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I wouldn't be surprised if the USN is kind of gutted - Pearl Harbor always has been a very important USN installation, and with that no longer available, the USN probably lost a serious portion of the USPACFLT, in particular their primary HQ, as well as likely every ship, piece of equipment, and member of the military present when the GalFed decided to apply force. Either due to being KIA due to GalFed weapons fire, or being stuck on the island chain without enough firepower to break through.

Alternatively, USPACFLT personnel that left Hawaii got shuffled into witness protection, and are officially casualties of the "Flubber Explosion", while secretly remaining in the continental US - likely with the ships that left Hawaii being mothballed, repainted, and slowly introduced back into USN service as the ships that "replaced" them.

US Army likely is still fighting the War In Afghanistan - possibly made worse by superpowers on both sides. They're likely the branch of the US Armed Forces that's doing the best, followed probably by the Marines (still useful, even with a much diminished Navy to transport them), the Air Force (who are probably quietly gathering resources for some sort of F-XX Program, to develop a fighter to try and at least allow for numbers to compensate for quality in fights with GalFed units), the Coast Guard (likely being used as patsies by the CIA/Navy to maintain a blockade around Hawaii), and then the Navy.
 
Alexander Sturnn said:
Are you TRYING to make that poor Man's brain explode?!
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Yes.

But can you imagine it? Dennis probably would be practicing Kung Fool and he has low enough intrigue that he would mention that he was taught by Genghis Khan. The shere shock that Doof would be willing to reveal that he revived Genghis Khan and the Khan of Khans declared that Dennis the Duck had potential would drive Xanatos nuts. Not to mention Swole Dennis is amazing. I want to show him off.
 
SolipsistSerpent said:
Should we be devoting actions to studying Doof's ancestral spellbook so he has an occult rating by the time of the auction?
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That would be smart... which is probably why we won't do it.
antsx said:
In the future if Khan have free time, should we start a Mongolian fitness class for people to pay Khan for our experience?
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That could work. No self-respecting villain would say no to extra money.
MrHobbit said:
Should we bring Dennis with us?
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No. A muscular Doof is a physics-defying phenomenon that exists outside of reason. Brining Dennis on top of that would give a logical and practical man such as Xanatos a very nasty reaction; his brain would shut down so it could better deal with the trauma as a sort of defense mechanism, if not outright giving him an aneurysm and killing him.
 
WinterPhoenix said:
Oh dosh garnet, this song always makes me sad. Poor Doof finally had something going his way, then his own satellite he just destroyed falls and ruins it for him.

I'm glad our version of Doof is doing well for himself, at least.
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Hey, if we took over the Tri-State Area before this, she might still be out there. @Made in Heaven, could this be true?
 
Ash19256 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the USN is kind of gutted - Pearl Harbor always has been a very important USN installation, and with that no longer available, the USN probably lost a serious portion of the USPACFLT, in particular their primary HQ, as well as likely every ship, piece of equipment, and member of the military present when the GalFed decided to apply force. Either due to being KIA due to GalFed weapons fire, or being stuck on the island chain without enough firepower to break through.

Alternatively, USPACFLT personnel that left Hawaii got shuffled into witness protection, and are officially casualties of the "Flubber Explosion", while secretly remaining in the continental US - likely with the ships that left Hawaii being mothballed, repainted, and slowly introduced back into USN service as the ships that "replaced" them.

US Army likely is still fighting the War In Afghanistan - possibly made worse by superpowers on both sides. They're likely the branch of the US Armed Forces that's doing the best, followed probably by the Marines (still useful, even with a much diminished Navy to transport them), the Air Force (who are probably quietly gathering resources for some sort of F-XX Program, to develop a fighter to try and at least allow for numbers to compensate for quality in fights with GalFed units), the Coast Guard (likely being used as patsies by the CIA/Navy to maintain a blockade around Hawaii), and then the Navy.
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Oh, I was guessing that Domestic National Guard units are either in three brands of Trouble, what with two wastelands, and whatever the Hell is going on in the Deep South, or suffering loyalty problems as corporations might be frisky enough to buy entire military units loyalty covertly.

That is to say if they haven't been eliminated out right by other factors.
 
