Given that the 33 is the same thing from the previous sabotage roll, it is likely to be [spiders into the vents], rather than LOVEMUFFIN secretly running the cookie mafia in our territory.
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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
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- Crossover
Given that the 33 is the same thing from the previous sabotage roll, it is likely to be [spiders into the vents], rather than LOVEMUFFIN secretly running the cookie mafia in our territory.
KidFromPallet
Pokemon Fan
- Location
- Pallet Town
ENCOM continues to be a thorn in our side. We *need* a way to check them like how all the other "normal" Kings check each other. No idea how to do decisively manage that, though. Nat 100s are Nat 100s, of course, no way around that, but it'd be nice to have a Rival Report that isn't "more and more of DoofOS is hacked/rendered obsolete".
Yes, yes. Screw you too, Doom. Moving on.
Gonna have to double down on the digital front if we don't want to get booted from it entirely, it appears. Looks like we're stuck in action economy hell for the time being.
Might want to get started on this action train soon, given it'll take a while to complete.
The Flip-Flap-Flim-Flam-Googly-Moogly, Xanatos?!
You *just* told us "Oh yeah man, gotta keep that Masquerade up. Can't let it fall. Great thing, that Masquerade." and then you pull a stunt like this?!
Whhhhyyyyyy.
We could've been planning our magic school, dagnabbit.
Gosh darn it, if we had just rolled higher than a *16*.
Still, nothing to do but wait for the interludes. Things are rarely as bad as Rival Reports would lead you to believe, and given that's been confirmed true this time as well, I'm fine with stuff.
Although it has cemented my desire to not give out warnings about the Probabilitator-Inator, because if Xanatos can mess with the Masquerade without telling us we can mess with the laws of physics without telling him.
A good enough success? Remember, the Probabillinator makes ALL successes critical. If we do it next turn...Russ, you ready to become unfireable?
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AProcrastinator
You can Certainly Try
- Location
- Getting Somewhere
- Pronouns
- She/Hers
So, uh, something I wanna point out re: good PR, and who has it.
The SRA, which has been nigh-universally reviled for many years, reaching an absolute fever pitch this election year, bolstered in its hatred by Glomgold's accidental Critical Failure ... is pretty unpopular. Martinez was the candidate most publicly in favor of repealing it. This public promise of repeal earned him a +30 boost at running for the United States of America.
Xanatos giving him public and open support gave him ten points more.
Holy shit, Xanay.
The SRA, which has been nigh-universally reviled for many years, reaching an absolute fever pitch this election year, bolstered in its hatred by Glomgold's accidental Critical Failure ... is pretty unpopular. Martinez was the candidate most publicly in favor of repealing it. This public promise of repeal earned him a +30 boost at running for the United States of America.
Xanatos giving him public and open support gave him ten points more.
Holy shit, Xanay.
ReaperofInterest
Herald of Disaster
In any case, it looks like we know why Hawk's death wasn't immediately exposed. Doom clearly spent quite a bit of effort framing Bobcat. The only real.question though, is if Clever is actually working for Doom,as opposed to just nominally working for Doom. Depending on the answer, that might affect the DC for investigating Hawk's death ourselves.
I am rather curious though: wasn't the Phantom Blot suppose to leave a parting "gift" for Doom? Or is that next turn?
I am rather curious though: wasn't the Phantom Blot suppose to leave a parting "gift" for Doom? Or is that next turn?
Cleaver is a Toon, so he's probably not a fan of Doomsy-boy, but, well, Doom is his employer, and he's loyal to nothing if not the law.
- Location
- In a void
Lets mess with people and in a way about no one can figure out. Also we need to get into the cyber world and get things up. But also need to get those transmissions working. Also Karnage works for Khan, I think we can turn away from working with him, instead get access to Shegos power tech instead. Also hammer Investigate Hawk.
WorthyAlchemist?
