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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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Lab_Accident said:
Does that mean he's on our side now?
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"Soldier. He was always on our side."
A single tear runs down the corporal's face, glimmering in the light. You get the feeling this will be the only time you ever see such a thing, and honestly, if you hadn't looked when you did, he would have wiped it away by then.

And scene!

Because this is what happens to us when we're left alone waiting for interludes.
 
Lab_Accident said:
Okay, so hear me out:

EvoL, Doofenshmirtz Evil Dating App.

For all you evil, lonely souls out there.
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The TRUE evil is how annoying to everyone around you it will be when you both finish each others sentences and laugh about it afterwards! How you'll be the couple that asks to see the dessert menu and order nothing from it, but have great fun looking at it. JUST LOOKING AT IT! And let's not even get started at all the couples carpooling together.

THE WORLD ECONOMY WILL GROVEL BEFORE DOOF AND BEG HIM TO TAKE THE APP DOWN!
 
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A Sad Clown
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    • I've gone mad. Have some grim-derp poetry

    A Sad Clown​
    The Big Top is around
    It was the biggest in town
    Until it was dragged away

    But along with the move
    Came a change in tune
    Of those who were willing to pay

    "Strongmen with Giraffes?
    We grow tired of that.
    For demons are what we slay."

    They were to make them laugh
    But with their humor so crass
    They had to mock their pray

    One dawned in attire
    Of the audience's ire
    Would take the center stage

    "Your Army is a joke,
    Says this silly folk
    For you do not know ballet"

    As the girl did dance
    The others took stance
    With pies they would now flay

    The laughs lasted for hours
    The meringue hosed off with a flower
    Jojo, what did you learn today?

    "I'm still Josephine"

    …Sorry

    This is built from vague memories of Jojo's Circus and a desire to have more than one clown we'll never try to hire.

    Princess Josephine is Jojo's cousin from Really Royal Land and they decided to switch places for a day. Problem being is that this was also the day of Josephine's coronation. It was resolved in cannon, but a lot of things go sideways when interdimensional warlords show up.

    So now a young clown lives a lie and a princess is "employed" as a performance artist in a war zone... Hooray!

    @Made in Heaven enjoy this mess
     
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    When Will Unlife Begin (Canon)
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    • All right so. Google Docs went down for like three hours, which is why you don't have an interlude yet.

    But I decided to use those three hours, and get me some XP. So uhhh... have this.

    When Will Unlife Begin

    [Zoom in on a forlorn castle in the Unhappiest Place on Earth, Drusselstein]
    [Shutters slam open in a burst of wind]

    [Malifishmirtz materializes in a spectral glow, glares, and then…]

    Malifishmertz: yawns
    Boy, it sure has been a while since my descendant awakened me. When did he say he'd be back again?

    [singing]
    Seven AM, the usual morning rundown
    [being beaten over the head by enchanted mop]
    Fight with the chores and spells 'till the floor's all clean
    Fix up the traps, don't lapse, have a nervous breakdown
    [cowering in corner as multiple flying cleaning tools t-pose over him]
    Fight again, and by then it's like 7:15

    And so I'll read spellbooks
    Yeah maybe two or three
    I'll add a few Goozims to the menagerie,
    I'll have a small snit-fit,
    And cry and basically,
    Just wonder when will unlife begin?

    I cannot eat lunch but I'll try to brew some potions,
    Cast evil spells, examine my cells and hex,
    Torment the peasants, stare at that weird octagon thing
    Then I'll cast, maybe blast, haunt my house,
    Test subjects!

    And I'll reread the books
    If I have time to spare
    I'll torment peasants more,
    Even if it's unfair,
    [continually rewriting dozens of discarded versions of this song]
    And then I'll write and write
    And rewrite this fanfare
    Stuck in the same place I've always been

    [Malifishmertz spinning in circles with spectral arms outstretched]
    And I'll keep wonderin' and wonderin'
    And wonderin' and wonderin'
    When will my unlife begin?

    Tomorrow night
    The lights will appear
    Just like they do when Drusselstein burns down each year
    What is it like
    Out there where flames glow?
    While I am cursed to
    Repose in this chateau?

    [Door creaks open]

    Malifishmertz: Gasp! Doofenshmirstz! You came back!
    Lawn Gnorme: Sorry sir, it's just me.
    Malifishmertz [visibly disappointed] Oh.
     
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    • Arathnorn said:
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    CURSE YOU GOOGLE DOCS!
    Also, well done, my brain hurts from the juxtaposition of Mal with Rapunzel.

    Rapunzmal.

    You may burn me at the stake now.

    Edit: Malpunzel rolls better, off the tongue, doesn't it? I think it does.

    Well, good thing we don't roll the d100s here. I just woke someone else up to their actual potentials.
    KitRougard threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Misclicked and committing Total: 14
    14 14
     
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    Arathnorn said:
    All right so. Google Docs went down for like three hours, which is why you don't have an interlude yet.

    But I decided to use those three hours, and get me some XP. So uhhh... have this.

    When Will Unlife Begin

    [Zoom in on a forlorn castle in the Unhappiest Place on Earth, Drusselstein]
    [Shutters slam open in a burst of wind]

    [Malifishmirtz materializes in a spectral, glow, glares, and then…]

    Malifishmertz: yawns
    Boy, it sure has been a while since my descendant awakened me. When did he say he'd be back again?

    [singing]
    Seven AM, the usual morning rundown
    [being beaten over the head by enchanted mop]
    Fight with the chores and spells 'till the floor's all clean
    Fix up the traps, don't lapse, have a nervous breakdown
    [cowering in corner as multiple flying cleaning tools t-pose over him]
    Fight again, and by then it's like 7:15

    And so I'll read spellbooks
    Yeah maybe two or three
    I'll add a few Goozims to the menagerie,
    I'll have a small snit-fit,
    And cry and basically,
    Just wonder when will unlife begin?

    I cannot eat lunch but I'll try to brew some potions,
    Cast evil spells, examine my cells and hex,
    Torment the peasants, stare at that weird octagon thing
    Then I'll cast, maybe blast, haunt my house,
    Test subjects!

    And I'll reread the books
    If I have time to spare
    I'll torment peasants more,
    Even if it's unfair,
    [continually rewriting dozens of discarded versions of this song]
    And then I'll write and write
    And rewrite this fanfare
    Stuck in the same place I've always been

    [Malifishmertz spinning in circles with spectral arms outstretched]
    And I'll keep wonderin' and wonderin'
    And wonderin' and wonderin'
    When will my unlife begin?

    Tomorrow night
    The lights will appear
    Just like they do when Drusselstein burns down each year
    What is it like
    Out there where flames glow?
    While I am cursed to
    Repose in this chateau?

    [Door creaks open]

    Malifishmertz: Gasp! Doofenshmirstz! You came back!
    Lawn Gnorme: Sorry sir, it's just me.
    Malifishmertz [visibly disappointed] Oh.
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    Uuuh, guys? I think Grunkle Mal might be feeling a tad cooped in? Don't know why, just a feeling. But uuh, we might want to get around to bringing him over sooner or later, I don't want a singing ghost haunting me.
     
    We've almost got everything ready for the move. While I would like to get Comedize done first so we can get the extra DC reduction, I think that it's about time to get the Castle over and done with. If nothing ekse, it's be nice to finally find out what that thing that was thrown into the Castle turns out to be.
     
    If we devote a personal action to the castle moving, and we put Mirage on it, we actually get a pretty good chance...
     
    I don't think we need a personal action.

    If we get a decent stewardship hero give them the Rooster Talisman and use exp we should get it up to 60 70 percent or so.
     
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