SolipsistSerpent said:
Should we be devoting actions to studying Doof's ancestral spellbook so he has an occult rating by the time of the auction?
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Yes please.

TempestK said:
Absolutely not! Dennis is not Goofy, and we don't want him sandwiching Fox, or god forbid, Xanatos himself.
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I am fairly sure that Xanatos would simply accept the sandwich and take a bite out of it without drama.

I suspect he has, living as he does in a world with toons, something like Agent Russ's ability to just... adapt... to their zaniness in a way that permits him to keep his dignity.
 
How about we take
[ ] Take self-defense classes

We'll keep getting a little more swole each turn. If we keep at it for just 6 turns, assuming it's a 1d4 each time, we'll get an average of 15 points!
 
firefrog600 said:
their speaking of a penis. cause a penis can be measured.
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Ducks have internal genitalia, though they can evert their cloaca terrifying distances when the mood strikes them. Its like a meat harpoon.

I'm pretty sure it can't be measured outside of somewhere between 'negative numbers' to 'its as long as it has to be'.

Now moving on to happier topics. Admittedly puppies in a wood chipper would still be happier, but still.
 
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Nystical said:
How about we take
[ ] Take self-defense classes

We'll keep getting a little more swole each turn. If we keep at it for just 6 turns, assuming it's a 1d4 each time, we'll get an average of 15 points!
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Definitely at some point but we just got a pretty hefty Martial bonus

In my opinion we should always be taking the tinker with Inators personal and action to minimise how bad our Inator could be

Next turn I think our Personal Actions should be Spellbook, Roger, Tinker and Search for interesting stories
 
jonasquinn said:
Next turn I think our Personal Actions should be Spellbook, Roger, Tinker and Search for interesting stories
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I could agree with that. In about two turns we'll have finished the spellbook and summer will be over, so we could use one of those to talk to Goofy and another for getting swole.

We'll have to save the Norm introspection personal until we have done more AI research.
 
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Leaving a Kooky Little Place- B-Side
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    • I consider this and the previous snippet one unit
    Silent Grove said:
    Leaving a Kooky Little Place​
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    Leaving a Kooky Little Place – B side​

    He had finally done it. He had bested that goody-two shoes Supper Bunny, now nothing would get in his way!

    "Soon all the carrots in BunnyTown will be mine! Mine! Mine! EH heh heh heh heh hehhh" The beanie bearing bunny cackled as he snuck up to Farmer Gramps carrot patch. If his Carrot Picker 4.0 were to come to fruition, Little Bad Bunny needed to know how the Daucus carota moved throughout the town. Ergo the young rod-puppet saw it best to start by observing the source.

    "Ah look at me getting all flustered. I'm going to miss you guys." Said Farmer Gramps to his carrots. "I know we haven't known each other so long but you've been one of the best harvests a farmer could ask for."

    "Clarence," Farmer G paused to let a carrot at the top of the crates respond. "I want you to keep an eye on your sister. And Debra," the carrot poking out of a hole near a BunnyTown Farm's logo judging by the old man's eyeline. "I want you to try and make friends with those city carrots. I know it's scary leaving BunnyTown,"

    "WHAT!"

    "but you are a good kid and I want everyone to know that."

    From there, Farmer Gramps went on to address every carrot in the 10 pounds of produce. Growing more teary-eyed by the minuet. At the end, he had burnt through three whole boxes of tissues, and his beard was saturated with snot and tears.

    "Now ya'll wait here, I'm going to clean up this mess I made and I'll be back to introduce ya'll to Truckdriver Katee… Want to put the best foot forward don't we."

    And so the carrot caretaker hopped off to his house. Allowing the bunny who was spying on him to process a statement made 2 hours ago.

    "Carrots leaving BunnyTown!?" This would not do, this would not stand! Carrots existed to fill his belly and those who would oppose that belief must be stopped.

    From his vantage point atop a hill, he could see a truck making its way towards the farm reading "Hopper Food Group", giving him a target for his ire. But thinking back he could remember that other vehicles with this logo passing by his home. Chances are, the driver isn't the source of his problem, but they could lead him straight to them."

    "EH heh heh heh heh hehhh" Little Bad Bunny had work to do.