100% certifiably without-a-doubt mediocre
- Location
- That place...yeah that one
I just know what my priorities are: finally start on the Drossel train, start dealing with those cybugs, and searching out Kat. I'll probably vote for any plan that has those.
I'm not really sure if this would be possible next turn unless the DC has gone down.
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
So, I don't think we really need to do anything in terms of changing our strategy beyond having CJ look into DoofOS and the Detective agency look into Hawk?
With that said, it's pretty clear that Collab Actions do incredible things! We really should collab with someone soon.
With that said, it's pretty clear that Collab Actions do incredible things! We really should collab with someone soon.
KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
I saw this, and I only heard one delightful sound.
"EEEERRRRNNNNIIIIEEEE!!!!"
ReaperofInterest
Herald of Disaster
Hmm...as I recall, succeeding on a Collaborate action "just" opens up a lost of possibilities, with the better the degree of success, the better the options are...for "us", at least. Perhaps we should try to Reach out to sometiger and Collaborate with Xanatos or Drakktech next turn?
Darn it, we probably lost the whatever thing that was toss into the castle by the villagers.
I think reaching out to Shego to collaborate against the drug cartel would be a good move. She'd be genuinely appreciative of it, I think, and they are becoming more dangerous as time goes on.
And decrypting the Signal, I'd rather not lose out on Drossel msyelf
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
That's not a thing to do next turn. Much as I'd like to start on it, failing something next turn means failing hard.
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Does Xanay have any coders in his employ? We could always collab with him to decode the transmissions if we really want that action done.
So may be wrong but the fact they turn to stone during the day seems pretty magical to me
ReaperofInterest
Herald of Disaster
Actually, apparently the basic stone sleep is somewhat biological, in that it allows them to gather solar/thermal energy for sustenance. The magic part about that is how all their stuff turns to stone with them. That was caused by a wizard hopped up on three incredibly powerful magical artifacts on behalf of an emperor with strong opinions on modesty.
- Location
- I think somewhere. I might be nowhere though
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Theoretically, we could do the Corporate Espionage to set up a network of people to send us corporate information from inside ENCOM. Alan might also have a similar network if we get his Loyalty up enough for him to reveal his secrets. Mirage has a similar thing with Olympia after all.
That was explained earlier as also being some biological thing in regards to a chemical and them having a kind of pseudo-photosynthesis where they get energy during the day. I think that was it. Never seen Gargoyles myself so I only have a loose grasp on what's been said here.
There were only 2 rolls under 50 in this update and it was Malf's and the random event...
CURSE YOU, CHRISTMAS DICES !
CURSE YOU, CHRISTMAS DICES !
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
Seeing the thread's mood switch from 'We're on a roll!' to 'OH NO WE'RE FUCKED WAH WAH WAH' was rather amusing. But you know what was even more amusing? Arathnorn smacking the salty with the 'Newspaper Roll of Common Sense(tm)'!
1) We can ignore all of this, because they're not actions done by our enemies. Good going rivals!
2) I thought this was some attempt by MCP to interact more literally with the User world, but it turns out this is a Disney Movie. Huh.
3) 'Who Framed Bonkers Bobcat', coming to cinemas near you. Well, now we know what one of our next turn Intrigue actions will be. And I must grudgingly admit, getting a crit success on that would be very helpful. Also Doom calls us a loser, who ducking cares, we didn't get a PR hit so don't get salty. From Hamilton's Off-Broadway song Congratulations: "You know why Jefferson can do what he wants? He doesn't dignify schoolyard taunts with a response!" --Angelica Schuyler.
4) Interesting little rumor. Probably something we might take if we get either Juniper or Fredzilla.
5) Kat and Candy respectively. I really hope CJ rolls well. As for Kat, ugh, I guess this might be more reasonable for spying on employees. You better not send Monogram again though!
6) Drossel! We should get started on that.
7) Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
8) He saw the floating castle just...sitting out there! What was he going to do, not attack it? Still, Bare Success to our Spectacular one. He managed to get his foot in the door but whether he leaves successful remains to be seen~.
