a way to reverse madness caused by magic.

Though, if there's no way to help her, both through Technor or through magical means, well... I suggest throwing her at Toffee and hoping that they both kill each other. And, if she survives, send her at Bill.

Also these cape monsterification is slowly building up into becoming a problem. Do we even have special Non-Toon prisons in Doofania?

Judging by how neither Lizze nor Stanley managed to escape our prisons, it's possible we do. I mean, we haven't been given the chance to build one yet, but that may chance in the future.

We also have Jumba. He should be an old hand at locking up genetic monstrosities. Even if said "locking up" involves dehydrating them.
 
When we get more diplomacy we need to reach out to Liz, figure out that she's a clone trying to cure the original, and with Jumba do it. Then we can take steps for poaching Dr Sevarius to seize complete control of the HUMAN GENOME!
 
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Judging by how neither Lizze nor Stanley managed to escape our prisons, it's possible we do. I mean, we haven't been given the chance to build one yet, but that may chance in the future.
Big difference is that those two are more tech that physically superior Super. Though with how their prison was described, it felt more like a luxurious non-voluntary hotel stay instead.


We also have Jumba. He should be an old hand at locking up genetic monstrosities. Even if said "locking up" involves dehydrating them.
This though, makes good amount of sense, though we dont really have any way to fortify ourselves against magic for now. I say we wait before making our definitive Doofania Jail for Non-Toons.

Then we can take steps for poaching Dr Sevarius to seize complete control of the HUMAN GENOME!
Dr. Sevarius seem to be an inferior version of Jumba though. Best to just steal the data, or just start from the ground ourself to avoid mistakes.
 
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So considering that capes are having a resurgence in popularity we should consider doing a P.R blitz with Hego. Not only would it counter dooms claims that we do not care about capes it could help bring other super powered individuals to come work for us
 
Edit: OOH someone already agrees she's McGucket's other half.

Why did I say that

I can't unsee it

THE HORROR
Ha...
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!?! NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE ABSOLUTE HORROR AND CHAOS THAT IS BOTH THIS UNHOLY MATRIMONY AND THE RESULTS OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahs...
Um, I'd think McGucket's raccoon wife would have something to say to that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Why did you remind me.
You made it worse
They're a thruple now
I can't process
It's
Too
Strong
The cursed! The CURSED




All is fine. Why would I now be trying to possibly make such an illogical ship sail?
HAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHZHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

THE SHIP MUST SAIL! ALWAYS AND FOREVER!
 
DoofQuest: From Ruler to Cursed Matchmaker

Oh, that? Absolutely nothing. I must suggest you tone your font down - that level of hatred is reserved for Janna v Toffee, not explosion over such an OBVIOUS joke.

yes... A joke.
 
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So considering that capes are having a resurgence in popularity we should consider doing a P.R blitz with Hego. Not only would it counter dooms claims that we do not care about capes it could help bring other super powered individuals to come work for us
Considering that we are supervillain. Wouldn't recruiting Super's be harder as the Heroes are no longer as desperate for a job and the Villains becoming too pridefull to work for another Villain?
 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!
I delight in the strangest and most unlikely of couples.

Healthy relationships are my OTP, but my favorites are the weird ones.

Also, good job with the red text. Definitely adds to your statement.

so someone's going to add McGucket's raccoon wife to the shipping chart, right
Oooooh, I'll go check and see if I'm allowed to edit it.
 
Mina Loveberry was a poor peasant woman that volunteered to be a part of Queen Solaria Butterfly's army, underwent a three-stage magical metamorphosis that turned her into one of Queen Solaria's "Solarian Warriors", and fought alongside Queen Solaria on the battlefield. Her descent into insanity is implied to be a result of the Solarian Warrior metamorphosis which erased her fear and conscience, and was the only Solarian Warrior who managed to survive into the time in which Star vs. The Forces OF Evil takes place. She was also an idol for Star Butterfly.

Mina became an antagonist in the fourth and final season of Star vs. The Forces of Evil, leading an army of new Solarian Warriors to wipe out the monsters in Mewni.
Important piece of context, Solaria was one of, if not the, most genocidal queens Mewni ever had, to the extent that while pretty much every other Queen has a nice friendly epithet hers is "The Monster Carver"

She spent most of her reign hunting down and killing every Monster she saw and the time she didn't spend doing that she spent planning future genocides and writing books about sadistic ways to kill the different species of Monsters and how killing them was a mercy

That's why she made the Solarian Warriors, not in response to some great threat but to kill as many Monsters as possible as quickly as possible
 
...And quite proud of his ninja-ness if I remember correctly...

YO

FINALLY

So, we've NEVER used Wile's White Bird ability, the +10 to hunting down nemeses. We can finally use it and find Garou! And probably Pucca on the process. You PHYSICALLY cannot be near one without the other being in a 100 foot radius.
That refers to nemesis units (like Inquinator) or other hero units that become your enemies. We don't know about Garu yet, and its unknown if he'll appear at all, but it could happen.
 
I for one love the fact Mina is here, I think her and Mcgucket being friends would be worse then if they were married. Beside they moth have giant suits to fight with
 
Important piece of context, Solaria was one of, if not the, most genocidal queens Mewni ever had, to the extent that while pretty much every other Queen has a nice friendly epithet hers is "The Monster Carver"

She spent most of her reign hunting down and killing every Monster she saw and the time she didn't spend doing that she spent planning future genocides and writing books about sadistic ways to kill the different species of Monsters and how killing them was a mercy

That's why she made the Solarian Warriors, not in response to some great threat but to kill as many Monsters as possible as quickly as possible

Yeah, Mina is someone I have ethical issues ever using. Like, if we are desperate as a rocket launched at Toffee, but understand this. She was effectively the Season 4 villain (with a few patrons) Toffee was the season two. I really, really don't want to let her get power. Mcgucket loose canon but ultimately, probably a goodish guy, Mina, as the show goes on, is shown to be your racist grandma if she had the power to commit genocide. Honestly, I think one of the points of the show was to make her initially seem semi-harmless, oh that racist old person, and then pull back the curtain on what her beliefs really mean if they get power.
 
*Static*
Bellweather? Put another Omake on the schedule. Noncanon, obviously.
Call it...
"A Match Made In Heaven, While All The Gods Were Drunk."
*static*
 
... That is a very good name.

Edit: I'm adding it to the shipping chart
Ah, thank you, I do try... I intended for "A Match Made In Hell," but then I thought even holy beings would find it funny, especially with their judgement impaired so they have to deal with it AND a hangover.

Wa
it.

His captain's trance is broken.

There's a SHIPPING CHART?
 
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