    AN: I felt bad introducing LBB indirectly. Also I feel bad For F.G. as he was internally screaming while talking to Katee.
     
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    • MrHobbit said:
    You know? It might speed up getting an Occult score if we Summon Malifishmertz.
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    Probably not. If it only takes two actions to finish the Spell book (likely but not guaranteed), spending one action on summoning him and possibly another to learn from him would work out the same.

    Plus, I think we'd be better finishing it, getting a score, then summoning him and asking to help improve it.
     
    Nystical said:
    I could agree with that. In about two turns we'll have finished the spellbook and summer will be over, so we could use one of those to talk to Goofy and another for getting swole.

    We'll have to save the Norm introspection personal until we have done more AI research.
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    Plus depending on the rolls we could finish with Roger soon and not need to search for interesting stories a second time
     
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    HOME OF THE BRAVE Part One: The Thoughts of Lost Military
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    • And the HOME OF THE BRAVE Part One:The Thoughts of Lost Military

    It all started with a Call, a mobilization of reserves, a quiet call for support, and the dawning realization of the reality that Hope and Help aren't coming.

    First it starts with containment, get things cordoned off before the CDC and EPA sort it out.

    At first it started near Fair Island, then it grew from the Peninsula...then it got worse and came out of the damn cities.

    Then the Bugs showed up, and tore us apart.

    I still hear the Screams.

    The Colonel tells us we have to fight them...to contain this thing, no matter the cost.

    People living here are insane, thinking the bugs or the so called "King '' will save them, well that's too bad, I'd rather take one to the brain then bend the knee to some madman.

    What has this world come to that we throw away our beliefs to someone who may not even care about us at all.

    Ain't nothing fair...Ain't nothing forgiven.

    The Journal of Cpl Mike Dalton, 32nd Infantry Brigade "The Red Arrows" Recovered from his body after being killed by a Toxic Bug.

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    I blame EVERYTHING on Buy and Large...there I'll say it, THEIR STUPID SPACESHIP!!

    THEIR STUPID TRASH POLICY!! AND EVEN THE RAMPANT ENVIRONMENTAL COLLAPSE!!

    NOT EVEN THE CUTE ROBOTS CAN MAKE UP FOR THE UTTER HELL I AM LIVING THROUGH!!

    A "WALL-E" has been ever helpful in keeping us alive and not dead, if anything its the other troubles we've been trying to deal with the other troubles that exist in this hellhole. If nothing else…

    We have been trying to trickle out of this god forsaken place slowly, because...we're gonna loot this place dry before Drakktech can. Cause there is some QUALITY LOOT HERE!!

    We've been trying to arrange an "EVE" unit to go along with our WALL-E for a few weeks now...so we ain't leaving until we get what we came for.

    That is the Nuclear Weapons that are in the wasteland.

    Yeah...we don't want anyone to touch them,speacially Drakktech.

    That Super supremacist can kiss my boots before getting the spears.

    Colonel Raymond Harris 1st infantry Division "Big Red One" His unit has been MIA since 2015 after returning from Afghanistan...they have been trying to loot BnL resources for the government with mixed success. Now getting those resources out of the Wasteland is another matter entirely.

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    "So...that's all we have from our agents in the field?" An Agent Harlow said.

    "Yep...we've given the colonel some support but to be frank, getting the nukes out of the Wasteland is another matter entirely, not to mention the tech could give NASA and other organizations a field day." Another Agent, Henderson said.

    "I'll have to inform some of our other agents in the field that certain factors are now in play… and hope that these men hold it together for just a little while longer." Harlow said. "I can only hope that other forces in the US are doing better then they are...especially the ones near Danville, how are they taking this?"

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    AN: This is just a guess, for two of them, this could be wrong, or utterly correct, but I only have enough energy for two of them, the Big Red One and Red Arrows.

    One is currently Fighting a Jungle that wants to kill them all, the other is playing matchmaker with cute robots, stealing wasteland tech, and trying to get the Nukes...far away from the Kings.

    Someone better send a complaint to the Department of Defence.

    No Have Russ do it.

    Also Enjoy this short headcanon/report to the CIA and FBI.
     
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