9) "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?"
I'm still not voting for any plans that don't have Dino Entertainment and Large Herbivore Domestication. Instead of just reacting and overreacting because a few rivals were successful in doing their own things, let's try to stick to our guns for once? It's Crit turn up next, so we can't just go after the big boy DCs willy nilly. The only things that actually affected us were Kat and Candy. Doom didn't attack us, MCP certainly doesn't care about us, and Toffee is still busy playing 'Chess-checkers: Monopoly edition' with Phobos.
On the bright side, this gives me more time to hash out a hopefully-canon omake I have planned...
1) We can ignore all of this, because they're not actions done by our enemies. Good going rivals!
2) I thought this was some attempt by MCP to interact more literally with the User world, but it turns out this is a Disney Movie. Huh.
3) 'Who Framed Bonkers Bobcat', coming to cinemas near you. Well, now we know what one of our next turn Intrigue actions will be. And I must grudgingly admit, getting a crit success on that would be very helpful. Also Doom calls us a loser, who ducking cares, we didn't get a PR hit so don't get salty. From Hamilton's Off-Broadway song Congratulations: "You know why Jefferson can do what he wants? He doesn't dignify schoolyard taunts with a response!" --Angelica Schuyler.
4) Interesting little rumor. Probably something we might take if we get either Juniper or Fredzilla.
5) Kat and Candy respectively. I really hope CJ rolls well. As for Kat, ugh, I guess this might be more reasonable for spying on employees. You better not send Monogram again though!
6) Drossel! We should get started on that.
7) Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum.
8) He saw the floating castle just...sitting out there! What was he going to do, not attack it? Still, Bare Success to our Spectacular one. He managed to get his foot in the door but whether he leaves successful remains to be seen~.
9) "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?"
I'm still not voting for any plans that don't have Dino Entertainment and Large Herbivore Domestication. Instead of just reacting and overreacting because a few rivals were successful in doing their own things, let's try to stick to our guns for once? It's Crit turn up next, so we can't just go after the big boy DCs willy nilly. The only things that actually affected us were Kat and Candy. Doom didn't attack us, MCP certainly doesn't care about us, and Toffee is still busy playing 'Chess-checkers: Monopoly edition' with Phobos.
On the bright side, this gives me more time to hash out a hopefully-canon omake I have planned...
- Location
- The great frozen north
Those dice are a spy! Treason! Betrayal! I expected a comfy quest, but instead I've gotten survival horror in CK2 form! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Really though, I AM a little salty that NOT A SINGLE ONE of our rivals rolled a failure.
Also wasn't the Probabiblity-nator supposed to kick in?
Doof: Ok agent mad, I guess you've got the right idea.
Xanay: Glad we're on the same page lads.
Xanay: Actually reveals the gargoyles LIKE A BAWSS.
Seriously. What.
Really though, I AM a little salty that NOT A SINGLE ONE of our rivals rolled a failure.
Also wasn't the Probabiblity-nator supposed to kick in?
Yeah, it does feel like we never concentrated on a single avenue. While Khan is constantly working on Fusion and ENCOM is working on their OS 24/7, we ping-pong from project to project without any major breakthrough.
Agent Russ: Allright lads let's not get hasty and keep this Masquerade up as long as we can shall we?
Doof: Ok agent mad, I guess you've got the right idea.
Xanay: Glad we're on the same page lads.
Xanay: Actually reveals the gargoyles LIKE A BAWSS.
Seriously. What.
Wait, you mean the real life guy? Well, he doesn't seem like a bad choice...
Well shit. And the ENCOM fuckers roll a crit. Yeah, I think we've lost the digital war.
Fucking King Candy or whoever. Salvaging DoofOS is a high-priority dumpster fire!
Well this is quite ominous.
GOSH FUCKING DARN TOOTIN DAMNIT.
Point of order: they might have rolled failures, these are just the rolls that we see